Shut up Dude
SHUT UP DUDE, a battle between friends to make each other laugh or get mad. we don't know if this will work but its fun as and that's what counts. After filming several testers, we are going to launch one of the episodes and let nature run its course. we dont do perfect, we do good enough....and tunnels. tunnels rule Shutupdudenz@gmail.com
ep 102: Shut up dude, never forget, always practice
Telling people off, getting winded, we remember not to forget, symbolism and chaos magick, trump narrowly survived 9/11 but wouldn't save a drowning child, a 25 minute standing o, money from the government, hegseth antics, bunter hiden rug-pulls, nancie mace thirst traps, ai could wipe out humanity, karly chirk, every conspiracy theory stops just before fascism, anger vs self-control, having different times at festivals, decapitated dolphins, a guy gets sucked halfway off a plane, pasan hiker censored, cooterus prime, a dramatic tunnel jump and nepali tunnel rescues, Arnie Dix and becoming better, all this and more on this episode of shutup...
ep 101: Low hanging fruit is the easiest to puree
Hellvis' birthday episode! jizzys concert hijinks, our missing fact-checker's fashion sense, ominous texts from elders, the little fairy that turns off the lights, quitting twitter, nazis in the usa, following the rules, honeypots, the ethics of generated smut, milo's potential switch-up, south korean hip-hop tributes, the soft launch of adrenochrome, joey parks not on coke, a lotto host runs gold for the comancheros, the epsom rampage, dual-weilding in new york, ai toilets, ice shock gloves, fenz funding, dirty words (hasan piker), boing fuckery, the napali floods necessitate tunnel rescues, nuclear bore-holes, radiation is terrifying, all this and more on...
ep 100: Shut up about joining your poops together
It's our centennial episode! Crashing out, psychic vampires, keeping score, talking trash, penguin meat stays cold, our dads bite our styles, flash the underdawg, tricking opponents into thinking you're huge, gym muscles, uncle rogie, stopping asian hate, cootermax practice, women are an actual group of people, the life gap, the possibilty that hellvis killed tim curry, the predator and optimus prime die, dali parton should be canonised, milo in ice custody, missing koreans could be the squid games, the lich has the longest nocturnal boners, ye's 4d chess, ani obrien cry-bullies bomber, te pāti māori plays dirty, he...
ep 99: Shut up about kura-maxxing
Pooch Wayne joins us, jewability, pleading the fauci, trumps doll wakes him up, closed bank accounts, truth social API, rogies and mcgillis, natalie haarp and decency, boy georges pro israel reggae song, ai answers, hanging a giraffe, the mnba and wnba, gambling, a guy who can't open a pickle jar vs karlie chirks boyfriend, lich-watch, prez hilton succumbs to spears, harry and megan, te reo and transliteration, kura-maxxing, tunnel talk returns with upalanos or nagara, disappearing chickens, the CRL wins an ITA award, jizzy gets a lex freidman-ass haircut, tbms are cheap, all this and much more on this...
