Existence Brewing

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By: Jack Hansen & Michael Elliott

Two guys are grabbing coffee and discussing everything from current events to philosophy.  

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Oh, Enlighten Up Already (EB-114)
Yesterday at 7:00 PM

Yet another batch of banter for Jack & Michael at their favorite loitering hole, including subjects like why it's important to display your authentic self; the possible misnomers behind like-minded people; and re-evaluating the definitions of evolution and enlightenment. Jack also shares the details about his recent binge of brain rot on YouTube, and his first-ever experience with an A.I. phone tree assistant.

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - You Are What You Eat...And Then Some
10/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #78: "Deal-A-Meal"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Reading Might Still Be Fundamental, But It Ain't Cool
10/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #105: "The Doomsday Watch Party (Who's Got The Chips?)

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Existence Brewing Download - Redefining Possibility To Make Anything So
10/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #109: "Manna From 7-Eleven"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - For The Best Highball In The World, Visit Your Local Chuck E. Cheese!
10/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #108: "Jimothy & The Girl In The Red Bikini (Because We're Testing Out A Theory)

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If At First You Don't Succeed...Have A Pop-Tart And Fuhgeddaboudit! {EB-113}
10/17/2026

A timeless tradition in the making continues, as Jack & Michael assume their place at Existence Brewing yet again for a spirited chat about a recent botched execution in Tennessee; a new kind of booze that's flavored like Pop-Tarts; and the school suspension of an autistic student who fashioned their sandwich into the shape of a gun and pointed it at fellow students. Michael also gives Jack a visualization quiz that leads to a discussion about what fires a person's imagination.



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With Biberty & Justice For All (EB-112)
#112
10/03/2026

It's another round for Jack & Michael at Existence Brewing, as the two play pick-up regarding the decline of Napa Valley's wine industry, the ignominy created by one NFL player's recent endzone pantomime, and a young child's wish for a corporate insurance themed birthday party. Michael also reflects upon a childhood memory of his favorite birthday cake.

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Missing The 1:11 To Oblivion (EB-111)
09/19/2026

Jack & Michael do their thing at Existence Brewing for the 111th time (on record at least), as they verbally rummage through topics including bikini baristas, surveillance pricing on the internet, and the latest revelations about a possible doomsday scenario for humanity caused by the rise of artificial intelligence. Jack also forwards the suggestion that the power to take action a vast number of things in societal terms needs to actually be placed in the hands of the people to decide, and not just the wealthy corporations of the world.

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How 9-to-5 Became 8-to-6, But Is Really More Like 7:45-to-6:15, With No Overtime (EB-110)
09/05/2026

Habits die hard, as Jack & Michael once again populate their favorite hang-out for a discourse about employee unionization; the misnomers surrounding climbing the corporate ladder; and the place we all seem to call 'here'.

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Detestable Car Dealership Sells Mini Cooper To Blind Guy
09/01/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #108: "Jimothy & The Girl In The Red Bikini (Because We're Testing Out A Theory)"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - God Explains The Eternal Bond Between Manna & Taco Bell
09/01/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #109: "Manna From 7-Eleven"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Why You Can't Stream The Movie "Cocoon"
08/31/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #103: "Never Blame A Rainbow For The Rain"

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Existence Brewing Download - The Wrath Of Con
08/31/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #100: "99 Bottles Of Jeer On The Wall +1"

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Manna From 7-Eleven (EB-109)
08/22/2026

Jack & Michael land once again on what has become their very own White House lawn at Existence Brewing for an in-depth conversation about aerospace entrepreneur Richard Bigelow's fascination with, and connection to the current disclosure movement. Jack also shares a conversation he once had with God about the mythical manna's link to Taco Bell. 

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Jimothy & The Girl In The Red Bikini (Because We're Testing Out A Theory){EB-108}
08/08/2026

It's that time again, as Jack & Michael meet up at Existence Brewing for a swerve about theme restaurants; the lost art of being quiet and alone whilst here on Earth; and how thinking the worst might be the best thing for you.  Jack also shares his repugnance for a car dealership in Georgia that recently sold a Mini Cooper to a blind man.

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - To Like Me Is To Forsake Me...At Least When Texting
08/02/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #107: "The One We Forgot To Name"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Grandma's License Plate Frame
08/02/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Defining America's Generations Through Warfare
08/02/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #105: "The Doomsday Watch Party (Who's Got The Chips?)"

