Slobs Anonymous
Come have a good time with us and join the rest of the fun slobs listening to an all new podcast about nothing, that no one asked for, from 2 people whose opinions don't matter, who take this way too seriously, but it's really just for fun. "If you're not having fun, ya gotta make your own."
I'm Sick of You
What do live concerts, Chinese buffets, witches, & facebook marketplace all have in common? They are all in this episode. Press play to find out how The Slobs haphazardly segue into the weekend.
We Laugh, We Cry, We Set the Bar Too High
The birds are chirping earlier and earlier, but The Slobs are still trying to sleep. Depression or deep rest? Sadness or setting the bar too high? This episode may be a bit deeper of a cut than the norm, but the chaos still ensues. If you're a millennial struggling with everyday life, this episode is for you.
Church Posers
The Slobs roll through another typical week. New eats, new icks, and the same wacked out vibes. Get yourself to mass, say your prayers, and say the rosary for these two.
Are You a Stan?
Will the real Slobs Anonymous please stand up? This week the Slobs are cleaning out their closets. Gas pains, bathroom etiquette, work annoyances, brain damage, and surviving a wedding....tune in now if you're not afraid.
You're So Not Invited to My Wedding
The Slobs showed up and so did you! Sit back and enjoy as they dish out another weekly update in their shit filled sundaes. Wedding week chaos, Easter planning, and just a few shekels short of a zeppole. Slap on those headphones and enjoy the banter.
A Little Disheveled
The Slobs endure another chaotic week as hey continue to try and cope with their post vacation depression. When does it end, or is this just the beginning? Lost garbage can bins, Christmas in March, dropped cookies, drunken St. Patty's Day shenanigans, and a lonely tray of poverty nachos. A little unhinged, a little bit relatable. Press play now to endure the crazy.
Wish You Were Here
The cruise ship has docked and The Slobs are back to the basement with some stories! This week no pineapple is left right-side up, no dining room meal is left untouched, and no drink is left on the bar. Tune in as they take the glass elevator through their adventures on The Royal Caribbean's, Symphony of the Seas.
Hangxiety , Depression, or Perfectionist Obsession
The Slobs step out of their comfort zones this week. Kay B. rented her first moving truck and Joey C. got stuck in a car wash. In the midst of those stories they sprinkle in their take on this new found hurtle of "hangxiety," the order in which they get ready, and what the rules are to the paying game. Stay curious and click that play button.
Chaos in Aisle 3
Do you hate bridal showers, baby showers, and baby sprinkles? Have you ever had an accident in the Target dressing room? If you've locked yourself out of your house or failed your Taco Bell order, this episode is your jam. Slap on those headphones and get prepared for another week of extreme chaos.
You Don't Need Permission: The Mike Capra Interview
Is it true that two's company and three's a crowd or did The Slobs just create even more chaos in their own lives? This week, The Slobs sit down with Chicago entertainer, Mike Capra - a comedian, actor, director, writer, frontman, and producer who's truly done it all. In this hilarious episode, Mike opens up about the real highs and lows of the entertainment industry, the mental grit it takes to keep going when things get tough, and the unfiltered reality behind chasing creative success. From his time performing at Second City, to grinding it out on the rough...
It Costs a Lot of Money to Look This Cheap
Looking for career development? Talks of science breakthroughs? Personal finance? Then you're in the wrong place. Back at it in the new year providing the feel-good mental wellness you didn't know you needed. This week we uncover our new 2026 routines (or lack there of), strippers, friendships, car troubles, and daily chaos.
Adulting 101...Where the Hell Have We Been?
In this episode: we say goodbye to Ozzy Osbourne, spiral into mid-summer burnout, survive the 4th of July chaos, and question why adulting is so hard. From online dating fails to schedule struggles and emotional growth we didn't ask for - it's peak mid-30's mayhem.
Holly...Dolly?
Out with the old and in with the new. Your two favorite Slobs are back and ready for Season 2!
Black Friday Blowout
This episode was long time coming. Did they break up? Were they just on a break? Did Joe have to sleep on the couch? Catch up with this 50th anniversary episode to see how The Slobs will be setting sail into the future to continue bringing you the grossest, stinkiest, most uncomfortable sound waves. New adventure awaits.
Anti-Social Media
From Xanga, Instagram, and everything in between. The Slobs take you back in time from the birth of social media to the extinction of old platforms. You'll quickly find out their love for social media is mainly in the nostalgia. Todays filters got nothin' on them.
Missed Memo Musicians
Are they slobs or music snobs? Sit your ass down as they debate their opinions on who they think are the most overrated bands. Will they agree or agree to disagree? It's our choice to find out.
Relationshits - Number 2
Who's ready for some more relationship chatter? The Slobs are back for number two and ready to provide you with some more unwarranted information regarding all things relationships.
Relationshits - Number 1
After a small summer break schools back and so are the Slobs! Be sure to grab this update because the chaos did't stop while they were away. More importantly grab yourself a seat and get ready for these self proclaimed relationship...sorry, realtion-shit experts point of view.
