The Morning Blitz
The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
Gross Spouse and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 8-4-26
What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?
Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs
Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse
A theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movie
Strange things people have to do for customers at their job
Sex At Work and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-3-26
Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you
A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good
If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun
A judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penalty
Half of all working people have had sex at work
One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26
Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have
A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough
You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap
Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?
A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day
Pig Dick Dinner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-30-26
That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad
Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today
Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?
What if your penis had its own soundboard?
People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies
Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-29-26
Rabid beavers are terrorizing New Yorkers
Tell us where you your lost your kid
The most used men's and women's names in song history
Brides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaids
When you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game
Your Odd Skill and the Worst Mosh Pit - The Morning Blitz 7-28-26
We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pit
Goose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car window
Something you are very good at, but you don't talk about it
Tell us how a moving company screwed up your move
The longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus
Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26
Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi Bay
We were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of us
People are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weight
One of the Island Boys was arrested here in Columbus
Tell us how hard you spoil your pet
Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26
Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital
Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26
Jimothy has become a national superstar
Tell us what specific food you could eat every single day
What lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?
Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in public
Guess the secret sound
A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26
Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicle
A woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruise
What to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each other
An Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injury
A.I. radio personalities don't have emotions and it really shows
Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26
Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lesson
Tell us what your ex ruined for you
A new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sac
Get the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell out
Are you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?
Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26
Would you marry a former bank robber?
Tell us your legendary family secret
There are people who actually collect toenails
Hiding drugs in every part of your body
The best sports nicknames of all time
Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26
A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everyday
Tell us why you shaved someone else
A new dating app plans your entire date out for you
Police were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concert
Don't Blow It For Everyone
Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26
Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one day
Goose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair
The San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?
A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawn
Were you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?
Well Ain't That Some Ish and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-13-26
A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weapon
Apparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrong
People that share hidden secrets about various things in online groups
Linkin Park doesn't know anything about anything
Life is full of little lessons...what lesson do you live by?
Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26
We have a new stomach bug to worry about
When did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?
Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and more
The firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughter
Mexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls
Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26
A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo
Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else
Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us
A man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragon
What is the most unique wedding you have been to?
Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26
Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?
A serial pool pooper has finally been caught
Backrub babies and other strange conceptions
You can bring a plus one, but not THAT one
Many predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future
Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26
The funny things America is googling about the World Cup
Tell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customer
Amazing stories from the world of science
Do you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?
The things we learned in bars when we were kids
Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26
Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's world
A guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in it
You can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of Poker
Norway soccer fans took over Time Square in New York
We are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces
Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26
Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform?
Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc?
We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and why
Seattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messy
Twinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing from convenient stores
Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26
The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food
I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich
Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days
Science explains why pooping feels so good
Throw your loofah in the trash right now
Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26
Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom'
Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married
Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies
Goose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wanted
People are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max
Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26
Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?
Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average
Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car
Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp?
Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course
Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26
There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace
They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg
The reality show Love Island is making people crazy
Is California actually about to break off from the rest of the country?
Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive
Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26
People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why
Men need to listen to these helpful tips
We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from
Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be
Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's
A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26
A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case
People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country
A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor
South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix
Top 10 drum intros in rock music history
Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26
A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing
As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize
Tell us who your local hero is
Even A.I. is trying to scam us now
The best movies of the past 25 years
F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26
If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor
Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk
People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police
The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows
If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it
Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26
People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones
Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go
Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day
What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?
Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005
Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26
Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?
Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills
Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear
A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire
Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls
Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26
He had his crank in his left hand
Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem
St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade
Do you become a different person based on your environment?
Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly
The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26
Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?
A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb
Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it
Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you?
The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week
Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26
Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning
If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?
Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts
We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life
Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?
Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26
You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want
Tell us what you broke when you were angry
A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make
We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste
Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?
Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26
You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?
Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out
Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?
Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working
Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway
Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26
Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami
Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation
Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business
TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth
Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that
Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26
Feral hogs are invading Ohio
Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything
Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate
Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it
There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole
Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26
Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason
Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research
The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on
A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week
If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?
Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26
You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?
U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries
Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event
Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?
Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get