The Inspired Unemployed

Every guy thinks they’d be great in an emergency. Falcs is happy to admit he absolutely would not be.

After being taken down by a bull ant (and failing to live up to Sarah’s expectations of bravery) the boys get into why men are so convinced they’d be heroes in a crisis. And, naturally, why every bloke thinks they could win a point against Federer. 

Then we hear your stories of the worst places you’ve ever woken up, which brings back some questionable memories for Jack and Falcs.

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We asked you for the worst possible times you’ve ever run into an ex - and you absolutely delivered. From painfully awkward to situations straight out of a nightmare, we hear the run-ins that would make anyone consider moving cities.

Then, Elouise Eftos (Australia’s first attractive comedian) joins the boys to give them a much-needed lesson in sex from a woman’s perspective. Female orgasms, sex drive, the positions women actually like and the things men think they’re doing right in bed. 

And in the DMs: the boys reveal how they first met their...

Falcon has discovered there’s serious money in children’s entertainment and, naturally, his first thought is to exploit that into a new business venture.

Freshly an uncle and horrified by how catchy kids’ songs are, he’s decided to go head-to-head with The Wiggles by creating his own baby song. Unfortunately, he’s created something deeply disturbing. Apologies to your ears in advance.

The boys then get real about overseas romances, before hearing from a listener whose holiday love story went south. 

In the DMs: the boys give career advice they’re arguably unqu...

Dom is back in the booth!

This time, Dommy’s story involves accepting a gig as a nude model for a bachelorette party, prompting a few memories from the boys about times they’ve been left naked and afraid.

Next up, Lulu confronts Jack with a memory from when Dom and Sarah travelled with the boys to New York City for New Year’s Eve - and it involves Jack fumbling the bag big time.

In the DMs, the boys tackle listener dilemmas including what to do about your partner’s weird Instagram stories...

The boys are known for their sketches, so this week we're bringing back some of their most beloved characters. From the real estate agent to the football coach and a baby, we throw them into increasingly ridiculous scenarios to see just how long they can stay in character. 

The boys then get on a listener, Chucky, to share a rattled story about waking up after a big night with a toddler screaming at her unsure where she is.

Plus, in the DMs: a hookup that somehow resulted in a three-minute voicemail, first date jitters, and b...

The boys are back dishing out questionable love advice this week, helping lasts weeks listener come up with a creative way to properly ask out the girl he's been seeing. 

Then, fan-favourite segment The Vault makes its return, listener submission edition. My god, are you all fired up. 

And in the DMs this week: one listener shares her confident pub pick-up line, while another asks the boys to settle a modern dating dilemma once and for all: is it ever okay to approach someone at the gym, or is it an absolute no-go?

This week starts with a voice memo from a listener facing one of the biggest relationship dilemmas there is - when and how should you say “I love you”? 

That kicks off a chat with the boys' own stories of blurting it out at the worst possible times, the “exclusive debate” and how to ask someone out properly. 

Then Jack relives the horror of getting called out in the middle of a Zoom meeting for very obviously not paying attention. That opens the floodgates for listener stories about the most embarrassing things they've been caught doing on w...

The boys are joined by their good mate Liam, who takes everyone back to one of the most terrifying moments from filming their TV show, Impractical Jokers. His challenge? Pretend to be the world's most obnoxious reporter while interviewing UFC superstar Bam Bam... in front of a crowd of his die-hard fans. It was pretty much a near death experience. 

Then, Falcon returns from Burning Man a changed man. Since attending his first ‘burn’ he is officially a convert and tries to explain why the week in the Nevada desert was unlike anything he's ever experienced. 

This episode starts exactly where you'd expect: with comedian Will Gibb recounting the horrors of his adult circumcision. It somehow spirals into Jack confessing the time he abandoned a girl mid-hang out because he had to rush himself to hospital.

Then, the boys expose one of their biggest flaws: they're absolutely useless with remembering names. After Falcon accidentally blanked a very notable golfer at what may have been the worst possible moment, Lulu decides to put the boys through a brutal memory test using three people they'd met around the office just hours earlier.

