I'M A POS

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By: Matt and Lance

Two longtime friends explore life struggles to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.  

My American Hero - Wendy's Chassis
Last Monday at 1:31 PM

Tara is proud of her sister Wendy.  


Cute Boy Next Door Is Also A POS
07/25/2025

Jake returns for a middle age check up.  


My American Hero - The Kids in The Tree
07/21/2025

Arthur reflects on an old joke. 


No More Politics on POS
07/15/2025

Matt and Lance decide it's time to clean up their show.  They want to get back to doing what they do best.  


My American Hero - The Tin Man
07/13/2025

Uncle Bill and The Tin Man.


A Conservative Is Born
07/10/2025

90 straight weeks of talking to Lance will make you a right winger.  


My American Hero - My Mother's Snowshoes
07/08/2025

Sam Declar honors his mother.  


My American Hero - Mother's Snowshoes
07/08/2025

Sam Declar honors his mother.


I Just Got Baptized And Now I Hate The Environment
07/03/2025

The "pieces" try to figure out why Christians don't seem to care very much about environmental issues.  


Political Absurdity - The Power of Beauty and MORE
06/25/2025

Authenticity is a grand performance.  No matter how fake and stupid the WWE of politics looks I'm just thankful it's entertaining.  


Health Anxiety
06/19/2025

The "pieces" talk about their susceptibility to internet health recommendations.  Communist Lance blames capitalism again.  


No Shortcuts or Fantasies
06/12/2025

The "Pieces" discuss the shortcuts or fantasies related to podcast success, sports recruiting and building a profitable business.  


Say Whatever You Want Now
06/05/2025

The door is open for the "pieces" to say the words they've always wanted to say on air.  


Make Me A Millionaire
05/29/2025

"The Pieces" talk down to their old friend Paul to make him realize he's a POS too.  It turns out Paul already knew he was a POS and apparently he's been one for a long time, especially when it comes to money.    


It's All About Purpose
05/22/2025

Back In St. Louie - Building a Wood Business - Hosting Discussion Groups - AI Doomsday Scenarios - Trad Wife Song


My WNBA
05/15/2025

Lance thinks the WNBA is going to continue to grow based on an assumption WNBA players are more relatable than their NBA counterparts.  Matt isn't on board with that idea just yet.  What will make the WNBA more successful?  Sexier players? More midwestern white girls?  Whatever the case, it appears more people can find something in the WNBA to fan over.


Dark Woke
05/07/2025

Is "Dark Woke" a new strategy for the left?  


The Insurance Industry = Bad
04/30/2025

The "pieces" discuss how frustrating and annoying the insurance industry is.  And, an interview with author Myles Flynn! 


I'm A Good Person
04/23/2025

The "Pieces" discuss what it means to be a good person.  Matt wonders if he's a good person because people tell him he's a "Good guy."  Lance wonders if he's a good person because he's known for "Telling it like it is" or "Saying what needs to be said."  


What's On Your Mind Buddy?
04/15/2025

The "Pieces" have a free flowing conversation like they used to do on the pod.  Lance turns it serious and dark.  Matt says, "Chill L, all I want to do is surf."


Tariff Chaos
04/11/2025

The "Pieces" discuss the consequences of Trump's haphazard tariff plan.  What new risks do we face with Trump waving his tariff dildo in everyone's face?  Is the US becoming a rapidly declining world power?  


Cut All Social Safety Nets???
04/02/2025

Political frustration leads to a doom narrative by Lance.  Matt pretends he doesn't care but somehow he has a lot to say.  These "Pieces" are inching towards thoughtful dialogue but as long as they keep referring to themselves as "Pieces of Sh%$" how can anyone hold them accountable for what they say?


Don't Trash Police Officers
03/26/2025

Police officers make mistakes but do enough Americans acknowledge how challenging it is to be a cop? 


Shocking Television
03/19/2025

The "Pieces" try to figure out why the entertainment industry is producing more sexually graphic, violent and dark content for television.   Is this what people actually want?  Or, is exaggerated content just table stakes now given what people are consuming on the internet and in social media?


The Mission of Big Business
03/11/2025

Pointing out hypocrisy is no longer interestiing but "The Pieces" do it anyway.  They discuss hypocrisy in big business and in themselves.  Are the liberals actually on to something?  Is the answer to all of our economic problems locally sourced products and services?  Should you boycott Amazon, Wal-mart and other megacorps?


Don't Trash Teachers
03/06/2025

Why do many American's devalue the teaching profession?  How can teachers possibly address the wide range of student needs in our society? 


When The Bleachers Collapse
02/26/2025

The "Pieces" talk about income and wealth inequality.  Lance is as liberal as ever and Matt can't resist sprinkling in unecessarry interruptions and jokes.  It's a classic POS Podcast.   


The Sex Doll Industry Is About To Explode
02/19/2025

What new habits will humans adopt as society becomes more isolationist and lonely?  The "pieces" think sex dolls will be the new craze.  Why deal with the burdens of a human sexual partner when you can easily program your sex doll to fulfill your weird sexual fantasies?


The American School System Should Teach Personal Finance
02/13/2025

Why don't schools teach kids about money?  The "pieces" discuss whether personal finance should become part of the core curriculum in secondary schools.  Lance thinks the current lack of interest in financial education is possibly a conspiracy.  Matt wonders whether people would make the same stupid money mistakes even if schools taught them personal finance.  


Bash Them Brains - Toughness In America
02/05/2025

The "Pieces" discuss the appeal of violent sports in America.  Does watching or participating in violence fufill some human biological need?  Does society give a crap about atheletes who put their bodies and brains on line everyday?  If you expect these two "Pieces" to have the answers  then you're new to this podcast. 


Be A Promoter - Or Just Shut Up!
01/30/2025

Let's all settle down and keep our preferences to ourselves.  Must you corrupt your friends and family with all of your terrible habits and interests? 


All Bets Are Off - Raining Shame on Gamblers
01/22/2025

Lance's heroic rant about the excesses of Las Vegas and online sports betting kicks off this episode.  Later, Matt joins for a suprisingly thoughful coversation about humanity's deep seeded need to be bad and break the rules.  


Meet Jenna and Ryan - Two Suburban Pigs
01/15/2025

Lance opens with a story about Jenna and Ryan's life in the suburbs of Houston.  Their life is busy and materially rich but all is not what it seems.  The "Pieces" discuss Jenna and Ryan and share their beliefs on suburban life and American excess.


You Can't Resist All The Bad Stuff - Shame On You America
01/11/2025

Lance unloads on American excess and the "Pieces" debrief.  


GPT says, "Reverse Cowgirl"
01/01/2025

The POS Co-hosts search for meaning in ChatGPT responses.   


Sexmas
12/24/2024

We intended to talk about family dynamics during the holidays but things got hot and nasty.  You can't joke your way out of real life, Matt. 


No More Low Hanging Fruit
12/18/2024

Clear your desk of useless tasks and make room for important things like, throwing dildos onto a basketball court.  


Thank GOD I'm Lance
12/12/2024

I'm so sad and angry about the choices other people make.  I can't take it anymore.  


Turmoil Lull Turmoil
12/05/2024

Lance's old friend, Turmoil, is back to torture him about his pathetic retirement identity.  Matt is in a peacful lull as he contemplates getting hardcore into wood slabs.  


Don't Quit You Unless You Have To
11/28/2024

We've changed the lives of millions of people with our weekly episodes.  We teach, we inspire!  In this episode you'll learn more groundbreaking life lessons from these "pieces."