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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

First Day Of School and A.I. Everything - Blitz Morning 8-20-25
#161
Today at 1:47 PM

Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air
A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis
If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you
Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all
Do you regret having kids?  That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy


Crazy Ozempic Side Effect For Women and Dodging Bullets - Blitz Morning 8-19-25
#160
Yesterday at 2:21 PM

Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women
How did you dodge a bullet in the past?
Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary
We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out
Taste Test Tuesday


Family Secrets At Funerals and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-18-25
#159
Last Monday at 1:55 PM

Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood
A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets
Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it
A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing
A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school


Best $5 Snack Or Food and the Old Dick Twist - Blitz Morning 8-15-25
#158
Last Friday at 2:02 PM

What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist


Terrorizing Your Sibling and Places To Poop - Blitz Morning 8-14-25
#157
Last Thursday at 1:48 PM

Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z


Kelly Wants Her Candy From Sweetwater and Blitz Therapy - Blitz Morning 8-13-25
#156
08/13/2025

Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD


Goose Is Being Outsmarted By A Rat and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-11-25
#155
08/11/2025

Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts


The Big 4 Of 80s Hair Metal and Pocket Pancakes - Blitz Morning 8-8-25
#154
08/08/2025

The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery


Changes To Ohio State Gameday Traditions and Funeral Mishaps - Blitz Morning 8-7-25
#153
08/07/2025

Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life


Childhood Thing You Bought As An Adult and Kids Fight Club - Morning Blitz 8-6-25
#152
08/06/2025

What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking mental health days off from school


Your Level Of Weird and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 8-5-25
#151
08/05/2025

On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested


Goose Needs More Parenting Advice and Work Nicknames - Blitz Morning 8-4-25
#150
08/04/2025

Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted
Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected
The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'
Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with
Gummy thoughts


Being Made Fun Of and Male Birth Control - Blitz Morning 8-1-25
#149
08/01/2025

How were you made fun of as a kid?
A new male birth control pill is about to change the world
A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty
The governor wants to ban prop bets
Don't blow it for everyone


Ding Dong Ditch With Dad and Bathroom Talk - Blitz Morning 7-31-25
#148
07/31/2025

A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad
Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet
What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better?
Kylie Kelce is enjoying a feral child summer and it's so stupid
F my life


Impressing The Opposite Sex and Hilliard Pool Poo - Blitz Morning 7-30-25
#147
07/30/2025

How far did you go to impress the opposite sex?
The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo
Revealing your financial situation on a dating site
New reality show features all virgin contestants
Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body


Funny Ways To Say You Have To Poop and Judging Parents - Blitz Morning 7-29-25
#146
07/29/2025

What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?
Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair
Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop
The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch
Columbus is getting a UFL team


Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 7-28-25
#145
07/28/2025

Tell us the odd way you met your significant other
What it's like talking to every fisherman
Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you
She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar
Gummy thoughts


How Your Kid Ruined Your Day and Time Warp - Blitz Morning 7-24-25
#144
07/24/2025

What did your kid do that just completely ruined your day?
You can't join the mile high club in front of kids
A school has decided a doctor's note will not excuse an absence
Stupid office jargon terms that are red flags
F my life


Today We Celebrate The Life Of Ozzy Osbourne - Blitz Morning 7-23-25
#143
07/23/2025

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away and we celebrate his amazing career
What lie have you been carrying with you for years?
The Mt. Rushmore of musical deaths
Taco Bell wants you to create the best item from all of their ingredients
Gen Z will not greet you in person or on the phone


Goose Needs Parenting Advice On An Issue and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 7-22-25
#142
07/22/2025

Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends
We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies
Some people had no idea what teabagging was
The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two
The Ohio State fair


Songs That Must Be Played Loud and Bad Trips - Blitz Morning 7-21-25
#141
07/21/2025

What song cannot be played at a low level and must be cranked way up?
Tell us about your bizarre trip on shrooms, acid, etc.
Opposites really do attract
Chug hot sauce and then fight people
Gummy thoughts