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Meet-cutes aren't dead... at least not for Dom! The boys are joined again by their best mate Dom, who shares the surprising story of falling in love, how it all unfolded, and the reason his girlfriend is now known as "Pumpkin."

Then, it's time to rile everyone up as the boys attempt the impossible: ranking every major Australian city from best to worst. 

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How do the boys handle jealousy? In this episode, they put themselves to the test, running through a series of classic scenarios to find out. From a partner who can't stop talking about their ex, to a sibling getting a bigger handout from mum and dad, or a friend landing your dream job, they debate when jealousy is normal or not.

Then, after hosting a full-blown funeral for their sharehouse and emotionally preparing everyone for its demise, the group of 30-something-year-olds (all in long-term relationships, one engaged) make a shock decision: they're keeping it. Jack and Falcs...

After the chaos of Jack's girlfriend's dad falsely accusing people of stealing his necklace in Bali, the boys were flooded with messages from listeners sharing their own stories of getting it spectacularly wrong. From accusing coworkers of stealing office food, to being convinced someone was high when they absolutely weren't.

Then, fresh off their Bali padel retreat, Jack and Falcs recount what turned into one of the best nights they've ever had. A group of blokes who were complete strangers just days earlier somehow ended up getting matching tattoos, sitting in a 3am ‘truth circle’ and shedding a fe...

Finally, Falcon revives his DJ career in front of one of the toughest crowds imaginable: a bunch of 19-year-old college kids. So many things went wrong, the boys genuinely lost count.

Then, Jack gives us the update on the Bali trip with both his parents and his girlfriend’s parents. We always suspected something would inevitably go wrong - but a six-hour stand-off involving the police definitely wasn’t on the bingo card.

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It’s true: Jack hates morning sex. He’s also got a few other controversial opinions up his sleeve, as does Falcs. It’s a rough day to be a gender reveal party… or a high school sweetheart.

Jack then prepares for a holiday with his entire family and his girlfriend’s parents (is that even a normal situation?). To calm the nerves and test just how much his family has his back, he decides to prank his mum.

Finally, the boys answer your questions about dating profiles, dealing with a mate’s terrible sense of humour, a...

The boys check back in with the worst manager ever to hear how negotiations are going… and things have escalated quickly. Falcon’s rider now includes golden retriever puppies and even his face plastered on the side of a bus.

Then, the boys reopen The Vault, this time with listener submissions in the form of very angry voice memos.  

We also hear from you guys in the DMs - chatting about being ghosted, rattled and what's in Jack's bank account.

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After discovering an old email account made for Falcon’s “DJ career”, the boys realise he’s been unknowingly ignoring gig requests for YEARS. Colleges, clubs, random events… all sitting there unanswered because his mate, Soep, may genuinely be the worst manager in Australia. Naturally, the boys decide it’s time to relaunch DJ Falcs properly.

Then, Lulu joins the podcast to investigate one of life’s greatest mysteries: men. Why do blokes insist they’re never cold? Whats the obsession with the BBQ? And are blue balls actually real or a myth? 

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The boys are way too excited to debut a brand new segment… rattling off all the absolute worst places you could possibly get a sudden boner. Inspired by traumatic real-life moments of theirs (think parachute pants and high school).

Then, we get a listener on the line who shares a hilariously disturbing story from a family holiday in Amsterdam.

In the DMs, the boys answer a few questions about the realities of moving overseas for love and what their favourite music is. 

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Four boys in their 30s - one now engaged - finally say a long, regretful goodbye to their beloved share house. Dom, Grant, Falc's and Jack even got matching tattoos to express their love for this house. But is it finally time to grow up and move on? 

In this episode, the boys host a full-blown funeral for the house, complete with black suits, somber music, and an emotional eulogy from each of them.

Then, they stay in the booth to answer a few house-related DMs.

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This week, the boys are joined by one of their best mates, Liam, who shares a truly rattled story from their time filming Impractical Jokers,  involving a prank gone too far, a very public apology, and the worst possible person to witness it. 

