The Rizzo Family
Welcome to The Rizzo Family. We are AVERAGE at BEST! OK? I get the name can throw you, but we're still gonna have the same amount of fun the same amount of laughs the same amount of craziness that we have always had. It's just going to be produced with segments and clips on every platform. you will get a free podcast every day and then subscribers will get the whole thing until I can secure five advertisers (ONE FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK) or enough advertisers to cover distribution costs as as well as equipment rental and the abil...
1022 THIS IS IT... Tonight Rizzo and Baby Hands sit down for one of the most important conversations EVER
Tonight on The Rizzo Family, Rizzo and Baby Hands sit down for one of the most important conversations in recent memory. They open up about the new opportunity hanging in the balance — the one that's been months in the making — and what it could mean for everything. The fear is real. The nerves are real. But so is the hope.
Because the next time these two talk, Rizzo will know whether or not his life has changed forever. No sugarcoating. Just two people being honest about standing on the edge of something big.
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1021 Rob Ford's old Canadians are dirty and a trip back to Hands in Pockets Town where the Shakers and Quakers do their thing
Rizzo opens by fulfilling Baby Hnds's promise, and it gets weird fast — a Canadian, some Molson, and a flamingo. Rob Ford's old Canadians are dirty line gets a callback, because apparently the world needed reminding. Then it's Punkin Chunkin for the chunky among us, Pauly Shore teaming up with Nick Swardson on horror flicks, a therapy group session that may or may not help, and a trip back to Hands in Pockets Town where the Shakers and Quakers do their thing. And yes — Rizzo absolutely bitches about the diabeets. Because priorities
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1019: Butter's price spiked mid-cart at Walmart, grilled chicken in Chivetas saved the day, and Baby Hands baptized the aisle in pea juice.
The Rizzo Family is live and unhinged. Butter's price spiked mid-cart at Walmart, grilled chicken in chivetas saved the day, and Baby Hands baptized the aisle in pea juice.
Tomorrow we're digging into a family with sixteen kids in sixteen years — and mom's already pregnant with number seventeen.
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1018 is lamb chop just a sock or a dirty girl? Free version.
Today was pure chaos, and Roy Kent the cat is the main suspect. He decided to snack on every cord in the house, including a $600 XLR cable, which is why it took six tries to get Facebook Live up and running.
Once we finally got going, we talked about a man who got busy with Lamb Chop in front of 16 employees who just stood there and watched—the guy got arrested, but honestly the audience should’ve been too. Is Lamb Chop just a sock, or is she a dirty girl?
We also looked ahead at what...
1017 Rizzy is RANDY for BEA toot toot and The Kids ARE NOT ABOUT IT!!!
Tonight's episode starts with the best kind of chaos — my 9 yr old son and his buddy crashing the studio so I can school them on the sex appeal comedic genius and timeless beauty of Beatrice Arthur, and why that legend matters to me more than you know.
Then Baby Hands takes the wheel for a spiritual deep dive: do you believe in ghosts? Because something's been guiding this family through a serious streak of good fortune lately, and we're not ignoring it. Screaming kids in the background, zero apologies.
We wrap with an exclusive first look at...
SHOWER SHOW: 1st ONE FREE The shower is the one place nobody can interrupt you, which is why it's where people do their best thinking.
Shower Thoughts — VERY EXPERIMENTAL
I came up with SHOWER BEERS so why not... This is the podcast where your brain finally gets the floor it deserves. In this intro episode, Rizzo walks you through his entire shower, step by step — the water, the shave, the soapy ass, the whole ritual — while unpacking what's really going on in his head the moment the curtain closes.
It's part stream of consciousness, part confession booth, part accidental philosophy seminar. You'll laugh, you'll nod, you'll probably start questioning your own bathroom habits. This is the launch of something raw, unfiltered, and we...
10/28/2018 “The Day we did a Chicken séance on the radio”
I don't know how to say this other than we had a news anchor named Lisa Lisa had a chicken as a pet. His name was Harvey unfortunately Harvey didn't get along with Lisa so one day they stuffed them, chopped his head off and ate him and now a rooster séance that's all I can say my gift to you before the 4 o'clock foursome.
