Simple Critics

The #SimpleBoys are back AGAIN and this time we're talking about THE ODYSSEY, SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, and OBSESSION, plus a lil bit of everything else we've been watching lately.

Are we qualified to talk about these movies? Probably not. Are we gonna talk about them anyway? Absolutely.

As always, give it a listen and pretend we know what we're talking about.

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The #SimpleBoys are back (again) after a lil break nothing serious! We're just doing a quick (long) catch up of what we've watched in the last few months. There are a lot of new releases mentioned, like HAMNET, MERCY, SEND HELP, MARTY SUPREME, INSTANT FAMILY, and a lot more.

So it's a lil long but it's worth it (we think) so just 1.5x speed it and chill outtt

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It's here! Right by the end, your #SimpleBoys deliver the last episode of 2025, listing off our top 10 movies of the year. We have a few surprises and also a few expected results. There are two (three?) special guests in attendance and they have some stuff to say.

It's a good one after being gone for a little while this year, but we never miss this. It's a good one, your #SimpleBoys were lwk shocked by how difficult it was to cut the list down. But they did and here it is. Happy new year, Simple Family!

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Ahh shit another late upload but here we are. In this episode we discuss the latest Predator film, PREDATOR: BADLANDS. #SimpleBoy #1 does not recall as it was a few weeks ago but we also discuss some other movies and what have you!

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Can it be? Your #SimpleBoys actually BACK to a somewhat consistent schedule. This week, the boys come together to talk the latest Yorgos Lanthimos film: BUGONIA. The #SimpleBoys also discuss the latest Mary Bronstein film, IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU. We are also off the cuttys and some tequila so enjoy this shit. CUTWATER, sponser us!

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So, we are back again. I think this is the 3rd time that we return but HOPEFULLY it's legit this time. The vibes are different and we're (one of us) are a little more focused. Here. We. Go.

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Simple Boy #1 does not remember what was discussed in this episode but here it is, after a few months of being locked up, it's been let out.

I hope you enjoy it as much as we are because #SimpleBoys forgot.

It's that time of the year again. The #SimpleBoys are here to list our top 10 movies of the year and we got some special additions as well. Not much to say other than thank you to every listener this last year. It was tough on some of us but we got through it and we'll continue to put out episodes like we get paid for it (we don't).

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The Simple Critics will be back in 2025.

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Your #SimpleBoys are back with after a long sabbatical with the latest modern slasher classic, TERRIFIER 3. We have a special guest to discuss this one. It's also a late upload because #SimpleBoy #1 is a piece of shit but it's here anyway!

Quick turnaround for your #SimpleBoys. We're here to talk the latest blockbuster (lol) film, JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX. Did we like it? Idk, listen and find out.

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Ayyy late upload again but we're here! Your #SimpleBoys are back in the cut talking the latest genre hit, THE SUBSTANCE. We know what #SimpleBoy #1 thought, but what did the other think? We also discuss the news and catch up on the latest films. It's a good one.

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Super late upload because #SimpleBoy #1 is the worst. But your #SimpleBoys are back after a sabbatical due to August being the worst. We're here and ready to get our head in the game. We're talking the latest horror film, SPEAK NO EVIL. Did we like it? Who knows!

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Your #SimpleBoys are back with the first (and only) episode for August! We took a lil break but we here talking the latest M. Night Shyamalan film, TRAP. The main event, however, is Fede Alvarez's latest directorial effort, ALIEN: ROMULUS. Did the #SimpleBoys like these films? Who knooows.

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This is an unprecedented run by your #SimpleBoys. We are again gathered to discuss the latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE. Did they like it? You'll find out if you listen, but if you've listened enough, you'll know if they did.

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Third episode in a row? These events are unheard of since the year 2018. It's a special time and the #SimpleBoys have a cupa very special guests. We discuss the latest box office success, TWISTERS. We also talk about the original TWISTER, and #SimpleBoy #1 gets into LONGLEGS for a bit. It's a good time so pull up.

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Late upload thanks to a certain someone and their storage but your #SimpleBoys are here discussing the lates Ti West film, MaXXXine. We also deviate a lil from our standard movie stuff and get into THE BEAR. It's good, trust me.

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Two weeks in a row after three weeks gone. This week the #SimpleBoys are gathered to talk about the latest Ti West outing, MAXXXINE. We also get into the biggest Hulu sensation, THE BEAR. It's a show, so don't tell producer Carla.

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We here a week late and a day early.

After three weeks we are back with four movies to talk about and only one #SimpleBoy watched all four (not who you think. Maybe.)

It's a little long but it's worth the listen, imo.

News
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Media Segment
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Main Events
(1:03:00)

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Your #SimpleBoys are back at it talking the latest summer blockbuster, BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE. A bit of confusing titling but we here anyway. We're down a third but we persevere. Pull up, hop out, air out, made it look sexyyy.

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We are gathered here today to discuss the latest George Miller film, FURIOSA. Did we like it? Well, some did and some did not. Only one way to find out who's who...

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This week we show everyone that #SimpleBoys together strong. We come together to talk about the latest Planet of the Apes moves, KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. One #SimpleBoy watched a lot of movies (you won't guess which one) so a lot of new movies to talk about.

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The #SimpleBoys challenge you!...to listen to this episode because we're the best. This episode we gather to discuss the latest Luca Guadagnino film, CHALLENGERS. #SimpleBoy #1 accidentally spoils his thoughts on the film early on, but it's still good so pull up and give us a listen :)

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A re-upload because #SimpleBoy Number 1 is the worst. We talking CIVIL WAR, pull up and enjoy (we hope).