Then, in a rare turn, things get real. The boys sit down with producer Lulu for a bit of an unexpected therapy session - opening up about anxiety and panic attacks, Falcs’ confidence, and what it’s actually like trying to be best mates and work together.  

Then a pivot to listener DMs, and...

Hamish Blake is in the studio this week and comes in hot with a rattled story about his pre-golf nerves, affirmations, and one very unfortunate text that was never meant to be sent.

Then, things get practical. Jack calls Falcs out for being physically unable to say no to anything. So Hamish steps in to coach him on the art of saying "no". The boys give Hamish a few fake scenarios to test just how good he is at making up excuses on the spot. 

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It’s finally time to step back into The Vault. The boys properly unload their petty frustrations, minor inconveniences and things that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do. As expected, it gets out of hand quickly, with Falcon yelling into the mic a lot.

Falc also has a full-blown parenting crisis… except it’s about his dog. He can’t seem to discipline at all, can’t sleep, and the dog has absolutely destroyed Jack’s room. Is this proof he’s nowhere near ready to be a Dad?

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Falcs is trying to wrap his head around the fact his girlfriend bought him flowers for their anniversary. Is that play on? Is there a boy equivalent to flowers? 

Then, Dom’s back! And after Falcs’ recent betrayal at the hands of a hairdresser, the boys unpack the most offensive betrayals in life - from stiff nights to questionable hairlines.

And just when it couldn’t get worse, Falcs reveals the new pet name his girlfriend’s been calling him. 

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After two years off (and relentless bullying in the DMs), you've finally got your wish, they’re back. And yes, they’ve returned on April Fools for dramatic effect.

The boys kick things off with a proper rattled story: Jack pocket dialling his ex while sitting next to his current girlfriend. Then Lulu (Sarah) grills the boys on what they’ve actually been doing for the past two years - from travels to medical dramas to airport nightmares and nightmare hangovers. 

Then, they dive into a few of the questions that have been patiently waiting in the...

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First off, the boys make a regretful announcement before launching into all the hilarious stories from their new Impractical Jokers season kicking off tonight.

Next, Jack reveals how he finally said those three words while playing a card game in Paris.

Finally, Falcs and Jack laugh over a few things you definitely cannot do while in front of your girlfriend's Dad.

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The boys recap their week working at the Olympics and share a story of how they made an unlikely new German friend.

Then it's time to meet Margaret!! Margaret doesn't hold back revealing what Falcon is like in a relationship and as her fierce protector. He may now never, ever live down the Baby Baton.

Finally, the boys explain how their recent obsession with health devices has both helped and ruined their lives.

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We cross to the boys live in Paris for their coverage of the Olympic Games! They tell Sarah about the athletes they've met, what they've seen and how they've already nearly got arrested.

Next up, the man behind all their YouTube videos, Soep, reveals what behind-the-scenes moments have been too hectic to make the final cut (or just too embarrassing for Jack).

Finally, it's time to indulge in a little dark humour. The boys go through a few listener submissions from times people have been caught laughing when they shouldn't.

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The boys have plenty of questions to ask Aussie Olympic Swimmer James Magnussen after finding out he plans to compete in 'The Enhanced Games'. Set to take place in 2025, it will pretty much be like the Olympics if the Olympics were to allow performance-enhancing drugs.

Next up, Jack and Falcs laugh over the many listener submissions received after using the phrase 'none of my business'.

Finally, they're overdue for an honest heart-to-heart and so the boys turn to a card game 'We're Not Really Strangers' to help them get deep.

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Ever wish you could have a go at your housemates? Well ... Dom, Jack, Falcs and Liam are introducing 'the housemate vault' so they have a space safe to voice all the weird and questionable living habits they each have.

Next up, Daffy is on the podcast!! Jack's new girlfriend talks about a few things girls go through that guys don't seem to have much of an understanding of, including their cycles.

Finally, it's time to add another chapter to the Ultimate Travel Guidebook. This time, it's Jack reminding us...

Back by popular demand is the Inspired Unemployed's Ultimate Travel Guide Book. Dom shares the important tip of having travel insurance after finding himself in hospital after not one but two holidays.

