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“THEY TRIED TO END YOU.”

This reading is for the Full Moon in Taurus. 

Full Moon in Taurus 

October 26, 2026

12:12 AM ET

2°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #377

0:00 #377 THEY TRIED TO END YOU. ☠️ Full Moon in Taurus, October 26, 2026

13:33 Shuffle

28:53 Bottom of the Deck

37:34 “Falling Upward: A Spirituality for the Two Halves of Life” by Richard Rohr

57:39 Card 1 

01:08:31 Card 2 

01:10:46 Card 3 

01:16:28 Clarification 

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“THIS PERSON IS A MIMIC!”

This reading is for Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio.

Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio

October 24 - November 13, 2026 

Pre/Post Shadow, October 4 - November 30, 2026

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0:00 #376 THIS PERSON IS A MIMIC! 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio, October 24 - November 13, 2026 😳 

34:52 Shuffle

41:31 Bottom of the Deck

01:02:08 Card 1 

01:26:31 Card 2 

01:35:29 Card 3 

01:45:59 BACKSTAGE PASS! Policy 🐮 

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“NOW THEY’RE IN HELL!”

This reading is for Scorpio Season, 2026. ♏️

Happy Birthday, Scorpio! 🎉

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #375

0:00 #375 NOW THEY’RE IN HELL! 😱🔥🦇 Scorpio Season, 2026 

35:05 Shuffle

44:19 Bottom of the Deck 

56:27 Card 1 

01:08:31 Card 2 

01:27:24 Card 3 

01:33:57 Clarification 

01:51:15 BACKSTAGE PASS! Policy 

“YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED ACCESS!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #374

0:00 #374 YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED ACCESS! ✅

26:05 Shuffle

30:48 Bottom of the Deck

40:43 Card 1 

48:07 Card 2

58:38 Card 3 

01:00:31 Clarification 

01:08:49 BACKSTAGE PASS! Policy

01:12:54 “A Song I Wrote For You, A Song I Wrote For Me” by Missy Gordon (2011, Seasons) 

“2026 - 2027.”

This reading is for 2026 - 2027.  

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0:00 #373 2026 - 2027.  Pop-Up Reading 

01:19:15 “Nothing New” by Missy Gordon (Seasons, 2022.  Originally Released 2013.)

“WATCH OUT FOR THIS WEIRD OBSESSED STALKER!!!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #371 WATCH OUT FOR THIS WEIRD OBSESSED STALKER!!! 👀⚠️📸🫦❌ 

00:08 

23:00 Shuffle  

36:11 Card 1

39:05 Card 2

42:34 Card 3

44:46 Clarification 

“WOW!  LOOK AT YOUR HARVEST!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #371 

0:00 #371 WOW! 🤩 LOOK AT YOUR HARVEST! 🔥

24:07 Shuffle

28:09 Bottom of the Deck

34:16 Card 1 

38:56 Card 2

43:55 Card 3 

44:57 Clarification 

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“THEY’RE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A WOUND!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #370

0:00 #370 THEY’RE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A WOUND! 🚨🤧🪬

10:09 Shuffle

51:46 Bottom of the Deck

57:27 Card 1 

59:38 Card 2 

01:09:56 Card 3 

01:13:23 Uh oh!

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“YOU BROKE THE CURSE!”

This reading is for the New Moon in Libra.  

New Moon in Libra 

Saturday October 10, 2026

11:50 AM ET

17°  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #369 

0:00 #369 YOU BROKE THE CURSE! ⛓️‍💥😮❤️💍🏡☀️ New Moon in Libra 🌚 October 10, 2026 

29:54 Shuffle

37:01 Bottom of the Deck

50:50 Card 1

54:39 Card 2 

01:00:45 Card 3 

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“YOU FULFILLED THE PROPHECY!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #368 YOU FULFILLED THE PROPHECY! 📜

00:54 Shuffle

08:14 Bottom of the Deck

16:24 Card 1 

17:20 Card 2

24:51 Card 3 

25:49 Clarification 

47:06 LIGHTS!

59:34 “Even Angels Lie” by honeyb33 (Missy Gordon, 2026)

01:05:08 Reading

01:13:20 LIGHTS! Finale  

“THEY TRIED TO TRAP YOU!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #367

0:00 #367 THEY TRIED TO TRAP YOU! ⛓️🪤🧍‍♂️ 

00:05 Shuffle

01:41 Bottom of the Deck

24:57 Card 1 

37:44 Card 2 

44:44 Card 3   

“WELL, THIS IS AN ADJUSTMENT….”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #366 WELL, THIS IS AN ADJUSTMENT…. ⚖️ 

16:40 Shuffle

21:06 Bottom of the Deck

36:33 Card 1 

50:28 Card 2 

56:07 Card 3 

01:18:51 Clarification 

01:35:18 “Q&A” by Missy Gordon (Seasons, 2022)  

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“YOU OUTRANK THIS PERSON!”

This reading is for October, 2026.

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0:00 #365 YOU OUTRANK THIS PERSON! 😱 October, 2026

00:24 Shuffle

39:07 Bottom of the Deck

47:13 Card 1

47:47 Card 2 

51:15 Card 3 

51:28 Clarification 

01:20:50 “Hope” by Missy Gordon (Seasons, 2022)

“YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A FALLEN ANGEL!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #364 YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A FALLEN ANGEL! 👼👹🔥

00:13 Shuffle

03:30 Bottom of the Deck

06:23 Card 1 

08:11 Card 2 

10:16 Card 3 

11:42 Clarification 

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“THEY SOLD YOU OUT!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #363 THEY SOLD YOU OUT! 👀

00:04 Shuffle

28:20 Bottom of the Deck

40:23 Card 1 

46:32 Card 2 

50:58 Card 3 

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“THIS RETURN TO SENDER IS BRUTAL!”

This reading is for the Full Moon in Aries. 

Full Moon in Aries

September 26, 2026

12:49 PM ET

3°  

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0:00 #362 THIS RETURN TO SENDER IS BRUTAL! ☠️🧿 Full Moon in Aries, September 26, 2026 

09:03 Shuffle 

13:55 Bottom of the Deck

21:20 Card 1 

32:47 Card 2 

42:03 Card 3 

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“THIS WANNABE SORCERER HAS BEEN ATTACKING YOUR CROWN!“

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #361 THIS WANNABE SORCERER HAS BEEN ATTACKING YOUR CROWN! 👑🐦‍⬛🔮

46:31 Shuffle

01:10:20 Bottom of the Deck

01:14:38 Card 1 

01:16:40 Card 2 

01:19:50 Card 3 

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“THEY CURSED THEMSELVES!”

This reading is for the Autumn Equinox. 

Happy Autumn Equinox! 🍂 (And Happy Spring! 🌸)

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #360

0:00 #360 THEY CURSED THEMSELVES! 🎃💀🦇🍂 Autumn Equinox, 2026

25:30 Shuffle

44:35 Bottom of the Deck

50:24 Card 1 

51:38 Card 2 

57:51 Card 3 

01:05:28 “Love Song in the Storm” (Missy Gordon, Beyond, 2019)

01:09:55 93 

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“NOW THEY OWE YOU!“

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #359

0:00 #359 NOW THEY OWE YOU! 😏

31:15 Shuffle

44:30 Bottom of the Deck

46:45 Card 1

53:45 Card 2 

59:12 Card 3 

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“THIS EVIDENCE WILL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE!”

This reading is for Libra Season, 2026.  ♎️

Happy Birthday, Libra! 🎉

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0:00 #358 THIS EVIDENCE WILL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE! 👩‍⚖️⚖️ Libra Season, 2026

22:48 Happy Birthday, Libra! 🎉

37:44 Shuffle

42:36 Bottom of the Deck

54:03 Card 1

57:50 Card 2

01:00:55 Card 3 

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“THIS IS A LOT…..“

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #357 THIS IS A LOT….. 

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“THEY LIED TO YOU!“

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #356 THEY LIED TO YOU! 🤥

44:04 Shuffle

45:03 Bottom of the Deck

52:57 Card 1

58:54 Card 2

01:10:14 Card 3

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“END OF DETOUR!“

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #355 END OF DETOUR! ⚠️🛑

28:29 Shuffle

43:50 Bottom of the Deck

51:19 Card 1

56:39 Card 2

01:03:36 Card 3 

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“DESTINY SWAP FLOP!!!“

This Reading is for the New Moon in Virgo.

New Moon in Virgo

September 10, 2026

11:27PM

18°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #354

0:00 #354 DESTINY SWAP FLOP!!! 🫪💅🏻 New Moon in Virgo, September 10, 2026 

00:10 Shuffle

45:47 Bottom of the Deck

54:24 Card 1 

01:05:13 Card 2 

01:14:39 Card 3 

01:25:22 “I’ve Seen The Glory” - Missy Gordon (I’ve Seen The Glory EP, 2014)

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“THEY CAN’T FOOL YOU!“

This Reading is for the Next 3 Months.

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0:00 #353 THEY CAN’T FOOL YOU! 🚫👁️🐍🦉🦊 The Next 3 Months 

33:20 Shuffle

54:23 Bottom of the Deck

55:21 Card 1 

01:00:03 Card 2 

01:01:23 Card 3 

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“YOU’RE A DOUBLE ANGENT!“

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0:00 #352 YOU’RE A DOUBLE AGENT!  👀🥷😎

01:02:41 Shuffle

01:03:52 Bottom of the Deck

01:06:55 Card 1 

01:12:52 Card 2 

01:20:39 Card 3 

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“YOU REVERSE ENGINEERED THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #351 YOU REVERSE ENGINEERED THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION! 🤯

00:11 Shuffle

55:24 Bottom of the Deck

01:00:43 Card 1 

01:10:42 Card 2 

01:17:48 Card 3 

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“ENERGY VAMPIRE NEEDS A NEW HOST!”

This reading is for September, 2026. 

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0:00 #350 ENERGY VAMPIRE NEEDS A NEW HOST! 👀🩸🧛‍♂️⭐️ September, 2026 

46:05 Shuffle

52:20 Bottom of the Deck

54:01 Card 1 

56:59 Card 2

59:51 Card 3

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“YOU’RE MOVING!”

This reading is for the Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces.  

Partial Lunar Eclipse Full Moon in Pisces

August 28, 2026

12:18 AM ET

3°  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #349

0:00 YOU’RE MOVING! 🚚 Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces 🌬️August 28, 2026

27:25 Shuffle

46:45 Bottom of the Deck

50:56 Card 1

52:20 Card 2 

59:45 Card 3

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“THEIR D**TH MAGICK IS BACKFIRING!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #348 THEIR D**TH MAGICK IS BACKFIRING! ☠️🪦🚫🧿 

12:28 Shuffle

32:24 Bottom of the Deck

43:42 Card 1 

50:53 Card 2

57:23 Card 3  

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“TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER YOU!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #347 TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER YOU! 🫣

22:14 Shuffle

27:48 Bottom of the Deck

40:30 Card 1 

43:41 Card 2

50:22 Card 3  

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“YOU FIGURED IT OUT!”

This reading is for Virgo Season, 2026.  

Happy Birthday, Virgo! 🎉

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #346 YOU FIGURED IT OUT! 🧩🕵️‍♂️👁️🔎🦅 Virgo Season, 2026

27:19 Shuffle

33:43 Bottom of the Deck

36:40 Card 1 

48:12 Card 2 

54:18 Card 3 

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“WHAT DID THEY DO?!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #345 WHAT DID THEY DO?! 😳🐍🪄 

29:00 Shuffle

48:59 Bottom of the Deck

53:29 Card 1 

54:39 Card 2 

57:03 Card 3

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“THEY HAVE 72 HRS.”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #344 THEY HAVE 72 HRS. 

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“YOU *ALMOST* FELL FOR IT… OR DID YOU?”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #343 YOU *ALMOST* FELL FOR IT… OR DID YOU? 😏 

18:03 Shuffle

42:10 Bottom of the Deck

48:20 Card 1

52:22 Card 2

54:41 Card 3 

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“WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE!”

This reading is for the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo.  

Total Solar Eclipse New Moonin Leo 

August 12, 2026

1:45 PM ET

20°  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #342

0:00 #342 WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE! 😮‍💨 Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, August 12, 2026

2:00 Shuffle

4:03 Bottom of the Deck

17:30 Card 1

33:08 Card 2  

58:24 Card 3 

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“YOU JUST HOPPED TIMELINES!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #341 YOU JUST HOPPED TIMELINES! 🤯🐸‼️

23:10 Shuffle 

29:52 Bottom of the Deck

39:35 Card 1 

45:09 Card 2 

50:32 Card 3  

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“IS THIS A LOVE READING?!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.

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0:00 #340 IS THIS A LOVE READING?! ❤️‍🔥

19:19 Shuffle  

28:02 Bottom of the Deck

32:44 Card 1 

45:23 Card 2 

49:18 Card 3 

“PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF!”

This reading is for the Lion’s Gate Portal.

Lion’s Gate

August 8, 2026

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0:00 #339 PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF! 🚀🔥 Lion’s Gate Portal 8/8 🦁 2026

02:28 Shuffle 

03:18 Bottom of the Deck 

10:38 Card 1

21:32 Card 2

30:52 Card 3

32:23 Clarification 

45:49 Full Moon in Aquarius Bay Leaf Release Ritual

47:51 “Letter of Sorrows” by Missy Gordon (poem) 🍃

52:52 Full Moon Mini Reading 

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“THEY CAN’T  ESCAPE THIS HEAVY KARMA!”

This reading is for Saturn Retrograde.

Saturn Retrograde 🪐

July 26, December 10, 2026

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0:00 #338 THEY CAN’T  ESCAPE THIS HEAVY KARMA! 😱💸⚖️🪐 Saturn Retrograde, July 26 - December 10, 2026

12:34 Shuffle

36:14 Bottom of the Deck

44:22 Card 1 

52:03 Card 2

55:21 Card 3 

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