The Morning Blitz

Tell us what your name would be if it was the place you were conceived
A girl explains why she always gets cash back at the grocery store...we are doomed
People keep killing a scary Massachusetts coyote, but it keeps coming back
Are you keeping a serious secret that could upend someone's life?
What it really means to be an adult

Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
Comedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBone
We think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte games
If you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffed
What you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now

A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmen
The majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everyday
Do you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up?
An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court house
People have parties for strange reasons nowadays

There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess with
How to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the time
A new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy song
What were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? 
Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that

Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?
A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about it
Tell us how you got injured by something funny
A drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blind
Your car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"

Goose caused a man to have the worst day of his life at a sports bar
How did you get completely knocked out cold?
How often you should replace your pillow
Tell us how your parents destroyed your childhood dream
Is it okay for a woman to breastfeed a baby that is not hers?

We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago today
Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs Texas
Gen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freely
Would you take parenting advice from childless people?
Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store

What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?
A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayor
Women admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poop
We reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop 
You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole

We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songs
A.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you want
A mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team?
Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazy
The NFL season kicks off tonight

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wife
Florida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the game
People at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio station
Make $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop Dogg
The greatest sci-fi movies of all time

Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honor
Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State football
Walgreens has come out with what may be the worst product ever
We break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's wedding
One man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats

Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great response
Goose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutes
What do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?
Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?
The serial butt sniffer is back at it again

What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult?
Things that some women do just like a man
Before you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rules
Women love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons why
According to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes

Wagers are now being placed on Goose's wedding
Goose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draft
Kids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?
Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge event
Goose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding

There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroom
Vin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go well
The strangest laughs from people on the internet
Compact discs are making a comeback
Obetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest

Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival grounds
Due to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfing
Florida has a dicso chicken problem
The mom drama on social media is blowing up over Oreogate
What is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?

Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for Goose
When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?
A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal
A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecast
Kelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer'
How did your kid get in trouble at school already?
We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurant
Senior citizens are really enjoying their weed these days
Tell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answer
Tell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare for
Gen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymore
Thick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood Casino
Darth Vader showed up a city council meeting

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out?
We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I.
We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrow
Tell us which of these things just simply should not exist
What specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts again
A teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a sign
Insults in other countries that are superior to the United States
If you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be?
Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centers
You can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee's
Blitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 something
What high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school?
Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school?
Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourself
Columbia House is closing down the business after over 70 years
The four hosemen of a doomed relationship
Discounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

Things get weird when local news people go off script
Animated videos of rock stars acting out their lyrics
Is Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man?
The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800s
The best states to visit if you are a swinger

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.
Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?
Funny insults that people don't realize are insults
Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's
Tell us who is on your concert bucket list

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?
Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before
There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet
Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale
Goose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish

He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed
Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there
What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?
Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off
If a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?

Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway
A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard
Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?
Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place
The Great Bourbon Affair taste test

Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return
Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something
You have to be careful when you schedule events during football season
Spending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it

That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way
Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?
There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it
A debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at games
You can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually

Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon
Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?
New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top
The best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league
Most unusual baby names of the past year

Goose created quite the smell through our building
Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs
We read a crazy story from weird wide web
A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick
The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends

What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?
Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs
Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse
A theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movie
Strange things people have to do for customers at their job

Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you
A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good
If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun
A judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penalty
Half of all working people have had sex at work

Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have
A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough
You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap
Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?
A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day

That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad
Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today
Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?
What if your penis had its own soundboard?
People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies

Rabid beavers are terrorizing New Yorkers
Tell us where you your lost your kid
The most used men's and women's names in song history
Brides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaids
When you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game

We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pit
Goose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car window
Something you are very good at, but you don't talk about it
Tell us how a moving company screwed up your move
The longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus

Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi Bay
We were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of us
People are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weight
One of the Island Boys was arrested here in Columbus
Tell us how hard you spoil your pet