JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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In today’s really weird Monday Main Show, Jaack, Stevie & Alfie discuss some of life’s most taboo topics. 

Why is it weird to talk openly about earnings? Would you swap your best friend for a million quid? Is it ever okay to to kiss your cousin? Or perhaps even a full family fornication? (Yeah… we told you it’s a weird one). 

Money, sex, and friendship are heavy themes of today’s episode - three things Stevie doesn’t ever get to experience. 

Note from Jaack: I’ve never kissed a cousin.

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You may know him as Kalani Ghost Hunter or KGH. We now know him as the coolest American ever. Kalani is on the show to chat the strangest things that have happened to him during a ghost hunt, his tier list of favourite UK crisps and chocolate bars, and the many differences between UK and US culture. But to be completely honest, it's mainly Jaack flirting with him for 2 hours... 

There’s also a lightbulb Wetherspoons moment during this podcast in which the next JaackAndStevie episode is spawned…

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In today's Monday main show madness, Jaack, Stevie & Robbie discuss their ultimate bucket list items. Things still left to do before the trio ultimately pop their clogs (or Air Force 1's - if you're Jaack).

The boys explain why they'd sooner opt for doing heroin over ayahuasca. Spoiler alert: Joe Weller's found God and it's scared them. Jaack tries to explain why Jack Johnson playing the guitar is more attractive than Sophie Lloyd playing the guitar, kind of... (sorry Sophie) and Stevie shows off something his Mum's been grinding on for a while.

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Unlimited food. The perfect body. Free holidays anywhere in the world. A permanent chauffeur. Ten wishes from a genie. A dream football career. Sounds pretty decent right? Well… there’s a catch. 

In this episode, Jaack is offering a series of life changing “too good to be true” deals for us to fight over, but then reveals a catch for each scenario that makes us question whether we’d actually take them. 

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Not to toot our own horn, but this may be the funniest episode of all time. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie take turns to tell eachother jokes for an hour which in theory doesn’t sound very exciting but in reality it has given us the FUNNIEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME.

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Maisie Adam just doesn’t ever stop. From winning ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’ just 10 months after her first EVER stand up gig, to playing at Soccer Aid… mere hours after getting married. We get into the reality of working the comedy circuit, surviving the worst gig imaginable, weird Zoom comedy sets during lockdown, and her opinion on people becoming famous off the back of one viral video. 

Maisie also gives us a brilliant insight into panel shows during a blind ranking of the ones she’s appeared on such as 8 Out of 10 Cats, Taskmas...

We’re once again investigating niche things that give people the oppos-ick. Can Nutella be a turn-on? Do bunny-ear shoelaces make you blush? Is Haaland the hottest footballer player? Does watching somebody fold clothes make you feel fuzzy?

Plus sexy cabin crew, sexy tree surgeons, sexy chefs, sexy backflipping, sexy clumsiness, sexy daddy issues, sexy maths, sexy tea towels, and a not-so-sexy drunk Jaack. 

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Our favourite absolute grotbag Jamie Hutchinson is back for his Happy Hour hat trick and it’s an absolute belter. We asked you lot on Reddit for your dilemmas and our agony aunt Jamie will give his best advice which you legally have to follow.

From flaky Tinder matches, freaky fetishes and flirty coworkers, to drug binges and dead bedrooms. Plus performance anxiety and the WORST marriage proposal ever.

Never before has an episode contained so much butter and rimming…

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Special guest Samuel Pepys (who sounds suspiciously similar to Robbie) has time travelled to the present day in an attempt to educate the boys on life in the 1700s while they try their best to bring him up to speed with the 21st century. 

Jaack and Stevie hear about the weirdest corners of Britain's past, like the Great Gin Craze, what the world's first vending machine was used for, and why rich people paid men to live in their back garden. 

We look at some of history's strangest jobs in...

Quack.

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Back in June, Harry Moulding gave us a wax sealed glass bottle containing his prediction for the World Cup 2026 winner. It's been sitting untouched in the studio ever since... and it’s finally time to smash it open to see if he got it right! 

Fresh off winning Britain's Got Talent 2025, Harry talks us through the entire audition process, why he nearly didn't apply, responds to critics who say his proposal trick was fixed, and shares what went wrong during his live semi-final performance. 

He talks us through the mome...

Alfie's FINALLY back after weeks of travelling, but he almost didn’t make it home… 

After touring the USA for the World Cup, he has plenty of stories including overdosing on Olive Garden, creepy airbnbs, encountering a worse driver than Jaack, being kicked out of an airport restaurant, and how he was nearly mauled to death by murderous dogs. 

Plus the rank ingredient he accidentally added to his bbq brisket, meeting Kevin Hart, and discovering that Hollywood isn't quite as glamorous as it looks on screen. 

We lea...

