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Pour yourself a passion fruit and pineapple daiquiri as we dive into a spirited cultural showdown! Which Disney theme creates more magic – the laid-back tropical vibes of Polynesia or the vibrant energy of Latin America?

Our tropical cocktail sets the perfect backdrop for this friendly debate as we explore how Disney brings these rich cultural influences to life across their global properties. The Polynesian Resort stands as a monument to Disney's dedication to immersive theming, with its iconic lobby, pristine beaches, and over-water bungalows representing the gold standard of Disney accommodations. Me...

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Grab your Big Bamboo cocktail and join us for a hilariously critical look at Disney's 1960 adventure classic, Swiss Family Robinson! We're sipping on this tropical concoction from Animal Kingdom's Yak and Yeti restaurant while breaking down why this beloved film might be the most delightfully implausible survival story ever told.

From the impossibly quick construction of an elaborate treehouse to Francis's supernatural ability to tame wild animals in seconds flat, we dissect the charming absurdities that make this film both frustrating and endearing. How does a supposedly Swiss family speak with...

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Calling all military Disney fans! We're taking you on a special journey to Shades of Green, Walt Disney World's exclusive military resort that offers incredible value and luxury accommodations for active duty, retired, and disabled veterans. Nestled near the Polynesian Resort, this hidden gem provides standard rooms starting at just $179 per night while delivering all the perks of a deluxe Disney property.

As we explore the unique benefits of Shades of Green, including early park entry, personalized transportation, and family suites that sleep up to ten guests, we can't help but...

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What happens when creative theme park fans decide to imagine the absolute worst possible Disney lands? We're about to find out while sipping on one of Epcot's most unusual cocktails.

We kick things off by sampling the La Cava Avocado from La Hacienda de San Angel in the Mexico Pavilion – a unique $19 concoction featuring tequila, Midori, fresh avocado, lime juice, and agave. With its smoothie-like consistency and surprising flavor profile, this drink proves to be unexpectedly enjoyable and potentially a sleeper hit for our year-end list.

Then we unleash ou...

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Diving into a multi-generational Disney World adventure, Aaron shares his experience guiding five first-timers through the magic and mayhem of a five-day park excursion. From the moment their flight time changed, throwing off carefully crafted plans, to navigating the complexities of the Skyliner system while teaching others, this episode captures both the carefully orchestrated dance and beautiful chaos that is a family Disney trip.

The group's journey through all four parks reveals surprising favorites (Animal Kingdom unanimously won their hearts) and unexpected challenges, particularly the Florida weather that brought daily rainstorms...

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Beneath the magical veneer of Disney Parks lies a fascinating subculture most visitors never notice: Disney Social Clubs. Like secret societies with mouse ears instead of secret handshakes, these unofficial groups of passionate fans create their own traditions, patches, and in-park rituals centered around specific Disney intellectual properties or attractions.

We dive deep into this underground Disney phenomenon, exploring how these fan-created communities form around everything from beloved classics to obscure films. You'll discover clubs like "The Rescuers Underground" with their scavenger hunts and merit badge ceremonies, or "RATS" (Ratatouille's Artisan...

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What would happen if your favorite Disney heroes opened their own bars? We're diving deep into this imaginative concept, crafting 16 uniquely themed watering holes that capture the essence of beloved Disney characters.

Journey with us to "The Agrabah Oasis" where Aladdin's bar transforms from bustling marketplace by day to luxurious Arabian palace by night. Sip a Magic Carpet Mule with spiced fig vodka or venture to Elsa's "Arendelle Ice Bar" where periodic snowfalls accompany your Let It Glow cocktail with edible glitter. Imagine the steampunk styling of Captain Nemo's "Nautilus Dive...

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What does your Disney parks outfit say about you? From awesome to absolutely banned, we're diving into the fascinating world of theme park fashion and the unspoken dress code that exists at the Happiest Place on Earth.

Ever noticed how some people seem to nail their Disney look while others make you wonder what they were thinking? We're breaking down park attire into four distinct categories: awesome, cringy, meh, and banned—with plenty of examples from our own park experiences. 

The awesome category celebrates Disney bounding done right (subtle nod...

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What happens when moonshine meets the Magic Kingdom? We're sipping on authentic moonshine margaritas from Disney's Fort Wilderness while dreaming up the most exclusive—and eccentric—club Disney has never seen.

Prepare yourself for a wild journey as we craft "Hillbilly Club 33" from the ground up. This fictional collaboration between the Clampett family (yes, of Beverly Hillbillies fame) and the Disney empire reimagines luxury through Appalachian eyes. Picture a double-wide trailer perched above Frontierland's Golden Horseshoe, complete with taxidermy, toll paintings, and a grand chandelier made of deer antlers and gold-plated maso...

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Pour yourself a Bramble and join us for a delightfully silly political fantasy: What if Goofy ran for president? 

