The Thieves Guild

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By: Jake Kerr | Epic Fantasy | Audio Drama | Thieves Guild | Full Cast

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies...

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 55-59
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 55-59 episode artwork
Yesterday at 3:11 AM

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. The Dragon's Breath (October 19, 2026)
2. A Wizard's Memories (October 20, 2026)
3. Starvation (October 21, 2026)
4. The Caravan (October 22, 2026)
5. Honesty in a Booth (October 23, 2026)

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Episode 1: The Dragon's Breath
Ness was built on a lie. As Lariat leads Maela and Darla south, he unearths the city's buried history: ageless wizards, a vanished dragon, and Pietro's terrible secret.

Episode 2: A Wizard's Memories
Lariat's tales rewrite Ness's lost history: a wizard's dragon fire, poisoned golden fields, a rebel turned to stone. But his stories keep changing, and...


Honesty in a Booth
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#59
Last Friday at 5:10 AM

Bruised knuckles, a bloodied face, and a fresh round of ale. After their brawl, Elle and Bink trade secrets across a tavern booth.

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The Caravan
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#58
Last Thursday at 5:17 AM

Four wagons. A starving people. One plan built on wreckage. Raef and Kray must feed the outlands.

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Starvation
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#57
Last Wednesday at 5:10 AM

Winter grips Gaotteland, and its people are starving. When Raef and Kray return with Pietro's paper, Lord Wilhelm meets them not with gratitude but with demands.

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A Wizard's Memories
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#56
Last Tuesday at 5:10 AM

Lariat's tales rewrite Ness's lost history: a wizard's dragon fire, poisoned golden fields, a rebel turned to stone. But his stories keep changing, and Darla's hand drifts to her sword.

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The Dragon's Breath
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#55
Last Monday at 5:10 AM

Ness was built on a lie. As Lariat leads Maela and Darla south, he unearths the city's buried history: ageless wizards, a vanished dragon, and Pietro's terrible secret.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 50-54
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 50-54 episode artwork
10/17/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. The Stable and the Room (October 12, 2026)
2. The Day of the Party (October 13, 2026)
3. Hiding Out (October 14, 2026)
4. The Tidal Cell (October 16, 2026)
5. Hemley's Plan (October 16, 2026)

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Episode 1: The Stable and the Room
Winter bites, the party looms, and Bowden's wine arrives with curiously mismatched labels. But the real mystery waits in the stable: Virgil, the Craft Guild guard who watches from shadows.

Episode 2: The Day of the Party
Pete has never attended a formal party. Now he's throwing one for the city's...


Hemley's Plan
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#54
10/16/2026

Bookish Hemley has finally grown a spine, and a scheme. His price for revealing it? The title of Deputy Guildmaster.

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The Tidal Cell
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#53
10/16/2026

In a foreign throne room, Ralan finds a familiar face he never truly knew, and a fate crueler than the executioner's block.

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Hiding Out
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#52
10/14/2026

Trapped in hiding while the gauntlet floods Kallisto's streets, Ralan grows suspicious of Flitt's evasive answers.

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The Day of the Party
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#51
10/13/2026

Pete has never attended a formal party. Now he's throwing one for the city's elite, armed with three chefs, a rehearsed cover story, and a single target: Esmer, Deputy Guildmaster of the Harvest Guild.

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The Stable and the Room
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#50
10/12/2026

Winter bites, the party looms, and Bowden's wine arrives with curiously mismatched labels. But the real mystery waits in the stable: Virgil, the Craft Guild guard who watches from shadows.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 45-49
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 45-49 episode artwork
10/10/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. Cleaning Up (October 05, 2026)
2. Questions on the Wagon (October 06, 2026)
3. The Tower's Thrall (October 07, 2026)
4. The Dragon's Breath (October 08, 2026)
5. The Brawl in the River's Edge (October 09, 2026)

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Episode 1: Cleaning Up
On the lonely stretch of Dragon Road, outlanders come for Raef and Kray's wagon, and Raef learns why Kray is called Master of Arms. Brutal, efficient, and darkly funny, Kray fights to win and to keep his cargo spotless.

Episode 2: Questions on the Wagon
As Gaotteland's mighty walls rise on the horizon...


The Brawl in the River's Edge
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#49
10/09/2026

A single silver coin turns the River's Edge into chaos. Fists fly, tables shatter, and Elle squares off against Bink, a hulking craft guild brawler who fights with unsettling discipline.

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The Dragon's Breath
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#48
10/08/2026

Elle walks into the Dragon's Breath looking for answers and finds a silent room of disciplined thieves, hands hovering over hilts.

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The Tower's Thrall
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#47
10/07/2026

Retired Merchant Guildmaster Karch crosses the river chasing a black tower that haunts his view, and lands before a Thieves Guild captain who knows far too much.

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Questions on the Wagon
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#46
10/06/2026

As Gaotteland's mighty walls rise on the horizon, Raef learns how the world truly sees Ness.

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Cleaning Up
Cleaning Up episode artwork
#45
10/05/2026

On the lonely stretch of Dragon Road, outlanders come for Raef and Kray's wagon, and Raef learns why Kray is called Master of Arms. Brutal, efficient, and darkly funny, Kray fights to win and to keep his cargo spotless.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 40-44
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 40-44 episode artwork
10/03/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. The Inn With No Name (September 28, 2026)
2. The Missing Blade (September 29, 2026)
3. Hemsley Has a Plan (September 30, 2026)
4. A Conversation Over Breakfast (October 01, 2026)
5. The Red Pile in the Forest (October 02, 2026)

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Episode 1: The Inn With No Name
Blood marks every step through the Tides, and Philos's blade earns him a name whispered in fear: the Jester. Refuge is a secret key and a bare room at an inn that wants them gone by dawn.

Episode 2: The Missing Blade
Jasper's assassin has gone...


The Red Pile in the Forest
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#44
10/02/2026

A rogue wizard in red offers Maela and Darla shelter, warm clothes, and an alliance against the tower. But his gifts come with a disturbing price.

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A Conversation Over Breakfast
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#43
10/01/2026

A quiet breakfast at the Green Leaf turns dangerous when a scarlet-cloaked wizard slides into a chair at Maela and Darla's table.

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Hemsley Has a Plan
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#42
09/30/2026

Jasper's chosen blade has vanished, last seen with a mysterious woman from the outer fields. With the knight guild tightening its grip and Vesper's debts looming, Jasper hatches a reckless scheme. But Hemley, of all people, has a better idea.

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The Missing Blade
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#41
09/29/2026

Jasper's assassin has gone silent, and his patience is wearing thin. Then an unexpected visitor arrives: Guildmaster Quinto, the wild man from the plains, bearing a polite ultimatum.

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The Inn With No Name
The Inn With No Name episode artwork
#40
09/28/2026

Blood marks every step through the Tides, and Philos's blade earns him a name whispered in fear: the Jester. Refuge is a secret key and a bare room at an inn that wants them gone by dawn.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 35-39
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 35-39 episode artwork
09/26/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. Words Over a Bar (September 21, 2026)
2. Blowing Off Steam (September 22, 2026)
3. The Host (September 23, 2026)
4. The Wine of the Plains (September 24, 2026)
5. The Jester (September 25, 2026)

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Episode 1: Words Over a Bar
Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust.

Episode 2: Blowing Off Steam
A laugh, a knife, and...


The Jester
The Jester episode artwork
#39
09/25/2026

Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them.

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The Wine of the Plains
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#38
09/24/2026

A party can open doors—or expose the man knocking. As Pete prepares to infiltrate Ness’s upper quarter, a powerful guest, a suspicious guard, and twelve bottles of impossibly rare wine turn hospitality into a dangerous test of wealth, trust, and deception.

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The Host
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#37
09/23/2026

A grieving neighbor named "the host" visit's Pete’s estate with an offer.

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Blowing Off Steam
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#36
09/22/2026

A laugh, a knife, and a stranger’s impossible claim send Elle across the bridge into Ness’s old quarter.

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Words Over a Bar
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#35
09/21/2026

Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 30-34
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 30-34 episode artwork
09/19/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. Table Arms at the Green Leaf (September 14, 2026)
2. The Man in Black (September 15, 2026)
3. Quinto Asks a Favor (September 16, 2026)
4. Turning Around (September 17, 2026)
5. The Two Handers (September 18, 2026)

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Episode 1: Table Arms at the Green Leaf
To free Prosper and unsettle the wizards, Maela and Darla must slip back toward the danger of the city.

Episode 2: The Man in Black
In the Old Quarter, black isn’t camouflage—it’s a declaration. Karch arrives expecting anonymity and finds suspicion, ready cudgels, and a man wh...


The Two Handers
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#34
09/18/2026

A quiet journey across the plains turns deadly when four desperate men block Raef and Kray’s path.

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Turning Around
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#33
09/17/2026

An urgent message turns Raef and Kray back toward Ness, where shifting guards and whispered betrayals signal a city in dangerous transition.

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Quinto Asks a Favor
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#32
09/16/2026

To keep Ness from tearing itself apart, Quinto needs soldiers, spac, and cooperation from men he cannot trust. V

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The Man in Black
The Man in Black episode artwork
#31
09/15/2026

In the Old Quarter, black isn’t camouflage—it’s a declaration. Karch arrives expecting anonymity and finds suspicion, ready cudgels, and a man who sees far too much.

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Table Arms at the Green Leaf
Table Arms at the Green Leaf episode artwork
#30
09/14/2026

To free Prosper and unsettle the wizards, Maela and Darla must slip back toward the danger of the city.

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The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 25-29
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 25-29 episode artwork
09/12/2026

This compilation contains 5 chapters.

Episodes included:
1. Vesper's Judgment (September 07, 2026)
2. A Walk in the Park (September 08, 2026)
3. The Piers (September 09, 2026)
4. Betrayed By a Gold Coin (September 10, 2026)
5. The Path Down (September 11, 2026)

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Episode 1: Vesper's Judgment
Rogers thought he knew the game. He thought he knew the players. But when he strikes against the new Craft guildmaster, he discovers just how deep the Thieves Guild's roots run—and what betrayal means.

Episode 2: A Walk in the Park
With an assassin's calm and a politician's cunning, Vesper dispatches messages, takes a...


The Path Down
The Path Down episode artwork
#29
09/11/2026

Maela and Darla break camp and update each other beside the skeleton of a dragon.

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Betrayed By a Gold Coin
Betrayed By a Gold Coin episode artwork
#28
09/10/2026

A tense confrontation in the Empty Bucket turns bloody fast, and now the travelers must plunge into the most dangerous streets in the city to mount a rescue — if they survive long enough to try.

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You can find a map of Ness here.

CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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The Piers
The Piers episode artwork
#27
09/09/2026

The piers of Kallisto reveal a terrifying truth—this city wasn't built for trade.

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You can find a map of Ness here.

CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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