Vaguely Inconsistent

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Have you ever been so engrossed in an experience that you completely forgot the original reason you were there? That's exactly what happened when one of our hosts visited the legendary Buc-ee's travel center and became so captivated by the overwhelming selection of food, merchandise, and spotless facilities that he drove away without getting gas – the primary purpose of a gas station.

This episode weaves together several captivating stories, starting with a neighborhood fire that brought seven fire trucks racing to a nearby home. From th...

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Ever wondered what it's like to plunge into the sensory overload that is a modern convention? This week, we take you through our sleep-deprived journey at Fan Expo Denver, where anime has firmly claimed the throne from traditional fandoms. The evidence? No Star Wars panels across four days, but dozens of anime events filling the schedule!

The celebrity encounters alone made the exhaustion worthwhile. We share our experiences meeting John Boyega (super chill in his LA Dodgers cap), Alan Tudyk (who hilariously gave away everything...

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Dive into a hilarious and detailed exploration of Disney magic both on land and sea as Jack shares his recent adventure to Walt Disney World and aboard the Disney Wish cruise. The journey kicks off with Galaxy's Edge comparisons that Star Wars fans won't want to miss—from subtle theming differences to exclusive merchandise like the coveted gray Loth Cat mug that prompted the entire trip.

You'll feel like you're right there experiencing the Disney cruise embarkation process, complete with ceremonial welcomes and the mad da...

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Dive into our Father's Day special where our resident dad shares how they celebrated the weekend, from traditional BJ's restaurant visits (complete with commemorative "hoppy" Father's Day pint glasses) to attending a special Fathom Events screening of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with Leonard Maltin's introduction.

Our conversation spirals into passionate discussions about Star Wars, specifically why George Lucas has been reluctant to release unaltered versions of the original trilogy. We imagine an interactive Star Wars viewing experience where fans could customize their preferred...

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Navigating the treacherous waters of homeownership becomes our opening conversation as we collectively agree – it's a struggle that unites us all in mutual frustration. From there, we dive into the unexpected adventures of battling SoCal rush hour traffic on a Monday, a rookie mistake that delayed our recording by a full day.

The conversation shifts to a detailed exploration of Disney experiences, with one host sharing their recent visit to the Hotel Grand Californian's special 70th anniversary buffet. At $62 per adult (less with discounts), the sp...

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What makes something truly "Star Wars?" In this thought-provoking discussion, we dive into the heart of Andor and challenge the conventional definition of Star Wars storytelling. Is a series without lightsabers, Jedi, and Force powers still authentically Star Wars? Or does Andor's character-driven, ground-level perspective offer something more valuable than spectacle?

We explore how nostalgia colors our perception of Star Wars content, suggesting that much of what we love about the franchise comes from emotional attachment rather than objective quality. As one host provocatively states, "...

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Join us for a captivating journey through Tokyo Disney Resort as we explore the magic of both Tokyo Disneyland and Tokyo DisneySea! Fresh from our adventures in Japan, we dive into the unique experiences these parks offer compared to their American counterparts.

The Beauty and the Beast ride alone is worth the international flight—we'll take you through the stunning trackless ride system, jaw-dropping animatronics, and immersive storytelling that made this our unanimous favorite. You'll also discover how "It's a Small World" gets a Marvel ma...

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Our journey through Japan continues as we dive deeper into the remarkable efficiency of Japanese transportation and culture. After parting ways temporarily, we embark on separate adventures – a solo night bus journey to Osaka for the World Expo showcases Japanese punctuality at its finest, with buses and trains departing exactly on schedule, down to the minute. The contrast between an 8-hour bus ride and a 2-hour bullet train return trip highlights Japan's transportation marvel.

The World Expo provides a fascinating glimpse into global cultures, with th...

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When one host is missing, it opens the door to unexpectedly deep reflections. In this uniquely intimate episode, Duke and Jack dive into the foundations of their three-decade friendship, revealing how what began as a simple "you both like Star Wars" connection blossomed into something far more meaningful.

The conversation flows through their shared obsessions—from detailed memories of wrestling pay-per-views watched together at the turn of the millennium to creating tag team personas in video games. Their nostalgic journey through the Attitude Era of WW...

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Journey with us to Tokyo as we unpack our whirlwind adventure at Star Wars Celebration Japan! What begins as a lighthearted May the Fourth celebration quickly spirals into a laugh-filled recounting of our international convention experience, complete with unexpected wrestling and Star Trek tangents that showcase our geeky versatility.

We dive deep into the unique challenges of navigating an overseas Star Wars convention—from the surprisingly smooth badge pickup process to the chaotic store experience where merchandise flew off shelves and checkout lines stretched for ho...