As we mix this raspberry-forward cocktail from Goofy's Kitchen at the Disneyland Hotel, we craft a surprisingly thoughtful platform for Disney's most lovable klutz. With campaign slogans like "Not left, not right, just goofy" and "Leadership with a lopsided smile," we envision a presidency focused on kindness, community, and the occasional pie distribution program.

Goofy's domestic policies would transform America into a "Joyful Nation" with tax breaks for dessert companies, f...

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What would it look like to spend an entire day exclusively in Galaxy's Edge as a dedicated Star Wars fan? We tackle this question by creating our own immersive itineraries focused solely on Batuu, breaking down every experience, meal, and purchase along the way.

Our detailed plans take you from rope drop to park close, maximizing every moment in this meticulously crafted Star Wars land. We start with early morning strategies – should you head straight to Rise of the Resistance or save it for later? – before mapping out perfect timing for icon...

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Raise your pineapple cups and join us for our milestone 52nd episode celebration! We've come full circle by revisiting the Lapu Lapu from Tambu Lounge at Disney's Polynesian Resort - the very first drink we featured when our Disney cocktail adventure began one year ago.

With 52 Disney drinks under our belts, we're sharing our definitive rankings of the best and worst beverages across the parks and resorts. The Ottawa Apple from BaseLine Tap House earned unanimous praise as our top pick, while the Lapu Lapu, Cold Brew Martini, and surprisingly delicious...

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Two 19-year-old college students bring fresh perspectives to Walt Disney World as they detail their adventures visiting all four Disney parks during their academic year in Florida. Eli and Addi, longtime Disneyland visitors, offer candid comparisons between the California and Florida parks that both seasoned Disney veterans and newcomers will find enlightening.

Animal Kingdom emerges as their surprise favorite, with both guests marveling at how completely transported they felt among its immersive landscapes. "I'll never forget seeing the floating mountains of Pandora for the first time," Addi shares, while Eli declares...

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Step into the spooky side of Disney as we raise our Coney Negronis and dive deep into the most ghoulishly delightful events on both coasts. Having braved torrential Florida downpours at Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and researched the increasingly popular Oogie Boogie Bash, we're sharing everything you need to know before booking your Halloween Disney adventure.

Our Mickey's Not-So-Scary experience at Magic Kingdom was unforgettable—even with rain so heavy it created rivers on walkways! We discovered the perfect rainy-night hack: washcloths in shoes to absorb moisture, and the undeniable value of...

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The unexpected announcement of a new Disney park in Abu Dhabi has completely reshuffled the conversation around Disney's expansion strategy. What started as a discussion about whether Walt Disney World needs a fifth gate to compete with Universal's Epic Universe quickly transformed into an analysis of Disney's global theme park portfolio and future plans.

When weighing the potential benefits of a fifth Disney World park, several compelling points emerge. A brand-new park would provide the perfect canvas for fresh concepts and untapped intellectual properties that don't quite fit within the existing...

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Have you ever watched someone experience Disney World for the first time? There's something magical about witnessing that transformation from skepticism to wonder. On our latest adventure to Florida, that's exactly what happened when Kristie, previously Disney-indifferent, fell head over heels for Animal Kingdom.

Our journey began with a coastal Florida road trip before diving into an action-packed two-day Disney experience. We strategically planned our park days, starting with Animal Kingdom where our rope drop strategy paid off magnificently. While crowds rushed to Flight of Passage, we conquered both Expedition Everest...

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Picture this: you're excitedly walking down Main Street, U.S.A. when suddenly, the skies open up and unleash a Florida downpour that would make Moana's ocean look tame. Or perhaps you're melting faster than Olaf in summer as the thermometer climbs past 95°F. What do you do when Mother Nature throws a wrench into your carefully planned Disney day?

Our latest episode dives deep into surviving (and thriving!) during extreme weather at Disney parks. From the clockwork afternoon thunderstorms of Walt Disney World to the rare but bewildering rain showers t...

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Wondering how to survive Disney with someone who'd rather be anywhere else? Or perhaps you're the one dreading the family Disney trip? Either way, we've got you covered as we sip on a Smoked Turkey cocktail from Olivia's Cafe at Disney's Old Key West Resort and dive into survival strategies for the reluctant Disney visitor.

The cocktail itself—a bourbon-based concoction with cherry liqueur, grenadine, and a hint of hickory smoke—seems perfectly designed for that stereotypical grumpy grandpa sitting on his DVC balcony while the grandkids watch cartoons inside. Much like...

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What happens when Disney Imagineers lose their minds completely? We explore this hilarious premise while enjoying a dangerously delicious Jungle Bird cocktail from Skipper Canteen. This rum and pineapple concoction ($15.50) proves to be the perfect companion as we dive into creating the most absurd, impractical, and downright terrible Disney park additions imaginable.

Our comedic journey takes us through attractions like Hannah Montana's Wrecking Ball ride, where guests swing on actual wrecking balls to the infamous song, and a Walk-Through Flea Farm at Animal Kingdom with real fleas and the potential for...

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What if everything you thought you knew about Disney was carefully manufactured to hide darker truths? Behind the smiling characters and perfectly crafted attractions lies a web of conspiracies that would make even the most hardened skeptic question reality.

