POS Podcasts

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By: Matt and Lance

Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.  

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The Power of Rock and Roll
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Yesterday at 11:50 PM

We explore rock and roll's greatest songs. 

Jumper by Third Eye Blind, Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla and Civil War by Guns and Roses.  


Exploiting MFs
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11/07/2026

Exploitation or Opportunity?  What does every human being deserve?


Ticker TQQQ For Life
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10/27/2026

Fortune favors the bold.  Don't miss out.


No High School Reunion For Me
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10/24/2026

Do we have legit reasons for avoiding our high school reunions or is it something deeper?  For Matt, it's always deeper.  


Chaos In The USA
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10/15/2026

A broad based discussion about everything that could bankrupt or kill us.  


An Important Appointment
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10/10/2026

Your future self has you on the calendar.  Are you ready for that meeting?


Your Co-Hosts Need To Improve
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09/30/2026

It's time to beat up on ourselves.  We deserve it. 


Derailment and Admiration
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09/27/2026

What would have derailed your life?  Who do you admire?  And, a little about trans stuff to grow our right wing audience.  


A New Low
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09/17/2026

Lance can no longer manage his money.  Matt needs daily affirmations.  Lance is slapping himeself.  Matt struggles with claustrophobia.  


Tina Speaks at TEDx Hartford
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09/15/2026

Who Is Tina?  The truth comes out. 


The Xylophone
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09/15/2026

So you think you know Tina?  


Talkin Bout That S
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09/11/2026

An unplanned conversation goes through the back door.  


Getting Sex
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09/06/2026

Unpacking the mysteries of sexual desire.


Man Up And Fight
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08/25/2026

Getting into fights and other expressions of violence.  Plus, more about stupid AI.


Matt Has Cancer
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08/22/2026

And much more!


Protein, Plastic and Click Bait
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08/13/2026

Two experts on everything share their expert views.  


Slave Owners Will Become Slaves
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08/06/2026

A mind bending coversation that comes full circle.   A special thank you to Mary Anne for helping us out with the intro.  


I Better Get The Next Decade Right
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07/31/2026

The jerk OFFS discuss how to think about the future when you're climbing the age ladder.


PART 2
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07/27/2026

Jesse Green tests his material on Ashley again.  


Fear Everything From Here On Out
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07/22/2026

Matt sent Lance a doomsday podcast.  They discuss it because nothing is more creative than listening to a podcast in order to create a podcast. 


My Wife Ashley Thinks I'm Funny
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07/22/2026

Gift Bags Bit.


Rob's New BBQ Grill
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07/21/2026

Dark revelations surface when Eric goes to see Rob's new bbq grill.


Neighborhood Vibes
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07/15/2026

Mike's retaining wall.  


A Very Special Weekend With Matt
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07/14/2026

Top notch pizza with the upper middle class and blowjob comedy in gentrified Denver.  Let's do it again sometime!


You Deserve The Truth
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07/13/2026

Jeff explains everything.   Background music by garuda982, destructo20, larakaa and outro music by tictac9.


I Absolutely Love It
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07/08/2026

Peg Legs!  Intro and outro music by TicTac9.


Out of Touch Comic Calls Himself Matt
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07/08/2026

Matt proves he has no idea what he's doing or why he's doing it.   


I Absoultely Love It
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07/03/2026

Chips and Salsa!  Intro and outro music by TicTac9.


Community Cures Boredom
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06/30/2026

The pieces conclude that talking to people feels good.


Matriculation Woes
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06/25/2026

The transition to college was kind of tough for me!


Will You Survive?
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06/19/2026

Do you have what it takes to munch on Steve?


If I Could Do It All Over Again
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06/12/2026

In this POS Episode the boys try to determine what career they should have pursued.


Let The Super Rich Have It All
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06/04/2026

You don't deserve or need nice things.  Don't chase the rich man's life. 


Too Many Crackers In The Melting Pot
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05/29/2026

Pathetic "Pieces of $#!T" run their mouths like Trump taught them to do.   No apologies ever.  It feels good guys.  It really feels good!


Matt's Legacy of Racism and Laziness
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05/25/2026

Lance uses offensive voices to help Matt understand the harm his words and ideas cause other human beings.  Matt opens a non-profit and still considers himself lazy.  


What Hooks You?
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05/14/2026

Do you like green venomous snakes like Matt?


It's Not Okay to be a POS
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05/08/2026

Step it up citizens!


Luckily They Have It Worse
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04/30/2026

What do you do when tragedy strikes?


Single Minded Fools
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04/23/2026

We don't want your contribution to society anymore.  Can't you just go away?  We don't want to see your face or hear your voice anymore.  


Ride The Lightning
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04/19/2026

Lance's bad news, alcohol wisdom, hair bands and more.