Vanderpump Guys

Brian and Ryan are back in The Valley, breaking down Season 3, Episodes 1–4. 

Brian and Ryan recap the Season 12 finale of Vanderpump Rules (and Reunion Parts 1-2)

Brian and Ryan recap the latest four episodes of Vanderpump Rules, break down surprise cameos from Tom Schwartz, Donut, and Ken, and debate the one question that truly matters: are dinosaurs real?

Brian and Ryan catch up on Vanderpump Rules. These kids are crazy!

Brian and Ryan recap all 3 parts of the RHOSLC reunion and share their final Season 6 rankings. 

Brian and Ryan continue to try and figure out who these new kids at Sur are and what they want.

Brian and Ryan talk about the final two episodes of RHOSLC Season 6. 

A Recap of VPR Season 12 Episodes 1-2. Brian and Ryan meet the new SUR-verse, including half-cousins Jason and Chris (OnlyFans alumni), the Doute-esque chaos agent Natalie, and Marcus, who is literally just training people to drink on the job.

Greece, a Cartier watch fight, donkeys, Britani's 367-man reveal, and more as we cover RHOSLC S6 Episodes 13–14.

Heather hot takes, Muzzy's ongoing evolution, and Bronwyn's chaotic "Spilling The Tea Party" all get the deep dive treatment in this ep covering RHOSLC S6 Episodes 11-12. We also accidentally record our live reaction to Netflix's controversial deal to acquire Warner Bros. and unpack what it could mean for the future of reality TV. Here's the link to Kimura's "The Dragon" we reference:  https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/comments/wac181/shimpaku_juniper_named_toryunomai_the_dance_of/

Brian and Ryan dive into RHOSLC Episodes 9–10, where Meredith becomes the FAA's worst nightmare, Britani... or is it Brittani? Britani can't be a name i think it's Brittani.... oh, just googled... it IS with one "t"... Britani finally gets the attention she's been auditioning for since Season 1, and the rest of the cast throws a potluck of emotional support and put together a build-a bear-army to apologize for the murder of Uni The Unicorn. Jared sucks and is "looking for someone stable", Todd sucks and accidentally makes his sex life a subplot on the show, Lisa and John's marriage is...

This week, Brian and Ryan dive into RHOSLC Episodes 7 & 8 (the Below Deck crossover episode nobody asked for). Move over The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones... this crossover is better! We got Todd farts and zombie parties. 

...who is Soup Man?

Brian and Ryan dive into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episodes 3 and 4. Don't miss our Muzzy Hot Takes.

On this week's episode, Brian and Ryan dive into their dream sequel for The Town 2 debating Doug MacRay's fate, what a new heist could look like in Boston, and how the next generation of thieves might shake things up. 

Brian and Ryan close out Bravo's The Valley Season 2 finale, "There's No Zen in Resentment" (get it? zen…resentment…ha...that's good). Then they dive into the reunion... technically three episodes, but let's be real, it's just one long episode stretched into a trilogy.

Brian and Ryan recap episodes 13 and 14 of The Valley Season 2.

Brian and Ryan weigh in on Aaron's crazy eyes and whether or not Janet and Jason Caperna made the right call by skipping Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick's engagement party.

Brian and Ryan are back to break down all the insane details of The Valley (Season 2). This week, they dive into the return of Jax Taylor, the thrilling continuation of the Jason wedding ring plotline, and crown their personal MVPs of Episodes 9 and 10. Buckle up, tune in, and find out who earns the title of "The Wow Guy."

Brian and Ryan dive into the delicious mess of The Valley Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8, including why Janet is the absolute worst and the emotional chaos of Five Easy Pieces. You gotta wonder how Jack Nicholson might've handled Jax...

Brian and Ryan recap Episodes 5 and 6 of Season 2 of The Valley. Darkside Danny is back, Jax is out, Jasmine picks her first fight of the season and Little Benjy just won't go away!!!

Brian and Ryan recap Episodes 3 and 4 of the latest mess on Season 2 of The Valley—Jesse and Jason crash hard while Janet (Janet!) rises from the ashes. Just don't get them started on Little Benji.

Brian and Ryan dive into the first two episodes of The Valley Season 2. 

Brian and Ryan finish off Season 1 of The Valley recapping two divorces, the birth of a baby, and a lackluster t-shirt line.

Brian and Ryan discuss the slow-burn unraveling of Jax and Brittany's post-reality TV domestic bliss, Kristen Doute's messy attempt at reinvention, and the ensemble's collective struggle to balance adult responsibilities throughout episodes 1-6 of THE VALLEY.

🎙️ Brian and Ryan break down the final six episodes of The Traitors Season 3 and the latest drama surrounding Vanderpump Rules star Tom Sandoval. From his reality TV redemption arc (or lack thereof) to the biggest betrayals in the game, we analyze every twist, alliance, and backstab. Has Sandoval found his new calling, or is he still up to his old tricks? 

