The Morning Blitz

Why people avoid telling others what their job is
We are half way through 2025, how's it going?
Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus
Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down
Ozzy's greatest songs of all time

Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer
How would you rank these super powers?
Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick
Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist
A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby
Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities
Never fart in a coworker's face
F my life

Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness
We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it
Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago
New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes
Blitz Therapy

Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.
Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early
The gathering of the Juggalos
The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains
The song timing challenge

We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret
A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride
Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it
Those old insult lines that still make you laugh
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was
A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts
Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed
A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen
Don't blow it for everyone

Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job
Over preparing to make life easier for your future self
We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long
Attack of the taco festival sign
F my life

One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex
Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding
Trusting people is the key to happiness
The most remote place on earth
Hacking the crosswalk signs

Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work
We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are
Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee
The brain is a crazy place to hang out
Stay single and live longer

What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?
Goose shares his gummy thoughts
Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against
Overly complicated movie quotes
Keep your mouth shut at King's Island

Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons
Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"
Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it
Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?
Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn

A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart
What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex?
Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment?
The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her
F my life

Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why
What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee?
A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk
A public service asking for city potholes to get filled
Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place

Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city
Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it?
The great movie dads of all time
A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America
No barking allowed at the dog park

Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip
Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral
The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day
A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet
Name That Tune

Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods
If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be?
Peeing should last for 21 seconds
How did you decide on the name for your pet?
Taking long family road trips

What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work?
Creating a festival from your favorite movie
Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras
Women should not pee just because
A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach

Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear
The top rock power ballads of all time
We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want
The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio
Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar

Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset
What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor?
Columbus has the first ever waterless water park
What was your major parenting fail?
Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans

What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating?
Not going to school during the last week of school
Goose got mistaken for someone else
Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes
Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown

Where is the strangest place you ever had sex?
We play our version of the Scripps Spelling Bee
Did Metallica rip off the song 'Enter Sandman'?
Weird interactions on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist
Woman claims her boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection

That thing someone did that made you know all you needed to know about them
Kelly vs Goose in Rock N Rumble
There are invisible asteroids headed toward earth
Do you know someone who changes conversations mid sentence?
F my life

What did you have on your bedroom walls when you were a teenager?
The music that 1995 gave us
Breaking up and still living together
A1 Steak sauce
Family Feud

If you were suddenly single, would you have game?
Some signs are pointing to the end of the world
F around and find out
King Charles, the alpha dog
Gummy thoughts

A popular TikTokker makes cooter muffins for her husband
What is the greatest opening scene in a movie?
An Uber driver makes your drive a little more entertaining
The weirdest place a pregnant woman's water broke
Don't blow it for everyone

Were you one of the cool kids in school and how have things worked out?
Ohio State has the most toxic fan base in America
How you eat your popcorn
If someone borrowed your body, what would you have to warn them about?
F my life

A new bacteria has been discovered on the Chinese space station
The best place to surviva a zombie apocalypse is an NFL stadium
Do you have a deal with your spouse?
We play Match Game for tickets to see Staind and Breaking Benjamin
A listener isn't sure how she feels about her guy wearing a thong

Can you name the restaurant based on their signature sandwich?
The three most important movies from the 90s
What was your irrational childhood fear?
Someone is out there impersonating Thick Rick
What is a work crime that happens regularly at your place of business?

We go back to childhood for a spoonful of dry Nesquik
The craziest or most elaborate thing you saw at a wedding or baby shower
Kelly and Goose go at it in a game of Think Fast
The classic toilet seat debate
Name a childhood rule you still follow as an adult

Tiny Texie is the shortest exotic dancer in the world and stops by our studio
Goose is wondering if he is the A-hole for something and we let him know
What is something you tried once and never will again?
The big BBQ quiz
Fesshole

Rock N Rumble between Kelly and Goose
What brand are you absolutely loyal to?
Goose's dumb debate with his fiance
The baseball pooping bat dog
The best wing sauce in central Ohio

An AI interview goes off the rails as the AI goes 'goblin mode'
Who has a super cheap significant other?
Birds are exploding over power lines in California
Three little words that will make a man more attractive to women
What is the optimal number of beers to drink?

We play a brand new game called Walmart: Yes or No
Goose has big news to share with everyone
Eating a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane
You expected some alone time but your significant other was home early
A guy stole food he was alergic to and ate it and now he wants paid

We have some great stories from the long Sonic Temple weekend
When you are drunk at night or hungover in the morning, what is your go to food?
What would you do if your friend got your full name tattooed around their wrist?
The Amazon driver dropped a deuce on the porch and left the wipe in a planter
Have you never broken a bone?

Day 1 drama and insanity from Sonic Temple
Where should Metallica go in Columbus on their day off?
Tell us the big life change you made and why
Brand new Three Days Grace
Egg cracking law suit

Sonic Temple is here and we must cover the rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing
What was that "hook up ick" that you experienced?
Tell us that moment of pettiness that you just could not resist
Foreigners tell us the things they actually like about America
A.I. bringing people back from the dead

Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you?
Why are adults always....?
Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats
Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe
What do you wish you had done sooner in life?

What happened that time you got way too high?
What is the ultimate fast food restaurant?
The sperm race that you actually watched was not real
FAFO parenting trend
Peacocks are getting vasectomies

Family Destinations named York Steakhouse best in the country, so we went to dinner
We play Name That Tune for the first time
Thick Rick has been challenged and he might have to admit his break dance name
Gummy thoughts
Tell us what your kid did wrong and we will decide the monetary fine