Stevie has NOT been having a good time lately. He went full Karen mode at Disneyland and made a child cry, so we decide whether it was justified. He had a disastrous food delivery that ended in a big cash bribe. And he got so hammered during his day trip to Download Festival that he doesn’t remember seeing the headline act… or getting a drunk tattoo. 

Jaack’s month hasn’t been too great either. He shares how he was robbed on his trip to Poland, nearly started on by a terrifying Mexican man, and accused of...

One of YouTube’s most creative creators Zac Alsop is back for his hat trick ball with stories that sound completely made up, but somehow aren't. From secretly spending hours underwater to outsmart the Sidemen, chasing tornadoes in a dodgy truck, pickpocketing actual pickpockets to get revenge for his friend, to risking his life for some cheese. 

There's the saga of Dave the delivery driver who became an internet legend after being given a £1,000 tip to bungee jump with a takeaway, and how it all fell apart at the last second. We a...

The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing more things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. 

Is smoking weed cool? Does anyone actually like the taste of beer? What do we think of Americans? Should you teach yourself to enjoy spicy food? What age is actually “old”? 

Plus doves vs pigeons, and Stevie has found a new drug… 

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We're joined by two of WWE's biggest stars and one of the most talked about wrestling duos - Dominik Mysterio and Liv Morgan. 

From reliving the legendary Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero custody match that made Dom famous as a kid, to Liv revealing how she was discovered, to what really happens at WWE tryouts, to how wrestling personas are created and how storylines actually work. We compare American and British WWE crowds and hear which state the pair dread performing in. 

Liv tells us about dislocating both shoulders li...

‘Dream’ episodes are our favourite theme for episodes, so today we're planning our dream summer camps... with a twist.

We've each designed our own camp from the ground up, choosing the location, activities, food, day trip, evening entertainment, and even a full marketing campaign. 

There's just one small catch: each of us picked a completely different target audience for our campers, and somehow every camp ended up being just a little bit... undesirable.

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Happy Hour has always been about hosting guests from all walks of life, from celebrities to internet personalities to people with fascinating careers. So when psychic medium Stuart Michael’s team reached out to ask if we’d host him, we couldn’t say no. 

In this episode, Stuart shares the story of how he discovered his apparent ability to communicate with spirits at just five years old, and how a set of Woolworths tarot cards kickstarted his career. We explore some of the biggest questions people have about the spirit world: Do spirits attend...

Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome back to the World Cup of Everything.

Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are once again making their way through knockout rounds of 16 random options from a category of their choice, until only one winner remains. 

Jaack has picked athletes, Robbie’s category is smells, and a very drunk Stevie gives us… potatoes. 

Check out #659 for the previous World Cup Of Everything episode. 

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To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special. 

Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goals to the most irritating footballers in the game and the worst matches we’ve suffered through. 

We make our full World Cup 2026 predictions, including...

In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day.

What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime activity? Cursed gift? Which 3 people are you bringing along for the day? What’s for dinner? Evening activity? How do you end the nigh...

The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is religion harmful? 

Plus militant vegans, Bojack Horseman, skinny jeans, mint Aero, and boxers vs briefs. 

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Simon Wilson makes his Happy Hour hat trick, and this time he’s on for a game of ‘Would You Lie To Me?’! Simon has to read out a series of statements - some true and some completely made up - to see if reigning champion Stevie can separate the fact from the fiction. 

Did Simon have a cameo in a Justin Bieber music video? Does he regularly play the president of Poland on Playstation? Did he win an ITV dating show and then reject his match? Is it true that he celebrated his birthda...

It’s been a year since last our confessions episode and, with our upcoming live show, we decided now is the perfect time to collect more of our listeners deepest darkest confessions. Two little boys and their really old dad are reacting to YOUR submissions, and deciding whether the filthy sinners can be forgiven. 

We’ve got a groundbreaking update on a confession someone made in front of the entire audience at a 2023 Happy Hour live show that involves a famous singer. There’s a blunder with a beggar, a shoe swap in a shoe sh...

In this special 2 hour long episode, we sit down with renowned palaeontologist and author Dr Dean Lomax for a journey into the world of dinosaurs! After showing an interest in palaeontology (the study of prehistoric life through fossils) from a young age, Dean sold his Star Wars collectibles to fund a fossil hunting trip in Wyoming at the age of 18. 

He has since uncovered countless fossils, named new species, written multiple books and academic papers, and worked on films and tv shows as a dinosaur expert. Not bad for someone who failed science at s...

Robbie has beef with a taxi driver. Stevie has beef with marathons. Alfie has beef with Jason Derulo and British Airways. Jaack has beef with horse racing, his cousin Sonny, bullet trains, capybara cafes, influencers, and the Fourskins for not tuning in when he played a brand new sport on telly. 

But mainly this episode is one giant Mentally Vulnerable Minute for Alfie...

