The Wild Type Podcast
Your friends love and support you with all your scaly critters but do you ever feel like you're the wild type? Listen in to be a part of the reptile girlies where we talk about trends in the hobby and life as female keepers. In a community full of guys, this one's for the girls. New episodes every Tuesday! Hosted by Lyssa's Lizards and Neptune the Chameleon. Follow us: @thewildtypepodcast Early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribe
Rescuing reptiles with Jessica's Animal Friends | Episode 132
In this episode, we sit down with Jessica from Jessica’s Animal Friends to talk about what it’s really like running a rescue for disabled reptiles and exotic animals while sharing the journey online. Jessica opens up about the reality of rescue work—the incredibly rewarding moments, the emotional challenges, and the heartbreaking losses that come with caring for animals that need extra support. We talk about the impact social media has had on her mission and what keeps her going through the difficult moments. And of course, we also get into what it’s like dating as a reptil...
Weird things you'll find in bioactive reptile enclosures | Episode 131
What is that growing in your bioactive enclosure… and should you be worried about it? In this episode, we dive into all the weird and unexpected things you can find living inside a bioactive reptile setup—from mystery mushrooms and wood mites to surprise bugs and everything in between. We talk about what’s normal, what’s not, and when it’s time to intervene versus letting nature do its thing.
Then we completely switch gears for another round of Smash or Pass, this time focused on wedding traditions. From bouquet tosses to cake smashing and everything in between...
Recap of All American Reptile & Plant Expo | Episode 130
In this episode, we’re recapping our time as vendors at the All American Reptile & Plant Expo in Castle Rock, Colorado! From meeting listeners of the podcast in real life (which never gets old) to connecting with fellow reptile enthusiasts and vendors, this show was such a highlight for us. We share what it was like being on the other side of the table, the amazing people we met, and some of our favorite fan interactions from the weekend.
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You won't believe these reptile stories! | Episode 129
We’re swapping stories from the week, from getting a random trinket gifted to us by a crow (yes, really), to an unforgettable moment at the vet involving an emu pooping in the lobby. We also talk about the time 90 Day Fiancé reached out to us—and the moment we found out someone we work with owns a pet snake.
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Reptile Tips for Teens (When You Can’t Have One Yet) | Episode 128
Thinking about getting a reptile but stuck living under your parents’ rules? In this episode, we dive into practical tips for teenagers who are passionate about reptiles but can’t quite bring one home yet. From ways to stay involved in the hobby (without owning a pet) to building knowledge and preparing for the future—we’ve got you covered.
Then we switch gears into another round of “Are You the Type of Girl?” where we debate a surprisingly heated question: are you the kind of person who waits until your tank is basically on empty… or do you fill up...
Venomous reptiles from Central Africa!! | Episode 127
We’re back with another installment of our Around the World series — and this time, we’re heading to Central Africa. In this episode, we highlight some of the incredible reptile species that call this region home, from unique adaptations to what makes these animals stand out in the global reptile scene. Whether you’re looking to expand your knowledge or just love learning about reptiles from around the world, there’s plenty to sink your teeth into. Next, we dive into the ultimate relationship debate: how soon is too soon when it comes to major milestones? From saying “I love you”...
Breeding Green Anacondas with MegaConda! | Episode 126
This week, we’re joined by Meghan from Megaconda, a true reptile girly making waves in the hobby with her incredible work breeding green anacondas. We dive into Meghan’s origin story — how she got started in reptiles, what drew her to one of the world’s most misunderstood giant snakes, and how she built her place in the reptile community. She walks us through the realities of breeding green anacondas, from husbandry challenges and safety considerations to what it actually takes behind the scenes to work with these powerful animals responsibly.
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We went to the BIGGEST reptile expo! | Episode 125
In this episode, we recap our experience attending and vending at NARBC Dallas and Tinley! From setting up our booth and selling new merch (including shirts and pins!) to meeting so many new and longtime listeners, we share all the highlights, funny moments, and behind-the-scenes experiences from the expos.
We also talk about what it was like connecting with the Reptile Girlies in person, the sweet gifts we received from listeners, and what we learned from vending at two of the biggest reptile shows of the year.
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Edible plants for reptiles & trying Peeps flavors! | Epsiode 124
In this episode, we celebrate April Fools by dressing up as each other — wigs and all — and recording the entire episode in our ridiculous lookalike outfits. We kick things off with a reptile keeper horror story about the time a snake hid a dead rat for days before it was finally discovered. Then, since it’s gardening season, we talk about plants you can grow for your reptiles or add to enclosures, including options like chia sprouts, dandelion, hibiscus, and collard or mustard greens. For our girly segment, we ask: Are you the type to have a celebrity crush? and sh...
