POS Podcasts
Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.
The Power of Rock and Roll
We explore rock and roll's greatest songs.
Jumper by Third Eye Blind, Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla and Civil War by Guns and Roses.
Exploiting MFs
Exploitation or Opportunity? What does every human being deserve?
Ticker TQQQ For Life
Fortune favors the bold. Don't miss out.
No High School Reunion For Me
Do we have legit reasons for avoiding our high school reunions or is it something deeper? For Matt, it's always deeper.
Chaos In The USA
A broad based discussion about everything that could bankrupt or kill us.
An Important Appointment
Your future self has you on the calendar. Are you ready for that meeting?
Your Co-Hosts Need To Improve
It's time to beat up on ourselves. We deserve it.
Derailment and Admiration
What would have derailed your life? Who do you admire? And, a little about trans stuff to grow our right wing audience.
A New Low
Lance can no longer manage his money. Matt needs daily affirmations. Lance is slapping himeself. Matt struggles with claustrophobia.
Tina Speaks at TEDx Hartford
Who Is Tina? The truth comes out.
The Xylophone
So you think you know Tina?
Talkin Bout That S
An unplanned conversation goes through the back door.
Getting Sex
Unpacking the mysteries of sexual desire.
Man Up And Fight
Getting into fights and other expressions of violence. Plus, more about stupid AI.
Matt Has Cancer
And much more!
Protein, Plastic and Click Bait
Two experts on everything share their expert views.
Slave Owners Will Become Slaves
A mind bending coversation that comes full circle. A special thank you to Mary Anne for helping us out with the intro.
I Better Get The Next Decade Right
The jerk OFFS discuss how to think about the future when you're climbing the age ladder.
PART 2
Jesse Green tests his material on Ashley again.
Fear Everything From Here On Out
Matt sent Lance a doomsday podcast. They discuss it because nothing is more creative than listening to a podcast in order to create a podcast.
My Wife Ashley Thinks I'm Funny
Gift Bags Bit.
Rob's New BBQ Grill
Dark revelations surface when Eric goes to see Rob's new bbq grill.
Neighborhood Vibes
Mike's retaining wall.
A Very Special Weekend With Matt
Top notch pizza with the upper middle class and blowjob comedy in gentrified Denver. Let's do it again sometime!
You Deserve The Truth
Jeff explains everything. Background music by garuda982, destructo20, larakaa and outro music by tictac9.
I Absolutely Love It
Peg Legs! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
Out of Touch Comic Calls Himself Matt
Matt proves he has no idea what he's doing or why he's doing it.
I Absoultely Love It
Chips and Salsa! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
Community Cures Boredom
The pieces conclude that talking to people feels good.
Matriculation Woes
The transition to college was kind of tough for me!
Will You Survive?
Do you have what it takes to munch on Steve?
If I Could Do It All Over Again
In this POS Episode the boys try to determine what career they should have pursued.
Let The Super Rich Have It All
You don't deserve or need nice things. Don't chase the rich man's life.
Too Many Crackers In The Melting Pot
Pathetic "Pieces of $#!T" run their mouths like Trump taught them to do. No apologies ever. It feels good guys. It really feels good!
Matt's Legacy of Racism and Laziness
Lance uses offensive voices to help Matt understand the harm his words and ideas cause other human beings. Matt opens a non-profit and still considers himself lazy.
What Hooks You?
Do you like green venomous snakes like Matt?
It's Not Okay to be a POS
Step it up citizens!
Luckily They Have It Worse
What do you do when tragedy strikes?
Single Minded Fools
We don't want your contribution to society anymore. Can't you just go away? We don't want to see your face or hear your voice anymore.
Ride The Lightning
Lance's bad news, alcohol wisdom, hair bands and more.