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TVs Best THEME SONGS in order (RnJ & Lisa)
This is something I hope that you find fun and funny and entertaining on your way home from work so I’m gonna make this available to everyone and put this on the Facebook page to remind you that we have a great show coming up a great couple shows coming up later tonight starting with the kiddos weather report lol and how he’s got drip 
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When we USED TO BE good, MSBC WINNER OWEN WILSON (Say Something Nice)
When we were AT OUR BEST!!!!
RnJ
a special for a special FRI EVENING
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FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
1014 FREE UPDATE: The innocence of a child MAY just set us free... OR UP FOR LIFE? I have not decided yet.
The fight inside you. What would it feel like to get everytrhing you ever wanted, but were to scared to ask and believe you were good enough? You were beatten and bruised sure but NOT BROKEN!
There's a war happening inside every one of us. Your mind says one thing, your body says another — and you're stuck in the middle, exhausted, wondering which one to trust. Maybe it's the anxiety that won't quit. Maybe it's the grief that shows up in your chest at three in the morning.
Maybe it's a body that's carrying more than it...
Free FULL SHOW today (The Monster Mash Christmas album)
we were back at it today as we talked about a woman who has left TRAPT alone inside of an urgent care clinic after having an asthma attack she walked out in the middle of the night. The alarm went off in the cups, held her until it was confirmed, she was a forgotten patient
Then we quickly delve into the conviction of the man who ordered the hit on 2Pac, which I think nobody believes and what exactly does his connection to Diddy have to do with everything?
We talked about a bougie Brooklyn t...
THE DAY BEFORE: OH WHAT A NIGHT 2200 CAME TO WISH ME WELL FREE
What a night. Twenty-two hundred of you showed up at the exact same time, and that's all because of you. I'm nervous, but in the best way possible.
There will be no show tomorrow — I just needed to sit with a few of my family, and two thousand of you came out anyway. I'm blessed. Thank you for all your words of wisdom. If you want more of this, subscribe and join the family.
I'm nervous, but in the best way. No show tomorrow, but thank you for every word of wisdom you shared. I ju...
Sat Special: GOD CUT THE CORD—AND THE RIZZO FAMILY JUST GOT FREE!
Holy smokes THATS A SHIT TON OF DOWNLOADS!!! You can not even watch the full show anymore:
Our Saturday night surprise involves the END OF THE PAID VERSION SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS
On this episode we encounter, Two nightmare Christmas parties. Sausage biscuits for dinner (again). Abreva as a food group.
Then the final severing after 20 years: Facebook gone. I was sad for about five minutes… then it hit me. God just ripped the last tether to the...
FREE FULL SPECIAL: "The Bambine Forecast: Silas Beats Dad in a Joke Off, Then They Rap"
It's another Friday, another Bambine show, and Rizzo and his son Silas hang out talking all things weather.
The big reveal the Bambine, is a weather forecasting future Scott Hetsko.
From there they try to make each other laugh with Michael Jackson, Rosie O'Donnell, and Mike Ditka jokes, and the kiddo beats dad yet again in a joke off — joke, not jerk, you heard that right the first time.
They close the show as they always do with some hardcore rapping, then sign off with a gift: this entire episode is free for anyone wh...
1009 The Cat's Out of the Bag: "Rizzo and Baby Hands Face Their Feline Foe"
In this Friday edition of The Rizzo Family,
Rizzo and Baby Hands tackle a mountain of chaos, but the biggest hurdle isn't the news — it's their cat, a genuine point of contention between the two.
They also dive into the headlines: Bill Murray's latest douchebaggery, a tiny kitten that disrupted international flights at Miami airport, a man stuffing birds down his pants (and the punchline that didn't quite land),high school softball players who discovered they were long-lost sisters, and a limerick tribute to Leif Erikson, WHY DOES NOBODY CARE FOR LEIF... HERGA DERGA
It’s Free, He Shakes, He Quakes he LIES for godsake it the Rizzo Family Jeffrey Update: Have we Spoken?
In this abridged episode, we talk about the craziest story of the day which is where a woman waltz is into a school and starts insulting people which is kind of reminiscent and iridescent of my former partner so if you wanna find out and listen to the whole podcast you know how to subscribe and I believe there are three open spots left.
Until SPREAKER gets greedy again, You pay 10 bucks you get two months for the price of one. Then I think it goes back to regular but I want you to imagine this jingle in y...
Just a quick little, hello to my favorite people
This is just a weird little thing that I discovered on the app and it might be something cool to give short bursts of information when it comes to the very select a few people who you know I say very select few I mean for the love of God I get thousands of downloads and I was thinking if I charged $.50 if every single one of the people who you know downloaded it would kick in 50 Cent. I’d be pretty sweet right anyway enjoy and you have a lot to catch up on especially if you’re new, I’ll...
1006 "The Rizzo Family: Ass Coke, Honeydew Prostates, and a Buoy to the Head "The tight version — half the fun &chaos
Thank you guys for being part of the Rizzo family.
You are the 10's of 1000's of listeners and few hundred subscribers who keep this engine going, and we need your help. We have until the end of the month to hit five hundred subscriptions, or we have to consider well HAVE TO close shop.
If you're already a subscriber, thank you — now tell one person. If you're not, hit that subscribe button and join the family.Today on The Rizzo Family, Baby Hands co-hosted and the show went absolutely feral. We op...
OMFG it happened on AIR~ ok well WOAH and a Lil Nugget and Hot Dog Rap.....
Today's show was absolutely crazy — hours of entertainment. It started with Rizzo getting an email and a text he was not ready for right at the top of the show. Then the Bambino made his way over, we rapped about chicken nuggets and wieners — aka frankfurters — and somehow, for the love of God, Betamax pornography and the Sears catalog made it in.
If you missed any of it, the good stuff is behind the wall. Subscribe — it's just a cup of coffee a month, and every question you ask gets answered. You just have to listen, and you just have t...
2 years. It’s OK to not be OKAY!!!
I wanted to remeber the 2 year anniversary of Helene by striking a tone, somber and reflecting, on my coverage. How was it? Public opinion was written in the WSJ and said
"Rizzo, while prioritizing usefulness and empathy. They acknowledged rising community frustration over slow water restoration (Asheville’s system was heavily damaged) and longer-term recovery challenges, interviewed Red Cross personnel, and promoted local relief efforts/concerts. They also appeared on national shows (e.g., Elvis Duran) to describe conditions on the ground—no water for extended periods, infrastructure “decimated,” and people hitting a frustration wall after 10–12 days. youtube.com •
The...
0925 Nick Cage BLOWS and Frankly he looks BAD FAT! We stop for an instant kitty pooping!!!
Nicolas Cage looks bad in any movie but he especially looks bad fat and he looks bad as legendary coach John Madden the only thing that was probably worse than his performance in this upcoming biopic would be the Hershey squirts our kitty cat had this morning. Sorry BH... that's not even half of it
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Bonus BACK DOOR BATTERY…
it means what you think. It means back door battery. Somebody caught with something in prison that they say accidentally got there by a little bit of backdoor lovin.... let's say she's a bit Anal about the issue
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0923 englebert the kitty the bathroom man and some crazy chineese drone
0924 A FRIDAY SURPRISE A FULL RELEASE OF WED SHOW!!!
The Dink, Wash a Stray Human in China? Then My Kitty, Bam the Potty Door Half Loggin, and How Daddy Found His Lesbian Seagull!!! Today on the free edition of the Rizzo Show, we talk about a human potty and how it opens up even if you’re half logging 10 minutes in—how embarrassing! Then we talk about how my kitty is very naughty, and not in the good way. But I still can’t stop thinking about the potty door going bam with half of a meaty Chad inside...
0923 The Dink, Wash a Stray Human in China? Then My Kitty, Bam the Potty Door half Loggin and HOW daddy found his Lesbian Seagull!!!
0923: The Dink, Wash a Stray Human in China? Then My Kitty, Bam the Potty Door Half Loggin, and How Daddy Found His Lesbian Seagull!!!
Today on the free edition of the Rizzo Show, we talk about a human potty and how it opens up even if you’re half logging 10 minutes in—how embarrassing! Then we talk about how my kitty is very naughty, and not in the good way. But I still can’t stop thinking about the potty door going bam with half of a meaty chud inside. And by the way, how did Daddy...
