Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Gay Matts and Gennifertias, it’s a double whammy today because the super hilarious comedian, actress, and writer MACKENZIE BARMEN is on the pod this week to celebrate the best crier in the biz! Our Miss Thing is an Academy Award winner, the most fun British actor working today, and the scene stealer in modern classics like ‘Fleabag’, ‘The Crown’, ‘The Night Manager’, ‘The Favourite’, and now ‘Wicker’ — OLIVIA COLMAN!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he finally broke down and cried in acting class, Tim remembers the time he accidentally spent his donation to the Kigali Genocide Memorial...

Flamsas, once more, we’ll open the door for your heart will go ON because we have the hysterical standup comedian JAKE CORNELL on the pod this to celebrate every gay man’s ultimate icon. Our Miss Thing is the singer of every generation, a goofy goddess, and the comeback queen lighting up Gay Paree right now — CELINE DION!!! In this ep, Greg remembers the moment he officially became a cliche after getting locked out of his Vegas hotel room, Tim looks back on the time his boyfriend sweetly surprised him with a bathrobe and it gave him a rash...

Flamsas, we’re being real when we say that this episode is a meta mind-melter. This week’s Miss Thing is literally THE moment, has the biggest eyes in the biz, and has starred in the cultural touchstones ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘The Dropout’, ‘Jennifer’s Body’, ‘The Housemaid’, and… one more that just came out — AMANDA SEYFRIED!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the moment he finally impressed his French teacher after a horse took him through the brambles of France, while Greg recalls the time his husband Elizabeth Holmes’d him regarding San Diego’s world famous shark tacos. The boys also...

Flamsas! Hold onto your Marcia Clark wigs because this episode is gonna blow your mind. This week’s Miss Thing is one of the most versatile actresses out there, a beloved gay icon, and the showstopper of such seminal classics like, ‘American Horror Story’, ‘12 Years A Slave’, ‘The People vs. O.J. Simpson’, ‘Carol’, ‘Ratched’, and so much more — SARAH PAULSON!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the moment someone clocked him shape-shifting at a party, while Tim looks back on the time he couldn’t stop accidentally running into people he used to hooked up with. The boys also talk about the inability t...

Mister Hammond, I think we're back in business because actor, director, and comedic genius GUS HEAGERTY is on the pod to celebrate every gay man’s favorite actress. This week’s Miss Thing is an Oscar Winner, a passionate film preserver, and the mega talented star of film and TV classics like ‘Big Little Lies’, ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Little Women’, ‘Inland Empire’, ’Star Wars’, and ‘Marriage Story’ — LAURA F**KING DERN!!! In this ep, Greg brings it back to the time he lied to his classmates about almost getting Laura Dern’s part in ‘Jurassic Park’, Tim remembers the time he had a severe allergic reaction to...

Genni-F*CKING-fertias, it’s time to Party (in the bush, etc) because the brilliant comedian and TV writer DYLAN ADLER is on the pod today to celebrate a pop prince! This week’s Miss Thing is a capital ‘A’ Artiste with taste, Australia’s most talented top, and the maestro behind the albums ‘Bloom’, ‘Something To Give Each Other’, and ‘She’s The Best’ — TROYE SIVAN!!! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he went to the beach to relax and instead sat next to a group of gays on G, Tim looks back on the time he tried to get a Leland song on hi...

Gay Matts and Inertias, there isn’t one thing to hate about our Miss Thing this week — not even a little bit, not even at all. This iconic movie star is the millennial Shakespeare influencer of the 2000s, the most joyous triple threat out there, and the charismatic lead actress of ’10 Things I Hate About You’, ‘Save The Last Dance’, ‘O’, and now ‘Dancing with the Stars’ — JULIA STILES!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his friend made a world-class mistake first thing in the morning at a famous Miami club, while Tim remembers the moment he ran into the bigges...

