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This is it. Brockway, Seanbaby, and Jason Pargin watch the final episode of Mountain Monsters. In this stunning series finale, the AIMS team at long last captures and has tender emotional sex with Bigfoot. Mission. Accomplished. Stay tuned in January for a new era of Bigfeets following all THREE spinoffs of Mountain Monsters: Sons of Appalachia, Monster Mondays, and AIMS: The Appalachian files!

In this penultimate episode of BIGFEETS the AIMS boys decide actually, this was all Trapper's fault. That son of a bitch!

Do you feel that? The rumble in the hills? What could that be? A big bigfoot? A ball of Shaqs? Mountain Monsters biting off way more narrative than they can chew? We'll seeeeee!

Hospice workers say the last things that happen before you shuffle off this mortal coil are: 1.) You gain a moment of absolute clarity. 2.) you shit yourself. It's almost the end of Mountain Monsters. Help Robert Brockway, Seanbaby and Jason Pargin clean up the final shit of something they loved.

Some idiot lets Wild Bill touch a drone in this episode of Mountain Monsters. It might be the only thing that happens!

The AIMS Team get Trapper the worst god damn birthday present: This episode of Mountain Monsters.

What's worse than a dying show? A dead dog. Join BIGFEETS for an episode full of heavy bondage, man-handled Jeff ham, improvised pet cemeteries, and your daily recommended allowance of yokel piss!

The AIMS team is hunting the Grafton Monster. Again. For a loooooong time. Just kind of following him around. This week on BIGFEETS!

BIGFEETS - Episode 75, Cow Killing Bastard by Bigfeets

It's the final season of Mountain Monsters! Join Robert Brockway, Seanbaby and Jason Pargin in a rousing chorus of LOG... It's log, log... It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, log... It's not even bad, it's worse.

It's a fart juice jamboree as we close out this season of MOUNTAIN MONSTERS!

Part one of this Mountain Monsters season finally EPIC features... nothing! Well, corn. On the off chance, we may encounter a sharksquatch - if we're lucky. Will we? We'll seeeee...

The Bigfeets Boys watch the most dramatically titled episode of Mountain Monsters yet. Shit must really kick off in this one. Anything called DAY OF WRATH has to whip ass. You don't name boring things like accounting software, dental procedures, or summer cabins DAY OF WRATH. Expect some wrath in this one. Probably some day.

The Bigfeets Boys watch the AIMS Team bumble around the woods riffing on logs and pinecones until it's time to do the mandatory One Thing Per Episode. But that one thing is pretty hardcore! You'll never guess what it is, unless you read the title.

This season the AIMS Team went back to their roots, and simply tried to prove that normal wolves might live in West Virginia. They forgot about bigfoot. They forgot about rogue teams. They forgot about Huckleberry's erotic showers. They forgot what wolves were. Wait, what was that last one? Nevermind. It's probably not important. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

It's Mountain Monsters' most kick-ass title yet. There's no way this can disappoint! It's probably great. It's gotta have skulls. It... it has to at least have a wall, right? ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode there might be a dragon, there might be a sasquatch Jacob Marley, there might be some career-ending injuries. But there is definitely a real beast, and the AIMS Team actually catch it! Holy shit, take a lab, boys! Sorry, I think that should be “take a lap.” N-no? ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Nothing happens in this one that isn't directly related to Wild Bill's penis. It’s the best episode they’ve ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they're looking for. "Fuck you" is a kind of answer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Jeff finally says somethng that's worth listening to on this very special episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

We break down another episode of Mountain Monsters, this time about Huckleberry erotically showering for a psychic bigfoot. No, that's really what the episode is about. Yes, the whole hour. What use are jokes in the face of that?

Erotic showers for psychic bifoots all around on this episodes of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

THRILL as the AIMS team bothers a dying old man! We bid farewell to Trapper as well as the single rusty thumbtack that held the premise of MOUNTAIN MONSTERS together on this week's episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

2025: the year of rogue teams, corn, rogue teams, ham fisted serialization, fists full of ham, rogue teams, and piss, piss, piss. Join us as we revisit the very best footin' of a year full of Bigfeets! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team are hot on the trail of a teleporting wizard who travels at the speed of waddle! Many questions are raised, none are answered, all are forgotten. This and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team finally reach the mysterious barn of the Deathcat after multiple episodes and dozens of distractions on this, their toughest challenge ever: a gentle quarter mile hike. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one. Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. It's the best show ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!  ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.) ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

In this episode, there's a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret- Oop, looks like we've been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled. BUY BROCKWAY'S BOOK OR HE'LL KILL US ALL. Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

Y'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(

The Dark Forest™ holds many mysteries, including copyright infringement/childhood trauma super combos! There's nonsense, bickering & partner swapping afoot in this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

BIGFEETS Episode 48 - The AIMS team vs. The Black Wolf Gather up yer huntin' jerky, yer huntin' flossing knife, yer huntin' fae maze, and all three of your teeth... we're huntin' the Black Wolf! The AIMS team is gonna get them some native American grim reaper, and THAT'S good eatin' reaper! Strap on yer huntin' diaper for another super sopping episode of BIGFEETS!

The AIMS team have entered a new paradigm, a stupid realm known only as, "The Dark Forest" among cast and crew. The boys are on the hunt for... the Raven Mocker? Wait.. maybe the little ghost girl? Er.. AH! The Black Wolf! Whaddya mean "...the what?" The Black Wolf! No... no that's not it. It's Jeff's dignity! The deadliest prey. It's another piss soaked free for all on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

Spirit Halloween masks, 'haunted" sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!