Caught Cheating At Coldplay and Selling Your Spouse - Blitz Morning 7-18-25
#140
07/18/2025

A rich CEO got caught cheating because of a Coldplay concert kiss cam
How much money would it take for you to give up your spouse?
The enhanced games in Vegas encourage steroid use
The most satisfying places to work as an hourly employee
New foods at the Ohio State Fair


The Angriest Your Parents Ever Got and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 7-17-25
#139
07/17/2025

A listener called in very angry about two things
What was the angriest your parents ever got at you
Following the doctor's advice
Two types of grocery shoppers
We play Name That Tune


Going To Your Ex's Wedding and Kids Being Brutally Honest - Blitz Morning 7-16-25
#138
07/16/2025

Goose's lifelong friend, Scott, joins us in the studio
Would you go to your ex's wedding?
Kids can be brutally honest and there is no limit
Running into a teacher outside of school
Legally dead but still living


Everyone Is Lying On Their Resume and Wow Skills - Blitz Morning 7-15-25
#137
07/15/2025

Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes
What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do?
Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF!
Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City
New dating site for single riders at Disney


Kelly Started A Confrontation At Hamilton and Other Vacation Stories - Blitz Morning 7-14-25
#136
07/14/2025

Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior
Goose went fishing with Thick Rick
Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend
Some really crazy animal stories
Gummy Thoughts


Great American Bands and Men Changing Diapers - Blitz Morning 7-3-25
#135
07/03/2025

The top American bands of all time
Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little
There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper
Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach
Mustaches are trending


Drinking Your Own Urine and A Xylospongium - Blitz Morning 7-2-25
#134
07/02/2025

We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday
Goose had a great moment of kismet
Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?
Questionable parenting decisions
Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife


Crazy Columbus Pool Parties and Swamp Crotch - Blitz Morning 7-1-25
#133
07/01/2025

Why people avoid telling others what their job is
We are half way through 2025, how's it going?
Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus
Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down
Ozzy's greatest songs of all time


Having A 90s Summer and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-30-25
#132
06/30/2025

Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer
How would you rank these super powers?
Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick
Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess


Ready For The Kids To Go Back To School and the Best Name - Blitz Morning 6-26-25
#131
06/26/2025

We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist
A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby
Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities
Never fart in a coworker's face
F my life


Tell Us What You Always Buy Because It's Worth The Money and Fesshole - Blitz Morning 6-25-25
#130
06/25/2025

Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness
We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it
Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago
New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes
Blitz Therapy


What Women Need To Look At To Know A Man's Size - Blitz Morning 6-24-25
#129
06/24/2025

Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.
Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early
The gathering of the Juggalos
The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains
The song timing challenge


That Thing That Gave You Instant Regret and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-23-25
#128
06/23/2025

We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret
A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride
Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it
Those old insult lines that still make you laugh
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess


The Worst Pain You Ever Felt and Fart Darts - Blitz Morning 6-20-25
#127
06/20/2025

We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was
A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts
Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed
A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen
Don't blow it for everyone


Preparing For Your Future Self and the Death Test - Blitz Morning 6-19-25
#126
06/19/2025

Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job
Over preparing to make life easier for your future self
We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long
Attack of the taco festival sign
F my life


Ozempic Has Another Popular Side Effect and Sex Breaks - Blitz Morning 6-18-25
#125
06/18/2025

One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex
Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding
Trusting people is the key to happiness
The most remote place on earth
Hacking the crosswalk signs


People Want Sex Breaks At Work and the Greatest Sayings - Blitz Morning 6-17-25
#124
06/17/2025

Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work
We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are
Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee
The brain is a crazy place to hang out
Stay single and live longer


Strip Club Songs That Kill The Mood and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-16-25
#123
06/16/2025

What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?
Goose shares his gummy thoughts
Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against
Overly complicated movie quotes
Keep your mouth shut at King's Island


Goose Is Angry and You Can't Look Cool Doing BLANK - Blitz Morning 6-13-25
#122
06/13/2025

Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons
Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"
Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it
Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?
Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn