Who Is My Doctor?!

Remember everyone, we use diplomacy and tact. Charm, if necessary. Passion fights, but reason--wait, what did that guy say?! LET ME AT 'IM!

Look at these dumpy little robots with their silly little faces and their army of... BEES?! No, not the bees! NOT THE BEEEEEEES!

We've got puddle troubles, a nervous Dalek, and a girl that's also a jukebox hero. It's time to watch The Pilot (not the pilot)!

These Cybermen keep claiming to delete all emotions, so where do they get all of this sass from?

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin?

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out!

We take a journey to a land down under, where everyone's ADR'd and the dogs explode.

Cover Art by Travis Akin

So when do these alien soda makers break Batman's back?

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd?

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again!

By the irritable bowel of the sky demon! We head back to the classic series to see Douglas Adams' first contribution to the show and a robot dog spin around real fast.

What if the Time Traveler's wife was also a time traveler? And what if she accidentally became the best character?

So when does Alex come out and give us the task? Is it to pin the Taskmaster's head to his robot body?

After losing a friend, being tortured for years, and finding all of your most toxic family members, the best thing you can do is Soup.

Is that a torture castle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Face the raven, taste the raven!

Exit Light, Enter.... mites? Like dust mites? That turn into big monsters because you're not sleeping right? ........Off to Never Never Land!

Everybody get in big circle, it's time to play a game of Zip-Zap-Zygon!

A girl is no one. I mean, a girl is Me. Me is no one? No one is me? It's a-me, Liono?

You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, and a wheat thin in your forehead keeps all the diseases away, too!

Fkn ghost magnets?! How do they work?!

Would a Kitty Cat Dalek have nine lives or take nine lives?

Against the advice of professionals, we do some forbidden Tumblr archaeology, where we dig up peacoats, discuss a murder hobbyist, and finally distill Benedict Cumberbatch's name to its purest essence.

It's time to talk about ancient aliens, deadly hugs, and just how big fire should be.

It's that special time of year when Cassie gets to take us on a trip down her memory lane. Full of math magic, excessive jacuzzi time, and we learn there's only one thing better than a motorcycle.

Last Christmas, I had a bad dream: there was a crab on my face, and it made me scream. This year, Santa is here, and he brought a parade of slinkies?

Heaven is a bowling ball, everyone's dead grandpa is a killer robot, and the Doctor gets a big ol' wet kiss.

It's like The Happening but the opposite and Cassie does a Bjork. Look, that's what happens, I don't know what you want from me.

Cassie and Zach discuss flat people (not like that) and what they would do if they had time travel (yes, like that).

What other monsters can we mash up with Agatha Christie? Dracula on the Nile? Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Marple? Five Little Invisible Men?!

Moon's haunted.

Today Cassie gets a quiz on Pokémon and in exchange she gives us a hat-based lesson in morality.

Somebody's hubris was really working overtime when they named this one "Time Heist" because someone is definitely feeling robbed, and it isn't the space bank with hallway-sized vents.

Today we present a new term for the council to consider accepting: Glass-Sharking. But the only way to find out what that means is to... Listen!

Robin Hood and Doctor Who walkin' through the forest, fighting like some kids and also dueling with a spoon, uh... something something Who-De-Lolly, Who-De-Lolly, golly what a pod.

Honey, we shrunk the Doctor and then stuck him up a Dalek's butt. You know, for science!

It's nice when Doctor Who can go back in time to examine classic rivalries, like Scottish Spacemen fighting French Robots or Dinosaurs fighting fire.

Today we take a very strange detour to discuss cinematic parallels, a sitcom about bear-men, and a rat the size of a bicycle. The question is... could this be Cassie's new favorite Star Wars movie?

So the Doctor comes into Christmas Town and positions himself as its figurehead and gives the children gifts. How many more steps until Tim Burton gets to sue? Either way, stick around to the end of this episode for a little... surprise.

Who would've thought mixing Walder Frey, Logan Roy, and the JFK assassination would make something so sweet and sincere?