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From self-confessed chav to becoming a UK Open champion, World Matchplay winner, and two time World Championship semi finalist - Nathan “The Asp” Aspinall shares some very honest opinions about the sport he’s become one of the best in the world at. We talk about being scouted as a goalkeeper by Manchester United, turning down Rangers, working as an accountant before risking everything on darts, and the moment he realised he could genuinely make it as a pro. 

Nathan chats going from pub leagues to Q school, earning his tour card, and the moment...

Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome to the World Cup of Everything.

Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are making their way through 16 categories of 16 things, where each item battles it out in knockout rounds until only one winner remains. Today’s episode features Stevie’s category ‘animals’ and Jaack’s category ‘addictions’…

Check out #187 for the first World Cup Of Everything. 

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You’ve very likely seen videos of serial entrepreneur, viral sensation and maker of dreams Simon Squibb giving away cash and advice on the streets to help kickstart people’s business dreams. He’s on the pod today to share exactly how he went from dropping out of school, to becoming a multi-millionaire. 

Simon opens up about sleeping rough at 15 after being kicked out, building a gardening business with zero money or experience, making serious cash before most people finish school, and eventually retiring at 40. But despite the success, the thing he seems most obsesse...

One of us has been to the world premiere of The Greatest Showman musical, one of us has crashed his Tesla, and one of us has visited Scotland’s official best pub… bet you can’t guess who! 

The boys discuss the Kanye West x Wireless fiasco, BambinoBecky’s new content house, and the restaurant in Norwich that has knocked meat gaff off the top spot. Robbie drops some insane Flash the Tortoise lore, and tells us about some undercover cop action at a car meet up. Plus Jaack unexpectedly ended up clubbing with a pro dar...

BambinoBecky joins Jaack and Stevie to deep dive into the ultimate relationship icks. Becky shares what men do that gives her the ICK (are you listening, Jon Beer?), and shares a very niche ick list from each of her female flatmates. Jaack also exposes Fiona’s worst habits that make him cringe. 

Becky reveals what her new content creator house setup is really like, the dodgy housewarming gift Robbie bought her, and how her parents were left stunned by StuntPegg. Plus Stevie shares his recent marathon trauma, and explains how he got threatened at an...

Jaack is suffering from major jet lag, Alfie is saying things no 12 year old should ever say, and Stevie is cosplaying as a cool teacher to try to teach the FourSkins about space. 

What happens when you cry in space? Could we land on Jupiter? What would happen if you were launched into space without a spacesuit? What are the long term effects of living in zero gravity? Plus wormholes and the weirdest syndrome we’ve EVER heard of. 

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Jaack, Stevie and BambinoBecky go head to head in a pub quiz written and hosted by the perfect man for job - Darragh Ennis! A former contestant and now chaser on tv quiz show The Chase, he’s no stranger to tricky questions.

There are 5 rounds - London, Sports, 2026, Not The Obvious Answer, and Jaack & Stevie. Who will be crowned MASTERMIND?! Will someone manage to throw Stevie off the top spot? 

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SlamJar and Slamwise Gandhi are making a triumphant return to bust more myths! Inspired by TV show ‘Mythbusters’, Stevie has brought a new selection of theories for the Theory Slammers. 

Do your eyes pop out if you sneeze with your eyes open? Would your stomach explode from downing Coke and Mentos? Can you smother a grenade blast by laying on it? Is it possible to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times? 

All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possib...

Comedian Daniel Sloss was one of our earliest guests and first came on nearly 7 years ago when Happy Hour was just a baby. Speaking of babies, Dan’s had two of them since! We chat to him about marriage, fatherhood, and how his wife started giving birth in her SLEEP. Dan has the most detailed answer ever to our Hall Of Fame question, and he tells us about his new hobby that originated from a drugged up bet.

We play a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?' in which Jaack feeds Dan a s...

Happy 420 y’all! To celebrate our favourite day of the year, we’ve asked Jack Smith to join us for his hat trick appearance as we dive into Stoner Thoughts - unfiltered questions that sound genius when you’re high but completely unhinged when you’re not. 

From time travel and placenta toasties, to drunk crabs and hand washing ethics. If humans laid eggs, would you eat them? Could Mo Farah beat Luke Littler in a darts x marathon hybrid? What would be the worst “life stat” to learn about our mates? 

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Michael “The Grinder” Mizrachi joins Happy Hour fresh off a whirlwind run that’s cemented his legacy as one of poker’s all time greats. A newly crowned 2025 World Series of Poker Main Event champion and Hall of Famer, Michael reflects on a career that’s seen him rack up over $30 million in earnings, win eight WSOP bracelets, and dominate the Poker Players Championship an unprecedented four times. And he’s done it all without studying a second of poker. 

Michael has graciously flown over all the way from America to tell Happy Hour about his lif...