ep 98: Shut up this isn't a fridge where we put peoples artwork
Citizens arrest powers in nz, manhandling kids, the wayne brown/chloe sitcom, effigies, jizzy spins out about the racism of water reform, english, listener feedback, severity of language, argies act up after the world cup, the morrocan migration, israeli metal and croc moats, the hadeed sisters, kirkspiracies, nerd distinctions, papa uanuku joins us, grok jerks it a lil, aliens speak white, a rocket hits the moon, what jbp likes, ai, lich-watch, all this and more on the latest episode of shutup dude
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ep 97: Shut up about Cooterus Maximus
Cootermaxxing takes over the show, wrecking the algo, private browsers, calculations, winnie out of pocket again, pranks, datacenters, cannibalism, lich-watch, the fauci-ouchie fallout, ebay gangstalking, sleepy trump, seam-riding and the male g-spot, all this and more on this episode of shutup dude
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ep 96: Shut up free your slaves, but still hit your missus
A long, thick, global cast Sikhs hold down the benches, hellvis explores the corporate world, auckland sucks, gaddy power, boomer catnip, we're 16, not getting in trouble, paul henry, psyops, dressing like a teacher, loomerer, why there's a meth problem in the far north, the clavs ai, the hunger games, mitch mconnel is definitely alive, lindsey grams ladybugs, watters insinuation, china, golf, the bro-honeypot, public villainy, lich-watch, people look their age, the slimarillian, the right dose, homekill, we get serious about rogies for ages, tates fit, all this and more and this week's shutup dude
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ep 95: Shut up about being imbued with the divine spark of creation
Rugby selections as a racial construct, flash the slavic farmer is terrorised, we witness a car crash, wellington sucks, accents, netflix, soccer and corruption, what makes a champion, we don't do the bullshit, nazis and feds, arrested development antics, billionaires on the same page, Luigi, who kirked charlie kirk, the nerds need hidings, lich-watch, rasputen, jizzy fights an llm, all this and the usual casserole of nonsense
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ep 94: Shut up about putting beef jerky in a condom and waiting for intruders
A technical whoopsie, merch, trying to get condoms, road rage, needle drugs, citizens and vigilantes, climbers are annoying, epstein fashion, a poor haka, confessions, trumps peace prize and scams, move on, killer musk, communist spies in NZ politics, brian tamali disarmed, the jesus debate rages on, winnie p in the tunnels, grimmlocks ride of the valkyrie, tunnels on the moon, and china talk. All this and more on this episode of shut up dude!
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ep 93: Shut up about looking better nailed to the cross
Death week, jizzys wife gets radicalized, the ultimate hipster, why they wear lycra, asking dudes, fat fashion cycles, the DC/Eric text scandal, ufc on the lawn, vampire wrestling, triple h, the jesus rivalry heats up, brian johnson starving and going insane, picking sides, the reflecting pool saga, john mcafee might be back, the other brian johnson, tucking into the belt, the other other brian johnson, purges and what you can't say in public, the cops are ratchet, richie mccause, what to do about daria amodi, the dialog society, winnie p in the tunnels, reverse lobbying, the dead man's...
ep 92: Shut up about being cracker-rich
Cops won't back down, chirpers, soccer and terrorist referees, nz vs iran, a cop gets shot, elon is finally a trillionaire, the lich takes the middy for a roadworthy, exhibitionism vs being cracker-rich, trumps birthday wish, the hunter biden saga, perfection and creativity, maradonnello, race riots, spirits, etymology, blue-balls and phallic symbols, gwenocide, ageing, being into stuff, yiddish words, not living up to the marketing material, mosh pits, and feeling better, all this and more!
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ep 91: Shut up you should be working on kegels
Grimmlock resets the poop clock, booming out, hellvis hates ducks, jizzys culinary misadventures, recooome, screaming koreans, golf and flash fashion, soccer stuff, peak rfk, hunter biden, george santos beats the house, thomas massie goneburger, the epstein class, controlled opposition, rubio's history, trump not sleeping, spelling with words, the whitehouse ufc event, why artists are avoiding trump, the andrew formerly known as prince has a big shiner, questions for the imam, a quick nzpol dip, a nicola willis doppelganger, epstein island ii and why there are so many tunnels in albania, are demons racist, all this and more on this...
ep 90: Evil nose, no bounds
27342 days since the n word was published in a childrens book, masks on the news, knowing someone for a long time, the state of the daily wire, aliens, the Disney cruise ship of horrors, $1.776bn handed out, clav mogged by meth-consequences, the gcsb, a good ai video, ticks, AI in the government, corporate speak and political perceptions, hood tours on bikes, satyrs, telling AI not to make mistakes, move on orders and homelessness, class war, targeted healthcare, maiki sherman ousted, dwarves on the speed run, a boom by north head, children are the new horses, epsteins crimes are not...
ep 89: shut up dont deadname my ai
The prince of charles attempt ends in looney tunes, swilling at six, a david attenborough jump scare, dickdorks AI identifies as female, being fashion, jeffys new suicide note's possible author, pandemic lessons, asian squats, monkeypox and kd vance both strangely absent, rubio's maduro fit, image generators, excess in nature, and swartzy is next to work out with rfk. All this and more!
