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Is Christina Pike a Witch??
Is Christina Pike a Witch?? episode artwork
10/10/2026

It must be the season of the witch......indeed! Happy October betches! Welcome back to Shoot Dat Sh*t where I say whatever is on my mind, We are yapping today about my Doula experience and how much I miss it. Gypsy Rose again and how I think Christina Pike be a witch...or worst...Its juicy and briefly covers the Cornell 7 case.. (can we all just agree "The Cornell 7" sounds like some sort of weird effed up superhero group..oh the irony).. ANYWHO for questions, comments, and inquiries...EMAIL US AT: [email protected] next time!


Ken Urker is Dead.... Now What?! Did Gypsy Rose Do it?
Ken Urker is Dead....  Now What?! Did Gypsy Rose Do it? episode artwork
10/04/2026

YALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! This is not so breaking news... I recorded this last night and as you may know, I have PASSIONATELY covered the Gypsy Rose Blanchard case! I have been deep in the trenches with this case since 2015 and I will not lie......SOMETHING is fishy!! From the prison tapes to the death of her "estranged" "fiance".... its all toooo weird! Best believe we will be watching this case like a HAWK!... Anywho for questions, comments and inquiries... please email us at: [email protected] okay, thanks... love you, BYE!


Childless Cat Lady!
Childless Cat Lady! episode artwork
09/10/2026

Hello, Hello, Hello and welcome to SPITFIRE!! Where I spit dat FIRE!! Just kidding, I will not be rapping..maybe soon..I just wanted to come on here and shoot the sh*t and say whatever is on my mind, hence SPITFIRE, (more to come?) from those stupid 80's themes chat GPT photos to my college experience... it gets deep, rather say, in the trenches...its spooky and mommy has black claws (not mentioned or seen in the podcast).. anyway TAKE CARE, toodles!!! FOR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR INQUIRIES EMAILS US AT: [email protected]


SEASON FINALE: Long Live Hayden Panettiere
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#12
08/19/2026

I am not going to lie...this is the firs celebrity death to rock me... Rip to the beautiful and talented Hayden Panettiere . May her legacy live on forever! For questions, comments, and inquiries EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


This One is For YOU Brenda!!
This One is For YOU Brenda!! episode artwork
#11
08/12/2026

TRIGGER WARNING!!! DISCUSSION OF THE PEREZ HILTON INCIDENT (6minute mark)! Happy CHEWSday Babes!! look at me getting an episode out on a TUESDAY! I am spicy and on one and ranting about social media, the recent incident involving Perez Hilton, how tiktok is going to steal your soul, and how I hate Brenda and her God Forsaken Brown Sugar Shaken Espresso/"content creators" and the basic cookie cutter BS they create in the name of "content"!! FFS!! Any questions, comments, concerns EMAIL US AT: [email protected].... LOVE YA!


A Dollar And A Dream, BABY!!
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#10
07/22/2026

To all the vegans out there, I love you like a sister, but TW; talks of "light" butchery (cuts of steak)..I really need to talk to the FoodSaver manufacturer..also if you have headphones 15:40...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...We are diving down the rabbit hole of TikTok shop, Flock Cameras, The DEEP love for a local mall, dopamine hits from TikTok brain, and the demise of the godforsaken FoosSaver!! EMAIL US AT:[email protected]


The Birthday SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR Special!
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#9
06/12/2026

Hello from the airport (hence the old cover art…guess who doesn’t have the file saved to their phone)! I am feeling funky and fresh and slightly delirious…ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! We are vibing out about how I’m making my cape cod girly dreams come true! Confirming the beef with Alex cooper is INDEED real, and so much more I can’t even remember right now…it’s 5:22am..Live, laugh, love ya! Also if you are Vera Bradley… let’s chat!! [email protected]


Be Spontaneous, Drink the Cocktail!
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#8
05/30/2026

