Home Alone Minute

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By: The Home Alones

Sonny and Jerod find new ways to appreciate Home Alone, one minute at a time.

Home Alone Minute - Minute 92 - "Hands off the Head, Pal"
#92
Today at 8:44 PM

The police drive off with the W-E-T Bandits. Kevin puts out the cookies, milk, and carrots for Santa. Jerod and Sonny wonder if it’s OK if we never see Kevin clean up.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 91 - "Let's Get You Home"
#91
01/18/2026

Marley saves the day. Jerod and Sonny talk about their kids and a killer deleted line.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 90 - "Hiya, Pal"
#90
01/09/2026

The Wet Bandits outsmart Kevin this time. Jerod and Sonny discuss the best films they watched this year, how long it would take to flood the Murphy basement, and how much is too much to pay for an action figure.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 89 - "Hey, Guys! Check This Out!"
#89
01/02/2026

Kevin cuts the rope, and Harry and Marv take a swing into the brick wall. Jerod and Sonny chat about Cracker Barrel.

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BONUS: The Home Alones, LIVE at The EARL
#88
12/24/2025

We interrupt this podcast to bring you a Christmas gift: concert footage recorded on a phone!

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 88 - "Maybe He Committed Suicide"
#88
12/18/2025

Kevin crashes into the treehouse. Harry and Marv follow suit. Somehow, Jerod and Sonny start complaining about McDonald’s “collectible” cups.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 87 - "Don't. Move."
#87
12/11/2025

Marv hits Harry with a crowbar. Kevin ziplines out of the third floor. A noticeably ill Jerod and Sonny contemplate if they have the courage to also zipline out of a window.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 86 - [Marv Screams]
#86
11/23/2025

The triumphant return of Buzz’s tarantula, as Kevin narrowly escapes the Wet Bandits. Sonny and Jerod, naturally, discuss whether or not Tim McGraw and Faith Hill prefer the same microphone.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 85 - "You Guys Give Up, Or Are Ya Thirsty for More"
#85
11/02/2025

The Wet Bandits slip on some Micro Machines and get pelted with paint cans. Jerod and Sonny chat about the children’s toys of yesteryear and where these paint cans are coming from.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 84 - "Why the Hell Are You Dressed Like a Chicken"
#84
10/23/2025

Harry gets feathered. Marv steps on some ornaments. Jerod and Sonny teach you about drum sticks and a deleted scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 83 - "Where Are You, You Little Creep"
#83
10/17/2025

Harry and Marv make their way into the McCallister home. Jerod and Sonny talk disappearing tar, fruit art, and (naturally) MC Skat Cat.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 82 - Blowtorch
#82
10/09/2025

Marv steps on a nail. Harry spends some time under a blowtorch. Jerod and Sonny explore Bojack Horseman, The Dark Crystal, and whether or not they’d want Jennifer Connelly in Home Alone. It’s a weird one.

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Minute 081 - An Iron. An Icon.
#81
09/25/2025

Marv gets an iron to the face. Sonny and Jerod discuss the “Pesci Scream” and Harry’s shadow child.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 80 - A Marv Minute
#80
09/20/2025

Marv gets into the house and meets an iron. Jerod and Sonny chat about their own limited crowbar skills.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 79 - "Ow"
#79
09/12/2025

Harry and Marv versus ice. Jerod and Sonny discuss their own encounters with frozen water.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 78 - "The Little Jerk Is Armed"
#78
09/04/2025

Kevin shoots another Wet Bandit. Harry slips on some ice. Sonny complains about his school laptop, and the boys chat about their other favorite BB gun scenes in cinema.

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Minute 77 - "Don't Get Scared Now"
#77
08/23/2025

Kevin shoots Harry with a BB gun. Jerod and Sonny talk about the macaroni and cheese that never gets eaten.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 76 - "Kids are Stupid"
#76
08/15/2025

Kevin makes dinner. The Bandits hatch a plan. Jerod and Sonny chat about the elites who have time to set the clock on their microwaves.

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Minute 75 - "Battle Plan"
#75
08/08/2025

Kevin sets some traps. Jerod and Sonny chat about Kevin’s poster board approach and, somehow, Sydney Sweeney.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 74 - "This is my House"
#74
08/02/2025

Kevin rushes home to break out the battle plan! Jerod and Sonny bring up Double Dare, squatters’ rights, and Prince.

