The Effin' CrunchCrew
Everyday life situations consisting of growing up in our days of youth to ghost , UFOs , crime and why is it so damn hot in Texas? I guess you can call this an adult radio show online (so we get away with a lil more) lol! Music is a big deal in our lives so if we can help by listening and maybe setting up an interview lets Go!!
S4- Epi.30 TECC “Ancient Secrets… Modern Lies-The Sky Was Never Empty”
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- TODAY ON THE EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW… 🚨
It’s just Pan Blanco… Big Spook… and Barbarella Boo 👽🍸
…and yeah… this one gets a little wild 😏
Are we alone… or have we been missing the signs?
We’re talkin’:
👁️ Anunnaki
⚔️ Sky battles from ancient India
🎨 Paintings with UFOs hiding in plain sight
🏛️ Government briefings happening RIGHT NOW
…and yeah…
we step into that real spicy territory too 👀
Plus you KNOW there’s gonna be that
💥 Effin’ Mumble Jumble chaos
🎙️...
S4-Epi. 29 TECC "That 70's Porn Begining & That Effin' Mumble Jumble Therapy Day !"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
We crack the mic wide open with a straight-up throwback 70’s late-night vibe… yeah, that kind of intro 😏… why? No reason. No logic. Just pure “because we felt like it” energy.
And then BOOM 💥
We officially welcome the newest voice to the chaos…
Big Spook’s sis… “Barbarella Boo” 👽🍸 stepping into the building like she’s been running this show the whole time.
Today’s theme?
Call it therapy… call it a group session… call it whatever the hell you want...
S4-Epi. 28 TECC "Tracks Of Silence : Murders of Jennifer Ertman and Elizabeth Peña : & Effin'mumble Jumble!"
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-This episode walks in wearing a suit… and leaves with its shirt unbuttoned and a drink in hand 🍸🔥
Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
We start heavy. No jokes, no sidesteps.
Big Spook steps up and narrates the heartbreaking story of Jennifer Ertman & Elizabeth Peña… the timeline, the monsters behind it, and the weight that still lingers. This first half? It hits different. Real talk. Real emotion. No filters.
Then… we try to stay in that lane…
…but y’all already know what happen...
S4-Epi.27 TECC " BigSpook & Pan Blanco... This Could Be Dangerous!"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
It’s just Big Spook & Pan Blanco in the building…
…and yeah, nobody thought this one through 😈
With the ladies gone, all bets are off and the filter? Yeah… that didn’t show up either.
⚠️ What You’re Walking Into:
🤯 Unfiltered Chaos: Two grown men left unsupervised… what could possibly go wrong? 🍻 Drink-Fueled Truth Bombs: The drinks kick in early and the honesty gets reckless. 🤨 “Wait… Did They Really Just Say That?” Moments: Oh yeah… mul...S4-Epi. 26 TECC " Part DOS of The Effin'CrunchCrew guys only Featuring The Indigenous Boonie Love... oh and drinks have played there parts ..!!"
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- Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew, we’re pouring another round with Part Dos of our guys-only ride featuring Indigenous Boonie Love. Drinks are flowing, and let’s just say, by the time we’re deep in the convo, Boonie is… extra honest. Expect laughs, wild stories, and a little chaos—this is Effin’ CrunchCrew at its finest (and most faded). Don’t miss it!
S4-Epi.25 TECC " Indiginous Boonie Love"
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-🎙️🔥 TODAY… on The Effin’ CrunchCrew 🔥🎙️
It’s just the fellas in the building today… no filter, no brakes, just straight chaos in motion 😈
And we brought in a real one… our homie… Indigenous Boonie Love 💥
Yeah… you heard that right.
Boonie Love — lyrical assassin, hip-hop storyteller, high-energy force of nature.
The kind of dude that don’t just spit bars… he bleeds stories into the mic. 🎤🔥
This ain’t no random guest either…
This goes way back… we talkin’ history with Big Spook and Blan...
S4-Epi. 24 TECC " Cick Click Bang!!! & A whole Lotta Effin'Mumble Jumble!"