Anonymous Reptile Keeper Confessions | Episode 123
This week we’re spilling some Reptile Keeper Confessions — and trust us, some of them are very relatable. From our own reptile keeping slip-ups to anonymous listener submissions, we’re sharing the funny, chaotic, and slightly questionable moments that happen behind the scenes of the hobby. We also chat about tips for keeping reptiles as the weather warms up, including small husbandry adjustments that can make a big difference during the seasonal shift. Plus, Neptune gives an update on Triton the chameleon and how things have been going lately.To wrap things up, we taste test a variety of Easter...
What no one tells you after your first reptile | Episode 122
This episode has a little bit of everything. We start by figuring out which Hogwarts houses we belong in, plus a very important life update: befriending the neighborhood crows.
For the main topic, we talk about something that doesn’t get discussed enough in the reptile hobby — what happens after the beginner phase. The excitement of getting your first reptiles eventually settles into long-term routines, and we dive into things no one really prepares you for: when care starts to feel repetitive, staying engaged in the hobby without impulse buying new animals, mentally outgrowing beginner setups, and the...
African reptiles you've never heard of! | Episode 121
We are introducing a brand-new segment where we explore reptiles from different regions around the world, starting with West Africa! We talk about some of the incredible species found there, including a lineup of venomous snakes that are equal parts fascinating and terrifying. Lyssa also debuts her newest tattoo and we get into the full story! To finish the episode, we dive into a very real girlhood conversation about “pink vs. blue jobs” — who actually does what around the house, how couples divide chores, and why “fair” doesn’t always look 50/50.
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Every reptile keeper needs to do this! | Episode 120
In this episode, we’re catching up on some truly wild nail salon stories that had us laughing, cringing, and questioning everything. Then we switch gears and share tips for spring cleaning as reptile keepers, from organizing supplies to deep-cleaning enclosures and making the process feel less overwhelming.
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White reptiles explained! | Episode 119
In this episode, we’re talking all about white reptiles, including the differences between albino and leucistic animals and why those terms aren’t interchangeable. We also shift into a more serious but important conversation about having a fire escape plan when you keep reptiles. We share how we’ve thought through emergency planning with animals in mind, what’s realistic in a high-stress situation, and steps keepers can take to be more prepared.
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Her landlord found her reptiles! | Episode 118
We’re kicking things off by talking about which concerts we’re dying to go to this year and who’s currently at the top of our must-see list. Then we get into a story time about maintenance workers coming into your home when you have reptiles, plus we read and react to a listener-submitted message that had us laughing.
We also share our reactions and predictions for Bridgerton season 4, including what we’re hoping to see and what we think might happen next. To wrap things up, we end with a classic girly segment and blind rank Pri...
Crazy reptile mating behaviors | Episode 117
It’s our Valentine’s Day episode! We’re talking about how we like to celebrate love, whether that’s big plans, low-key traditions, or something in between. Then we get into the weird (and sometimes aggressive) world of reptile mating behaviors — yes, including biting! We wrap things up by tackling the big question: how soon is too soon to say “I love you”?
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What reptile would we NEVER keep? | Episode 116
In this episode, we’re handing the mic over to you and answering your listener-submitted questions! We cover everything from which reptile species we would never own, to our favorite crested gecko morphs, to which endangered species we would save if we could, and so much more.
It’s a fun, laid-back Q&A where we share honest opinions, personal experiences, and some unexpected answers along the way. Thank you for sending in your questions—we loved recording this one for you!
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Black reptiles & unrealistic expectations | Episode 115
In this episode, we start by spotlighting black reptiles making sure to only include the striking all-black species. Then we dive into a bigger conversation about expectations vs. reality in reptile keeping, especially how social media can shape—and sometimes distort—what the hobby really looks like day to day. We break down the differences between what you see online versus what actually happens behind the scenes, from care routines to setbacks that don’t make it into highlight reels.
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Reptiles should be left in the wild | Episode 114
In this episode, we start with some recent experiences outside our comfort zones, including taking a cooking class and a glass blowing class, and talk about what surprised us, what we loved, and how expectations compared to reality.Then we dive into common myths we hear when it comes to keeping reptiles as pets. To wrap things up, we jump into a girly segment and ask: are you the type of girl to confront someone? We talk about conflict styles, avoidance, growth, and the messy realities of standing up for yourself.
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Do we regret being Reptile Girlies? | Episode 113
In this episode, we start with a big life update—Lyssa gets a major haircut, and we talk about the emotions, second-guessing, and confidence shifts that come with making a bold hair change.