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Existence Brewing Download - Remembering Ted Turner
08/02/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"

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The One We Forgot To Name (EB-107)
07/25/2026

Jack & Michael return for a 66-minute romp at their ol' prohibitionist watering hole to conversate about the ruination of baseball over the past thirty years; the polarizing effects of ranch dressing on the masses; the ridiculous rules that have been built around calling someone you just met for the first time; and Jack's dislike for unrequited text messages through the use of a simple emoji or programmed response.

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Unlimited Edition (EB-106)
07/11/2026

Another sit-down, another curious convo for Jack & Michael at Existence Brewing, as they ramp on topics including insurance industry advertising icons of the modern era and the Satanic-themed limited edition sneakers that reportedly contain human blood in the soles. Michael also gives Jack a pop-quiz that quantifies how ruined his tender frontal lobe is due to 80s television commercial jingles, and Jack also expounds on the tortures of being a collector by nature.

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The Doomsday Watch Party (Who's Got The Chips?) [EB-105]
06/27/2026

Jack & Michael have a lot to dish in this episode at Existence Brewing, including topics like generational vernacular and a new app that tracks private jets to estimate a potential doomsday event for the planet. Jack also shares his animus about a recent incident involving a driver who blocked traffic on a busy roadway to wait in the McDonald's drive-thru, as well as directing his ire towards a college softball player who eats ladybugs for good luck.

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Existence Brewing Download - The Trinity Of Corporeal Responsibility
06/21/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #77: "Watching You Like A Hawk Tuah!"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Wrath Of Con
06/21/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #99: "Bee-ing & Nothingness"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Peaches & Cream And Her Racist Dream
06/21/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #103: "Never Blame A Rainbow For The Rain"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Black Hoodie & The White Wifebeater
06/21/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Chat STD
06/14/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #89: "Win, Place Or Snowed"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Obscure Magic Of FEX & Gary Higgins
06/14/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #96: "The Penny For Your Thoughts They No Longer Make"

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Existence Brewing Download - Let It Bee
06/14/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #99: "Bee-ing & Nothingness"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Things That Needle, Stone & Tap One's Eyes, Kidneys & Spine
06/14/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #96: "The Penny For Your Thoughts They No Longer Make"

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Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference (EB-104)
06/06/2026

Another rendezvous at Existence Brewing for Jack & Michael stirs up numerous points of verbal interest, including the untold life of recently-departed cable TV mogul Ted Turner and the accismus of those who criticize others for telling what they call "dad jokes." Jack also takes aim at a recent license plate frame he saw while driving and offers a rare glimpse of his anthropophilic side by offering his latest justification for believing in the reptilian conspiracy theory.

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Existence Brewing Download - The Two Eggs On A Plate Hypocrisy
05/30/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #98 - "Polar Vortex"

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Existence Brewing Download - The Truth Will Set You Free
05/30/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #92: "I Ate My Golden Ticket"

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Existence Brewing Download - Epstein-Cancelling Headphones
05/30/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #98 - "Polar Vortex"

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Existence Brewing Download - No Hotel For The Homeless
05/30/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #93: "Santa Claus & Effect"

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Never Blame A Rainbow For The Rain (EB-103)
05/23/2026

In their latest rendezvous at Existence Brewing, Jack & Michael lean into a myriad of unscheduled topics, such as the ego's place in being human and the modern world's bent for slinging unfounded labels at people in order to "cancel" them. Jack also lays deserving waste to a new TV commercial for a luxury SUV.

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - A Boy And His Ball & Why Dolphin Love Was Forbidden
05/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #91: "'Twas The Blight Before Christmas"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Pen Is Only Mightier Than The Sword If The Right Person Is Using It
05/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #77: "Watching You Like A Hawk Tuah!"

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Existence Brewing Single Shot - Tennessee Congressman's Satanic Panic Over UAPs & Richard Nixon Shows Jackie Gleason A Dead Alien Being
05/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #102: "Don't Ask Questions, Just Do What The Government Says And Panic"

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Existence Brewing Download - How To Properly Embalm A Consumer For Zombieism
05/17/2026

From Existence Brewing Episode #89: "Win, Place Or Snowed"

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