The C.U.N.T Podcast

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The Podcast You've Been Waiting For!NEW EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY-ish!!Welcome to The C.U.N.T Podcast!For inquiries, please contact us at:nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com

The Bird Feeder Bandit!
#5
Last Thursday at 3:35 AM

A little ramble here, a little ramble there...this one is for YOU! Tonight is Wednesday and I am definitely ranting and raving about random things...starting with my 1 star review and then how I suddenly have beef with Alex Cooper?! like WHO is she?!?


I Have Lost my Taste for Tinder!!!
#4
04/02/2026

Yes, you read that right cuties! This is NOT an April fools joke! I somehow got banned from tinder AGAIN!!! I supposed it was all my late night and early morning messages to cute boys! But HEY I cant help it, I'm a busy girl!! Tonight we discuss how stupid tinders customer service is and go over a very awkward date that I can't seem to remember whether or not I discussed this, so if I did, you will hear about it again! YEEHAW!! EMAIL US: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Celebrities are NOT your friend!
#3
03/26/2026

Oh this is ladies night (Wednesday night), and by ladies I mean me and my cat Peach! I am coming down with Lord knows what so enjoy this congested ASMR adjacent episode of me breaking down the Chappell Roan drama, acknowledging she is JUST A PERSON FIRST, and a celebrity second and rant and slightly rave about the Taylor Frankie Paul/Bachelorette drama.... (as if her being on the bachelorette should have even been a thing to begin with!! GET IT TOGETHER ABC!! LIVE LAUGH LOVE U, see ya next week!


Storytime: The Tinder Boy Saga
#2
03/18/2026

Greetings Cuties!! We are so back...ish?? season 3 is off to a GREAT start! We are catching up with a good ole story time, so grab a blanket and snuggle in!


The Season Premiere Nobody Asked For!
#1
07/04/2025

We are back baby!!! Season 3!! as we pay homage to our dear sweet murica and fight off the keyboard warriors we dive into pseudo relationships with AI robots who will someday take over the world, reek with disgust at the Diddy verdict and complain about my dog who apparently enjoys tap dancing on the wood floors (we still don't have a "quiet" place..and by we I mean ME).. its a hoot, nearly 40 mins of "one taker" goodness! EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


THE GRAND FINALE!!
#17
12/18/2024

Time to wrap things up with a little bow!! FROM THE NEXT TUESDAY PODCAST TEAM...(jk, its only me, I am a one woman show) I want to give my deepest THANK YOU for tuning in! This has been a project I've wanted to do for YEARS!! Sometimes you must remember, the only person who's stopping you, is you! Take care and MERRY CHRISTMAS and happy bday Baby Jesus! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


STINK BUGS AND ZIKA VIRUS!!
#16
12/01/2024

This is the redemption episode, because last week was utter trash!!! I've had a moment to think and I don't want to leave just yet... I'm like that cold sore that keeps coming back...For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE???
#15
11/27/2024

There she goes again off the edibles....I will be honest... this episode sucks but I SWEAR it wasn't me.... Mercury is in Gatorade again!! I am in desperate need of a technician and better equipment..... clearly.. After many technical difficulties, the towel was thrown, thus 20 mins of WTF?! its sweet, its supple, its QUALITY CONTENT BABY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


THE FECAL FIASCO!!
#14
11/20/2024

TW- THIS EPISODE GOES INTO GRAVE DETAIL ABOUT MY DOGS BODILY FUNCTIONS......(you've been warned!) Tonight is dedicated to BOOBIE who for lack of a better words has been REAL SH*TTY lately!! HE HATH CHRISTENED THE HOME..... marvelous...Dictation isn't my finest sport.. maybe we should hire Chat GPT??? NOT! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


It Ain't over Until I SAY SO!!
#13
11/13/2024

Slow and steady wins the race?? AM I RIGHT?? Todays episode was abruptly interrupted by a cute visitor....we recap Election Night and the Lexapro Lunatics while things simmer down just to get riled up about SEED OILS!!! Count your days Sprouts!!! Next episode will be all about seed oils......WE AINT DONE YET!!!! XOXO For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Some People are ABSOLUTELY DERANGED!!!
11/08/2024

This election has people going bat sh*t CRAZY and I've had enough!! its not very demure, its very CHAOTIC, per usual! Pull up a seat and grab a bevvie and enjoy babes!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


ELECTION DAY!!
#12
11/06/2024

HAPPY ELECTION DAY FRIENDS!! Today we talk more Gypsy Rose (what can I say, I'm OBSESSED!) and my views on this election and keeping your vote PRIVATE!! Grab your spliff and a bottle of wine.. shes a juicy one! xoxo For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Maybe Gypsy Rose IS a Monster!!!
#11
10/29/2024

Today is all about reality TV baby!! And things that bring me JOY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


IS THIS THE END?!?
#10
10/22/2024

We're picking up the pace here and feeling better than ever before! From lusting over Castelvetrano olives to complaining about being 30 and single! Should we call it a season? I think NOT!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


If Only The Trees Could Talk..
#9
10/15/2024

Buckle up buttercup because this one is a doozy! We rant about the Hurricane aftermath and tell people to stop filming us, get into conspiracy theories, and chill your bones with an Appalachian Folklore....juicy! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com. DONATE HERE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-keith-and-bettys-road-to-recovery-from-helene


BONUS BABY!!- Happy Birthday Boobie!
10/11/2024

My baby is finally 11! this is a bonus eppie.. enjoy babes! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Helene Aftermath Pt. 2
#8
10/09/2024