Word to Rebecca Black.. its Friday yall! Tonight baby took herself on a solo mission for drinks and smut book shopping!! its scandalous its a ramble its tantalizing.. the mic is POPPIN..literally! love ya..FOR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, INQUIRIES EMAILS US AT: [email protected]


THIS IS A STAY AT HOME DAD SLANDER PODCAST!!!
THIS IS A STAY AT HOME DAD SLANDER PODCAST!!! episode artwork
#7
05/13/2026

Now that you have been warned.... WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY.... which seems to be my new upload day... I totally thought szn 3 was over but I WAS WRONG... and for that I am SORRY!! I will gift you with 50 mins of sweet seduction and rants about stay at home dads, poison ivy, and the infamous Taylor Frankie Paul.... can someone PLEASE take that girls phone away, BECAUSE DAYUM?! Get a grip!....FOR CRASHOUTS AND INQUIRIES EMAIL US! [email protected]


Does it REALLY End With Us?!
Does it REALLY End With Us?! episode artwork
#6
04/18/2026

Down the rabbit hole we go! I finally finished reading 'It Ends With Us' and what a great book to kickstart my reading! There's a SEQUEL!! Anywho Thank you so much for giving me your ears.. I will be rewatching the movie! BYE!


The Bird Feeder Bandit!
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#5
04/09/2026

A little ramble here, a little ramble there...this one is for YOU! Tonight is Wednesday and I am definitely ranting and raving about random things...starting with my 1 star review and then how I suddenly have beef with Alex Cooper?! like WHO is she?!?


I Have Lost my Taste for Tinder!!!
I Have Lost my Taste for Tinder!!! episode artwork
#4
04/02/2026

Yes, you read that right cuties! This is NOT an April fools joke! I somehow got banned from tinder AGAIN!!! I supposed it was all my late night and early morning messages to cute boys! But HEY I cant help it, I'm a busy girl!! Tonight we discuss how stupid tinders customer service is and go over a very awkward date that I can't seem to remember whether or not I discussed this, so if I did, you will hear about it again! YEEHAW!! EMAIL US: [email protected]


Celebrities are NOT your friend!
Celebrities are NOT your friend! episode artwork
#3
03/26/2026

Oh this is ladies night (Wednesday night), and by ladies I mean me and my cat Peach! I am coming down with Lord knows what so enjoy this congested ASMR adjacent episode of me breaking down the Chappell Roan drama, acknowledging she is JUST A PERSON FIRST, and a celebrity second and rant and slightly rave about the Taylor Frankie Paul/Bachelorette drama.... (as if her being on the bachelorette should have even been a thing to begin with!! GET IT TOGETHER ABC!! LIVE LAUGH LOVE U, see ya next week!


Storytime: The Tinder Boy Saga
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#2
03/18/2026

Greetings Cuties!! We are so back...ish?? season 3 is off to a GREAT start! We are catching up with a good ole story time, so grab a blanket and snuggle in!


The Season Premiere Nobody Asked For!
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#1
07/04/2025

We are back baby!!! Season 3!! as we pay homage to our dear sweet murica and fight off the keyboard warriors we dive into pseudo relationships with AI robots who will someday take over the world, reek with disgust at the Diddy verdict and complain about my dog who apparently enjoys tap dancing on the wood floors (we still don't have a "quiet" place..and by we I mean ME).. its a hoot, nearly 40 mins of "one taker" goodness! EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


THE GRAND FINALE!!
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#17
12/18/2024

Time to wrap things up with a little bow!! FROM THE NEXT TUESDAY PODCAST TEAM...(jk, its only me, I am a one woman show) I want to give my deepest THANK YOU for tuning in! This has been a project I've wanted to do for YEARS!! Sometimes you must remember, the only person who's stopping you, is you! Take care and MERRY CHRISTMAS and happy bday Baby Jesus! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


STINK BUGS AND ZIKA VIRUS!!
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#16
12/01/2024

