Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt

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By: Dalton Pruitt

Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See...

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The Theo Von Situation is Bizarre
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Yesterday at 9:10 PM

My best friend growing up was one of them kids who liked to toss armadillos around we called it dillo tossin


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Crystal Lake and Palmer
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Yesterday at 9:08 PM

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.


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Diggers in Paris | Bamboofed 31
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Yesterday at 9:02 PM

Holding the shove sideways.


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Enlightenment In Sensation
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Yesterday at 8:46 PM

If I’m being honest, I don’t like getting hurt and the people that do scare me.


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RAW DOG NO MORE! | Bamboofed 30
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Yesterday at 8:19 PM

Can you believe they launched satellites into outer space so people could listen to stand-up comedy while they drive to work?


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I Live in an Infinite Boundless Void pt. 2
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10/05/2026

They're raising my rent.


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I Live in an Infinite Boundless Void pt. 1
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10/05/2026

They're raising my rent.


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Bamboofed 29: This Is Nutrition Advice pt. 2
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10/05/2026

You need to increase your salt intake. You should be eating mostly salt.


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Bamboofed 29: This Is Nutrition Advice pt. 1
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10/05/2026

You need to increase your salt intake. You should be eating mostly salt.


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Bamboofed 28: The Real Dangers of AI pt. 2
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10/05/2026

Yo, these are like crazy times we're living in.


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Bamboofed 28: The Real Dangers of AI pt. 1
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10/05/2026

Yo, these are like crazy times we're living in.


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Bamboofed 27: Walking in Branson pt. 2
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10/05/2026

That's how I got to Branson.


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Bamboofed 27: Walking in Branson pt. 1
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10/05/2026

That’s how I got to Branson.


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Bamboofed 26: The Strait of Hormuz Explained pt. 2
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10/05/2026

Who is Hormuz and how did he single-handedly create his straight that so much of global commerce relies on?


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Bamboofed 26: The Strait of Hormuz Explained pt. 1
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10/05/2026

Who is Hormuz and how did he single-handedly create his straight that so much of global commerce relies on?


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An Eye for an Eye pt. 2
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08/23/2026

That was crazy what Dan Crenshaw said.


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An Eye for an Eye pt. 1
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08/23/2026

That was crazy what Dan Crenshaw said.


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Bamboofed 25 pt. 2
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08/23/2026

She knows what she's doing.


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The Sydney Sweeney Situation Is Out of Control and by Situation We Mean Her Breasts | Bamboofed 25 pt. 1
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08/23/2026

She knows what she's doing.


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Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 2 (feat. Andy Malafarina)
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08/07/2026

Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even though the directions on the box don’t say to add sugar. The directions only mention water or milk, and butter, but I don’t see how you’d be able to eat the stuff withou...


Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 1 (feat. Andy Malafarina)
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08/07/2026

Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even though the directions on the box don’t say to add sugar. The directions only mention water or milk, and butter, but I don’t see how you’d be able to eat the stuff withou...


Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 2
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08/04/2026

Part 2 of the episode titled "Something Just Came Across My Desk".


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Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 1
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08/04/2026

There have been some developments. I am doing my best to make something that people enjoy. Big things coming to the network.


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Bamboofed 24: The Thotyssey (feat. Kevin)
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08/04/2026

The sirens were the first BPD girls.


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Bamboofed 23: Please Stop Repeating Yourself pt. 1
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07/28/2026

Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius get yo ass inside!


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Omicron
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07/22/2026

Some moments in the past feel both recent and far away.


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Bamboofed 22: Back 2 Basics pt. 1 (feat. Kevin)
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07/14/2026

Strippin it down to its roots.


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Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 2
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06/30/2026

“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus Dumbledore


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Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 1
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06/30/2026

“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus Dumbledore


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Bamboofed 21: A Refutation of AI pt. 1
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06/30/2026

We have a complicated relationship with computer.


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Bamboofed 20: A Girl! pt. 1 (feat. Sarah Summerlin)
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06/23/2026

Trying to develop a theory of mind for women.


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Bamboofed 19: Chad to the Bone pt. 1
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06/16/2026

I'm actually scared of motorcycles.


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I Owe So Much Money to the IRS pt. 2
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06/16/2026

What are ya gonna do? Death and taxes.


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I Owe So Much Money to the IRS pt. 1
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06/16/2026

What are ya gonna do? Death and Taxes.


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Show and Tell pt. 3
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06/06/2026

A celebration of visual arts.


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Dalton Pruitt (host)

X: @daltonleepruitt

Cornfed — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CornfedwithDaltonPruitt

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Arena of Ideas — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@arenaofideas

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Dave Wright (co-host)

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Guests


Chris Elliott (Art of Chris)<...


Show and Tell pt. 2
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06/06/2026

A celebration of visual arts.


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Dalton Pruitt (host)

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Dave Wright (co-host)

Dave Wright the Thinker: https://linktr.ee/DaveWrightTheThinker

Wright Ideas: https://linktr.ee/WrightIdeas


Guests


Chris Elliott (Art of Chris)<...


Show and Tell pt. 1
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06/06/2026

A celebration of visual arts.


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Dalton Pruitt (host)

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Cornfed — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CornfedwithDaltonPruitt

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Arena of Ideas — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@arenaofideas

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Dave Wright (co-host)

Dave Wright the Thinker: https://linktr.ee/DaveWrightTheThinker

Wright Ideas: https://linktr.ee/WrightIdeas


Guests


Chris Elliott (Art of Chris)<...


Bamboofed 18: The Paw Fin Way pt. 1
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06/06/2026

A respectful sparring session between two masters.


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Swamp
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05/25/2026

Healthcare in America is broken.


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Bamboofed 17: Slushie Fund pt. 1
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05/23/2026

When I was a kid I loved getting a Slush Puppy at the gas station. Sometimes they’d have the full display with a big rotating plastic cup with the Slush Puppy dog on it, himself drinking a Slush Puppy out of a cup with the Slush Puppy dog on it who in turn was drinking a Slush Puppy out of a cup with the Slush Puppy dog on it and so on and so forth ad infinitum.


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