Run Away With Us Gennifertias because this week we’re joined on the couch by the godfather of Instagram comedy, a former figure skater, and the scene-stealer of ‘Hacks’, ‘Overcompensating’ and ‘People We Meet On Vacation’ — TOMMY DO!!! Our Miss Thing is an artiste that’ll always Cut To The Feeling, is every gay person’s favorite singer, the lyricist for broadway’s upcoming ‘10 Things I Hate About You’, and the prolific genius behind multiple musical opuses like ‘Emotion’, ‘Dedicated’ and the brand new album ’Day and Night’ — CARLY RAE JEPSEN!!! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his improv group sleepover quickly turned in...

Gennifer Zs, get ready to have emotional Motion Sickness because our Miss Thing this week is a 4x Grammy-winner, the poet of our generation, every singers’ favorite collaborator, a cunning linguist, and the creator of the masterpiece albums ‘Stranger in the Alps’, ‘Punisher’, and now ‘Lost Weekend’ — PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let his future boss really see him sweat while Tim remembers the time he was at a party with Charlize Theron and his sister drunkenly party-crashed it. The boys also talk the mental load of responding to multiple DMs, standing ovation season a...

Owens sisters, welcome to the Season Two premiere of Miss Thing!! To kick off our new era (and our new cover), we’re honoring one of the world’s biggest movie stars. Our Miss Thing this week is box office gold, everyone’s best friend, an Academy Award winner for Best Actress and Razzie Award winner for Worst Actress (in the same year), and the funny, ageless, and charismatic talent behind massive hits like, ‘Miss Congeniality’, ‘Bird Box’, ‘The Blind Side’, ‘Speed’, ‘Crash’, ‘Practical Magic’ and ‘Practical Magic 2’ — SANDRA BULLOCK! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he showed 98% of the movie ‘Gravity’...

Put on your finest platinum blonde wigs and your longest red nails Gennifertias because we’re honoring the last piece of monoculture this week in the Season One FINALE of Miss Thing! Our pioneer of a Miss Thing is the most beloved person in America, a Hall of Fame songwriter, a theme park mogul, the cheekiest and sweetest woman to ever do it, and the the most unifying force in our culture — DOLLY PARTON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he thought he was making a shrewd business decision by buying something from a famous artist righ...

Gennifertias, you’re about to be HAD at HELLO ‘cause comedian, TV writer, and former fashion journalist, MARCOS LUEVANOS joins us to wax poetic about a two-time Academy Award winning actress with the most famous squint and pout in the biz. Our Miss Thing this week is a tippity-top A-list star, can do a British accent better than anyone in the UK, and is the leading lady of mega-hits like, ‘Chicago’, ‘Cold Mountain’, ‘Jerry Maguire’, ‘Judy’, and ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ — RENÉE ZELLWEGER!!! On today’s ep, Greg looks back on the time he and his friend almost danced the Cell Block Tango aft...

The truth is out there Gennifertias, and that truth is that our Miss Thing this week is the most transfixing and talented British-American dual citizen out there. She’s a film, TV, and stage legend, an international phenom beloved by everyone (especially the lesbians), and the show-stopping star of ‘The X Files’, ‘Sex Education’, ‘The Crown, and ‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’... Dana Scully herself — GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he thought an alien was breaking into his Lake Arrowhead Airbnb only to find something much worse, while Greg recalls a recent night in wh...

Inertias, welcome to the Lush Life because we’re shaking our asses this week to the unflappable Swedish songstress who makes every day feel like a never ending Midnight Sun. Our Miss Thing is a braces ambassador, a full blown comedian, an uber talented singer and dancer, and the ultimate Lisa Frank Beach girl — ZARA LARSSON!! In this ep, Greg shares a tale from a weekend sailing trip in which he ended up surrounded by way too many SEALS, while Tim remembers the time he discovered his life-long fear of sharks during his “Florida Spring.“ The boys also talk ‘Spider-Man...