Hello fwenss!! its The C.U.N.T Podcasts BIRTHDAY!! This week I try to take my mind off Helene and dive into my inner Karen yet find myself bitching about Helene...AGAIN.. it's truly a trying time here for all of Appalachia..THANK THE CAJUN ARMY GOD BLESS!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Pray for Appalachia
#7
10/04/2024

A very somber episode indeed.. apologies for the delay.. I have been without power and cell signal.. I will send updates as they come. For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


LEAVE CHAPPELL ROAN ALONE!!
#6
09/24/2024

We are still deeper than you know what into this Diddy case, defend my "bestie" Chappell Roan, and bitch and complain about technical difficulties while embracing my new skills in Spanish .. this podcast is prolly trash... come again next week......LOVE YA!! NOW HIRING TECH ASSITANT!! For comments, inquiries, A JOB, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Diddy Do it??
#5
09/17/2024

HAPPY TUESDAY!! Today we are discussing the alleged criminal Sean Combs..and whether or not DIDDY DO IT?! And of course other things!! Someone PLEASE phone Scott Disick and tell him I want my HOODIE!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


THE GREATEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT EVER!
#4
09/10/2024

Happy Chewsday Besties!! This week we chat the infamous Nikocado Avocado and his maleficent comeback! Is it a Hoax or is he truly Cookadoodle!?


SOCIAL MEDIA IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!!!
#3
09/04/2024

Heyyoo Friends!!! We are a day late and a dolla short...if that's how the saying goes! This week we discuss Tiktok, Social Media, and how Parasocial relationships wont get you any REAL friends.. its deep and 33 mins... SAY WHAT? Live, Laugh,Loveeee!!! See ya next Tuesday!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


Cabin in the Woods.. (Episode 1.5)
#2
08/28/2024

EPISODE 1,5 (half shot, but thankfully this episode lasted more than most men) HEY BESTIES!! 30 seconds of utter bliss as I become one amongst the cicadas and crickets...JK I am on vacation and forgot my gear...Silly millennial Due to the absolute nature of todays episode, we will resume Next Tuesday...forgive me :) xoxo LOVE YA stay tuned for next weeks episode.. its going to be JUICY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com...


IS GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD TRULY A MONSTER?!
#1
08/20/2024

From Facebook hate groups to baby daddy drama... Mizz Blanchard is really hot on the press.. but is she TRULY a monster? We take a little dive into her life and dissect her past and spicy online persona and leave you questioning WHO is the bad buy? or are they all just victims of a failed system? You decide..For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


SEASON 2 BABY!!-Trailer
08/18/2024

Hello Hello Hello!! We are back (by unpopular demand) for season 2!! FOR INQUIRIES, PLEASE EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


LONG LIVE BARBIE! (Special Guest)
#8
11/29/2023

Episode 8!: Tonight on the podcast we have a special guest.....SHANNON!! The lady of the hour!! (or half-ish hour) We debate barbie and talk gardening, its a yeehaw hoedown! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


THE HAUS WIFEY CHRONICLES!!
#7
11/21/2023

Episode 7... ( its possible episode 6 was removed for having "profanity" in the title).. when did the fruit device become so sensitive?? ANYWHO... She plays house with her new boo and goes to the farmers market for holiday goodies.. she cooks, she cleans, she bird watches... like WHO EVEN IS SHE?? For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


THIS IS THE BEST DARN EPISODE EVER!!
#6
11/08/2023

Episode 6;

This week I recorded the best damn (in her opinion) podcast episode ever. She settles the big debate Hydroflask vs Stanley and records from her car! It’s so iconic! Enjoy with a cocktail…it’s even better. Cheers!

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SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!
#5
10/24/2023

EPISODE 5- I am back from sabbatical and is still on the hunt for a QUIET PLACE and talks about the near fatality of her first born son. For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


CHRISTIAN GIRL FALL IS AMONG US!!
#4
10/03/2023

EPISODE 4!! Happy Tuesday whores!!! I attempts to sit down in a smoky house and a sleeping roommate and 2 animals while congested to bitch about tourist, leaves and Christian girl fall then rants about the Kardashians...and like what even is TUBI?? a 20 min episode?? WOW

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The LOML...BOOBIE!!
#3
09/27/2023

Episode 3! I swoons over her sweet baby boy that is named after her left tit...BOOBIE and plans her sons Columbus Day birthday..its enchanting work..


OXY OXY WE WANT OXY!!
#2
09/21/2023

We are grazing, we are glazing we are coasting over here... I am a day late has absolutely NOTHING to talk about this week. We rave about the new Netflix show, painkiller, and become an advocate for apple... GROUNDBREAKING! *due to the nature of this podcast, a resource belowIf you or a loved one is struggling with addiction, you are not alone. For substance abuse treatment and mental health referrals, contact the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration's (SAMHSA) National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357)SEE YA NEXT WEEK (HOPEFULLY) live laugh love bitches!! For comments, inquiries, and...


IM A BARBIE GIRRRL!!
#1
09/12/2023

Episode: 1: I gives my opinion on the Barbie Movie and why I she wont see it, girl bosses and how I loves stupid men then DIVES into THE CONTROVERSY of the c.u.n.t podcast and its future name...its a BANGER..(literally). For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com


The C.U.N.T Podcast- Trailer
08/28/2023

The wait is finally over...The Podcast You've Been Waiting For!NEW EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY!!Welcome to The C.U.N.T Podcast!For inquiries, please contact us at:nexttuesdaypodcast101@gmail.com