Then we dive into a more honest conversation: do we ever regret being “reptile girlies”? We talk openly about the challenges that come with reptiles becoming part of your identity—from public perception to burnout, boundaries, and the pressure that comes with being known for one thing.
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Zootopia 2: Good or Bad for the Reptile Hobby? | Episode 112
In this episode, we share our honest reactions and thoughts on Zootopia 2, breaking it down from both an entertainment perspective and through the lens of reptile keepers. We talk about what the movie gets right, what made us pause, and how films like this can influence public perception of animals and the hobby.
Then we reflect back on our 2025 vision boards—what actually happened, what surprised us, what didn’t pan out, and how our goals shifted throughout the year.
To wrap things up, we react to some niche (and sometimes unhinged) 2026 New Year’s resolu...
Reptile trends that need to die | Episode 111
It’s the last episode of the year! We’re wrapping things up by sharing our goals for 2026, both personally and for the podcast. Then we get honest about the reptile hobby trends we’re ready to see end in 2026, along with the things we hope to see more of as the community continues to grow.
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Purple reptiles & Christmas candy! | Episode 110
It’s our Christmas episode! We’re getting into the holiday spirit by trying a variety of Christmas candies and sharing our honest reactions—from instant favorites to ones we may never eat again.
Then we wrap up our Reptiles of the Rainbow series by spotlighting purple reptiles, from naturally violet species to stunning purple morphs.
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Should kids have reptiles & stocking stuffers for reptile keepers | Episode 109
This week we’re asking the big question: Should kids have reptiles? We dig into responsibility levels, beginner-friendly species, and what parents should know before saying yes. Then we dive into a hilarious round of deciding whether things guys do count as princess treatment or just the bare minimum — and trust us, some of these takes are bold. Finally, we wrap the episode with fun and practical stocking stuffer ideas for reptile keepers, perfect for holiday gifting season.
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TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! | Episode 108
It’s our 2-year anniversary episode! 🎉 We’re celebrating by looking back at all our favorite moments, milestones, and the top episodes from the past year. Then we’re putting ourselves to the test with a blind ranking of reptile chores — the ones we love, the ones we tolerate, and the ones we avoid at all costs. And to wrap things up, we’re hosting the very first Reptile Girlies Awards, honoring the funniest, wildest, and most iconic moments of the year.
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...How much does keeping reptiles cost? | Episode 107 | Episode 107
We’re breaking down the real cost of keeping pet reptiles — from the basics to the hidden expenses you don’t realize until you’re deep in the hobby. Then we dive into a hilarious Reddit thread full of things guys have learned about dating women. Some are relatable, some are hilarious, and we want to share them with you. It’s part reptile budgeting guide, part internet-chaos reaction session.
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Blue reptiles, Halloween party recap, and cruising! | Episode 106
In this episode, we’re catching up after a wild couple of weeks! Lyssa gives a full recap of her *epic* Halloween party — the costumes, the chaos, and everything in between. Neptune shares stories from her Caribbean cruise, including snorkeling with turtles and getting kissed by a dolphin. Then we dive into the world of blue reptiles, from electric-blue geckos to venomous vipers. It’s a mix of travel, parties, and reptile facts… basically, peak Reptile Girlies energy.
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Are snakes actually just legless lizards? | Episode 105
This week, we’re getting a little reflective—and a little brave. We start by talking about the emotional rollercoaster of cutting your hair shorter and why big changes can feel so personal.
Then we switch gears to the reptile world to break down the differences between snakes and legless lizards—because yes, they’re not the same thing.
Finally, we share some advice we’d give our 20-something selves now that we’ve hit 30: what we’ve learned, what we’d do differently, and what we wish someone had told us sooner.
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How we got our pet reptiles | Episode 104
We’re kicking things off this week with some bug escapee horror stories—because no matter how careful you are, feeder insects always find a way out. Then we dive into pop culture chaos and ask the big question: how are there 22 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy?! After that, it’s time for some updates—Lyssa got her nails done, and Neptune’s baby chameleons are starting to find their new homes! We wrap up by reminiscing on all the times we’ve gotten new reptiles together… and let’s just say, it’s been a lot!
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Toads vs frogs & celebrating anniversaries | Episode 103
This week we’re hopping into some amphibian trivia! We test each other with fun (and surprisingly tricky) frog vs. toad facts to see which ones apply to frogs, toads, or both. Then we switch gears as Neptune shows off her new festive nails and we dive into a little relationship talk—should couples celebrate both their dating and wedding anniversaries, and how do we like to celebrate?