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ep 88: Shut up about the top 1% of all vaginas
How to talk to people, jizzy is not a freak, fat kids bouncing, liver king does a thousand, we find the gayest person, a lady finance guy accused of impropriety, new slurs, the saga of polish joe, gpt totally fixed, dickdork gets one-shot by claude, experts should do the opposite, intellectuals and their dark web, it is time to say goodbye, new trump assassination just dropped, who knew, RFK doesn't duck, political violence, and the lich publishes puss-data
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ep 87: shut up and dress the politicians in scrubs
Who needs medical attention, too good for beers, coriander, jizzy might be Jesus, fan mail, nz debt, willis' principles, a new parliament dress code, immigration, gold cards, sleepy boys, gambling in the new era, climate change and the last season, how politics change, elmo wants UBI now, starmer in the car photo, five eyes and the domino theory, partisan perceptions, pronunciation of foreign names, gpt shootings, the kashyap leak, tucker and the boys are secret service assets, smelling the roses, ANZAC tunnels and the scientology speed runs.
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ep 86: Shut up about jesus' cum-gutters
Farnsies flash-mobs, fruit love island, the palantir question, demon discourse, sleeping with dogs, lebanon doesn't count, can a picture of a guy be racist, our podcast is an essential service, politics on the radio, the willis ozempic era of NZ politics, teleportation via benders, the fbi was hacked guys, kash gets after it, the path of the righteous man, trump as a doctor, violating everything, jizzys melania theory, aussie oil refinery fire, albirds, rfk cut the penis off a raccoon, thoughts on rogies, drug legalisation and studies, sexy christ, bees in israel, a professional tunnel heist in naples, a...
ep 85: Shut up about two things that could choke a donkey
We go global, hunter vs the trump kids, fighting and fighters, primitive tech, the slow motion disaster that is the clav, maxxing, forgiving ye, building idioms, the lich has an aflartus, altmans house attacked, sneaking into MIT, tech freaks, can the lich be saved, waymo is a scam, a cop turns into a frog, attorneys, kd vance, physical music, gemini is 90% accurate, co-pilot is for entertainment purposes only, what's different, what the lawn is for, and much more
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ep 84: The man who brings spare underwear to work is a fool every day but one
Mr. Gnomes badonkadonks, woke popes, trump CAN draw, madmummy, back to the moon, israeli punishments, whiteface, kirkspiracy theories, deuce bigalow can get it, norm macdonald, shitting at work, afroman, the cornhole champion, chiropracty and other scams, the placebo effect, rabbi schmuley gets one star, the iran war and it's artifacts, and onslow pumped hydro is investigated in tunnel talk.
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ep 83: Shut up about zionist chuck norris
We are the sovereign citizens of podcasting, the world is stein-heavy, the new ayatollah is gay and/or dead, clones, netenyahoo's demise, kinda rike a pearl harbour, meuller is down, war games, changing the rules, palm beach pete, finger lake tattoos and tunnel, fake broligarchs, loomer in india, zionist chuck norris, introspection, math and philosophy, the beagle boys, the manosphere, dancing for bombing, weeds and predators, the stonehenge tunnels are cancelled, tunnel diving and diving, and so much more
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ep 82: Shut up about optimal brainworm conditions
Ni howdy! Golf driving = masculinity, who should make music for the church, the holy war, spanners in the works, war crimes, the ACT party are the Epstein class, who started the culture war, the CIA is everywhere, RFKs results, gnomes goes homes, hegseth definitely benches 315, kashyaps medal, false flags, 9/11, digital sweatshops, art, drug science, Howard nutlick, jizzy puts on a steel beanie, frazzledrip tells, the n word, the lich pretends to snack and a quick north head update
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ep 81: Shut up about standing over an electric fence in gumboots and slowly sinking
The Islamic mungy barbershop, tattoo risks, nightmares and mummies, gaddy power, twanticles, zap rooter, Epstein active on fortnite and FedEx, millionaire resets, how bad the files really are, the Unabomber delivers justice, homovestigating dan hooker, elmo accepts jesus and abandons mars, Wexners lawyer, RFK and Kid Rock, ilhanomar threatens potus, death threats and extra charges, world gambling, turning the other cheek, and more
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ep 80: shut up about sneaking std medicine into your wife's drink
Numbers, tunnels in suburban oz herald a prosperous year, Epstein mania, Hellvis brings solutions, elvis was wild, AI cosplays as reddit, sam altman 'gations, map trickery, spirit cooking, Xbox bans Jeffy, institutional evil, the tip of the iceberg, ye apologizes, a maga dude fights kids and loses, the lich is in the files, cancer cure possible, satanic pfd file cults, and more.