This is the redemption episode, because last week was utter trash!!! I've had a moment to think and I don't want to leave just yet... I'm like that cold sore that keeps coming back...For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE???
WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE??? episode artwork
#15
11/27/2024

There she goes again off the edibles....I will be honest... this episode sucks but I SWEAR it wasn't me.... Mercury is in Gatorade again!! I am in desperate need of a technician and better equipment..... clearly.. After many technical difficulties, the towel was thrown, thus 20 mins of WTF?! its sweet, its supple, its QUALITY CONTENT BABY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


THE FECAL FIASCO!!
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#14
11/20/2024

TW- THIS EPISODE GOES INTO GRAVE DETAIL ABOUT MY DOGS BODILY FUNCTIONS......(you've been warned!) Tonight is dedicated to BOOBIE who for lack of a better words has been REAL SH*TTY lately!! HE HATH CHRISTENED THE HOME..... marvelous...Dictation isn't my finest sport.. maybe we should hire Chat GPT??? NOT! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


It Ain't over Until I SAY SO!!
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#13
11/13/2024

Slow and steady wins the race?? AM I RIGHT?? Todays episode was abruptly interrupted by a cute visitor....we recap Election Night and the Lexapro Lunatics while things simmer down just to get riled up about SEED OILS!!! Count your days Sprouts!!! Next episode will be all about seed oils......WE AINT DONE YET!!!! XOXO For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Some People are ABSOLUTELY DERANGED!!!
Some People are ABSOLUTELY DERANGED!!! episode artwork
11/08/2024

This election has people going bat sh*t CRAZY and I've had enough!! its not very demure, its very CHAOTIC, per usual! Pull up a seat and grab a bevvie and enjoy babes!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


ELECTION DAY!!
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#12
11/06/2024

HAPPY ELECTION DAY FRIENDS!! Today we talk more Gypsy Rose (what can I say, I'm OBSESSED!) and my views on this election and keeping your vote PRIVATE!! Grab your spliff and a bottle of wine.. shes a juicy one! xoxo For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Maybe Gypsy Rose IS a Monster!!!
Maybe Gypsy Rose IS a Monster!!! episode artwork
#11
10/29/2024

Today is all about reality TV baby!! And things that bring me JOY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


IS THIS THE END?!?
IS THIS THE END?!? episode artwork
#10
10/22/2024

We're picking up the pace here and feeling better than ever before! From lusting over Castelvetrano olives to complaining about being 30 and single! Should we call it a season? I think NOT!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


If Only The Trees Could Talk..
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#9
10/15/2024

Buckle up buttercup because this one is a doozy! We rant about the Hurricane aftermath and tell people to stop filming us, get into conspiracy theories, and chill your bones with an Appalachian Folklore....juicy! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]. DONATE HERE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-keith-and-bettys-road-to-recovery-from-helene


BONUS BABY!!- Happy Birthday Boobie!
BONUS BABY!!- Happy Birthday Boobie! episode artwork
10/11/2024

My baby is finally 11! this is a bonus eppie.. enjoy babes! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Helene Aftermath Pt. 2
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#8
10/09/2024

Hello fwenss!! its The C.U.N.T Podcasts BIRTHDAY!! This week I try to take my mind off Helene and dive into my inner Karen yet find myself bitching about Helene...AGAIN.. it's truly a trying time here for all of Appalachia..THANK THE CAJUN ARMY GOD BLESS!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Pray for Appalachia
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#7
10/04/2024

A very somber episode indeed.. apologies for the delay.. I have been without power and cell signal.. I will send updates as they come. For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


LEAVE CHAPPELL ROAN ALONE!!
LEAVE CHAPPELL ROAN ALONE!! episode artwork
#6
09/24/2024

We are still deeper than you know what into this Diddy case, defend my "bestie" Chappell Roan, and bitch and complain about technical difficulties while embracing my new skills in Spanish .. this podcast is prolly trash... come again next week......LOVE YA!! NOW HIRING TECH ASSITANT!! For comments, inquiries, A JOB, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Diddy Do it??
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#5
09/17/2024

