The Morning Blitz

A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case
People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country
A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor
South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix
Top 10 drum intros in rock music history

A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing
As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize
Tell us who your local hero is
Even A.I. is trying to scam us now
The best movies of the past 25 years

If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor
Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk
People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police
The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows
If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it

People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones
Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go
Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day
What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?
Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005

Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?
Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills
Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear
A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire
Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls

He had his crank in his left hand
Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem
St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade
Do you become a different person based on your environment?
Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly

Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?
A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb
Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it
Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you?
The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week

Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning
If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?
Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts
We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life
Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?

You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want
Tell us what you broke when you were angry
A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make
We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste
Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?
Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out
Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?
Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working
Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami
Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation
Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business
TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth
Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Feral hogs are invading Ohio
Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything
Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate
Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it
There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason
Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research
The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on
A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week
If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?
U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries
Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event
Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?
Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?
Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid
A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles
Some people have a different official start of summer
The most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern
Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater
Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public
We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us
We have found a side hustle for college kids

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes
Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries
Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers
A.I. completely screws up a college graduation
Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?
Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts
A man's butt indicates how healthy he is
Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident
Google translations don't always come out right

Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it
Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list
Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood
Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement
Waymo vehicles continue to run into problems

Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy
Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?
Calling dibs on something before someone dies
There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'
From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing
Women want men to stop wearing flip flops
What is the strangest thing you did naked?
Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?
Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion
Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints
Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?
The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms
Who has the worst fans in pop culture?
Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway
Tell us the odd living situation you are in
Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again
Goose finds more misheard lyrics
Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him
When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life
The best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone
Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out
A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom
Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic?
Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall
The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it
Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours
More societal norms that are being ditched this year
Music artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company
A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it
Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours
People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles
Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle
Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center
Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot
There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal
The sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song
Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly
When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?
The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect
Christian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed
You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars
Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614
Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list
Ass Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower
New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe
A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song
Words or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop saying
The new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song
Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked
A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs
Getting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV show
Do not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition
Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?
We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference
The best movies based on a true story
A woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!
The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner
A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real
Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answers
Thoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug
There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions
People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there
A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons
The Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why
Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it
Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are
Don't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?
Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine
Tell us what outdated name you still call something by
Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member
The cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick
Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating
We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday
We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things
A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?
Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him
Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?
One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane
Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?
You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week
Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny
The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day
You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down