Kurt Russell Rules!

Welcome back Kurt fans - Joe and Ian are back this week to talk about a long running bit centered on the one and only Kurt Russell that culminated in a customized 2026 Kurt Russell Calendar.

WAKE UP! Kurt Russell is in a series of brand new Olympic themed commercials. Listen to Joe and Ian talk for way too long about 75 seconds of commercials.

Joe and Ian go back to the early Kurt years and dive into a Disney classic, 1971's "The Barefoot Executive" featuring a young Kurt and a well trained chimpanzee.

Season 5 is here already! We're back with the top rules of Season 4 to kick things off. Will Joe remember the format? What rules will we choose? What tangents will we go on? Its only 34 minutes, listen and find out!

Happy New Year Kurt Fans - we're back with the final episode of season 4 with our standard look back into the world of Big Trouble in Little China. This time we delve into the concept of What Would Jack Burton Do - an analysis if how the one and only Jack Burton would handle being placed into the world of other movies.

Season 4 and 2025 are rapidly drawing to an end but Kurt Russell Rules is back with one more episode to close things out! What better way to enjoy the holiday season than a classic Kurt Christmas movie and a podcast episode to go with it? Join us for an extensive conversation about The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020), backflips, and the uncanny valley.

We're back with a breakdown of 2003's Cop Drama "Dark Blue" where Kurt plays the grizzled Sergeant Eldon Perry who finds himself in the middle of the corrupt environment of the 1990's era LAPD SIS division. Listen in to see what we can learn from this morally bankrupt character.

Kurt Fans this is a major milestone - we've hit 50 episodes! Our regularly scheduled episodes are on pause for one episode while Joe and Ian talk about this special occasion, what it means to hit 50, and what we're thankful for.

We've got another special episode everyone - a dip into Kurt's passion for wine and wine making as we taste a bottle of Gogi pinot noir. It's a special occasion as our friends join us for an in-the-moment experience.

Welcome back Kurt... errr... Goldie fans! That's right, we're mixing it up with a seasonally relevant Goldie Hawn movie near and dear to our hearts, Death Becomes Her (1992). Join us as we dive into this amazing early 90's dark comedy that paved the way for some surprising blockbuster hits.

We're already halfway through Season 4 and we're bringing another fascinating looking into Kurts career as we take a dip into his appearance on the well known Gilligan's Island.

Season 4 is zipping along and we're back with another movie breakdown with the 1988 Crime Drama, Tequila Sunrise.

We've got another deep dive into the Kurt Russell archives with a look at a rare piece of media - Television Commercials. That's right! Kurt has starred in just a few TV commercials over the years and we're here to break them down and overthink every aspects.

Hey Kurt Fans! Joe and Ian are back with a very special movie, The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band (1968) - the movie where Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell first met. Join us as we dive into this classic 60's Disney flick.

Season 4 is here and what better way to start things off than recapping Season 3 and selecting our top rules. We've got a new set of good old Kurt Content for you this season even if everything we talk about boils down to nachos, hoses, and robes.

Bonus Episode Alert! Joe and Ian aren't quite done with Season 3 for a very good reason - Smurfs is out! Kurt voices one of the characters in the new Smurfs movie so naturally we tailgated at the theater for 2.5 hours before sitting down for a 90 minute romp through the Smurf universe.

Season 3 is a wrap! We're back this week with something very very different - a Big Trouble in Little China commentary. We have absolutely no idea how well this will go, but we did it, so we're posting it. No ratings, no rules, just Joe and Ian yammering along while watching one of the best movies ever made.

Grab some snacks and get ready to watch a movie with a couple of dear friends (us... Joe and Ian).

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Season 3 is rapidly closing out and we're doing it with a real thriller - 1992's Unlawful Entry starring Kurt Russell, Ray Liotta, and Madeleine Stowe. It's a different take from our man Kurt and a solid entry into the crime drama thriller category. As always, we've got production notes, plot breakdowns, questions, ratings, and most importantly - rules to live by.

We're back with the intense 2016 historical drama "Deepwater Horizon" this week featuring our man Kurt alongside Mark Wahlberg and an impressive supporting cast. Following along as we dig into a brief history of the event, the production, the plot, and of course our ratings and lessons.

Welcome back Kurt fans for a bit of a palate cleanser from last episode - we've got the 1981 Disney Classic "The Fox and the Hound" to emotionally break you. Joe and Ian dive in on the production history, the plot, our rating of Kurt, and some rather poignant life lessons to take away from this movie.

Season 3 is speeding ahead with Joe and Ian diving into another Tarantino flick, Death Proof. Part of a double feature paying homage to grindhouse films, this is a unique addition to the Russell resume. We've got all your favorite things and most importantly some critical life lessons.