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Another late upload (#SimpleBoy #1 is the worst) but it's here! Your #SimpleBoys are back to talk all things CIVIL WAR. We have a special guest, but we won't reveal who it is. Either way, it's a good one so pull up and enjoy, m8s.

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The #SimpleBoys are on a roll here. We record two weeks in a row for the first time in foreverrr. The #SimpleBoys grace you with our presence once again to recount the latest mega monster movie, GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE. Of course we do our usual spiel before and it's still good.

Theeeeeeeeeenks.

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The #SimpleBoys hope this episode finds you well. We are here today to discuss the latest big release, GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE. This is exactly the type of movie one #SimpleBoy would skip. Did he? Who knows. 

Furthermore, we catch up on all of the movies we watched in the last two months. It's a good one so pull up and hang out!

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As it was written...the #SimpleBoys are back with the biggest release of the year, DUNE: PART TWO. The #SimpleBoys are also joined by the G.O.A.T., Evan Assante! So may thy knife chip and shatter, and enjoy this episode.

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A little late but we're here to talk the latest movies in theater. Your #SimpleBoys get together to discuss MADAM WEB and the (slightly less) new ARGYLLE. We talk a bunch of other stuff we watched and the latest news. Pull up and enjoy the episode.

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It's been a month since a regularly scheduled program, so here we are. We catch up the news and what we've watched the last month. We also get into the the Oscar nominees and what we #SimpleBoys think will/should win. It's a long one but we have a lot of ground to cover.

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BING BONG! It's our 100th episode and we got something hella special for everyone. By the grace of the cinema gods, Evan Assante from CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH is with us to talk all things movies, music, and what it's like being a genuinely good film. The #SimpleBoys lucked out with this one and it's a good one.

Thank you for all the years of being fans and getting us to 100 episodes. There's more to come so stay tuned.

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It's that time of the year again. The #SimpleBoys are here to list our top 10 movies of the year and we got some special additions as well. Not much to say other than thank you to every listener this last year. It was tough on some of us but we got through it and we'll continue to put out episodes like we get paid for it (we don't).

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The Simple Critics will be back in 2024.

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A month later, the #SimpleBoys are coming to you with a December round-up episode featuring some of the latest film releases including MAY DECEMBER, MONSTER, WONKA, AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM, THE ZONE OF INTEREST, LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND, THE IRON CLAW, GODZILLA MINUS ONE, and quite a bit more. It's probably our longest episode yet so it might take a minute to get through it all, but we believe in you. Thank you all for your listenership in 2023. We'll be back soon with our top 10 films of the year, very soon.

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This episode is actually on time. We're down someone but the #SimpleBoys keep it pushing. The #SimpleBoys talking hella movies including NAPOLEON, THE INTERNSHIP, LEO, and the main event, THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS & SNAKES. It's a good one (they all are) so chill out, have a grape, and enjoy the show.

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This week the #SimpleBoys are back in town with the latest entry to the MCU, THE MARVELS. We're also joined by the elusive, Raul, and he has some (mostly incoherent) opinions on the movie. Before that we do the news and talk about other movies like RADICAL, SHORTCOMINGS, WHO'S A GOOD BOY, and more. So pull up and check it out.

News (6:45)
Latest Watched (12)
Main Event (1:08:55)

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Late episode and even later upload, but it's here. Today, the #SimpleBoys are talking the latest Martin Scorsese film, KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON. There is also brief talk of the latest horror requel, THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER. Before that, it's the news and recently watched.

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It's been a long day without you, our friends. And we'll tell you all about when you'll hear us again. The #SimpleBoys are back after a month-long hiatus. We hope we didn't miss too much but we're here anyway, talking the latest Gareth Edwards film, THE CREATOR. Along with that, we're getting a lil into THEATER CAMP and BOTTOMS, both films "starring" Ayo Edebiri.

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It's been a month but we are back with a long one (PAUSE) to catch up. We're talking about GRAN TURISMO and BLUE BEETLE as the main event, but the #SimpleBoys also talk FALCON LAKE, THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER, YOU ARE SO NOT INVITED TO MY BAT MIZTVAH, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TALK TO ME and a bunch of other randoms. Of course we finally give some news. It's a long one (PAUSE) so put it on during a long commute.

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No news or media segment today, just straight main event talk. Today is a different because we have two guests on that actually watched both main event films so it's a bit of a long discussion. Of course, you know we're talking all things BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER, or as the kids are calling it, BARBENHEIMER. And we recorded in a different spot, an actual studio.

Thanks to @dcampos_62 for hosting in his great studio for his photography business, @campos_photography.

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Nice one coming at ya hot and fresh. Today the #SimpleBoys +1 discuss a few movies. It's been a while so there's a lot to catch up on. The news and recent movies are talked about such as PAST LIVES, INSIDIOUS: THE RED DOOR, ASTEROID CITY, and the bing one, Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One. This one is a bit long so pull up, plzzz.

News (4:15)
Latest Watched (11:20)
Main Event (1:20:40)

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It's a late upload but we here with a brand new host for our server. We out here talking all things movies including the latest humanoid car film, TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS and the lates DCCU film, THE FLASH. Are they good? That's for you to decide but we still telling you what we think.

News (3:27)
Latest Watched (10:15)
Main Event (44:27)

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