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Minute 73 - "Not for a Guy in the Second Grade"
#73
07/24/2025

Kevin explains the social dynamics of elementary school fashion choices. Jerod and Sonny talk about the gift-giving skills of their own grandparents.

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Minute 72 - "Basements Are Like That"
#72
07/10/2025

Old Man Marley opens up about his fears. Kevin shares his own. Jerod and Sonny talk Weird Al and weird AI.

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Minute 71 - "You're Always Welcome at Church"
#71
06/26/2025

Marley brings Kevin up to speed on the family drama. Jerod and Sonny chat about a certain music instrument superstore of their youths. Oh, and the Dickensian function of Marley’s fight with his son. If you can help us find the Roberts Blossom documentary, email us at RobertsBlossomDocumentaryInfo@verygmail.com

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Minute 70 - "I've Been Kind of a Pain Lately"
#70
06/19/2025

Kevin and Marley talk up the complexities of family. Jerod and Sonny do the same.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 69 - "You Can Say Hello When You See Me"
#69
06/12/2025

Marley sits down with Kevin at church. Sonny and Jerod discuss whether or not Marley is trying to hook Kevin up with his granddaughter.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 68 - "Fall on Your Knees"
#68
06/05/2025

Kevin goes to church. Jerod and Sonny don’t know anything about how choirs work, but that doesn’t stop them from chatting about them for a while.

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Home Alone Minute - Minute 67 - "All of the Music, All of the Magic"
#67
05/22/2025

In minute 67 of Home Alone, a sad Kevin peeps in on a happy family before heading off to church. Jerod and Sonny whip out some film studies jargon to praise Chris Columbus and friends.

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Minute 65 - "Do You Need the Phone Number"
#65
05/07/2025

Kevin asks “Santa” to bring his family back. Jerod and Sonny talk Savage Garden and Spacehog, obviously.

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Minute 64 - "Hey, Nice Shoes"
#64
04/24/2025

Kate refuses to try polka clarinet. Kevin visits an elf. Jerod and Sonny chat about how there’s no Home Alone pinball machine.

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Minute 63 - "You're Afraid of the Dark, too, Marv"
#63
04/17/2025

Harry gets a titular line. Jerod and Sonny discuss our flat earth and what the Bandits might get to eat before a night of robbin’.

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Minute 62 - "Kindygartener"
#62
04/11/2025

Harry and Marv watch Kevin put up a tree. Jerod and Sonny make some connections to Severance, then launch the #HarryFace Challenge.

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Minute 61 - "Polka Bums"
#61
04/03/2025

Gus offers Kate a ride. Jerod and Sonny wonder why Kate doesn’t rent her own car.

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Minute 60 - "Polka King of the Midwest"
#60
03/27/2025

Gus gives Kate a rundown of his biggest polka hits. Sonny and Jerod discuss movie intermissions, their favorite John Candy movies, and how much money it would take to make the accordion cool.

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Minute 59 - "The Season of Perpetual Hope"
#59
03/20/2025

Kate pleads with a Scranton ticket agent. Jerod and Sonny decide she deserved more awards for this iconic scene.

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Minute 58 - "I Don't Know No Snakes"
#58
03/13/2025

Harry has a plan. Kate needs a plane. Jerod and Sonny talk about a certain deceased singer’s supposed appearance in this minute.

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Minute 57 - "Somebody Just Got Blown Away"
#57
03/06/2025

Marv assumes a murder is taking place. Jerod and Sonny welcome their new sponsors: corn, the voltage adapter industry, and Mastercard gift cards.

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Minute 56 - "Tomorrow, Egghead"
#56
02/27/2025

Marv tries to snoop around the McCallister house. Kevin stops doing the dishes. Jerod and Sonny discuss the term “egghead” and the physical comedy of Daniel Stern.

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Minute 55 - "Shut Up"
#55
02/21/2025

Kevin finishes some laundry and stands up to his furnace. Jerod and Sonny talk about their own laundry histories.

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Minute 54 - "I Don't Think So"
#54
02/14/2025

Sally gives Kevin the third degree. Jerod and Sonny share their own checkout woes.

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Minute 53 - "For the Kids"
#53
02/06/2025

Kevin goes shopping. Jerod and Sonny chat grocery stores and bring up Pete Holmes a few too many times.

The Evolution of Grocery Store Layouts: From Aisles to Experience Zones, by Sk Sabbir Uddin

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