All great things come in threes, and Dexter Riley is no exception! Joe and Ian are back with the thrilling conclusion to the Disney Trilogy (somewhat) featuring our man Kurt. Follow along as we give this movie the deep analysis it truly deserves. And of course, as always, we learn quite a lot of life lessons from Dexter Riley and his whacky hijinks.

Get those down payments ready Kurt Fans, Joe and Ian are back with a real clunker of an episode about Used Cars (1980). This is a wild movie that absolutely deserves it's R rating. You know the drill - we've got production details, a plot breakdown, our ratings, and of course the lessons we learned from watching this film.

Kurt fans, Elvis has left the building and entered the surprising 2001 action/crime/drama 3000 Miles to Graceland. Joe and Ian have done all the hard work so you can sit back and get up to speed on this winding adventure of a movie. As always, we've got a rating for Kurt and the life lessons you can take with you.

It's heating up everybody - Joe and Ian are at it again with Backdraft (1991). Join us as we dig in and dive in to this classic early 90's action/thriller starring, of course, Kurt Russell. It's a crazy talented cast and amazing special effects. As always, we've got some production history, a plot rundown, our ratings, and most important the life lessons you can take with you.

Get assimilated Kurt fans because Joe and Ian are back with The Thing (1982) to kick off Season 3. Join us as we dive deep into the production history and cultural impact of this genre defining cult classic. As always, we'll go through the plot, rate Kurt's performance, and share what we learned from a sci-fi horror movie.

Joe and Ian take a quick trip down the Season 2 memory lane to talk about our favorite episodes, season 2 surprises, and most importantly to select our best rules of season 2.

Hello Kurt Fans! Joe and Ian are back with a bonus episode during the season break. Join us as we settle a debate on which hairstyle is most prolific from Seasons 1 and 2. We've got brackets and that means heavy hitters and surprising upsets.

Season 2 comes to an end with another look at the amazing Big Trouble in Little China. Joe and Ian take a deeper look at the backstories behind the main characters in this wacky story and discuss what they were up to before we see them on screen. As always, we glean some important life lessons along the way.

Ho ho ho! Merry Kurtmas everyone! That's right, a Christmas Eve miracle - another episode of Kurt Russell Rules wrapped up and nestled under your tree. Joe and Ian tackle the Netflix Original "The Christmas Chronicles" (2018) and stay true to form as we pick apart the intricacies of this delightful Christmas movie.

Season two is bitterly close to the end so what better movie to dive into than the cold and dark "The Hateful Eight" (2015). Join us as we detail the production and Kurt's role, pick apart the plot, and try to learn something from this brutal movie.

Season two is flying by! Joe and Ian are back with part 2 of the Dexter Riley Trilogy. Listen in as we painstakingly detail the 1972 Disney Live Action Comedy "Now You See Him, Now You Don't" staring our main man, Kurt Russell.

Ten-hut Kurt fans! Joe and Ian are back to tackle the 90's action movie Soldier (1998). We've got everything you've come to expect with a dive into the production and plot of this potentially cult classic film. We've get our Goldies and as always a new batch of life lessons we learned from Kurt and TODD 3465.

Grab your life jackets everyone because Joe and Ian have got something special this episode - 1987's comedy classic, Overboard. It's the most memorable team up between Kurt and Goldie. Despite it's clearly questionable plot hook and incorrect rating by today's standards, this is an absolutely underrated film. Join us and learn why this is all true and more.

Giddy Up Kurt fans, Joe and Ian are back with a roaring good time as we review the 2005 family movie Dreamer about a horse girl in Lexington, KY who nurses and trains a race horse to back to health and greatness. Lots of fun facts and laughs to be had as we discuss the production, the plot, and what we learned from Kurt, Dakota, and a horse.

Joe and Ian are back with one of the absolute best Kurt Russell movies ever made - Tombstone (1993). Join us as we dissect the story of how this movie was made, the plot, Kurt's performance, and what we learned from the famous Wyatt Earp. As Doc Holliday might say, "You may listen now."

Joe and Ian are riding the John Carpenter train once again but with a change of pace for the 1979 biopic TV Movie Elvis. It's a rare look at Kurt playing a historical figure. Bear with us as we ignore the wise words of Elvis and have more than "A Little Less Conversation" about this truly unique film in the Kurt Russell catalogue.

Season 2 is officially here with the infinitely classic Escape from L.A. (1996). Joe and Ian slide back into season 2 like a warm glove to take a fresh look at Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken. Join us as we delve into the intricate details of this amazing sequel.

Joe and Ian reminisce about season 1, share some anecdotes about what we've learned, and select the two season 1 rules to live by.

Hey there Kurt fans - we've got another bonus episode this week. It's the summer so what better topic than America's Pastime - baseball. Joe and Ian step up to the plate to talk about the amazing 2014 Netflix documentary, "The Battered Bastards of Baseball" that follows the Portland Mavericks, Bing Russell's independent minor league baseball team.