THE ABUSE HOUR

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By: COFFEE LONG

20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com@ABUSEHOURt.me/THEABUSEHOURWe cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one...

EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX
#166
Yesterday at 10:03 PM

A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.


EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK
#165
05/12/2026

A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe.

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EP164 - HOT STACK
#164
05/04/2026

A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur.

PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia.

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EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI
#163
05/01/2026

Stab-happy invaders, fake-work GrrlBosses, and a sorta-movie review based on some recent political drama.

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EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE
#162
04/26/2026

Plenty to say about airports, along with a laugh at Paul Allen ruining dinner, and more thoughts on infiltrators in light of the SPLC caper.

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EP161 - WHITE PIRATE
#161
04/16/2026

A lengthy rant about bad films, worse women, and how to spot a decent rum.

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EP160 - WHITE MAN’S SHOULDERS
#160
04/13/2026

Ripping off the listeners of 25% of their abuse, covering space-fakeness, Iran negotiating, Central American gift shops, and of course, whiskey.

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EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE
#159
04/03/2026

Operator cycle-O-abuse, a cricket slap-story, and a petroleum take that got shot down before it even got posted. A take from Pepe Silvia is about the only worthwhile piece of this episode.

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EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER
#158
03/26/2026

A quick-ish look at the 90’s fitness snake-oil industry, the abysmal situation with Iran, and what’s-what in SE Asia.


EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD’S
#157
03/17/2026

Flying at the fences over useless clients, unspillable AI latte, and hopeful wishing on some 88-D Chess.

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EP156 - WOLVERINES
#156
03/08/2026

A QuickDraw episode on the current unpleasantness, nøgs on bikes, and a top-shelf 80s movie.

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EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG
#155
03/05/2026

A few off-the-cuffs on Iran, an interrogator’s perspective on the Clinton testimonies, and a maybe-juss-maybe White Pill.

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EP154 - HOUTHI LONG
#154
02/28/2026

Some initial impressions on WWIII, stopping up govt toilets, and how to work over a working dog.

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EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN
#153
02/24/2026

Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked.

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EP152 - REINDEER GAMES
#152
02/16/2026

The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification.

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EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB
#151
02/06/2026

A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season.

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EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION
#150
01/22/2026

Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes’ and Andrew Tate’s gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women’s’ failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar.

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EP149: FLOYDFEST II
#149
01/19/2026

Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down.

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EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS
#148
01/14/2026

Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don’t exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they’re good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray.

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EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS
#147
01/06/2026

Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison.

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EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL
#146
12/30/2025

EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye.

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EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW
#145
12/20/2025

A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in’s and out’s of dealing with an active-sh00ter.

PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad.

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EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT
#144
12/16/2025

A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion.

More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations.

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EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER
#143
12/06/2025

EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne’r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs.

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EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG
#142
12/02/2025

A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv.

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EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE
#141
11/22/2025

Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk’s former Head of Security.

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EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR
#140
11/14/2025

A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee’s experience with MK-Ultra Light.

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EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET
#139
11/08/2025

I can’t count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus’ musings and meditations on underclass disparity.

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EP138 - TJ MAXX
#138
11/02/2025

All-purpose abuse for first responders as well the muh-military, thoughts on EBT starvation, and Lord Marcus with high-end takes on low-brow cuisine.

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Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN
#137
10/23/2025

Financial illiteracy, art heists, ghetto strippers, and bro-vet bashing. PLUS: Intermission with Lord Marcus!


EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER
#136
10/12/2025

9/11 flashback, Venezuelan apartment-dwellers, muh-Bitcoin, and PhD-Level nationalism. PLUS: A Lord Marcus intermission.


Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK
#135
10/04/2025

Haircuts, paint jobs, and a gut-full of Juanita’s Hot Sauce, broken up nicely by high-minded takes from your favorite tea-totaler.


Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS
#134
09/28/2025

A look at how to keep your mouth shut, Bibi shilling for war, and a good reason not to marry a selfie-addict. PLUS an intermission with Lord Marcus. Go! Go! Go!


Ep133: TIMBUK
#133
09/20/2025

Lowbrow assassin-posting, highbrow philosophy-posting, and 20% more abuse at no extra charge!


Ep132 - NEW MAPS
#132
09/11/2025

A quick hit on the Charlie Kirk situation.


Ep131 - FREE PARKING
#131
09/06/2025

A hearty laugh at muh-informer, post-leak analysis of a failed op story, and Tea Time intermission and some thoughts on AI-GF’s.


Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS
#130
09/02/2025

Some deeper than usual thoughts on autism, anarcho-buzzwords, ghey MMA dudes, and actual prison camps.


Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG
#129
08/24/2025

An episode about pretty much nothing. Cutting down teens, getting ripped off on insurance, and eating Chick-Fil-A out of spite.


Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG
#129
08/23/2025

An episode about pretty much nothing. Cutting down teens, getting ripped off on insurance, and eating Chick-Fil-A out of spite.


Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS
#128
08/18/2025

Dicey propositions, expat options, and thoughts on the nothing that is currently ever happening.