Gay Matts and Inertias, the light is coming, because our Miss Thing this week is so ‘supernatural’-ly talented we had to do her TWICE! She’s a genius actor and impressionist, has a voice so beautiful it makes you feel like you’re basking in Eternal Sunshine, is the singer of the smash single ‘hate that i made you love me’, and is the mastermind behind beautiful works of art like, ‘Dangerous Woman’, ‘thank u, next’ and ‘petal’ — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg looks to you to help him unload a prized Frankie Grande artifact from ‘Big Brother’, while Tim remember...

Goddesses, string your bows and pop that wax out of your ears because this week we’re venerating a group of woman so powerful that you’ll definitely be feeling this episode in your waters. Our Miss Thing(s) this week are the scene-stealing deities from the movie of the summer who are all so individually talented that a war could be started in any of their names…. we’re talking about the women of The Odyssey — ZENDAYA, SAMANTHA MORTON, CHARLIZE THERON, LUPITA NYONG’O and ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sang an Ambien induced sire...

Gennifertias get ready to fall in L.O.V.E. ‘cause this week we’re joined by a very special guest: comedian, TV writer, and author of the new laugh-out-loud book, “The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay” — ELIOT GLAZER! Prepare to be LA-LA-ing all over the kitchen and the floor because our Miss Thing is the ultimate 2000s reality star slash singer, has the most famous ‘Autobiography’ of all time, is everyone’s favorite little sister AND the daughter-in-law of Diana Ross — ASHLEE SIMPSON! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time ‘The Ashlee Simpson Show’ became his gay best fr...

Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ — SHAKIRA!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he became “the boy who cried Birthday” in Botswana, while Greg remembers the moment a Cop car turned its siren lights on as he was pulling a U-turn in Mexico. The...

Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he conned his boyfriend into dancing with him at a wedding, while Greg relives the previous night when his husband got into an awkward interac...

Get Into The Groove Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re certainly proving our love to THE Queen of Pop this week. Our Miss Thing is the definition of “Mutha,” a stadium touring megastar, the ultimate tastemaker and trendsetter, and the groundbreaking artist behind the seminal masterpieces, ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘Like a Prayer’, ‘Ray of Light’, ‘Music,’ ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, the upcoming ‘Confessions II’, and too much more to even list — MADONNA!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he quite literally Hung Up on Hollywood super producer JJ Abrams while Greg recounts his past weekend when he blew a tire on the road to Palm...

Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he made his family’s life rosier by renaming the family dog, while Tim remembers the time he introduced champagne to his ragtag kickball team and it caused them to win the champi...

Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused such a scene in the movie theater that a man grabbed him, while Tim remembers the time a group of Nine (plus) Perfect Strangers gave him a Christmas miracle while sick in Uganda. The boys also...

Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his head open and then urgent care turned him away while Greg remembers the moment a random man “hit on him” by telling him he looke...

Gennifer Zs ditch that prior hideous skirt convention you’re going to because this week we’re celebrating America’s very own premier British actress. Our Miss Thing is an onomatopoeia for joy, a woman of taste, and the star of seminal films like ‘Looper’, ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, ‘Devil Wears Prada’, ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, ‘A Quiet Place’, ‘Oppenheimer’ and the upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ — EMILY BLUNT! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment his mother in-law officially welcomed him into the family with an unexpected comment about his figure while Tim remembers the time a Russian couple on a sunset cruise scared the sh*t out...

Cindys, the TV’s leaking! And by leaking we mean we’re shedding literal tears of laughter, because our Miss Thing of the week just happens to be the comedic genius of our times. This Hot Chick is the funniest unsung actress out there, the most fearless ditz in the game, and the timeless star of the ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Mom’, ‘Lost In Translation’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — ANNA FARIS!! In this ep, Greg takes everyone back to when the alarm went off in his New York hotel and they made it seem like a killer was on the loose, while Tim r...

Sorry to this man, but this episode’s got a little sweetness to it! Our Miss Thing of the week is the holy trinity of the internet, a ten-quadrant star, the busiest woman in showbiz, fellow podcaster, and future Oscar winner for “I Love Boosters” and an upcoming family film starring her and Whoopi Goldberg that we made up — KEKE PALMER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to impress the cool gays in college and ended up in the E.R., while Tim remembers the time he got a little too cocky post Covid booster...