Lights, Camera, Action: Final Cut
The Slobs are comin' in hot with their epic movie review finale! What better way to end the trilogy than with horror flicks and Disney classics? If you've made it this far in the series you definitely don't want to miss this one.
Lights, Camera, Action: Scene II
Looks like The Slobs are trying to pass themselves off as movie buffs this week. Join in on this hilarious deliberation on their favorite films. Will they agree or agree to disagree?
Lights, Camera, Action
Your two favorite Slobs are back and ready to discuss their favorite cinematic masterpieces. Grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and press play to part one of this multi-packed trilogy.
The Stuff Our Parents Lied About
From Slob stories to childhood fibs they've got it all on this episode. Jump into the fun and reminisce with the crazy lies the adults concocted to get the Slobs to act accordingly.
Fight For Your Right To Party
This week the Slobs give you the low down on what it is to be a great party host and on the flip side, how to be an exceptional party guest. All the tips and tricks of the trade. Did you forget the ice? Did you remember the gift? Grab your chips and dip to find out.
Career Chronicles 1.3
Would you hire these crazy jabronies? Get the final scoop on where the Slobs have ended up today as this crazy topic hits the end of the line. Tune in NOW!
Career Chronicles 1.2
They Slobs are here for another therapy session as they continue to bulldoze through their classy career paths. Tune in to part two of the chaos.
Career Chronicles 1.1
Join The Slobs this week as they rummage deep through the episode vault on an old unreleased topic. Tune in to hear all about the odd jobs, career steps, and side hustles throughout the years that made them the two slobs they are today. Prostitution and shoe salesman? Or Hair dresser and racketeering? Guess you'll have to click the play button to find out.
Never Have I Ever Played Two Truths and a Lie
The Slobs always say how much they hate liars but can they tell a lie? Check out this episode to hear their dirty truths of the crazy things they've done or not done. Did Joey C. get his first kiss at 19? Did Kay B. ever travel alone? Press play to find out.
Toxic Traits and Tribulations Too
This continuation digs the Slobs deeper and deeper into what toxicity they see in the mirror. Click play now to hear how the second half of this therapy session ends. It's not easy bein' sleazy.
Toxic Traits and Tribulations
The Slobs are back and hotter than Eminem's new single (or not). How many flashers did Joey C. see in NOLA? Did Kaybee bring home a ghost from the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum? Tune in to hear all of their latest life updates along with all of their most toxic traits. Are they manipulating, calculating, cynical jerks or are they just two slobs trying to innocently navigate through life?
Work sucks! We know.
This week the Slobs jump in to the more recent topic of working from home vs. working from the office. Too much water cooler chatting? Not enough time to do your laundry? Rather work in your PJs? Tune in now to get the hot takes from your two favorite Slobs.
Mother's Day Soiree : Part Two
The Slobs are back with their mothers to finish off this crazy concept of an episode in leu of the Mother's Day holiday. BUT WAIT. At the end of the episode the Slobs flip the script to see who's mom knows them the best. Listen now to get the low down.
Mother's Day Soiree
Who knows the Slobs better than the ones they slid out of? That's right! Tune in as the Slobs put their mothers in the hot seat to experience where their wacky weekly perspectives come from.
Irrational Fears: Act II
Are the Slobs insane or just prepared? Should they live in a bubble or continue to be allowed to walk freely amongst society? Thats for you to decide 'cause irrational fears only get weirder from here. Click play if you dare to continue the excursion.
Irrational Fears
Disclaimer: You may come out of this episode with some new and profound fears. This week The Slobs plunge into their deepest, darkest, and most irrational fears. Are they a buncha scaredy cats or are they completely rational? Press play to find out.
What the Ick? : Part 4
Just when you thought the Slobs were done with the things that make their skin crawl, they present to you a fourth helping of this ongoing series. So, pull up your chair, grab your fork and knife and dig in to that play button.
Mouths of the Midwest
If you're NOT from here this is the episode for you. If you ARE from here you're gonna wanna fact check the Slobs on this one. Click here to get the low down on the ins and outs, tips and tricks, slang and slander, wacky and wonderful things the midwest has to offer.
Fuck . Marry . Kill
The Slobs are at it again but this time it's personal. They've gone ahead and set each other up with custom celebrity lists to play the ultimate game of FUCK, MARRY, KILL. Hit that play button to hear the chaos.
Woke Up This Mornin': The Sopranos Review
!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! The Slobs are about to discuss one of the best TV series ever to grace the airwaves of cable television. You've been warned; they're hopin' on the Jersey Turnpike to hit up Satriale's before makin it rain at the Bing. Capiche?!
Gratitude, Gripes, & Growing Pains
The Slobs take a hard left turn from complaining and nonsense to getting a little sentimental on what they appreciate as adults, miss about childhood, and the things that haven't changed.
Archived Insults
The slobs have always been good at calling each other names and tearing everything apart but you ain't never heard no blast from the past derogatory terms like these. Tune in to hear the slobs try to figure out these old-timey insults and their true definitions.