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Dead reptiles & dinosaurs | Episode 102
It’s our Halloween special! We’re dressed up in inflatable dinosaur costumes and diving into all things spooky, scaly, and slightly chaotic. First, we talk about how to preserve a deceased pet reptile and the meaningful ways keepers can honor their beloved animals. Then it’s time for Smash or Pass: Halloween Movie Edition—from cult classics to modern horror, we’re sharing our hot takes. And of course, we couldn’t resist dropping a few fun dinosaur facts while in full costume..
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Dating reptile guys & green reptiles | Episode 101
We’re going green this week—literally! From green tree boas to green mambas and veiled chameleons, we’re talking about some of the most stunning emerald-toned reptiles out there and what makes each species so special. Then things take a turn for the personal: would we date a guy who owns reptiles? We break down the pros, cons, and potential red flags. And since spooky season is right around the corner, we’re sharing our favorite Halloween couples costume ideas—from creepy-cute to full glam.
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100 PODCAST EPISODES CELEBRATION | Episode 100
It’s our 100th episode—can you believe it?! Join us as we celebrate this milestone by reminiscing on our favorite moments, the funniest behind-the-scenes stories, and everything we’ve learned along the way. We’re also hosting some special giveaways and sharing your favorite highlights from the show. It’s a big thank-you to everyone who’s been part of the Reptile Girlies community from episode one to one hundred!
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NARBC Dallas Recap | Episode 99
A huge thank you to everyone who came out to NARBC Dallas and stopped to say hi—we loved meeting and catching up with all the Reptile Girlies! In this episode, Lyssa shares a full-on horror story that involves way too many tiny spiders (seriously, prepare yourself). And Neptune brings her boyfriend along to his very first reptile expo—hear what he thought, what surprised him, and how he handled being thrown into the reptile chaos.
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What is it like to own an exotic pet store? | Episode 98
This week we’re joined by Vanessa Costanzo—owner of The Pet Shop in Mesa, Arizona, Administrative Director for USARK, and coordinator for NARBC. Vanessa shares what it’s really like to open and run an exotic pet shop, the challenges and rewards that come with it, and how she balances so many roles in the reptile community. She also gives advice for women looking to find their place in the hobby and shares her best tips for reptile keepers of all experience levels.
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What reptiles are yellow & should you join a sorority? | Episode 97
We’re back with another colorful episode—literally. This week we’re talking about reptiles that shine in shades of yellow, including the bold yellow anaconda, the striking yellow sea snake, and even the vibrant Italian fire salamander. Then we shift into setup talk with our honest opinions on grow tents—are they a clever solution for certain reptile keepers, or more hassle than they’re worth? And finally, it’s time for Are You the Type of Girl? where we talking about joining a sorority and Lyssa shares her first-hand experience with sororities and if joining one is really worth...
How to convince your parents to get a reptile | Episode 96
In this episode, we’re covering it all. First up: we talk bug diets and the best things to gutload your feeders with so your reptiles get top-notch nutrition. Then how to convince your parents to let you keep reptiles—yes, we’ve got tips that actually work. To wrap it up, we switch gears to the dating world: how late is too late to cancel on a date? We’ve got thoughts…
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Glass vs PVC vs Screen Enclosures | Episode 95
This week starts with an update on Neptune’s baby chameleons (spoiler: they’re keeping her busy!).
From there, it’s time to get practical: how do you pick the right reptile enclosure for your pet and your environment? We break down the pros and cons of glass, PVC, wood, and screen setups so you can give your reptiles the best home possible.
Then we dive into the all-important question: which Powerpuff Girl would you be—and why?
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Should reptiles be classroom pets? | Episode 94
We’ve got a packed episode this week, starting with an exciting announcement—come hang out with us at NARBC Dallas, September 6–7! Lyssa shares big life updates, including her new job and what it’s really like juggling office life versus running your own business. Then we dive into a spicy debate: Should reptiles be classroom pets, or is that a hard no? And because we can’t resist a little weirdness… would you ever get your nails done after you pass away? Yep, we went there. It’s career moves, classroom debates, and the kind of questions you didn’t know yo...
How to grow your social media account & 1st tattoos! | Episode 93
We’ve got a little bit of everything this week—starting with updates on our latest tattoos and nail designs (because we know you’re here for the glam).
Then we’re sharing our best tips for growing your reptile social media account—what works, what doesn’t, and how to actually get people to care about your scaly stars.
Next, we answer the all-important question: if you could be any reptile for a day, which would you choose? And finally, we blind rank different ways to eat potatoes—will our favorites end up at the top?