Candy 95 - Morning Candy Meltdown

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We’re taking four hours of Morning Candy and melting it down into an hour and change, available in your podcast feed whenever you want it.From entertainment news, odd foods and just what's going on in our lives, Ted and Mikaylee are up and at 'em every morning - and now on demand.

Tuesday, March 3rd 2026
Today at 5:44 PM

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
Something new that Ted is gonna be talking about for the next few months - Body20!Ella Langley wants to be in a horror movie, with one big stipulationTaste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Peanut Butter Cinnamon Roll, Cherry Chocolate Cupcake and Lemon Meringue Pie flavored M&M’s (provided by our Snack Concierge Corey Maxx) with Caitlin Curbello and Lizzie West from Bryan Broadcasting PublicationsHBO Max and Paramount+ are merging...maybeWe play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Ka...


Monday, March 2nd 2026
Yesterday at 8:14 PM

Coming up on the Monday show...
After YEARS of looking, Ted finally found a good fish fryYou should let your kids play in salt!Did Jim Carrey get...replaced??It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillRemember ranch ice cream from a few years ago? Well now you can get a ranch MILKSHAKE!Shia LaBeouf just keeps on digging that hole that he's inWe play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!
It is Monday, March 2nd.
Thank...


Friday, February 27th 2026
Last Friday at 4:42 PM

Coming up on the Friday show...
Playing Singo at Thirsty ThursdayBurger King came up with a very creative, totally unique idea to keep your Whopper from getting squished that no one has ever done beforeIn the Playlist Playoff this week - In honor of today being Anosmia Awareness Day, a day to spread awareness about the loss of the sense of smell, what is a song that mentions smells good or badWould you eat Dr. Pepper sausage?What is the most annoying thing someone can do while in the car with you?We play Which! Are! There! More of...


Thursday, February 26th 2026
Last Thursday at 4:30 PM

Coming up on the Thursday show...
Ted's upcoming very-busy weekend just became free and clearSmiling Friends is overWhat is something normal that you now refuse to buy becasue it's gotten too expensive?In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who says that her boyfriend ruined the Winter Olympics for herWhat is "ghostlighting" and are you already experiencing it?We play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin County Fairgrounds in Belleville, TXTheresa Mangapora from the Brazos Valley Food Bank stops in for Nonprofit Narrative t...


Wednesday, February 25th 2026
Last Wednesday at 4:58 PM

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
Can we PLEASE not make "eating plastic wrap" the next thing?The biggest burger from McDonald's is coming to the United Stated for the first time!It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched the final episodes of His & Hers on Netflix and was unfortunately right about the twist on twist on twist endingFans think Selena Gomez should divorce Benny Blanco because...his feet are dirty?How often should you replace your underwear?We play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at t...


Tuesday, February 24th 2026
02/24/2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
Ted's back from Chattanooga!There's something new to help you follow along with your audiobooks...but it's gonna COST YOU!Taste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying French Onion Dip Cheez-Its courtesy of our Snack Concierge Corey MaxxVogue has declared that 2026 is the Year of the CrackWe play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin County Fairgrounds in Belleville, TXKatrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society stops in to talk about Purrfect Pageant, their Community Pet Food Pantry this M...


Thursday, February 19th 2026
02/19/2026

Coming up on the Thursday show...
Whether or not to get insurance for the rental carWhat is the correct order for doing things in the shower?In Sweet or Sour today, there's a person who uses their grandma's china as their everyday dishes instead of waiting for the "special occasion"We play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin County Fairgrounds in Belleville, TXLizett Hawkins and Maggie Montoya Gray from United Way of the Brazos Valley stop in for Nonprofit Narrative to talk about 211 and t...


Wednesday, February 18th 2026
02/18/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
What is a thing that is SO MINISCULE that you can't complain about it?Getting called out for having a unique nameDo you and your partner have a bedtime gap?It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted has been watching His & Hers on Netflix and the Olympics on Peacock while his wife finished Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model on NetflixWe play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin County Fairgrounds in Belleville, TXGracie Lopez, an alumni of NPT N...