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-🚨 TODAY on The Effin’ CrunchCrew 🚨
Yeah… this one right here? It’s straight chaos in a blender with no lid 😈
Blanco out here losing his damn mind over hand-fart songs… like bro, HOW are you this entertained?! 👏💨🎶
Then we ask the question nobody asked… but now you can’t un-ask:
👉 What the hell is a “water penis”?! (yeah… we went there 💀)
We also crack open some real-life head-scratchers:
✈️ Why don’t airlines board from the back to the front… are we just choosing violence every...
S4-Epi. 23 TECC "Crossed The Line The Brittany Zamora Case & Effin' MumbleJumble"
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-Y’all already KNOW what time it is!!
We got the WHOLE damn squad in the building tonight and things are about to get REAL uncomfortable… REAL fast 👀🔥
Because today’s episode…??
Man listen…
💀 WE CALLIN’ THIS ONE — “CROSSED THE LINE” 💀
And yeah… we talkin’ about the Brittany Zamora case…
A story so twisted… you’re gonna be sittin’ there like—
“Nah… ain’t NO way…”
But oh… there IS a way…
and we’re breaking ALL of it down 😬
👉 What she did
S4-Epi. 22 TECC " Phobias, Flashbacks & Foolishness 🤪”
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-🚨 TODAY on The Effin CrunchCrew Show 🚨
Oh yeah… the whole squad is in the building and we’re getting uncomfortably honest today 😏
We’re talkin FEARS… the kind that make grown adults question their life choices:
👉 Blanco turns into a track star at the mere whisper of “catheter” 😬🏃♂️💨
👉 Loca Lisa? Two kids deep but STILL like “nah fam, we not doing that pushin’ situation!! C-section all the way!!” 🚫👶😂
AND we’re hittin you right in the childhood feels 🎮📺
Where did your “bridge” start??
Cartoons? TV shows? The stuff that had you glued to the screen in...
S4-Epi. 21 TECC "“Don’t Pray… Think: CrunchCrew Cracks the Matrix (Throwback Edition) & Stop Telling Women How to Live Their Lives!!"”
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-We dug deep into the Effin’ vault and pulled out a wild one from Season 1, Episode 10… and damn, it still hits like a shot of tequila with no warning.
This Throwback Thursday gets unapologetic real real quick — we kick things off with a no-filter rant:
STOP telling women what they can and can’t do. PERIOD. 💥
Then we spiral (like we do best) into the chaos of religious fallout — what happens when you stop following… and start thinking? Minds open, beliefs shake, and yeah… feelin...
S4-Epi. 20 TECC “Girl, Were You on Dateline?! Lisa Returns + Spook’s Eye Emergency!”
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-The crew is back… and yeah, we owe you one 😅
Sorry we’re a day late, CrunchCrew—but trust us, this one’s worth it.
Loca Lisa finally returns after going ghost for THREE weeks, and of course we had questions…
Like… where the hell you been?! 👀
Dateline? The First 48? …who’d you kill, Lisa?! 😳
We dive into her “disappearance” (all jokes… we think), and then take a hard left turn into real-life chaos as Spook talks about a wild vision issue in his left eye and a possib...
S4-Epi.19 TECC "Still No LOCA LISA...DATELINE SPECIAL?? ..Blanco Pulls his back going to bed WTF!! & a LOTTA Effin' Mumble Jumble!! PINKIE!! Help"
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-🎙️ The Effin’ CrunchCrew – 🎙️
Where in the Effin’ universe is Loca Lisa?! 👀
Did she ghost us… or did a UFO finally clock in and say “yep… she’s coming with us” 🛸
And if she ends up on Dateline… are we worried… or just taking notes for the episode?! 😳😂
Meanwhile…
Why are we even talking about Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom… and how did we spiral into THAT rabbit hole?! 🤨
AND WAIT—
Burgers at the White House for gold medalists?! 🍔🇺🇸
That’s it...
S4- Epi.18 TECC " A Perfect Not Perfect World!" (recap/play {s2-epi23} )
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- A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one?
- Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos
- "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm.
- Texas becoming its own country again??