#TheTraitors #TomSandoval #VanderpumpRules

🎙️ Brian and Ryan break down the first six episodes of The Traitors Season 3 and the latest drama surrounding Vanderpump Rules star Tom Sandoval. From his reality TV redemption arc (or lack thereof) to the biggest betrayals in the game, we analyze every twist, alliance, and backstab. Has Sandoval found his new calling, or is he still up to his old tricks? 

#TheTraitors #TomSandoval #VanderpumpRules

💥 Buckle up, Bravo fans, because this Valentine's Day, Brian and Ryan are covering seven episodes of unhinged Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama in one jam-packed hour. From Bronwyn taking over as the show's secret puppet master to Lisa Barlow quitting the show (again) to Mary Cosby's avocado pizza standoff, this recap has everything you need to survive the madness.

✅ Bronwyn = Bravo's new power player? She single-handedly ended a two-season feud and destroyed Britani in three sentences.
✅ Lisa Barlow vs. The Dinner Table – She calls Whitney a "fcking lying bitch," bursts into tears, announces "I'm going home"...

🔥 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5 is pure chaos, and we're covering six episodes of husband meltdowns, villain origin stories, and Lisa Barlow's legendary coach-class tantrum.

💥 Husband Drama: Justin Rose dumps Vida tequila like he's leading a protest, John Barlow defends Lisa with the worst parallel park job in Bravo history, and Todd attempts to enforce a "no yelling" rule on a Housewives trip (LOL).

✈️ Lisa Barlow vs. Coach Class: Lisa hasn't flown coach since college, and now she's contemplating exile from humanity. We break down the meltdown heard 'round the world—plus, why Lisa hates It...

Brian and Ryan watch the first six episodes of Salt Lake City: Season 5 and learn why Heather is best served as adjacent to a center snowflake role. 

Brian and Ryan close up Season 4 recapping the insanity of Monica's Birthday Bermuda Trip and one of the most tense reunions of all time. 

Brian and Ryan have a lot to cover... After Angie and Monica reconcile, Angie gets caught in the middle of Lisa and Monica's feud; Whitney juggles parenthood and career by throwing two parties in one weekend; Heather tries to come to an understanding with Lisa. Lisa feels betrayed by Angie and embraced by Heather; Monica and her mum agree to move forward; Meredith opens up about her marriage on her podcast with Seth; Heather hosts a reading for her book and searches for community. Heather proposes a group trip to celebrate Monica's birthday; Angie leans on Whitney for advice...

Join Brian and Ryan as they deep-dive into the wild, wonderful, and slightly unhinged world of Mary Cosby on The Mary Cosby Show. This week, we're unpacking all the glorious chaos Mary delivers effortlessly, including:

Led by the most honorable Mary Cosby, the women of Salt Lake return for a fresh start.

Join Brian and Ryan, The Real VanderPumpkins of Spook Lake City,  as they crawl out of the crypt to dissect the hauntingly dramatic Season 3 finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! This episode is sure to send chills down your spine as our ghoulish hosts dive fang-first into every ghostly gossip and spine-tingling secret these housewives have been brewing all season long. From spook-tacular betrayals to witchy confessions, they'll unravel every twisted cobweb these ladies left behind.

In this graveyard of friendships, Brian and Ryan dig up the dirt on the dearly departed alliances, unearth m...

Brian and Ryan dive into the drama and dynamics of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, Episodes 9 through 12 and determine once and for all if it's acceptable to throw your friend's designer shoes into the ocean. SPOILER ALERT: Yeah, it's fine.

In this episode of The Real Vanderpump Guys of Salt Lake City, Brian and Ryan dive into the drama and dynamics of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, covering Episodes 5 through 8. Join your favorite Bravo bros as they break down the escalating feuds, surprising alliances, and jaw-dropping moments that have fans buzzing. From Jen's ongoing legal saga to Heather and Whitney's cousin clash, the guys unpack it all with their signature humor and insightful takes. 

Get ready for spicy commentary, unexpected hot takes, and a few laughs as Brian and Ryan spill the tea on e...

Brian and Ryan try to find Mary Cosby in episodes 1-4 of Season 3. 

Brian and Ryan cover the RHOSLC Season 2 finale and subsequent 3-part reunion. 

In this episode, Brian and Ryan dive into the latest drama of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2.  Tension escalates during the ladies' trip to Zion, with Jen and Lisa nearly coming to blows, while Whitney tries to heal the group's fractured dynamics with the help of a Betina: The Spiritual Healer.  The women confront Meredith about her father's memorial and if he's actually dead, leading to more explosive confrontations. The group splinters further during a Cinco de Mayo celebration, and tensions reach a boiling point as the women question Meredith's loyalty to Mary.  Brian and Ryan bre...