Gennifertias, get ready for an episode so you good you’re gonna feel Happier Than Ever because our Miss Thing the week is the literal voice of Generation Z, knows how to create a true sonic landscape, is the youngest two time Oscar winner, is the singer/songwriter of such smash hits as “Birds of a Feather”, “Ocean Eyes”, “Bad Guy” and so much more, and is the star of James Cameron’s Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) — BILLIE EILISH! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got into a prestigious fellowship program...

Hey Julie and Julias, slick back your hair and loosen up those fingers because we’re venerating the greatest hand actor of all time this week. Our Miss Thing is a mother to all of us, has given the most fearless performances committed to film, is a three-time Academy Award winner, and is the ultimate shining star of classics (in our opinion) like ‘She-Devil’, ‘The River Wild’, ‘Ricki and The Flash’, ‘The Prom’, ‘Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!’ and ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ — MERYL STREEP!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he saw Meryl in the wild on the wintery stre...

It came true, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re finally bowing down to the one and only Princess of Genovia this week. Our Miss Thing is an Oscar winner, an actress who is the definition of aging gracefully, the delightful star of generational movies like ‘The Princess Diaries’, ‘Rachel Getting Married’, ‘Interstellar’, ‘Les Misérables’ and ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, and is MOST famously known for her role as Greg’s neighbor from several towns over — ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was visited by a spirit that quite literally took his voice away and turning his eyes Mother Mary...

Claws out Gennifertias ‘cause we’re coughing up furballs to celebrate the fiercest actress of all time. Our Miss Thing this week has the most singular facial structure out there, is the epitome of “Blockbuster for Adults”, is THE most iconic Catwoman to ever do it, and the scene-stealer of ‘White Oleander’, ‘Mother!’, ‘What Lies Beneath’, ‘Scarface, ‘Grease 2’, and ‘Margo’s Got Money Troubles’ — Michelle PERIOD Pfeiffer PERIOD! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his loved ones started social distancing from him because he stunk like cat, while Greg looks back on the moment he went to pick up Shake Shack and ended up in a th...

Mama, Papa, get in here, ‘cause it’s legends only on the pod. Our Miss Thing this week is the original nepo baby (complimentary), the funniest person out there, a meme queen, an Academy Award winning Best Actress, the most memorable part of ‘Cabaret’, ‘Arthur’, and Arrested Development’, and the owner of the best legs in showbiz — Liza Minnelli! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his mama made a scene at his college graduation after they pronounced his last name wrong, while Greg looks back on the time a showmance introduced him to Liza with Z and before it led to a real...

Gennifertias, put your A-Balls in and get ready to party! Our Miss Thing this week is an accessible yet mysterious IT girl, a fashion icon, a woman of integrity and taste, the queen of facial reactions, and star of mega-hits like ‘Euphoria’, ‘Challengers’, the ‘Spider-man’ franchise, the ‘Dune’ franchise, and the new hit ‘The Drama’ — ZENDAYA! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he found out he over-relies on a signature facial expression, while Tim remembers the night he inadvertently held his friends hostage at a Halloween party and then caused his friend “Zendayo” to break up with his boyfriend. They b...

Hello Hello Hello, Baby Girls! We’re about to start it all (in a different way) because this week we’re losing our minds for the ultimate people-pleaser, actress, and reality star. Our mega-talented Miss Thing will make you laugh and then make you cry, has the best husband in showbiz (Marky Mark), and is the legendary star of ‘I’m It!’, ‘Room and Bored’, 2014 Emmy Award winner for her brave performance in ‘Seeing Red’, ‘Mrs. Hat’, and the upcoming hit ‘How’s That!’ — VALERIE CHERISH!! (AKA the iconic character played by Lisa Kudrow in ‘The Comeback’) In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he...

