Experimental History
1) Find what's true and make it useful. 2) Publish every other Tuesday. 3) Photo cred: my dad.
Fake it 'til you make it (and then keep faking it)
Links 'n' updates
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/fake-it-til-you-make-it-and-then
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Claude, don't touch my lump
OR: the secret key to permanent happiness
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/claude-dont-touch-my-lump
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The Strangest Idea in the World
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There is no epidemic of loneliness, but there is an epidemic of scurvy
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/there-is-no-epidemic-of-loneliness
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I like 'em thick
OR: an apology to my English teachers
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/i-like-em-thick
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Incentives are for losers
OR: you must look at this fish and go insane
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/incentives-are-for-losers
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners
yeehaw
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/blog-jamboree-2026-the-winners
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
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The Decline of Deviance 2
2 Decline, 2 Deviance
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-decline-of-deviance-2
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Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh
..."was having a stroke while doing a poo"
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-most-wonderful-thing-that-happened
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/
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Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos
OR: the Great Switcheroo
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/stop-eating-lady-gagas-oreos
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!
OR: crock pots and lightning bolts
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/shame-them-shun-them-ban-them-beat
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.
OR: the Halo theory of science
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/nothing-ever-dies-it-merely-becomes
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Infinite midwit
OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/infinite-midwit
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The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-one-science-reform-we-can-all
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Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
I swear the UFO is coming any minute
Links 'n' updates
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/i-swear-the-ufo-is-coming-any-minute
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad.
Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II
OR: why you should sell onions on the internet
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/underrated-ways-to-change-the-world-b64
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Text is king
Read on, queen
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/text-is-king
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Experimental History just turned four, so here are last year’s most-viewed posts:
The Decline of DevianceFace It: You’re a Crazy Person28 Slightly Rude Notes on WritingBag of Words, Have Mercy on UsNew Paradigm for Psychology Just DroppedHow to Be Less Awkward
a three-part treatment for a near-universal affliction
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/how-to-be-less-awkward
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
So you wanna de-bog yourself (repost)
I'm off this week for the holidays, so here's a post I return to at the start of every new year. See you in 2026!
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/so-you-wanna-de-bog-yourself
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
The drug that taught me how much I should suffer
OR: grindset and bedrot
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-drug-that-taught-me-how-much
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Secrets of the ancient memelords
OR: pedants 'n' pinheads
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/secrets-of-the-ancient-memelords
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
You say potato, I say leprosy
Links 'n' updates for Fall 2025
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/you-say-potato-i-say-leprosy
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/you-say-potato-i-say-leprosy
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
The Decline of Deviance
Where has all the weirdness gone?
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-decline-of-deviance
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photographs by my dad
Thank you for being annoying
OR: whack 'em if you got 'em
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/thank-you-for-being-annoying
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Blog Extravaganza 2025: the winners
yeehaw
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/blog-extravaganza-2025-the-winners
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Use this magic bullet to shoot yourself in the foot
OR: Borg vibes
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/use-this-magic-bullet-to-shoot-yourself
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Bag of words, have mercy on us
OR: Claude, will you go to prom with me?
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/bag-of-words-have-mercy-on-us
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Do conversations end when people want them to?
N = 1172
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/do-conversations-end-when-people
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Revenge of the Blockheads
Links 'n' updates for Summer 2025
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/revenge-of-the-blockheads
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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Face it: you're a crazy person
OR: why your brain needs a boxcutter
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/face-it-youre-a-crazy-person
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Three Dumb Studies for your consideration
OR: sugar daddy salt bae
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/three-dumb-studies-for-your-consideration
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The Second Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree
OR: the DIY Renaissance
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-second-annual-blog-post-competition
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
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New paradigm for psychology just dropped
OR: the ideas your mother warned you about
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/new-paradigm-for-psychology-just
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28 slightly rude notes on writing
OR: catapulting myself into a pit of tarantulas
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/28-slightly-rude-notes-on-writing
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Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
The Bluetooth Test and other keyholes to the soul
itty bitty ways to be better
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-bluetooth-test-and-other-keyholes
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Be myself? I'd rather die
OR: "Son of sheeple"
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/be-myself-id-rather-die
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
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Hey would you mind killing that patient for me thnx
Links 'n' updates
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/hey-would-you-mind-killing-that-patient
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Funding science is actually a badass thing to do
OR: the Three Sirens of Entropy
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/funding-science-is-actually-a-badass
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
How to feel bad and be wrong
OR: Rickets, please!
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/how-to-feel-bad-and-be-wrong
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad
Two stupid facts that rule the world
OR: The devil is here and he's making some good points
Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/two-stupid-facts-that-rule-the-world
All posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/
Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad