The Morning Blitz

Tell us when you reached peak laziness
We realized that all three of us are oblivious and don't notice changes
A Grandma in Columbia has a side hustle writing gossip and she is making bank
An old Super Mario Brothers hack that will blow your mind
A cruise ship piano player fell overboard and floated for hours

Tell us who is always trying to pressure you into doing something you don't want to do
Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio talking Ohio State football
Who did you fall for that you never should have?
Men who want a family really need to ditch the tightey whiteys
We celebrate National Saxophone Day

Misconceptions that people from other countries had about America
Sad nipple syndrome is a real thing but you can prevent it
Is it okay to wash a puke bowl and use it for food?
Personality traits that can start out as a green flag, but turn into a red flag
The top rock songs played on TouchTunes machines across the country

What bizarre thing did you or your spouse eat on accident?
You can get hypnotized to forget a movie so that you can watch it again for the first time
Jobs that most people never knew existed
A listener isn't sure how to feel about her boyfriend proposing in a Superman outfit
Did you ever discover that you had something really valuable but didn't know it?

A new app makes it cheap and easy to sue anyone, anytime for anything
We must stop being mean to A.I.
Outside of children, what do you and an ex have shared custody of?
A 77 year old woman just retired from singing for a punk metal band
Movie roles that almost went to other people

Losing it because your kid is a high school senior about to leave home next year
When you and your significant other are thinking the same thing but don't say anything
Michael Myers pulled a car with the tip of his penis
Derb from Red Tree stops by to talk Hell City Tattoo festival
Tell us why you were famous in high school

An obituary that absolutely roasted the person who died
What crazy thing happened to you while you were wearing a halloween costume?
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend Jeff Logan joins us on a football Friday
Tell us how you have been living on the edge
The most popular beers in the world may surprise you

A murderer agreed to plead guilty in exchange for a cheesesteak
Tell us what your nickname was when you were a kid
A timeout during the Lions-Packers game saved a man's life
The most passive-aggressive Buzzwords and phrases that begin a work email
The most dangerous toys of our childhood

What thing have you sacrificed because you left it behind after a one night stand?
Things we were told as kids that we are finding out are not true at all
The most honest used car dealership commercials
Could borrowing someone's kid help you decide whether you wanted to have kids or not?
The top horror movie villains that we would not want to fight

There are people in Poland who are actually larping as Ohioans
Tell us the strangest thing that you inherited
People in Wyoming are upset about a skeleton orgy display on top of a car
The greatest screams in music history
Dollar General is being accused of price gouging

What kind of hijinks did you get into when you were home alone as a kid?
Ohio is one of the top states in the country for people who are into the group thing
Were you ever grounded from going trick or treating as a kid?
Tell us how far you traveled just for sex
Great advice for terrible people

We try to answer questions from a current Ohio Driver's test
An Arizona man will shoot you if you don't accept his free cocaine
Which folder colors go with which school subjects?
The Shamonda Virus is the new threat to the world
It is not a good idea to watch porn while you are driving

Ronni Hunter joined us to announce the full lineup for Sonic Temple 2027
Goose suddenly sneezed while looking in the work fridge and it's not good
We found the most controversial song of all time
Beautiful people say being so good looking makes life hard
What is the big drama in your teenager's life right now?

She warned you and you didn't listen and now you have a problem
'You're cute for your age' is not received as a compliment
A woman charges $1000 to decorate the front of your house with pumpkins
A reason to spend the night sleeping at the airport
The most hated rock n roll songs of all time

Your significant other was kidnapped, but returned in less than 30 minutes because?
A new study shows that orgasms can help with your allergy issues
What crazy thing happened to you when you got too drunk?
We put a Twix inside a Twinkie for Taste Test Tuesday
An HOA has banned homeowners from giving out full size candy bars for Halloween

People are no longer having guests over the way they used to
Someone overheard Goose and Nora's dirty talk in a Kroger parking lot
Do you have a set rule for work or life that you have to do or else?
Tell us how you recently had insult added to injury
Would get a tattoo of a restaurant logo in exchange for free food?

Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk about the big game against Indiana
Where would you hide a paper clip in your house so it was never found?
Tell us what old school tech you are still using
Jobs that pay big money because no one wants to do them
Our new favorite thing is metal yodeling

Goose felt like an idiot at a parent teacher conference
You will have to worry about bills and a budget in the new GTA6
If you are concerned about going bald, you can always do hair banking
What gas station has the best food?
Staind has released their first new song in 3 years

Gen Z is now rebranding that tramp stamp with a new name and image
What is the craziest thing you hauled in or on your vehicle?
AI was asked what the meaning of life is and it gave a pretty good answer
That flight attendant is actually not allowed to help you with your carry on
The biggest one hit wonders of the 90s

Kids can be total jerks....tell us how your kid was a jerk
If your significant other wanted to 'do it' in a casket, would you help fulfill their desire?
We now know for sure that the original video of Bigfoot is a complete fake
The dumbest things people have said to their doctor
The best way to get rid of hiccups is not something everyone would be willing to do

People interrupt their dog's sleep more than dogs interrupt people
What strange thing did you do when you were bored?
Kelly Clarkson was given the 'Pretty Woman' treatment in a New York store
New videos of artists acting out their lyrics
If doing a serious or dangerous job, what happens if you need to poop?

Goose made a big mistake that cost his wife an hour of her time
When did you get injured and brushed it off and "got back to it?"
Amazon Prime's knew 'About You' feature knows all about you
Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
Societal shifts that changed things in a big way over the past 50 years

You can go see the movie 'Wicker' in 4DX for one day and women are lining up
A ten hour flight with no working bathrooms
Words you have never heard that are things we all know
A matchmaking site where people vote on your matches
The best one hit wonders from the 80s

Who is the infamous member of your family and what did they do?
Be sure to get Butt Face and the Dr. Dingus Farting Pickle on your Christmas
People used to camp out for concert tickets.  What is worth waiting in line for?
Parents have now figured out to scam their kid's school pictures for free
Popular celebrities that give you the ick or that you just find creepy

Tell us what you and your psycho siblings did to each other
Please do not drink radium just because some influencer tells you to 
Six Flags wants to change the name of Cedar Point and people are ready to riot
How would you react to your spouse calling you your sibling's name during your wedding?
The greatest one hit wonders from the 70s

Dave Portnoy is accusing Ryan Day of getting him kicked off the Fox Big Noon Kickoff
Tell us why there is no one else like you
California says no more to humans fighting robots
There is a new dating site for women who want men to make the first move
1995 may have been the greatest year ever for movies

When did you misread a social cue and then say something really embarrassing?
Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk about the Buckeyes
Tinder now has a feature for doing the group thing
Lime Wire and Mapquest are still around and replying to each other
Tell us what strange thing you lived next to

Things that men cannot do that women can
It's the 1st of October, so we break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny
El Nino is going to cause a price increase for these items
What do you do if an emergency happens in the house while you are sitting on the toilet?
The abuse of flock cameras continues around the country

Star Wars and Wizard Of Oz are the exact same movie
Getting dumped by your boyfriend because you got a cavity
Tell us your crazy story about when you took ambien
You can finally pay your water bill online in Arkansas
Not everyone learns about the birds and the bees the same way

What funny or strange thing were you doing in your car when someone saw you?
Men are now being accused of weaponizing going to the bathroom to poop
Don't make a video of yourself farting if you work at Chick-fil-a
While women are going through menopause, men are dealing with I.M.S.
Tell us what you still do for your ex

Tell us about your snack-cident, when you ate something you didn't mean to eat
A new study says you have a better chance of conceiving if you have more sex...DUH!
When your teenager gets sent home from the after party because the police were called
If you have been in prison and come into money, some states can take it as debt
Movies with the first best 10 minutes

Goose believes it is unacceptable to have a washer and dryer that do not match
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State Football
Blue Jackets goalie, Jet Greaves, also came in to talk CBJ
Is it ok to take an iced coffee into a job interview?

It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yours
Goose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rules
When you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police station
Japan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the military
Things that are wildly overrated

Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie?
You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch you
If your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab food
You have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win tickets in this contest
People who try to tell animals what to do

The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happened
Tell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hear
The Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positions
What is the craziest thing you ever did during a fight with your significant other?
The new 'Boob Rest' pose is the latest trend on social media

Tell us what your name would be if it was the place you were conceived
A girl explains why she always gets cash back at the grocery store...we are doomed
People keep killing a scary Massachusetts coyote, but it keeps coming back
Are you keeping a serious secret that could upend someone's life?
What it really means to be an adult

Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
Comedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBone
We think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte games
If you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffed
What you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now

A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmen
The majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everyday
Do you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up?
An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court house
People have parties for strange reasons nowadays

There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess with
How to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the time
A new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy song
What were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? 
Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that

Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?
A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about it
Tell us how you got injured by something funny
A drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blind
Your car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"