Tuesday, February 17th 2026
02/17/2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
A real-life puzzle trying to reassemble a coffee machineWould you rather look dumb and be smart or look smart and be dumb?Taste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Pigs in a Blanket Flavored Potato Chips from KrogerComplaining about TxDOT is one thing, but at least they're not stealing asphalt!Meta has just been granted a patent for a new AI feature that will keep you on Facebook FOREVER!We play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin C...


Monday, February 16th 2026
02/16/2026

Coming up on the Monday show...
Getting food poisoning on Valentine's DayImagine getting dumped right before Valentine's Day...by the partner that you CREATED!Obama has confirmed that aliens are real...kind ofIt's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillWhat is the point of having QR codes on things that you have to scan while you're driving?We play Which! Are! There! More of! to win a pair of tickets see to Ella Langley on May 1st at the Austin County Fairgrounds in Belleville, TXIf you were excited to have a J...


Friday, February 13th 2026
02/13/2026

Coming up on the Friday the 13th show...
Seeing a black cat in the parking lotHow you can still save Valentine's Day if you haven't made any plans yetDon't get stranded after buying a giant TV - know how much space you have first!Ted ruins his Friday by accidentally looking up furry suits on eBayIn the Playlist Playoff this week - You’ve made a Valentine’s Day playlist for that special someone to let them know exactly how you feel about them…but for some reason the worthless AI DJ on Spotify only added songs that are the OP...


Thursday, February 12th 2026
02/12/2026

Coming up on the Thursday show...
An update on El Paso and this annoying outage with BTUHow much will Valentine's Day cost this year?Ella Langley has got the rocket strapped to her backIn Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who's husband forgot her birthday and wasn't reminded until he saw people telling her "Happy Birthday!" on FacebookLife has gotta be great for Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold...except for the JOCK TAX!Candy's Couple's Conundrum is back for another year and it's presented by Brazos Valley Speed Dating, your local shortcut to real connections! Playing...


Wednesday, February 11th 2026
02/11/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
The USA's Gold Medal Curling Match getting BUMPED from USAA giant Stranger Things memorabilia collectionFarting in your underwear can now give you gut health dataIt's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched the first episode of His & Hers on Netflix and we need MORE limited seriesCandy's Couple's Conundrum is back for another year and it's presented by Brazos Valley Speed Dating, your local shortcut to real connections! Playing today we've got Esteban and Ovidia!Jared Schaller from Moody Gardens stops by to talk about what they've got going on for Spring Break...


Tuesday, February 10th 2026
02/10/2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
Getting CAUGHT red-handed at CostcoImagine watching football and wishing that people would hit each other HARDER - Australia's new sport made it a reality!What is your comfort TV show?Taste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Baby Star Crunch Ramen Snack Original Soy Sauce Flavor from Five Below!What are some things from the '90s that sucked?Candy's Couple's Conundrum is back for another year and it's presented by Brazos Valley Speed Dating, your local shortcut to real connections! Playing today we've got Kelsey and Joseph - will...


Monday, February 9th 2026
02/09/2026

Coming up on the Monday show...
Ted's cat George has gotten too curious for his own goodHighlights from everything surrounding the Super Bowl - the game, the commercials, the half-time show with Bad Bunny, the OTHER "half-time show" with Kid Rock and more!How much food do you have on the floor of your car right now?It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillAfter tearing her ACL and still competing at the Olympics, Lindsey Vonn BROKE HER LEG!Candy's Couple's Conundrum is back for another year and it's presented by <...


Friday, February 6th 2025
02/06/2026

Coming up on the Frozen Yogurt Day show...
An update on Ted's auditionHow much are Olympic medals worth?Elon Musk is sad so we break out the world's smallest violinIn the Playlist Playoff this week - What is the best song about sports?Millenials, at their core, are cringe - so choosing to buy themselves gifts for Valentine's Day is not surprisingWe play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Some dude in Florida is scooping up frozen iguanas and using their meat for pizza?
It is...


