Morphin' Buddies

The book that nearly gave Kacey a stroke. With the worst character assassination we've seen so far, a dramatic plane crash, and what Gianni calls potentially the best Jake book, you are certainly in for a treat.

Plus, unnatural limbs, an R2D2 impression, and a Taylor Swift hot take, you'll be wondering to yourself "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!" 

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Atlantis plus House of Wax?! 

Kacey and Gianni dive into this underwater episode starting with an allergies vs stress email and how it could affect morphin' time. Then, we start in the fever dream of The Mutation: underwater nukes, dead bodies on display, and evolution from sheer force of will!

To quote the episode: "it was interesting, I don't know if I learned anything, but at least it's not dull!"

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Join us on a deep dive into the long awaited book of Yeerk politics and Visser 1's backstory!

We open this episode talking about staying up late vs what is an appropriate sleepy time. Then we address a small mistake from a previous book and get a VERY detailed fan mail about the criminal background of Michael Grant!

Later on, we read a delayed Snapple fact, talk about a potential blackmailing/betrayal situation, read a subtle reference to drugs, and see a barely there mention of the Holocaust. All that and more in this week's...

Poodle, proposal, and pre-teen emotions: Is this book a new "The Reaction"?!

We open the episode with Gianni's story of how he got his new nickname (and now he's telling everyone). Then, discussions of ways to look at grief: either comical or tragic, adhering to previously stated fiction rules, and could this be the best Cassie book??

Plus, gripes with American Horror Story, a shocking parrot story, and expressing disappointment for how low the bar is for a modern crash-out.

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This week, we talk about one of the stronger Cassie books and get to interact with Aldrea once again!

In the beginning, Gianni gives out wedding advice and we read our first Youtube comment (along with gaining some more science/morphing explanations). Then, diving into the book, there are discussions of purity culture, a confusing battle, and remembering how we lived in Cringe City when we were younger. 

Plus, connection advice during stress, a mention of an erotic comedy film, and confirmation that yes, The Phantom Menace is indeed very cool. All that and more i...

Who's ready for some TORTURRRREEEEE?!?! We've got a book half filled with pain and pleasure with our saddest bird boy (boy bird?) Tobias! Great prose, a strong, character focused adventure, and learning how to grow up.

We open with a pun email and some hair talk. Gianni tries some pun acceptance and Kacey confronts her cynicism on rom coms. Then, complaints about The Walking Dead, confusing Yeerk politics/hierarchy, and some romance?!

Plus, slutty Principal Chapman, a secret slide entrance, and a special appearance from the Goo Goo Dolls!

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Someone in the Animorphs has been split into two! What the heck!

Gianni and Kacey open this episode up with AC: Odyssey and a horror trope Kacey is SICK OF SEEING. Then, Gianni talks about the type of energy he was looking for in this book and Kacey mentions a creep she went to school with in college.

Plus, throat grabbing, bird threatening, and BLIND RAGE. All that and more in this episode of Morphin' Buddies!

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Jake's grandfather just died and his family needs to leave the city...for 4 days. Tom is upset and the Animorphs need to stop him from harming Jake's family.

Opening with some Snapple ASMR and a strong caffeine avoidance, Kacey and Gianni dive into the absurdity of this book and how things escalate WAY TOO QUICKLY. Drive bys, a kidnapping, and no contingency plans?!?!, this episode has it all. And just a heads up, there is a slight audio issue with Gianni's audio in the middle of the episode, but it quickly passes.

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Marco, mountain goats, and mommies!

We open with a Snapple-less Gianni tempting fate with a potential new oral fixation and Kacey gets excited for the end of her Invisalign journey. Then we open a science email musing on the logistics of inter-species infections.

Then, as we get into the book, we reflect on the power of choices and the pain of the choice being forcibly taken away, confusing Yeerk hierarchy rules, and the fun of getting into a real villain's mind again. Plus, a new building location, bad puns, and an amazing idea for a...