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ep 79: shut up about clawing your way back in
Hellvis goes fishing, jizzy plays cricket, nearly dying, only scots need apply, lich poetry, nazis lean in, the manosphere losers enjoy a popular song, the benefits of slurs, women's empowerment, a tiny middle finger, grapefruit ladies take down the 'partheid, eric adams fights antisemitism, and we figure out trump's new bruises.
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ep 78: Shut up you're the foot
A burnt belly button, the circus, a yakuza game, cannibalism, dietary guidelines, life gambling, new weapons, maduro, david ike, epstein blue-balls, the CIA in Iran, landing a boat somewhere doesn't make it yours, the white curse, domestic terrorism, boot licking, you can't trust the government, our new career path, tate vs the rock, hypergamy, muscles, anthropomorphism, the kuku bird, predator taste preferences, and more cannibalism
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ep 77: Shut up I need you to write a mormon trans letter to a catboy lover
Movies and tv, jizzys media opinions, dissociative identity disorder you absolute bitch, the mind-flailer top&tails, youth swearing, real libertarianism has never been tried, give our bomb back, the conservative grift, bonnie in bali, erica kirk is a spy, martha root, grok makes csam, influencers get hidings, tpusa and kd vance wrestle with race, the Epsteinfiles files so far, weed smuggling, trumps meds, brilliance/evil, et tu noam chomsky, and mormon assassins
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ep 76: shut up about the concrete train feat TREBOR
jizzys wrestling moves, who radicalized who, de oreo gunned down, nuclear fusion, punks, jbp R.I.P, freaks in charge, dango boingo jumps ship, a beemer driver gets hellvis' goat, the fifa pride match, spotify is evil, sex ed, both kinds of lawn ornaments, dubai booze tunnels and a looney tunes ejection.
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ep 75: shut up about saudi prince saliva
Jmail, madmummy snake charms trump, freedom phones, tiktok and fb wreck the boys, JD vance's tits, kashogi and kushner, karoline leave it, RFJKs fuck poem expertly recited by jizzy, ICE in israel, billionaire hidings, the genesis project, god is not in the computer, public shaming, AI doctors notes, and betrayal.