Thursday, February 5th 2026
02/05/2026

Coming up on the National Fart Day show...
Ted has an audition today?Would you eat the 20-inch hot dog from IKEA?In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who's boyfriend keeps telling her she “can’t take a joke” and she's starting to doubt herselfA health rant on what's going on at Texas A&M from Brittany BroskiWhere are the CHEAPEST places to buy groceries?We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Fatima Burgueño from Boys & Girls Club of the Brazos Valley stops in for...


Wednesday, February 4th 2026
02/04/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
A healthy rant on the latest AI art trendWhat are some ettiquette tips that more people should know?Technology is a circleIt's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched Avatar: Fire and Ash, 28 Years Later AND 28 Years Later: The Bone Templeand all of them were fantasticGUYS - you should be keeping notes on your partnerAs it turns out, the indigenous people who owned the land under Billie Eilish's mansion want a shoutout!We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Cheaper chicken...


Tuesday, February 3rd 2026
02/03/2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
Ted's big day that included two movies, one book and calling his momMcNuggets and caviar - yay or nay?Post Malone and Jelly Roll are scared of playing Kyle FieldTaste Test Tuesday is back and we're continuing on from last week as we try Parmesan Garlic and Spicy Buffalo with Ranch Chicken Wing Flavored Ramen NoodlesDo you know who Bad Bunny is?? 40% of people DO NOT!!We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society stops...


Monday, February 2nd 2026
02/02/2026

Coming up on the Groundhog Day show...
Sales of NHL tickets are up thanks to Heated RivalryShould your restaurant server be expected to cut your burger?It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillThe GRAMMYs were last night - what was going on with Cher?We play the Co-Ed Clash for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest in Bryan!Amtrak's Trak Suit is the next irresponsible purchase you've gotta make!
It is Monday, February 2nd.
Thank you for waking up with us.


Friday, January 30th 2026
01/30/2026

Coming up on the Friday show...
Candy 95 made our return to La Bodega!Tricks that you should try with your car in cold weather...and ones that you should NOTIs a "Josh" a "male-Karen?"In the Playlist Playoff this week - we recently talked about Older Brother Core and you’ve heard of Divorced Dad Rock, so let’s focus on another member of the family: Your mom. There’s been an uptick in playlists and TikToks devoted to Cigarette Mom Rock - gritty, mostly female alt rock from the '90s or 2000s. What is the best Cigarette Mom Ro...


Thursday, January 29th 2026
01/29/2026

Coming up on the Thursday show...
Good news, you might not get fired...because it's going to cost too much to replace you!People on TikTok are throwing all of their ideas at the wall to try and be the next Dr. Pepper jingleIn Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who is refusing to help my husband with bathtime for their 4 month old sonThere's someone in Austin trying to reinvent the grocery storeWe play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQTheresa Mangapora from the Brazos Valley Food Bank st...


Wednesday, January 28th 2026
01/28/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
A recap on Ted's trip to Balanced FoodsEating nothing but Wendy's chili for a MONTHThose chalky little Sweethearts candies are adding some new phrases for "love in this economy"It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted watched One Battle After Another and it was really good...just not great; his wife, however, has been marathoning The Secret Lives of Mormon WivesIs life TOO easy for you? Try out friction-maxxingWe play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQWhat is a commercial jingle you have stuck in...


Tuesday, January 27th 2026
01/27/2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show...
Something that we (thankfully) don't have to deal with in TexasDon't ask ChatGPT for advice on your STDsTaste Test Tuesday is back and we're trying Lemon Pepper Chicken Wing flavored Ramen NoodlesKanye West is supposedly sorry for his (most recent) transgressionsWe play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQKatrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society checks in to talk about the cold weather as well as their upcoming FREE microchip clinic next Thursday, February 5th! Find out more info at AggielandHumane.org!