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The magnetic pull of Japan finally materialized as our long-discussed trip became reality, sparked by Star Wars Celebration Tokyo serving as the perfect excuse for our cross-Pacific adventure. From touchdown at separate Tokyo airports to navigating perplexing train systems, our journey unfolds as a masterclass in cultural immersion and adaptability.

Jet lag proves itself an unforgiving companion—more brutal on the return journey than we anticipated. The surreal experience of landing in LA an hour after takeoff thanks to the International Date Line creates what we...

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The wheels have touched down in Japan, and our grand adventure has officially begun! Duke's already a week deep into Japanese culture, surviving the initial jet lag battle and diving headfirst into culinary experiences ranging from traditional sushi and ramen to mysterious street food that was "probably octopus" (with zero regrets). Meanwhile, Jack, his wife, two daughters, and the rest of us have just arrived, ready to embark on what promises to be an epic, exhausting, and gloriously chaotic journey.

Star Wars Celebration stands at...

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Step into our first-ever international podcast as we broadcast live from Japan! Duke takes us on a vivid journey through his first week exploring the Land of the Rising Sun, sharing authentic experiences that go far beyond typical tourist tales.

From navigating the organized chaos of Japanese customs (complete with an unfortunate child getting sick in the queue) to the sublime experience of genuine Kobe beef that cost a jaw-dropping $600 for four people, Duke's observations capture both the expected and unexpected sides of Japanese travel...

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The countdown to Japan has officially begun! After a full year of planning, our trip to the Land of the Rising Sun is just days away, and this episode captures all the excitement, nerves, and final preparations before we embark on this long-awaited adventure.

We kick things off with a fascinating deep dive into Japanese culture, particularly the country's unique approach to adult entertainment districts and the fascinating legal distinctions that create an entirely different experience than what Western travelers might expect. This leads to...

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Take a journey with us through a weekend filled with Star Wars delights, Disney adventures, and travel planning as we catch up on our latest escapades. Jack leads us through his whirlwind day at Disneyland's Season of the Force celebrations, bringing us along for his quest to capture the coveted Death Star popcorn bucket and other limited-edition Star Wars collectibles. His vivid description of the breathtaking projection show behind the Millennium Falcon transports listeners right into Galaxy's Edge, where Anakin Skywalker's saga unfolds through stunning visual effects...

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Ever wonder what it's like to eavesdrop on three friends with zero filters and boundless opinions? Welcome to our raw, unscripted journey through pop culture, politics, and personal stories that will have you laughing, nodding in agreement, and occasionally questioning our sanity.

This week, we're diving headfirst into Hollywood's box office woes, specifically breaking down Snow White's disastrous $43 million opening (against projections of $86 million). We explore how Rachel Zegler's public persona affected the film's reception so dramatically that Disney canceled European red carpet events. Meanwhile...

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The countdown to Star Wars Celebration Japan has officially begun, and our trio is buzzing with anticipation as they dive into the newly-released schedule. With just two months remaining before their journey to Japan, they meticulously analyze each day's offerings, weighing the value of panels against precious time in the merchandise store.

After spending time catching up on personal developments—including Jack's promotion test results, Lew's busy week of professional events, and Duke's mysterious gift of a customizable Dream Controller to enhance the podcast—the conv...

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From cassette Walkmans to Japanese adventures, this week's episode takes us on a journey spanning decades and continents. We kick off with tales of Colorado's schizophrenic weather patterns and the allergies they're triggering before diving into our upcoming Japan expedition. One of us shares details about visiting ninja museums outside Kyoto and the complications of buying baseball tickets when navigating Japanese websites—turns out they're quite particular about where fans of different teams should sit!

The conversation shifts to Disney's revival of Daredevil, where we di...

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Join us as we kick off season two with a nostalgic dive into our favorite 90s films! In this lively episode, we explore the dynamic movies that shaped our childhoods, sparking laughter and reflection. Each host presents their personal top picks, leading to spirited debates about what makes a film timeless. From action-packed classics like "Terminator 2" to heartwarming tales like "The Lion King," we candidly discuss our emotional connections to these titles and how they impacted pop culture. We'll also touch on the significant role that soundtracks...

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Join us as we celebrate a full year of podcasting with a look back at our incredible journey! Throughout this episode, we reflect on the laughter, shared experiences, and learning moments that have defined our show. We've tackled an array of topics that touched on pop culture, life stories, and everything in between, creating an engaging conversationscape for our audience. 

It's a heartfelt celebration of not just our milestones, but also the invaluable connection we've forged with you, our listeners. From amusing anecdotes to those c...

