The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast
Every day 105.5 The Beat's The Freakshow celebrates the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman on "What The Florida". Only in Florida!
Florida Man "violated" a woman's underwear drawer
Yeah, just listen
The ALL Florida Woman Edition!
ALL lovely ladies from Florida right here!
Florida Man commits arson for "The Holy Spirit"
When The Holy Spirit tells you to burn your apartment down, you listen
The ALL Florida Man crashing into stuff edition!
All of these stories have a common theme, Florida Man sucks at driving
Florida Man leads cops on a chase...on a bike
It's amazing how fast you can pedal a bike while on meth
Florida Man clings to the hood of his own car
Someone tried to carjack Florida Man and he clung to the hood of the car
Florida Man throws his poop at a judge
He gave the judge some fudge
LOCAL scooter dispute (not kids by the way)
A local Florida Man pulled a machete on a local Florida Woman in a dispute over a scooter
Florida Man busted with his illegal boner pill ring
This neighborhood pharmacist was very popular
Florida Woman steals a Red Bull truck
It gave her wings!
LOCAL teacher arrested with cocaine and fentanyl in class
You teach high school, not getting high IN school!
Cops found a beer can in a Happy Meal
That is a VERY Happy Meal indeed
Florida Man shows off his nuggets at a Chick-fil-A drive -thru
How dare you mess with the best drive-thru in the business
Florida couple arrested for burning a drone
A drone landed in their backyard, so this Florida couple did the only sensible thing...they tossed it into the fire pit and burned it
Drunk Florida Man uses his shoe to call family
He had to put them on hold because he had a call on his other shoe
Florida Woman tells police her name is "Donald Duck"
Yes, she WAS walking around wearing only a shirt, but that does NOT make her Donald Duck
Florida Woman arrested for "feces vandalism incidents"
Notice it said "incidents", with an "S", meaning more than one act of poop vandalism
Florida stripper uses a pole as a weapon
She used to dance on a pole, now wielding one as a weapon
Florida Man tries to go into a strip club with a cat
A Florida Man and a cat walk into a bar is NOT the setup to a joke...this time
Florida Man had a samurai sword and a lit torch
So many samurai swords, so few samurai in Florida
Florida Man in a Speedo offers to show cops his weed
He was very proud of his illegal grow
A couple stories about LOCALS actin' LOCO!
Not one, but two stores of LOCAL Florida idiots!
Florida Mayor arrested for having weed in her system while on probation
A Florida mayor has been arrested for allegedly having weed in her system while on probation
Florida Man assaults his mom with a fudge pop
He smeared the frozen fudge pop on her face...that's cold
The ALL Florida Woman Edition!
Another round of the lovely ladies of the Sunshine State!
Florida Woman crashes her bike and throws beer bottles at a 3-year-old
She claims she thought she was being attacked
The ALL Florida Man with sharp instruments edition!
All of these stories involve Florida Man with swords and machetes
THE ALL naked Florida Man Edition!
Yeah, sadly ALL of these Florida Men were in states of undress
The ALL Florida Woman Edition!
All these stories are about lovely ladies from Florida!
Florida Man goes in for an interview, comes out in handcuffs
How do you get into a fight during a job interview? Ask Florida Man
Florida Man wearing only a hard hat dances for cops
Florida Man was naked besides a construction helmet and dancing outside of his truck when he got pulled over
Florida Man arrested for driving in reverse
This guy was going in the right direction, just in reverse
The ALL Florida Cocaine Cowboy/Cowgirl Edition!
All of these stories involve Floridians getting into trouble with a little bit of the booger sugar!
The most Florida DUI ever
Florida Man drunk on an e-bike crashes into a Florida Man on a trike. Neither of them have licenses due to previous DUIs I'm sure
Florida police officer punished for farting in a colleague's face
That's some fine police work Lou
The couple that gets arrested together stays together
Ahh Florida love!
Florida Man touches himself in a hospital waiting room
It's called a "waiting room" and that's what he likes to do while he's waiting
The ALL Drinkin' and Druggin' Edition
Yep, all of these stories involve drinking or drug-fueled foolishness
The ALL Florida Woman Edition
All of these stories involve the lovely ladies of Florida
The ALL Florida convenience store edition
All of this Florida foolishness centered around convenience stores in one form or another