Hidden Mickeys aren't innocent design elements—they're sophisticated psychological triggers strategically placed to manipulate your spending habits and reinforce brand loyalty. That burst of joy when you spot one? It's a programmed response designed to open your wallet and strengthen your devotion to the Mouse. We explore how this elaborate Da Vinci Co...

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What happens when the world's most famous mouse couple calls it quits? Aaron and Aaron tackle this hilariously complex hypothetical scenario by dividing up the most valuable asset in this animated divorce: Disneyland itself.

Armed with shots of tequila and guided by special guest mediator Eli, the hosts transform into rival attorneys representing Mickey and Minnie in increasingly specific negotiations. Their property division follows an unexpected guiding principle: Mickey embodies "fun and excitement" while Minnie represents "elegance and fashion." This distinction drives their decisions about who deserves what throughout the park.<...

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What really happens after "happily ever after"? We're pouring Bahama Mamas and diving into the imagined family lives of Disney princesses a decade after their movies end. 

Remember those perfect fairy tale endings? Well, real life comes for everyone—even animated royalty. Snow White's still beautiful but exhausted by those "fairest of them all" questions, while her seven dwarf "uncles" won't stop visiting (and Dopey's gone viral with his dance moves). Belle juggles six kids in a castle where all the furniture had to be replaced after turning back into humans. And...

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Do you ever wonder how Disney characters find love? Give this episode a listen and you'll know exactly how they make the magic happen. You could also enjoy a Whiskey Breeze from the Turf Club Bar and Grill at Saratoga Springs.

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It was Aaron's birthday this week! It was Mirabel's birthday this week! It was Figment's birthday this week (But we didn't know about that until after we recorded)!

Join us as we celebrate a couple birthdays, Encanto, and Puebla Esperanza all while enjoying a refreshing Sangria

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Have you ever wondered what a Disney Princess would do if she needed to make a little cash on the side? Listen in and find out what we think they would do and also whether a Zacapa No. 23 Side Car is the drink for you.

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Listen this week as Aaron and Aaron go toe to toe about who was more evil, Cruella deVille or Maleficent. Someone is going to have to walk the plank while drinking a Walk the Plank from Turf Club Bar & Grill

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I hate your guts, but you don't know that and you ask me for help to plan your day at Disney. Well here you go and don't forget the drink, a Pineapple Mule from Turf Club Bar and Grill at Saratoga Springs Resort.

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A trip to Disney can occasionally come with small injuries that we have completely exaggerated to be big, life altering injuries. To smooth over our aches and pains we're sipping on an alcohol forward Backscratcher from Kona Lounge.

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Churros suck, end of story

Drink a fiery Angry Bloody Rancor and get over your weak takes about Disney

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The Disney Villains need some advice and we're gonna give it to them right after we've had our cocktail, a Lamu Libation from Nomad Lounge at Animal Kingdom. You'll also get the chance to hear Aaron and Aaron not now basic words like noodling and prestige television. All for you this week

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This week, two dudes named Aaron discuss various SHTF scenarios at the happiest place on Earth while drinking our new concoction not currently available at the parks, a Churro Martini.

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Refresh yo'self pardner with a Cranberry Sipper whilst the two Aarons spins yarns of Frontierland

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From GenPop to the lap of luxury, we're talking about the Disneyland Hotels. Grande Californian, Pixar Place, The Disneyland Hotel, and Good Neighbor Hotels. This weeks we're drinking a Swing Shift from Napa Rose made with Sazerac, Amaro, Vermouth, and bitters.

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We're recapping the trips and news from and eventful year while enjoying an Eggnog Old Fashioned from Carnation Cafe

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Sip on a Keshian Spiced Cream from Disneyland's Oga's Cantina while we chat all things Disney Christmas

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Kurt Russell made a lot of great, and not-so-great movies for Disney. Join us and we wade through the dreck and tell you of the hidden gems to be found on Disney+ all while enjoying a PB&J Cocktail from Tune-In Lounge at Hollywood Studios

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What's the best roller coaster? What's the worst? Come listen and find out what each Aaron thinks. One thing for sure; the Blueberry Lemon Drop Martini from California Grill is sure to be high on everyone's list.

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Today we discuss all the perks we think Disney SHOULD provide while staying at the resort hotels, with the purchase of a Magic Key or annual pass and even with your DVC membership. Grab your favorite drink, ours is from the Tune-In Lounge at Hollywood Studios, and join our conversation...... CHEERS!!!!!

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The people have spoken, and spoken in the form of a question. And since we're a couple helpful guys, we decided to answer those questions we found on Facebook. We enjoy our first hot beverage, the Boardwalk Cafe. Coffee, Bourbon, Caramel, and Cream, what's not to enjoy?

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Are you a cheap ass? If you are, then listen to this episode and learn how to go barebones Disney. We'll also tell you about the delicious refillable drink, The Barrilitos Strawberry Hibiscus Soda found at Baseline Taphouse in Hollywood Studios

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