Call your Girlfriend Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re Body Talk-ing for the greatest Swedish pop songstress of all time. Our Miss Thing is a sad bop superstar, a tumbling queen, and the high priestess responsible for timeless classics like ‘Dancing On My Own’, ‘Show Me Love’ and ‘Honey’ — ROBYN!! In this ep, Greg breaks down how his Lake Tahoe trip played out like a Robyn concert while Tim remembers the time a drunk gay terrorized him during a beach day in Puerto Vallarta. The boys also discuss the awe-inducing opening credits of ‘Love Story’, Darlene Mitchell being the joyous IJBOL queen on...

Gay Matts and Inertias, get ready to throw back a pint and have the time of your life ‘cause this week we’re celebrating Ireland’s finest thespian. This Miss Thing is your favorite director’s favorite actress, a total girl’s girl, a shining reality star, the owner of the most hung smile in Hollywood, the breakout of so many projects like, ‘Men’, ‘Chernobyl’, ‘The Lost Daughter’, ‘Women Talking’, and ‘Hamnet’, and of course the NEWLY crowned Academy Award winner for Best Actress — JESSIE BUCKLEY! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let out an Oscar-winning wail of his own af...

Gennifertias, there’s no way you can feel Platonic about the classy actress that we’re venerating this week. Our Miss Thing is a hard comedy queen, a basic-cable drama scene stealer, Australia’s most unexpected export, and the impossibly tasteful star of such hits as ‘Bridesmaids’, ‘Spy’, ‘Damages’, ‘Neighbors’ and ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ — ROSE BYRNE!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he took up spy craft and caused his dad to lose his innocence, while Tim remembers the summer he conned his way into an internship and ended up getting banned from a Boston improv in...

Oh darlings, put a big cap in your feather ‘cause we have a VERY special guest on the pod this week! Comedian, singer, writer, and ‘Hacks’ scene-stealer Mike Liebenson is on the couch to rave about the true utility player of Hollywood. Our Miss Thing has the most famous transantlantic (or somewhere over the Atlantic) accent, is King Princess’ “best friend,” the backbone of ‘Cruel Intentions’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘Addams Family Values’, ‘The Gilded Age’ and ‘The Good Fight’, and most importantly is Mike’s phone background — CHRISTINE BARANSKI! In this ep, Mike remembers the time he had the chance to meet Christine and she said the m...

Get ready to SCREAM Gennifertias because we’re celebrating *THE* ultimate scream queen. Our Miss Thing this week not only has the best Hollywood name in the game, she’s the most iconic inhaler of all time, the ultimate final girl, the star of ‘Party of Five’, ‘Wild Things’, ‘The Craft’, and ‘Scream 7’… Sidney Prescott herself — NEVE CAMPBELL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time a hippo charged him in the Okavango Delta causing the sun to almost go down on him while Greg recalls the time our Miss Thing talked to him and he had the scariest reaction imaginable. They also ta...

Lucky Chaps, get ready to go on A Big Bold Beautiful Journey to some seriously Wuthering Heights ‘cause we’re doing a bonafide Bombshell this week on the pod. Our Miss Thing is a megawatt star-slash-producer extraordinaire with an international smile, the most popular girl in Hollywood, and the fearless scene stealer of all of your favorite movies like ‘Barbie’, ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, ‘Suicide Squad’, ‘I, Tonya’ and now the steamy ‘Wuthering Heights’ — MARGOT ROBBIE!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he was a finalist at the Austin Film Festival and fell in love with the world’s most glam...

Gennifertias, wake up, wake up, it’s time to Come Clean, ‘cause this ep is about to rain down, wake your dreams, and most certainly wash away your sanity! Our Miss Thing this week is the ultimate Disney starlet next door, a little minx, the most famous person to ever have a cartoon on her shoulder, and the star of cinematic classics like, ‘A Cinderella Story’, ‘Lizzie McGuire’, and ‘Younger’ — HILARY DUFF!!! In this ep, Greg gazes all the way back to this past weekend when his husband discovered the beauty of Hilary’s discography and slowly but surely became a Duff-head w...