The Cojo Tapes
In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded. Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer.
Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the Ages
Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through dental records ID AND blame Lindsay for the Copy & Paste facelift craze.
Support the show
Free Britney from The Kardashian Kult
Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo
Support the show
The Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)
Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo
Support the show
Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)
SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized bum into NASA-grade panties! xo cojo ☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Support the show
SEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican Square
It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer day in Montecito AND Nepo babies are rounded up and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz in Brentwood, CA
Support the show
SEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean Laura
It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again
Support the show
The Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler)
Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie
Support the show
What do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common?
Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo
Support the show
Inside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupes
The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo
Support the show
Help me Madonna, I’ve been artistically castrated!
There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censorship and Gaultier cone bras. Tea is also spilled on Jennifer Aniston, Sydney Sweeney, Khloe Kardashian and Connor McGregor’s private parts. Listen if you dare! x Cojo
Support the show
AJLT’s Aidan Shaw - Lucifer in Birkenstocks
Cojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon
Support the show
Glitz & T#ts - Welcome to the Wedding of the Year
Join Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce goes from thimble to torpedo in his itty Speedo
Support the show
You can munch on Meghan’s edible flowers again
This week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy
Support the show
Sabrina Carpenter gets on all fours (and she’s not looking for her keys)
It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face??
Support the show
Is Kylie “445 cc’s”Jenner the Albert Einstein of our Time?
Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo parlor at 4 am), Angie’s dual personalities AND Sydney Sweeney gets intimately acquainted with a squeegee
Support the show
Introducing the Travis Kelce Back Hair Rug at Wayfair
Cojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans
Support the show
Halle Berry is more Oiled Up than a Jiffy Lube 5000 Mile Special
All hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin D
Support the show
The Met Gala Special starring Halle’s privates & Henry Cavill’s member
It’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson.
Support the show
Is Blake Lively’s bronzer bust the Chernobyl of Spray Tanning?
Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more!
Support the show
The Celebrity Dry Vagina State of Emergency
Grab some Halle Berry intimacy oil or pop a Drew Barrymore supplement and join me and guest Lily Moratta of the Celebrity Book Cluh podcast as we navigate arid VIP privates, play the hot new parlor game Famous or F*ckable and ask Ellen & Rosie the question of the day: do butch women keep better in the cold? x cojo
Cojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy Perry
Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilton hits Coachella in pubic hair couture AND the spirit of Chelsea of The White Lotus appears
Support the show
I’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress Code
A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special episode starring Ariana, Demi, Cynthia, Halle, Emma, Zoe & MORE.
Support the show
Even the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick Schwarzenegger
And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process xoxo cojo
Support the show
Taylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown!
Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy AND Kim gets the Nobel Prize! It’s all here on a FRESH ep of The Cojo Tapes
Support the show
Cojo’s Golden Globes Fashion Autopsy
Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura Bush floating through the Rose Garden in a sea of taffeta and mumsy Pamela serving Dr. Jill!
Support the show
Fur Pie a la Mode
It’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live from
the parking lot of the Hilton LAX), Kim’s furry fuzzy surprise, Timothee’s Busker bust, Ryan Seacrest & The Gentleman Diaries, flowers for Khloe AND a Special Investigation reveals Joey Fatone is more hung than Justin Timberlake!
Support the show
Beyoncé-o-Rama! Podcast & After Show
It’s the extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nicole Kidman serving Granny Couture. BONUS: Podcast & After Show
Support the show
The UK Penis is Different from Yours & Mine
It’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow
Support the show
The Dax Shepard Ca Ca Pee Pee Network
It’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Kim and Optimus x coj
Support the show
Meet Mr. & Mr. Anderson Cooper
Join fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodisiac PLUS an exclusive invite to Ricky Martin’s bottomless mimosas brunch! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Support the show
Gwyneth, Duct Tape & Homemade Jam
Join me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x cojo
Support the show
All I Want for Xmas is a Jared Leto Plaster Cast
The ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash
Support the show
To Britney with Love (and a side trip to Diddy’s)
SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba bald eagle PLUS Diddy confuses Cojo for a Chick with a D*ck!!
Support the show
Naked
SEASON FINALE: The Naked Episode. Join Cojo & best bros Ryan & Hugh at a men’s only clothing optional spiritual retreat in Taos, NM. Recorded in the meditation garden, Cojo & co pray & chant for the badly dressed on the red carpet. The healing, cleansing experience climaxes with 500 men wearing nothing but Birkenstocks participating in a saging ceremony for Emma Stone, Florence Pugh & Katy Perry
Support the show
Below the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glen, Jared & James Bond
Men’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glen Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy)
Support the show
Below the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glenn, Jared & James Bond
Men’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glenn Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy)
Cojo’s Hot Boy Summer Guide starring Theo James & a Genetically Modified Cucumber
Theo’s Speedo sensation, Court & Demi’s meat locker naps anti-aging secret, expressing Glenn Powell’s glands AND Camilla’s HUGE fashion faux pas
Support the show
Katy Perry, Flesh-eating Zombies & the Dawn of the Fashion Apocalypse
Bianca Censori takes a bite out of Katy Perry, JLo is the hush hush next Bond Girl, join the FREE EMMA movement AND are Jared Leto & Billy Ray the same person?
Support the show
LIVE from the Lollapalooza of Inbreds..it’s Cojo at Royal Ascot!
Join Coj at Ascot for an exclusive chat with Camilla about pocketbooks & porn PLUS Ben’s prison break out, Henry Cavill’s trouser snake, the Friends cast exposed AND the mold violation velveteen dress Adele hasn’t taken off in 3 years
Support the show
Taylor’s Wedding Dress Revealed? The Art of Macrame Couture
F#ck NDA’s…The Sweet Tea on Tay’s likely bridal, SHOCKER: JLo is as warm as fuzzy bedroom slippers (the La Lopez you don’t know) PLUS Nicole Kidman’s fashion miracle AND Shania’s emergency fashion conservatorship
Support the show