Next up, the boys make it up to Sarah after forgetting her birthday with a very generous gift. She can't have it that easy though, she has to complete a few challenges first.

Finally, Jack talks about how the recent travels with his Dad around Vietnam made him realise that maybe he's the real adult between them both now.

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After a seven year wait, the Retired Gentleman's League have finally made their debut performance, at none other than an RSL in Kiama for Jack's Mum's Tennis Club Presentation Night.

Dom and the boys rehash the hilarity of the night and share snippets of their first ever live gig.

Next up, Jack and Falcon fill each other in on what happened on their respective recent holidays! Jack went on a motorbike tour of Vietnam with his dad and Falcon on a surf trip in Mentawai.

Finally, we hear from listeners about their horrific...

The band is back together! After over two years hiatus, Dom and Bill are officially told the news that the Retired Gentleman's League has booked a gig (and that they only one week to practice). Falcs also teases a snippet of the Retired Gentleman's League original song ‘We’re Not F**king Leaving’. 

Jack and Falcs laugh over the bunch of listener submissions received after the recent discussion about things people do that make you think,  ‘that’s bold’. 

Finally, it’s time to reflect on the times the boys have been ca...

The boys and Sarah laugh while admitting to a few things they’ve decided are now ‘none of their business’. Their take on the TikTok trend about things you probably should care about but have decided to dismiss. 

Next up, Falcon chats about how his first time at a nudist beach went and what etiquette rules should be followed if you’re considering baring all. 

Finally, it’s time to find out if the local Kiama tennis club committee has agreed to have their band perform at their presentation night. 

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The inbox is flooded with listeners needing a safe space to get things off their chest, so the boys have decided to open The Vault again.

Jack then follows up on a text his mum sent asking them to perform at her local ladies' tennis club presentation night at the RSL. Should they say yes?

Finally, Sarah and the boys read out an article titled 'Random Spots That Are Erogenous Zones'. Hint: it's not the elbow.

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Falcon was tackled during a game of rugby and hurt his tongue. So, this is a very special episode dedicated to how painfully funny he now sounds trying to speak.

To give Falcs a break from talking, we got his doppelgänger from Lime Cordiale in the studio to tell the boys a cheeky rattled story.

Finally, Jack confesses to a time he faced a somewhat similar injury that landed him in the emergency room while on a date.

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Jack has declared himself an Ectomorph who is fed up with working out and trying to get abs, so he calls a Personal Trainer to finally get a routine that will work.

Their mate forrest then joins the pod to share the story of when he got brutally friendzoned.

Finally, the Hello Sports boys share their funny sporting moments.

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It's time to settle a seriously great debate. NRL or AFL?

Taking the side of AFL is former professional player and host of the Dyl and Friends podcast, Dyl Buckley. Taking the side of NRL are Tom and Eddy, hosts of the Hello Sports Podcast.

A few weeks ago the boys admitted to the grossest things they do while alone, now we're hearing even more filthy confessions from you listeners.

Finally, does a Dad joke ever land? Jack and Falcs test how many they can say before cracking a laugh.

Can you really give someone the ick if they actually like them? The boys put the theory to the test with their partners by secretly filming themselves completing a series of ick's. 

Sarah joins the boys in the studio to discuss and gives kudos to the bravest stupid things they’ve seen people do. 

Finally, Jack and Falcs debate what sport different trades would be. 

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The Vault (listener edition) is BACK. It’s time to play a few of the angry voice memos we’ve received recently in a safe space. 

Next, Jack and Falcs admit to a few big mistakes they made in their past jobs.

Finally, Jack's mum joins us on the pod for a Mother's Day treat, the opportunity to roast her son on the mic. 

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We all have questions about Jacks recent relationship hard launch strategy. Why? How? Who’s idea was that? It’s time to unpack. 

Are you smarter than a five-year-old? Because Jack and Falcs are not.  A kindergartner joins the studio this week to verse the boys in a special round of ‘definitions’. 

Finally, we have an update from our favourite new influencer, Boozy. 

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