Welcome one and all to our second deci-book-ennial awards ceremony, The Buddies! In this episode, we hand out awards and read through Alternamorphs #1, the choose your own adventure book. Will Gianni get stuck in morph? Will Kacey die a gruesome, squished death? And which one of our fans will be awarded Best Buddy???

Tune in to find out :)

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Time travel, an exciting chase, and a death in the group?!! Oh wait, SEVERAL deaths???

Gianni and Kacey open this episode with some "fantastic" questions, gripes about movie theatres, and Julia Roberts in the aggregate (a phrase that did not exist until now). Then, several fan mail explanations and theories, racism, and a reveal that we were not told about?? Plus a bit of teasing about next episode's Buddy Awards!

All that and more in this week's episode!

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He's ALIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE!!! Gianni opens our episode with a Snapple fact and talking about eyelids, happy to be feeling better. Unlike the plot of this book, with some characters who may not be alive much longer!

We dive into the book discussing the intertwining plots, a new peace movement, and how alien diseases can manifest in human bodies. Also, the overwhelming feeling of making decisions for the group, an unexpected deep dive into who is the best Spice Girl, and Kacey's terrible reason as to why her high school did not have a prom king and...

We open this episode with a surprise guest and a conversation about slow, boomer technology. Later on, Gianni gets into his current JRPG obsession, confusing Snapple facts, and more science based listener emails!

This book gets deeply into a slaughterhouse, which was unexpected. Kacey schools Gianni on cow tipping (and how it's terrible!). Plus, hate towards centipedes and long limbs, subs vs dubs, and squid dynamics. All that and more in this week's episode!

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We open this episode with a celebration and SHOTS! Kacey has some great news and Gianni harkens back to his college days with a familiar alcohol choice. A game is played and they defend their choices with ten toes down.

Within the meat of the episode lies android drama, a Wild Card, Mission Impossible coins, and one of the hosts feels like they're having a stroke. Plus, has Jake gone back to sucking?? All that and more in this week's tipsy episode.

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We open this episode with an ATTACK.....OF ALLERGIES!! Both Kacey and Gianni complain about the amount of pollen in the air. But that's not the only thing in the air...Gianni also comments on how many people he knows that are getting married and the crushing reality of his loneliness (just kidding, he's actually ok. Probably.)

Later on, we get into a genius idea sent to us in an email, what actually is the Ellimist and who we'd pick to play him, and a satisfying romantic reveal! All that and more in this episode!

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Brrrrrr!! We voyage to the north pole this episode and open with a very creative listener email and some new science Gianni discovered recently! Then, Kacey gives a shout out, Gianni discusses his new #1 enemy, and a slight distraction of body horror leads us to talk about our favorite horror/thriller movies. With this book containing hologram variables, a grey area of (potential) racism, and the morality of eating a dead seal parent in front of her babies, what else could you want in a story?! All that and more in this week's episode!

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This week's episode, we open with Snapple love and an email from a new morphin' bud! Gianni brings up some of his favorite movies, Game of Thrones, and his frustrations with things being too goofy while Kacey enjoys the goofiness and teases a possible return of the Helmacrons. 

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Apologies for the mistake two weeks ago but we are now back on track! This episode contains a fan email about morphing healing wounds, conversations about spooky books, angry toast monsters, and TRASH (reality tv) TALK.

Connect to Mother Sky and Father Deep with us as we explore this offshoot of Animorphs!

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EDIT: Whoops! Sorry folks! Got my episodes mixed up this week and uploaded the wrong episode. Hork Bajir Chronicles will be uploaded next instead of book 24 and then we'll be back in the correct order. My apologies! Enjoy the early release!

Romance blossoms throughout this episode! We open up with a shout out to a beautiful bookshop in NYC and a new series Kacey has started on her own. Gianni comments on what he's missing and they both talk about enjoying slop.

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Here we are at the end of the David trilogy! We open with our science buddy Ryan and "Just a Bird" Jimmy, sending us emails on more science facts and our bird friend became a MURDERER?! Then, a twist ending on a stressful test Gianni takes (can our buddies see the results before they're revealed??)

