Evening Zoo in the Country

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   We dive into the funniest commuter stories about the wild human behavior we all experience in public spaces. From backpack assassins invading personal space to armrest warlords, loud phone talkers, surprise snuggle strangers, and chaotic door dances, the rants are sarcastic, silly, and packed with relatable rage because nothing bonds us quite like shared commuting chaos.

IN THIS EPISODE:   I, your tragically untalented author, beg you NOT to waste your money on my garbage novel! Packed with spoilers, regret stories, and me crying over one-star reviews. If you love terrible advice and watching dreams die in real time… you’re in the right place. Don’t buy it… or do, I dare ya!" 

The Evening Zoo in the Country | Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   The Optimistic Pessimist is the show that finds the bright side of situations that clearly have none. We take your worst days, broken plans, and fading hope and spin them into something almost positive. If you can’t fix it, you might as well laugh.  

IN THIS EPISODE … It's where one man yells at tongue twisters until his mouth gives up and his brain files for divorce.  Peter Piper? Scammer … Woodchucks? Union-busting lumberjacks … Flying fish is now a Deep-fried airline food.  

The Evening Zoo in the Country | Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   

The Evening Zoo in the Country | Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

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IN THIS EPISODE:   We value your feedback. Or so they say. This show breaks down the surveys, five-star traps, and follow-up emails that collect your opinion and then completely ignore it. Short, sarcastic takes on the feedback nobody actually reads.

IN THIS EPISODE:   It's the show where my toaster ghosts me, my GPS roasts my life choices, and I fight back with duct tape, toxic ex energy, and the dumbest hacks on Earth. Every week automation tries to ruin my life and I ruin it right back. Pure glorious catastrophe. Subscribe… or the machines win.

The Evening Zoo in the Country | Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

The Evening Zoo in the Country
Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE … lullabies get roasted, stars take the middle finger, and quiet rage simmers until dawn and we’re punching teddy bears, flipping off the universe, and turning bedtime classics into full-on tantrums because peaceful dreams are overrated.  

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   Official world records nobody asked for. Forty-two feet of fingernails. Ninety-six spoons. Five thousand rubber ducks. A cat is louder than your roommate's. Guinness measured it. We make fun of it.

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE … I'll scream unqualified life advice in ALL CAPS.  We've got Heartbreak, Existential dread, Bad decisions and we embrace it all.  No filter … No sleep … Just vibes, static, and speedos that don't fit level of chaos.  Tune in because sanity already left the chat and my invisible, unpredictable Co-Host ... Ed  needs you. 

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:  We open the CIA’s latest data dumps so you don’t have to. Heavily redacted files, bad analysis, forced conspiracies, and way too many memos about office supplies. The truth is out there… it’s just blacked out. 

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   We dissect the total disaster of self-checkout retail. From coupon sirens and bagging area panics to card readers shrieking at maximum volume, we’re covering every absurd way automated convenience fails us. Reality Check Radio: suffering through modern life so you don't have to.

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   Tune in to inventions gone wrong — the hilarious radio show where we roast the dumbest ideas humanity ever paid for! From exploding phones to baby cages hanging out windows.  It's Real inventions fails with Zero mercy!  

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:  Tune in to the evening show for a relentless pursuit of the unimportant. We cover the aggressively average news that no one else bores you with, from mid-level condiment crises to the mundane mysteries of everyday life. It is the most adequate radio you will ever hear. 

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE ... We teach you how to avoid life's problems, so if it goes wrong, you can use the excuse ... the radio made you do it.  So get ready to light a candle, open 47 tabs you'll never read, stress-clean one spoon, and convince yourself that if you ignore the problem long enough, it’ll solve itself—like magic, but with more denial.

The Evening Zoo in the Country
Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE … it's the show that’s like your mom with a tracking app and a sixth sense for drama. You can change your name, delete your socials, even fake your own Wi-Fi outage — but we’ll still find you!   We’re serving up juicy stories, questionable decisions, and the kind of truth that runs faster than you do on taco night. So stretch those legs, buttercup — it’s about to get hilariously uncomfortable!

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   It's everyday things that worked perfectly… until someone decided to “fix” them. From ruined doorbells and failed Windows updates to smart TVs that die early and “upgraded” appliances that only add drama — pure sarcastic, silly humor on all the bad improvements that made life worse.

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE … it's where we roast therapy sessions, unpack sock drawer dramas, and affirm your inner unicorn. Because who needs sanity when you've got sarcasm? Laugh your issues away!

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE ... One mic, zero friends, unlimited complaints—it's the show where my toaster is a villain, my wi-fi is a traitor, and self-checkout machines think I’m a banana thief.  You’re stuck with me, population: regret, and the only prize is surviving my voice without throwing your radio out the window. 

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE:   You sit down for a minute. That was the plan. Then somebody said while you’re here, and one errand turned into the milk, the form, the other thing, and a part that doesn’t belong to anything you own.

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE ... Dating red flags are like neon signs that scream "run!" … like the guy who’s still obsessed with his mom or the girl who insists she’s "just friends" with her ex but posts selfies together.  Tune in for the warning signs you should’ve spotted way earlier. Trust me, it’s a mess, but I can save you if you listen … or not … we really don't care!

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE …  It's a  fast-paced, sarcastic radio show powered by riffs on music, life, and listener complaints with silly humor, goofy energy, and sharp wit. Expect chaotic monologues, questionable music choices, self-aware jokes, and zero silence—because radio should never behave and now the comment section for the Zoo comes to life.

The Evening Zoo in the Country

Serving small to mid-size radio markets since 2015 | Terrestrial broadcasting since 1993.

IN THIS EPISODE ... We're diving into the delightful chaos of “Did they really just say that?” We’ll dissect the moment your joke took a nosedive and plummeted off the metaphorical cliff. If you’re feeling that familiar twinge of offense creeping in, congratulations! You’re officially human and have emotions.