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What happens when you mix the latest Marvel blockbuster, a whirlwind trip to Disneyland, and hilarious lice stories? You get a podcast episode that's packed with laughter, nostalgia, and some pretty unexpected twists. Join us as we swap tales from the chaotic Disneyland visit, where dance competitions and lunar new year festivities collided with our quest for the perfect dumpling. We also chat about the newest Captain America film and how Harrison Ford's addition to the Marvel Universe as Thunderbolt Ross might just be the shake-up we...

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What happens when Kansas City's offense hits a wall, and Patrick Mahomes faces one of his toughest games yet? We break down the Super Bowl showdown with the Eagles and explore the moments that left Kansas City fans cringing and Eagles fans celebrating. From coaching decisions (or lack thereof) to questionable officiating, we leave no stone unturned while also throwing in some humor about Mahomes' potential distractions—personal or otherwise—that might have influenced his performance. And just how did Duke react to this rollercoaster of a game...

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Ever found yourself drooling over the thought of a Wendy's Frosty or an elusive Heath Blizzard? You're not alone! We kick off today's episode by reminiscing about our favorite dessert cravings, poking fun at the scarcity of some beloved fast-food joints, and laughing at Lew's minimalist seasoning style that sparked a flurry of culinary jokes. From the surprising closure of TGI Fridays in Las Vegas to Applebee's tempting $9.99 specials and $1 drinks, we serve up a platter of dining stories that celebrate the quirks and value that make...

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Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining episode as we take a trip down memory lane with a nostalgic look at the classic comedy "Wayne's World." Join us as we reminisce about the quirky humor of the film and debate whether its jokes still hold up today. From there, we dive into the whimsical world of Airbnb experiences, sharing our personal stories of staying in houses with perplexing expansions and peculiar decor. We'll also regale you with tales from a weekend beach getaway filled with laughter, cold...

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Ever found yourself torn between a superhero film's CGI overdose and the nostalgia of 80s cartoons? Lou's adventures might start in the emergency room, but they quickly head into the realm of animated nostalgia and the weekend's football highlights. From touching tributes in the movie "Mufasa" to pondering how voice actors from Adult Swim shaped our love for storytelling, this episode packs more than a few surprises. And if you think a football chat can't shift seamlessly into a critique of CGI excess in superhero flicks, think...

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Could you imagine rooting for a completely different NFL team once your favorites are out of the playoffs? We kick things off with a passionate discussion about shifting loyalties and how personal ties can influence our choices—perhaps the Bills or Vikings might become your new temporary favorites! Our chat takes an unexpected twist as we navigate the world of game ticket resales and the logistics of attending games that have been moved due to unpredictable weather, with a particular nod to California's recent challenges.

Wi...

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Can the rollercoaster that is the NFL season ever truly be captured in one conversation? This episode kicks off with a bold exploration of the highs and lows surrounding the end of the regular season, particularly zeroing in on the Raiders' tumultuous journey and their significant 1,000th home game. We get real about the fan experience and the looming cloud of coaching changes, with Antonio Pierce’s future hanging in the balance. What does the fate of a coach hinge on, if not the prowess of their qu...

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Ever wondered why marzipan is shaped like pigs? Or how gifting Kendrick Lamar tickets could spark unexpected teenage joy? Kick off the holiday spirit with us as we share laugh-out-loud moments, from ear fetishes to holiday scheduling mishaps. The festive chaos of gift-giving gets us musing about the joys of spoiling loved ones while indulging in delightful self-care along the way. Join in our culinary escapades, where a prime rib feast awaits, and get ready to reminisce with nostalgic holiday tunes.

Switching from festive feasts...

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Ever wondered what would happen if we could shuffle around holiday dates to suit our long weekend cravings? We kick off with a spirited debate about reimagining the timing of Christmas, Independence Day, and Halloween, wrapping it with a humorous look at Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, and Hanukkah's overlapping chaos. With popcorn and laughter in tow, we explore recent box office surprises like "Mufasa" and "Sonic," and the curious lack of holiday season movie ticket discounts. As we plan family outings to see crowd-pleasers like "Wicked," we’re de...

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Ever mixed up Cliff Notes with Sparknotes while cramming for exams? We have, and trust us, it’s led to some hilariously unplanned Einstein diversions. This episode kicks off with a rollicking chat about podcasting with friends, cultural shifts in comedy, and whimsical debates on whether Jude Law could outshine zombies, all peppered with our unabashed love for "Blazing Saddles." Prepare for laughter as we stumble into the peculiar world of Star Wars "Skeleton Crew" series, weighing its charms and quirks, and pondering the bizarre yet entertaining re...

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What if the Pittsburgh Steelers' impressive winning streak was nothing more than smoke and mirrors? Join us as we tackle this bold question and explore the highs and lows of their controversial season. We dive into the nitty-gritty of NFL refereeing, sharing our frustrations over past officiating blunders and the emotional rollercoaster of rooting for rival teams. But it's not all sports talk; we mix in our personal Thanksgiving tales, from crockpot experiments to the quirks of holiday traditions that shape our celebrations.

Our chat...

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What if Thanksgiving isn't just about turkey and tradition but a mirror reflecting personal and cultural narratives? This week's episode of Vaguely Inconsistent tackles this question with our trademark mix of chaos and camaraderie. Join Jack, Lewis, and Duke as we navigate the highs and lows of recent football games, with Duke's Vikings triumph and Jack's Raiders heartbreak. As Lewis battles a cold, we lean on AI to keep the conversation lively, ensuring there's never a dull moment. We discuss everything from Kirk Cousins' stellar performance to...

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Ever had a fantasy football lineup that felt like a rollercoaster ride? Strap in as we kick off with a playful jab at Dwayne Johnson, scissors, and lesbians that sets the stage for an uproarious journey through the unpredictable world of fantasy football. We swap tales of last-minute victories and strategic blunders, all while navigating the minefield of NFL game-day injuries. Our friendly banter might just leave you with a chuckle and a new game plan for taking on your fantasy league.

Get ready for...

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Ever wondered how quickly things fall apart when technology decides to rebel against us? Join us as we kick off with tales of technical chaos, setting the stage for a thrilling ride through sports and entertainment. Our journey begins with a candid chat about an underwhelming NFL Sunday and the mind-boggling college football playoff rankings. Curious about the evolution from the BCS system to the latest ranking methodologies? We break it down, offering our take on USC, UNLV, and the electrifying rise of Colorado under the enigmatic...

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Ever questioned the true value of those mid-season college football rankings, or wondered how nostalgia and pop culture shape our perceptions of sports and media? This episode brings all that and more as we dive into the latest college football playoff rankings, comparing them to the old BCS system, and highlighting the impressive rise of CU's team under Coach Deion Sanders. The conversation flows seamlessly into the NFL, where we argue over the strategic implications of bye weeks and ponder the fairness of the current schedule. From...

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Ever wonder if unplugging your laptop could actually save energy? Spoiler alert: it doesn't, but you won't believe how these tech support tales get even crazier! Join us on Vaguely Inconsistent as Jack, Lewis, and Duke bring you a laugh-out-loud episode filled with amusing personal stories and a colorful recap of our recent adventures. From Lewis's new gig in the dazzling lights of Las Vegas to Jack's movie-love for Venom the Last Dance, and Duke's Halloween costume dilemmas, there's no shortage of entertaining tales. We even relive...

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Ever tried to ignore a check engine light, hoping it might magically switch off, only to end up stranded? We've been there, and we've got a boatload of hilariously misguided advice just like it to share with you! This episode of Vaguely Inconsistent is a wild ride through the emotional rollercoaster that is NFL fandom, with Jack mourning the Raiders’ allergy to victories, Lewis navigating the Steelers’ turbulent offense, and Duke lamenting the Vikings’ Shakespearean collapses. But fear not, we shake off the football blues by diving into s...

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Ever tried installing smart home technology and ended up with an electrifying experience—literally? Join us as Jack shares his shocking encounters with electricity while attempting to upgrade his home’s light switches, and the ongoing battle with mastering Alexa's mood swings. You'll hear us celebrate personal victories like new job opportunities and the ambitious setups of Star Wars-themed home offices, all while Duke brings his usual flair to the conversation, ensuring a fun and relaxed atmosphere despite our hectic schedules.

Our movie discussion this week...

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What if your love for collecting action figures and attending conventions spirals into an obsession? We kick off with stories from our chaotic adventures in organizing our prized collections, from Hot Toys to Disney doorables. Join us as we laugh about the madness of packing for conventions, the never-ending quest for that elusive set piece, and the frustrating yet oddly thrilling SDCC ticket raffle. Despite the logistical nightmares, it's the shared excitement and camaraderie at these events that keeps us coming back for more.

Switching...

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What if your podcast hit middle age and had as many stories to tell as your favorite sitcom? Our 30th episode kicks off with a bang—or rather, a back injury—as we navigate the chaos of moving houses and balancing jam-packed schedules. From missed Disney photo ops, we share the bittersweet moments that come with life changes. And hey, there's even a glimmer of hope for squeezing in one last Disney trip before our passes bite the dust!

Are you juggling football season with your...