HAPPY TUESDAY!! Today we are discussing the alleged criminal Sean Combs..and whether or not DIDDY DO IT?! And of course other things!! Someone PLEASE phone Scott Disick and tell him I want my HOODIE!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


THE GREATEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT EVER!
THE GREATEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT EVER! episode artwork
#4
09/10/2024

Happy Chewsday Besties!! This week we chat the infamous Nikocado Avocado and his maleficent comeback! Is it a Hoax or is he truly Cookadoodle!?


SOCIAL MEDIA IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!!!
SOCIAL MEDIA IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!!! episode artwork
#3
09/04/2024

Heyyoo Friends!!! We are a day late and a dolla short...if that's how the saying goes! This week we discuss Tiktok, Social Media, and how Parasocial relationships wont get you any REAL friends.. its deep and 33 mins... SAY WHAT? Live, Laugh,Loveeee!!! See ya next Tuesday!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


Cabin in the Woods.. (Episode 1.5)
Cabin in the Woods.. (Episode 1.5) episode artwork
#2
08/28/2024

EPISODE 1,5 (half shot, but thankfully this episode lasted more than most men) HEY BESTIES!! 30 seconds of utter bliss as I become one amongst the cicadas and crickets...JK I am on vacation and forgot my gear...Silly millennial Due to the absolute nature of todays episode, we will resume Next Tuesday...forgive me :) xoxo LOVE YA stay tuned for next weeks episode.. its going to be JUICY!! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]...


IS GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD TRULY A MONSTER?!
IS GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD TRULY A MONSTER?! episode artwork
#1
08/20/2024

From Facebook hate groups to baby daddy drama... Mizz Blanchard is really hot on the press.. but is she TRULY a monster? We take a little dive into her life and dissect her past and spicy online persona and leave you questioning WHO is the bad buy? or are they all just victims of a failed system? You decide..For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


SEASON 2 BABY!!-Trailer
SEASON 2 BABY!!-Trailer episode artwork
08/18/2024

Hello Hello Hello!! We are back (by unpopular demand) for season 2!! FOR INQUIRIES, PLEASE EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


LONG LIVE BARBIE! (Special Guest)
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#8
11/29/2023

Episode 8!: Tonight on the podcast we have a special guest.....SHANNON!! The lady of the hour!! (or half-ish hour) We debate barbie and talk gardening, its a yeehaw hoedown! For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


THE HAUS WIFEY CHRONICLES!!
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#7
11/21/2023

Episode 7... ( its possible episode 6 was removed for having "profanity" in the title).. when did the fruit device become so sensitive?? ANYWHO... She plays house with her new boo and goes to the farmers market for holiday goodies.. she cooks, she cleans, she bird watches... like WHO EVEN IS SHE?? For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


THIS IS THE BEST DARN EPISODE EVER!!
THIS IS THE BEST DARN EPISODE EVER!! episode artwork
#6
11/08/2023

Episode 6;

This week I recorded the best damn (in her opinion) podcast episode ever. She settles the big debate Hydroflask vs Stanley and records from her car! It’s so iconic! Enjoy with a cocktail…it’s even better. Cheers!

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SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!
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#5
10/24/2023

EPISODE 5- I am back from sabbatical and is still on the hunt for a QUIET PLACE and talks about the near fatality of her first born son. For comments, inquiries, and suggestions.. EMAIL US AT: [email protected]


CHRISTIAN GIRL FALL IS AMONG US!!
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#4
10/03/2023

EPISODE 4!! Happy Tuesday whores!!! I attempts to sit down in a smoky house and a sleeping roommate and 2 animals while congested to bitch about tourist, leaves and Christian girl fall then rants about the Kardashians...and like what even is TUBI?? a 20 min episode?? WOW

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