Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the church and/or organized religion but are still weirdly fascinated by the Bible and all things Christianity? Same. Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible is both a fact and fiction podcast where each week host Scott, a gay, former Pastor’s Kid, shares a weird, wild, and wonderful story from the Bible while at the same time answering those burning Bible questions. Consider him your non-religious Bible guide. So put on your Sunday clothes and get ready to be entertained by all of the incredible Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible.
Ruth Pt 2 - Shoes and Marriage
Part 2 coming hot: Naomi's cunning plan unfolds amidst the backdrop of the barley winnowing where witness a love story for the ages blossoming under the starry night sky. Through twists of fate and acts of courage, Ruth and Boaz's bond transcends tradition, culminating in a joyous union that echoes through generations and throughout millennia. Join us in celebrating the indomitable spirit of womanhood and the enduring power of love.
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Ruth Pt 1 - Sorrows, Sorrows
This week we have a mesmerizing journey through history as we uncover the captivating tale of our Bad [BLEEP] Ruth – a woman whose story brims with love, resilience, and the unbreakable bond between women. From sorrow to strength, Ruth's narrative unfolds, painting a portrait of courage, compassion, and fierce determination.
Join Scott as we celebrate the power of hope, the triumph of love, and the beauty of rewriting one's own destiny in a way that shape will reshape the world.
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Uncut: It's Gonna be May
May's coming at you with another installment of Uncut, and, REMINDER, Uncut is just that. It's unedited, unBLEEPED, and probably not suited for the kiddos. If that's not your vibe skip away, Bleepers, and I'll see you next Tuesday for another family friendly episode from our wild source material that is the Bible!
Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to badbleepsofthebible@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram and TikTok
Jesus Feeds the 5,000 - Hungry Crowds and Fish-Carrying Kids
The Bible is like a wild rollercoaster ride—women pounding stakes into heads, talking donkeys, she-bears, you name it! But amidst the chaos, there are some jaw-dropping miracles, like the legendary feeding of the 5000 by the man, the myth, the legend himself, Jesus.
This story's got it all—literal catering miracles, fishy charcuterie boards, and wine more. So grab your snacks, pour yourself a glass, and get ready for a journey where the impossible becomes possible and the ordinary turns extraordinary "if you believe..."
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The Wise Man v. The Foolish Man - Rocks and Sand
Dive into the colorful world of parables with us! Today, we're unpacking the timeless tale of "The Wise Man and the Foolish Man" from the iconic Sermon on the Mount (or Plain). But hold onto your hats, folks, because we're adding a twist of whimsy to this classic story!
We're taking you on a trip to Parableville, where two builders, Rocky and Sandy, embark on their construction adventures. Rocky, the epitome of wisdom, opts for a sturdy rainbow-colored brick foundation, while Sandy... well, let's just say he's more of a beachfront enthusiast. But when storms brew, and c...
Ehud - Corpulent Kings and Swallowed Swords
In this week’s Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible, we’ll be “digesting” the epic tale of Ehud and his showdown with the corpulent King Eglon. Brace yourselves for a wild ride featuring “unique” traits, intrigue, and a double-edged sword. Don’t miss it!
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Easter - Old Gods and Solar Eclipses
Join us for a deep dive into the fascinating world of Easter! Beyond the egg hunts and bunny hops, we're exploring the rich history and intriguing facts behind this celebrated holiday. From the symbolism of resurrection to the mysteries of Jesus' crucifixion, there's so much to uncover. Did you know that Easter predates Christianity, or that Jesus may have risen at the "unholy hour" of 3p? Tune in to our podcast for a captivating journey through the layers of Easter lore and tradition!
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Uncut Episode 5 - Dead Dads and Easter
A lot of dead people in this episode but don't worry, ya'll we're coming in hot for Easter! Tune in to hear about Scott getting pulled over in a funeral, Freddy butchering every story told in March, and a whole lot more! Once again, just a reminder, these episodes are #uncut and contain material out of the ordinary Bad [BLEEPS]. Listener discretion advised.
Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to badbleepsofthebible@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram and TikTok
Esther (rerun) - Scepters and Salvation
It's our first rerun, ya'll! As the Purim holiday was recently celebrated and as this holiday is DIRECTLY inspired by the incredible tale of our [BLEEP] Esther, I thought it was the perfect time to tell this [BLEEP]'s story....again!! Please enjoy this rerun of one of my favorites: Esther. Gallows, harems, kings, queens, contests, and secrets read more like a murder mystery, and this story delivers just as much drama. Enjoy!
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1. The Book of Esther from the Bible
2. "Esther: Bible" by Sidnie White Crawford
3. "Esther" from Wikipedia
4. "Queen Esther" from bib...
Jehosheba - Princess and Protector
Jehosheba is a TRUE unsung hero of the Old Testament: she defied an evil, murderous Queen, saved the lineage leading to Jesus himself, smuggled, hid, and trained the young heir to the throne, and led a revolt against a tyrannical ruler. What more can you ask for? A princess and protector, Jehosheba is one Bad [BLEEP] of the Bible!
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