Monday, January 26th 2026
01/26/2026

Coming up on the Monday show...
A eulogy for Ted's ice scraperWhy yopu should NOT reply "STOP" to unwanted textsIt's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillThere's a meteorologist in Oklahoma City who asked people for their measurements...of SNOW!We play ICED OUT for your chance to win a $50 gift card to Cooper’s Old Time Pit BBQParis Hilton has teamed up with AOC and is using her platform to make sure no one else suffers what she went through
It is Monday, January 26th.
Thank you for wa...


Friday, January 23rd 2026
01/23/2026

Coming up on the Friday show...
We had a BIG food day at the Candy 95 studiosIt might be cold this weekend but at least we don't have to worry about exploding trees!PETA has come up with another bad idea to try and get rid of Punxsutawney PhilImagine getting mad at He-Man...for having pronouns...In the Playlist Playoff this week - It’s gonna be cold this weekend, so to keep our body heat up, what is the best song with something warm in the title?Sinners was nominated for 16 OSCARSSiri is basically useless nowWe play eBay Price is...


Thursday, January 22nd 2026
01/22/2026

Coming up on the Thursday show...
Ted went to see Choir of Man with OPAS, only to come home and have his cat Carmy poop all over the placeJust in case you thought it would be a good idea, you shouldn't turn your heat off to save money!The new Dr. Pepper jingle from someone on TikTok2026 is the year of whimsy!In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman that wants her boyfriend's mom to stop coming over whenever she wantsChief Meteorologist of KBTX, Max Crawford, joins the show to talk about the inclement weather we're gonna be...


Wednesday, January 21st 2026
01/21/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
A great time was had at Aiden Ross Day...until Ted got locked out of the buildingTexas is NOT one of the worst states to drive in, surprisinglyDo you let your kids swear?It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Marcello Hernandez' new special on Netflix titled American Boy, as well as a bunch of slop on PlutoKenan and Kel are back together and they're going to meet Frankenstein!We play eBay Price is Right for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest!David Nuño...


Tuesday, January 20th 2026
01/20/2026

Coming up on the National Disc Jockey Day (and Aiden Ross Day) show...
Local chains not taking part in national promotionsDo you have a reliable gas station that you go to?If you're a parent, have been "desensitized" to gross things?Taste Test Tuesday is back and so is Ryan as we try Takis Churro Charge!What are some normal adult tasks that seem "fake" to you?We play eBay Price is Right for your chance to win $50 in store credit to BCS Pawn on Briarcrest!Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society stops in to talk about the cold...


Monday, January 19th 2026
01/19/2026

Coming up on the MLK Day show...
Eating at Chicken Oil for the first time and making new picks for the NFL Playoffs As it turns out, Ryan Star was right all alongAre parents today too soft on their kids?It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillAiden Ross Day is coming up evening at 6PM - get more info here!What pizza toppings should you be eating that aren't going to give you cancer?Netflix is making directors create movies for dumb peopleWe play eBay Price is Right f...


Friday, January 16th 2026
01/16/2026

Coming up on the National Nothing Day show...
Ted was hearing things last night as he tried to sleepWould you eat an anchovy donut?In the Playlist Playoff this week - In addition to 2016 being all over everyone’s feeds the last few days, there’s something else gaining traction on TikTok from another time period - the 2000’s. The name of the trend is “older brother core”. What is the best song that you learned about from your older sibling?You should be doing Admin Nights with your friendsWhat is the most traumatizing moment in a Disney movie?We play De...


Thursday, January 15th 2026
01/15/2026

Coming up on the Thursday show...
Ted's wife's birthday was yesterday - did her gift show up on time??Do you want people to stop interrupting you? Take this trick from the FBI!In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman that was trying to teach her baby cousin not to bite and now her friends are upset at her for how she handled itMatthew McConaughey has trademarked "Alright, Alright, Alright" and speficially the WAY he says itDon't try to poop your pants as a way of getting out of being arrested...it won't workWe play Dead Guy in...