0922 Tuesday, WEINER PARTY and ROC Radio and Rizzo thinks Richard is a former Co worker Troll!!!
Let us not forget the beautiful wiener party that began on Game of Thrones with George RR Martin. Then Rizzo is convinced a former troll and crappy coworker from Rochester is a guy named Richard Aka Dick and he can't get over it. Meanwhile, the lady comes home smelling like literal trash because of my inability to throw things away and remember things and finally before the wiener party we delve deep into the analysis of Radio and the disappearing act
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RIZZO SHOW 4: Woah Grady Judd don’t bang your mom, while your dad listens… TF
I miss my friend, but more importantly, I wonder what he would've said if I brought him the story of sheriff Grady Judd, and two people who were arrested who were having an affair.
This was no ordinary affair. A mom was making sweet dirty love to her son, which is interesting considering the Father and Husband thought something was going on when he was asked by sheriffs, but he said he didn't think much of them going in their bedroom locking the door for an hour and bump and fuzzies. He thought the Monz were exercises What...
RIZZO SHOW 5: FREE NO MORE QUESTIONS LUCKY WHEELCHAIR MF'ER
Friday was absolutely nuts. I mean, let's be honest here we had Lucky. We had some lady throw poop all over the place. We had a bunch of people watching online and then we had a very serious discussion that kept us on the air for four hours and the only way you can hear it is subscribe and you're gonna be really pissed off when you hear what Lucky says and where we have to stop... think about all the fun mornings and times we've all had and if that was worth 2 cups of coffee a month consider subscribing<...
0918 THE BAMBINE SHOW: Father & Son Share Football, Eating CAT FOOD, Sluttin kinda and WOAH whack attack is back
So I thought that having a show that my kid wanted to host he's only nine would be a lot of fun and it was it just turned very weird when he decided that the appropriate action was to for some reason eat cat food but that's of course only after he gambled and that's not before, he decided to grab the cat and gluttonously fill it with treats. Oh yeah, we had some fucked up parody songs too yippee
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The Rizzo Show (Kinda I was 19) ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A STRIPPER OUTTAKES
Don't hate me. I was 19 years old and I was trying to be a big shot in RADIO ok. As a treat because of all the technical difficulties we've been having I wanted to release for free and then I have something just for the people who are subscribers. This is me just starting my career on the very first Rizzo show playing a game called. Are you smarter than a stripper or I ask strippers questions about history, geometry, physics, and calculus.... here are the outtakes.
this is for Christina who has followed me for 17 1/2 years. I...
RIZZO SHOW DAY 2: FREE VERSION
The Rizzo Show – Episode 2 Day 2 and the chaos was already off the charts.
Rizzo managed to completely destroy his sound card before the episode even hit its stride, forcing Baby Hands to dive in and save the day.
Spoiler: it still didn’t stop us.There was a pricing mix-up earlier, but the show is now back to its original price—so hit that subscribe button right now and lock in the full, unfiltered episodes before you miss another second of this madness.
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This episode dives...
RIZZO SHOW 1 Disruptor & Cat Pee Training EP 1 FREE EPISODE PART 1.
Show 1 in the books... few kinks but it was great to have so much support. god bless and see you in the AM!!!
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FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
RIZZO AND BAMBINE GIFT: HOT CROSSED BUNZ AND HOW HE RIPS ASS IN CLASS
RIZZO AND THE KID RIPPIN ASS FIGHTING MONKEYS FOR 500K AND A SPECIAL SOCCER SHOUT OUT ON THE DUB TODAY.
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"The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... UNTIL WE GET HOME.
FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
THE 1st episde preview FREE (Want the TEA… Here’s a Sip but also some chemistry)
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(00:01:39) The Cockroach Milk Breakthrough
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0826 RIP Dolly and Mitch M. emulates a German Nudist... Oh Yea and Winkler SUCKS still!!!
RIP DOLLY!! A randy German councilmember known as the country’s “craziest councilor” has proposed throwing sex parties at city hall as part of an effort to turn the burg into a “swingers’ paradise...Minnesota tree-trimmer Christopher Crimmins, 34, was charged with manslaughter for fatally crushing coworker Tyler Lynch's head with a grapple... Dolly Parton will be laid to rest beside her late husband, Carl Dean...Dolly Parton previously revealed that she pre-recorded a song that would be available for release following her death...Asheville City Council voted 5–2 Tuesday to authorize the city manager to end the city's contract with Flock Safety, which...
0825 RIZZO & JEFF: FROM PARIS TO NEVERLAND AND BACK...
Can we ride on the rides on Neverland Michael? Performance artist and comedian Harriet Richardson tattooed the names of the mothers of her past male lovers along her torso for an ongoing art project...Goose called with a wild Viagra story...Brian Shortsleeve is a Marine first. Brian is ready to bring that same mission-driven focus to Beacon Hill as the next Governor of Massachusetts...A Texas woman says Siri helped save her life after she was attacked by hundreds of suspected killer bees and trapped behind a locked gate...San Francisco 49ers owner John “Jed” York was arrested in the...
0821 Rizzo & Jeff: Rizzo meets the Bambine's teacher, talks about being HIM and rollin up "deep" with Hawaiian Shirts, PARK AVE RESPECT...
What vibrates between Rosie's legs? A man screamed at a group of 16-year-olds, claiming the area was "his fishing spot" and threatening to throw their gear into the water...An Alabama mom who was shopping for kids' clothes got a creepy feeling when she felt something brush up against her leg. Allison Hoch says it was a man trying to film up her skirt...The mayor of Glassport Borough is facing two counts of violation of privacy after police said they found a hidden camera in a bathroom of his home...A man is accused of exposing himself inside a...
0819 Rizzo and Jeff talk Beard, Whoopi and The Captain Crunch WHO DIES!!!
RIP Frank Beard...Hank Hill will miss you...A fisherman was struck by an arrow while kayaking in the middle of a lake, impaling through his body and into the bottom of his kayak...The man accused of touching a woman's hair on the Metro and streaming it live online earlier this year was found guilty of assault...The drummer of ZZ Top, Frank Beard died. The band's representative shared in a statement that Beard died Monday while in hospice care at his ranch in Richmond, Texas, "with family members at his side." He was 77...A person was injured in...
0818 Rizzo & Jeff Rosie O What a Let Down... and we got WHOOPI PIE
Dreams come true with Rosie...Columbia House, the 71-year-old mail-order music club that is somehow still operating in 2026, is finally shutting down for good...A massive spill from a tractor-trailer carrying thousands of pounds of squid caused a roadway to be closed for more than seven hours on Sunday...Cobra Kai actor Martin Kove was rescued after flood waters surrounded his Tennessee home and forced a boat rescue...More than 1,500 people have signed a petition asking the National Park Service to scale back plans to remove nearly 900 acres of fallen trees and debris left by Helene along the Parkway, with...
0817 RIZZO & JEFF "It's Rosie Week and Do You Eat Dog???
It's Rosie week!! Rosie hosts Jimmy Kimmel all week long...A man allegedly attacked his neighbor with dog poop following an extensive ongoing dispute about feces being left on his driveway...Dog meat was once a popular summer dish in South Korea. Now, with a nationwide ban set to take effect next year, vendors and longtime customers are preparing for what may be their last season seeing the meat on the market... Hayden Panettiere was found dead by a friend inside a South Carolina home and Emergency Medical Service workers responded to a call of a person in cardiac arrest a...
0814 Rizzo & Jeff Show: Reba is a Hoodlum in Jail and HOLY MACARONI!!!
Welcome to Rizzo & Jeff's Sweat Factory as we say RIP to Lunk Alarm...Three 13-year-old boys in Mayer, Arizona, faced misdemeanor assault charges following a physical education class at Mayer High School. The boys threw foam dodgeballs and hit a female classmate during a game warm-up...Reba McEntire recently released an official music video for Ring Ring...Thank you for that magical call Johnny...'Holy macaroni!': Cape Cod fisherman captures stunning whale encounter on camera...New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel already looks as if he's in midseason form when it comes to being angry with officials...Sean "...