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ep 74: shut up about your wife being made of pagers
Emails from Jeffy E, Winnie changed his mind, six years of hedonism, NZ conservatives hide their houses, lib on lib hate, can't stalk no more, we think about how to improve prison (add a bear), everything is pagers, mecha-hitler gets a steven segal mod, the new slang, shitty notes to self, cheese, evolution, superhumans, the most expensive tunnel, we are tunnels, cheating,
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ep 73: If not friend, why friend shaped
We're so back. Blind announcers, monster trucks, screaming, how to get good deals online, darts, gambling, times have changed, nativism, peter teal, the lich trips wrong, the NZ police, frankenpenis and the punisher, a girl sees which churches will feed her hungry baby, how to make RFK haul ass, the absolute bros push science to new frontiers, groypers and cat boys, gold to aliens, david icke, burry is shorting AI, there are no alpha sheep, windmills, tunnel talk, and you plebs haven't fixed the economy
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ep 72: shut up about your AI president
Emergency episode! Megamind caught, nepal liberated, Ben Doyle chased off, Charlie Kirk is down, trumpspstein, jizzys fashion, tunnel secrets,
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ep 71: shut up about how you get to Invercargill
lil huge returns, we're dressed as predators for the greatest day of the year, wig storage, body types, phobias, asperger's, helvis loves putin, bald/hair/bald/hair/bald, the kimjongs, how to live long, nz politics, cheap banks, deporpoise, lil huge defends the huzz, and gets to invercargill. to the victor go the spoils... all this and more on shut up dude
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ep 70: shut up about knees that wont quit
Spoonerisms, being rugrats coded, brian johnson, flitstones and jensons, wild australians, hot guys cast as uggos, eric adams, freaks in charge, demon face, atlas is coming, trump's hands, jizzys putin theories, camo and hi vis, helvis can out crazy anyone, trump does something to the means of production, skyscraper talk, all this and more
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ep 69: shut up and duck this hongi
Farts, last words, knees, jeans, milo, incels, laura loomer deposed, gavin newscum is doing something very funny, trump's pictures, hunter biden interviewed, ice gets a kiwi, banning the reo, missing spines, a ducked hongi, superman stuff, Italian tunnels and thermal dynamics, all this and more
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ep 68: Shut up and smuggle a dildo into the wnba
Helvis is healthy, the freak boy, Wellington is tight with Palestine, the US solves the debt crisis, a glitch, maga burger, gpt is so scary, the wnba bag ban, evolution, Jizzy is booming out, sprites, the pardoning of ghislaine, trump shit, Chinese tunnel silencers, tunnels of thought, all this and more
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ep 67: save prince andrew and shut up about mossad puss and sausage wallops
FBI in welly, save prince andrew, epstein shit, stigmata, trump cheats at golf, alex jones, the hostile alien threat, mossad puss, getting rear ended by vince mcmahon, Jizzy gets no respect, banks run aotearoa, jiu jitsu bankers and choosing the bear, porn shlunket, tom lehrer, tax cuts, winnie P is too drunk, sausage wallops, and a bamboo tunnel. All this and more
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ep 66: shut up you need to say my name to climax
Ozzy is gone, the North Tower drinks ants, hulk hogan sucks, Elmo is hacked, an anti-woke dad goes to the front lines in Russia, the turbaned tornado, superman, jizzys voice acting, the druze, boot camps, feed the kids, david fucking seymore, mowbrays and helicopters, CEOs and submarines, the coldplay incident, what's going on with my "boys" and in some cases "gals", all this and more
TW for the furrie stuff. we are so sorry.
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ep 65: algorithms is rubik's cubes ft Flash
Flash joins us, Hellvis' health and his speaking engagement, meeting your heroes, Ray Chungus, the missing minute and epstein, bam pondi's old job, Caroline's cross, madmummy vs eric adams, grok is mecha-hitler, the smartest man in the world converts to Christianity, flash takes the bus, tape talk, a possible guerilla vaccination campaign in france (French pricks), homelessness, the anti-macnulty, the school litterbox, the sphinx observatory and the trans alpine tunnel in tunnel talk, and much more
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ep 64: Shut up about the trans first lady of france otherwise we can't have peace in Ukraine
Elderly Spaniard unleashes the bees, Alligator Alcatraz, golden pagers and Israel's image, will smith, trump's instincts, fighting on the lawn, peter thiel bitten by a zombie, the liver king snaps, Rogies is a fed, spotify, cursed vances have real consequences now, BBC censorship, WW2.5, can dance owens, how would God feel about all this, Irans history, and we don't do tunnel talk
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ep 63: shut up about trans furry voice acting
Mossad at the Christchurch earthquake, square rainbows, the earthquake machine, making your heroes laugh, a Ye opportunity, accidental paging, will smith's BANGER, Bibi, tucker vs the uninformed Zodiac killer, flagpoles and the army's birthday, golf talk, American talking heads, Jizzy's waka found, trying to pin down the conservative ethos, fashion as a tool, the NZ political circus, DUNE tunnels, and more! Also we recorded the night before the earthquake in Iran. BEFORE.
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