The Morning Blitz

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake
Goose is a terrible Jew
Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder
Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance
A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video
Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money
Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?
The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors
Your cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?
A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok
Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address
Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun
A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world
These survival tips squash old survival myths
Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?
Sometimes people just say really dumb things
People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor
Getting everything from free trial offers
A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects
Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there
A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old
Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.
It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist
Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes
The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance
Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear
A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'
Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year
What is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks
Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam
A woman cheated on her man and married a train
Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice
Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?
Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested
Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time
The sport of sperm racing is leveling up
An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?
The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released
Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray
Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona
The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z

Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!
There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'
The point in life when you stop caring what other people think
The best rock band logos

19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead
Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since
Things that you can and can't bring on a plane
Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine
Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other

Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?
A college has created a little device to count your farts for science
A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening
Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.
Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers

Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close
Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled
Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years
Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok
Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?

Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts
Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells
Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys
Kelly spent the entire weekend without power
Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart

We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake
Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang
80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname
We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops
Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?

People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially
How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?
A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is
The best movie soundtracks to have sex to
NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve

Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies
What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?
Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement
Every single kid in America is on their phone at school
The happiest cities in the country

Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably
People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport
Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year
Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship
Strange school team names

Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?
The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most
Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend
Robbing a bank with a Google translator
Having sex in a port-a-potty

A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student
Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo
Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size
Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be
Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it

Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation
What are you famous for on any level?
Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd.
The best fictional dancers in movies
When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole

Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor
Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees
Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't
The greatest fictional football players in movies
New Game Of Thrones Movie

If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask?
Things that were named wrong and what they should be called
Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime
Huey Lewis and The News in the News
Opposite song titles

The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand
A different take on mishead song lyrics
Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes
This man holds the world record for the smallest penis
Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever

The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife
Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed
Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire
Why do people with no kids drive a mini van?
We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny

Couples being sober together
Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?
Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo
Forget about college, just go to Youtube University
Coronavirus is coming back in July

Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist
Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl
What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?
You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do
Rank these 4 movie villains

How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?
You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours
Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive
Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S.
Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal

You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000
Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business
Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you
You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena
Movie cliches that never happen in real life

Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich
We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air
An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics
After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail
Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend

Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies
Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent?
A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings
Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal
Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression

Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice
You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what?
It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row
The group of states that would win a drinking contest
You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else

We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags
Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports
Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding
Which horror movie villains could you beat up?
A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart

Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day?
People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day
The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already
Strangest place you met your partner
The greatest movie and TV presidents

Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago
The last York Steakhouse has been saved
Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego
Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show
Buying repair gifts because you broke your relationship

A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics
Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out
People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ
100 raccoons invaded a woman's home
Real danger comes with being a delivery driver

You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts
Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings
What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you?
The corniest rock songs from the 80s
Season 10 of Love Is Blind begins tonight here in Columbus

A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can
How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time?
The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks
The singer of Great White auditioned for American Idol and made it to Hollywood
What are your comfort TV shows?

The best situations for having a beer
Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old
Tell us what almost killed you
The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff
Superbowl 60