Wednesday, January 14th 2026
01/14/2026

Coming up on the National Dress Up Your Pet Day show...
Something that is gonna forever change the game of eating french fries It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched Zootopia on Disney+ after not wanting to for 10 years because of furries; Ted also had a solo watch of Bugonia which you NEED to check out on PeacockThe best way to pick the best orange is to...check its booty hole?We play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to win tickets to see Choir of Man, presented by OPAS, at the Rudder Auditorium!


Tuesday, January 13th 2026
01/13/2026

Coming up on the National Rubber Ducky Day show...
Looking at the teams left in the NFL PlayoffsHave you ever been told that you look like a celebrity? Here's hoping you're not their CHOPPELGANGERImagine if you could scroll on TikTok while driving...just by honking your horn!Taste Test Tuesday is back as Caitlin Curbello from Brazos Life joins the show to try Red Velvet Resse’s Cups ahead of Valentine's Day!What is something you hope your phone will be able to do within the next 10 years?We play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to wi...


Monday, January 12th 2026
01/12/2026

Coming up on the Monday show...
Ted's cats are pooping on the floor againJust in case you may have thought this was a good idea...you should NOT put a leech into your urethraPlugging your ears doesn't make you any less guiltyIt's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillThe app you NEED to download if you're looking to score some deals on food2016 is trendyWe play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to win tickets to see Choir of Man, presented by OPAS, at the Rudder Auditorium! Get...


Friday, January 9th 2026
01/09/2026

Coming up on the Quitter's Day show...
What hobbies attract the kindest people?We've all watched at least a little bit of a fireplace video (or something like it)...but the original has made some serious moneyIn the Playlist Playoff this week - In honor of today being Richard Nixon’s birthday, what is the best song about getting caught doing something bad?2026 is all about doing things analogIf you feel like giving up on your resolutions - make punch cards for yourself!
It is Friday, January 9th.
Thank you for waking up with us.


Thursday, January 8th 2026
01/08/2026

Coming up on the World Typing Day show...
Walking through big stores is funStranger Things did NOT drop a new, secret episode last nightIn our first Sweet or Sour of 2026, there's a woman that is getting increasingly tired of her husband's use of "the big light"Did you buy the Pizza & Ranch candle from Bath & Body Works?What is a reboot, anyway?Madison Little from the Boys & Girls Club of the Brazos Valley stops in for Nonprofit Narrative to talk about their ongoing basketball league and how you can help out, as well as their Legends & Lettermen Golf Tournament...


Wednesday, January 7th 2026
01/07/2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show...
In addition to all of his other jobs and duties, Ted is now a debate moderator?One of the actors from Stranger Things thinks that one character ACTUALLY DIED!It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted and his wife watched all of It: Welcome to Derry on HBO Max and it was SO goodWhat is the worst pain you've ever been in?David Nuño from TexAgs Live stops by for OMGCFB as we make our predictions for the Semifinals of the College Football Playoffs!
It is Wednesday, January 7th.
Thank you f...


Tuesday, January 6th 2025
01/06/2026

Coming up on the National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day show...
Baked pasta with no noodles and an update on Ted's resolution from yesterdayHow old is the oldest twinkie?Is Conformity Gate real??Taste Test Tuesday is back as Ryan Star joins the show to try Hagelslag from The Netherlands!The Winter Olympics (aka the BETTER Olympics) are coming back soonWhen's the last time you've seen you're kid do something in a way that you do it and thought "Oh my god, it's genetic"?Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society stops in to talk about the new Brazos...


Monday, January 5th 2026
01/05/2026

Coming up on the Monday show...
Good news to start the beginning of Season 5 of Morning CandyJobs that pay well but not too many people realize itHow you can get five GALLONS of popcorn for five bucksIt's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema GrillWhat are your predictions and resolutions for 2026?Someone in Illinois who had some HOT New Year's Eve plans 
It is Monday, January 5th.
Thank you for waking up with us.