Plus, overdramatic acting, boners in the sky, pitched tag lines for the next book, and a surprise vegetable comparison!

Will David be stopped?? Will Kacey remember the ending?? And will Gianni finally end his search for a better book than...

Gianni has physically made it out of the closet! Kacey and Gianni briefly cover their mental wellbeing at the start and Gianni talks about going to see a psychic. Our science buddy Ryan hits us up with some dinosaur education, we discuss the absolute ass that is David, and the hologram within a hologram within a hologram (Is that enough? Is it necessary?)

Plus, Kacey edited an Animorphs monologue (and performs it), how to do a well-done cliffhanger, and cringing at people clapping when airplanes land.

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Welcome to The Buddies™! Gianni opens this episode surprising Kacey with an awards ceremony. What's the best morph? Who's the top alien species? And who will win the coveted Worst Character So Far?? (The answer may surprise you!)

After the ceremonies, Gianni runs down his outline for episode narratives and season breakup. We get a very interesting science/biology email, talk about yet another INSANE bathroom incident, and begin what is known as The David Arc. All that and more in this week's episode!

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Happy Valentines Day! Gianni and Kacey discuss their differing opinions on this book while reading fanmail and one maaaayyyybe fanmail??

What follows is discussions on fascists, the unfairness of nature, and some of the strongest dialogue we've seen thus far in the series. Additionally, a PCP story, the danger of low hanging branches, and we find the voice for Karen.

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Holy crap, we get to morph dinosaurs!!! We begin this episode with a special soundscape and Kacey tries to teach Gianni science. (Spoiler: he doesn't accept scientific facts). Then we dive into 2 listener emails, one with a linguistics correction pointed towards Gianni. 

What follows are corn trees, Rexy boys, a broccoli vs cauliflower debate, and a not so cursed book cover??? All that and more in this week's episode!

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Our boy is BACK! In this Ax-centric book, Kacey and Gianni discuss what makes a good leader, the expanse of space, and the nostalgia of the old GI Joe PSAs.

Also, Gianni can't tell the difference between TO and T.O, Kacey recalls a big, ol' GOOFY Pokemon (and Gianni pulls out his collection!), and Gianni may or may not have spoiled the end of Narcos for Kacey. 

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Hey folks, as a big thank you, we're releasing a bonus episode for the holidays with the best of 2024! These are moments we remember and laugh about with each other. Nothing crazy special but hopefully, it'll make you all laugh and smile too.

Hope your holidays were happy and safe. Here's to 2025!

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Yeerk pool, moles, and...oatmeal? HUH?! With the plot slightly lacking, this week's episode dives into a few sidebars including food hates, phobias, traumas, kinks, and therapy! (And that's just the beginning)

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Happy Holidays! We open on another listener email and Gianni gets his feelings hurt (all in good fun, though). What follows is a conversation on what makes a complex, realistic, and relatable character, what is acceptable and moral in the middle of a war, and we reveal our AOL Instant Messenger screen names!

Plus, a quick sidebar on Gianni starting to watch Lost for the first time, new catchphrases you can use with your family, and Gianni reveals a new character he hates...maybe more than Jake?! Tune in to this week's episode and have a happy...

Starting this episode out with talking about Life's W's, Kacey and Gianni raise the vibes and talk about an exciting documentary, finishing a big ol' fantasy smut book, and another fan mail from Ryan!

Getting into the book, Gianni talks about his disappointment with the thematic promises the story teases, Kacey tries to stay along for the mediocre ride, and they both reminisce about how fun The Reaction was. Plus, thoughts about the Rainforest Cafe, shark facts, and the meanness of tv bullies!

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Guten Tag! Kacey and Gianni start this episode by opening their first international fan mail from Germany! (Had no idea the pod reached out that far. Incredible!)

Within this episode, they discuss the conveniences of the plot, the importance of having a lore master, and a potential rewrite that could make the story work even better. Along the way, they talk about Kacey's embarrassing mishap with a water slide, Jake's bizarre (but hilarious) line that should have been in The Reaction, and adding a fun scene to open the story of this book.

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We dive back into our regularly scheduled program to talk about this Tobias centric book! Starting out with another fan mail, Kacey and Gianni reveal their battle morph choices and learn some animal facts. 

Getting into the story, we return to themes of loneliness, isolation, and knowing yourself well enough to understand what you really want. Supported by head slicing and an all knowing Ellimist-ex machina, we are happy to get back into Tobias' brain and feel like just a birrrrrrd!

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The exciting conclusion to this companion series of the Animorph books! Kacey and Gianni talk about their close relationship with "Elf", how difficult it is to breathe/survive in space, and the confusing time-y whimey logic of the last bit of the plot. 

Also: is Elfangor young enough to date Loren? How do you assimilate back into your community when it no longer feels like home? And can Chapman shut up for once?!

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Hey folks! Kacey and Gianni open this episode with a couple more pieces of fan mail and Gianni's story of how he sent 30 minutes of voice notes to his three different book clubs on Colleen Hoover's book so they wouldn't have to read it. (Doing the lord's work)

Diving into the book, they break up the 3 acts and talk about how the themes come together, the tragedy of being pulled back into a war, and the characterization of Elfangor and young Chapman. Is Chapman really needed in this book?? All that and more in this week's Morphin...

Hop on the boat to BANANA-LAND! This week, Kacey and Gianni dive into the Rachel centric book and perhaps it is our new favorite?! We discuss It Ends With Us, the difference between crocs and alligators, and Gianni questions whether or not the Lebtin Javalin Fish is real.

Also, is Jake getting gaslit into being a leader by the rest of the Animorphs?! Where would a crocodile fit in Gianni's totally scientific animal classification? And Gianni accidentally predicts a steamy romance that happens in the next book (The Andalite Chronicles)

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Diving into The Forgotten this week, is it a forgettable book?? Within this episode, we start out with another listener email who reveals the Alternamorphs books to Kacey and Gianni, the tragedy of Jake's self-reflection that didn't actually end up happening, and how does morphing out of poison work exactly??

Plus, a further reflection of Gianni's definitely, 100% scientific animal classification and Kacey gets bitten by a ferocious and demanding feline.

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It's official: Marco books always slap! Though this is close to a new favorite, Kacey and Gianni discuss the problems with having multiple all-powerful species, Open Water and its sequels (which Kacey had no idea existed), and Gianni's scientific conclusion about bugs, fish, and birds. Is it moral to change a species' nature? What right do we to have make that decision? Do ya like dogs?? All that and more on this week's episode!

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In this week's episode, while the book wasn't too impressive, Kacey and Gianni reveal their casting choices for Visser 3 (best and worst), read and respond to some more listener emails, and bring to light some controversial (and maybe not so controversial) opinions. The Cult of Jake makes its first appearance as does the gang's hate for forest animals and....is Tobias a SNITCH?! All that and more in this energetic episode!

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Kacey and Gianni open this episode with their favorite seasons and Gianni's slutty summer! In this week's book, the duo discuss their love of new alien lore and their frustration at the ending of the book. They pitch their different ideas and talk about how to make changes to source material without sacrificing story quality. (Spoiler alert: don't betray your fans!)

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MEGAMORPH TIME! We open the first Megamorph book with our first listener email! (Thanks Totally Not a Controller, Jimmy!) Within this episode, we dive into the science of memory loss, how Gianni wants to get punched in the face with Jake's leadership, and an even better "button" idea for the end of the book. Not to mention Gianni ripping on Ax's drip and Kacey misremembering the next book in the series

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STRANGER DANGER!! Or maybe not danger.....? A stranger shows up and intrigues Kacey and Gianni, prompting discussions on the proper pronunciation of "Kandrona", air dropping humans, and the crazy Chinese zoo that lied about their sun bears, lion, and pandas. (Spoiler alert: they were actually dogs and a human in a costume). All that, plus a cooked Tobias, in this week's episode!

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