- Not Just Q (sponsor)
- Change your ways & stop repeating history!
- Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my early 20's
- Pan Blanco catches and...
S4-Epi. 17 TECC " THE WHOLE CREW or NO!! ...WHERE YOU AT LOCA LISA??... Dateline or ICE..daamn!!" Effin'Mumble Jumble
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-Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today’s Effin' CrunchCrew! The question on everyone's mind: Where the hell is Loca Lisa?! Is she headlining Dateline or did she get picked up by ICE? Meanwhile, Pan Blanco, Pinkie, and yours truly are here to serve you a hearty dish of Effin' mumble-jumbo, because you know that’s just how we roll!
S4-Epi. 16 TECC "Stepping back to our 2nd interview with Loyal Sally & Effin' Mumble Jumble!" (S2-epi.13 throwback)
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IT is Throwback with LOYAL SALLY & Oh Snap!!
- Its part 2 of Loyal Sally & The Effin' CrunchCrew Interview!!
- Is there a Loyal Sally / Effinays Project in the works ?? Hmmm...
- This second part we get into some serious convo about music and a little history of Loyal Sally
- Blanco and his hotdog fantasies !!
- Writing styles... different but the same
- Microphone Lewis turns into Bob Ross while Bubba paints the musical picture!
- (Sponsor Spot) Lucky Horseshoe Tattoos
- And a whol...
S4-Epi. 15 TECC "Spook & Tha Gals!! Effin' Mumble Jumble & Hot takes!!"
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-“This is The Effin’ CrunchCrew — and if you’re sensitive, this might not be your show.”
We’re throwing hot takes like bar stools at closing time.
Do you really need a gun carry license… or are we just out here collecting permits like Pokémon?
Are folks not voting because they don’t care… or because nobody explained what these candidates actually stand for?
Where do we gotta move to make siestas mandatory and naps part of the Constitution?
And let’s get uncomfortable — shou...
S4-Epi. 14TECC "From Vegas Lights to Texas Nights: A CrunchCrew Travel Extravaganza!"
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- 🎙️ EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW
From the neon glow of Vegas lights to them dusty Texas nights, the CrunchCrew is back with stories that probably should’ve stayed on vacation!
Big Spook, Pinkie, and Loca Lisa are riding high, slightly unhinged, and fully caffeinated — but Pan Blanco? Yeah… he missed the flight on this one.
Tonight we’re diving headfirst into the real debates:
Are baths relaxing… or are you just marinating in your own funk?
What’s the proper protocol when somebody pees in your pool? Drain it? D...
S4-Epi.13 TECC " ThrowBack Tuesday?...Thats right Blanco & Spook from S2-epi38"
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- All right, CrunchCrew fam, today it’s just Big Spook and Pan Blanco holding down the fort—because the girls are out on a much-deserved break! We’re rolling into a rerun of Season 2, Episode 38—but don’t skip out, because this is where Pan Blanco and Spook dive into childhood food memories, those Mexican and Tex-Mex staples that shaped our taste buds. Oh, and there’s a little spice—because Pan Blanco’s got a story about trying to be a gentleman, holding the door for someone, and getting hit with some disrespect...
S4-Epi. 12 TECC "Stacy Drops In Part II & a whole full house of Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… it’s a straight-up blast from the past…
But somehow… also part of BigSpook’s present AND future…
Don’t ask how.
Don’t ask why.
Just know the universe is doing too much again.
OH HELL 😭🔥
That’s right—our listener, our friend, and certified CrunchCrew family member Stacy stops by for another round…
Or should we say…
💀 Part II of Mumble Jumble 💀
And if you thoug...
S4-Epi10 TECC " RE-PLAY...JEFFREY DAHMER of MEXICO!"
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive into some dark and bizarre territory—starting with Miguel Cortez, the so-called “Jeffrey Dahmer of Mexico.” Are serial killers born with evil in their blood, or do life’s twists turn them into monsters? Pinkie jumps in with a jaw-dropping story about a woman selling human tamales (yeah, you read that right—WTF?!). No wonder Spook ain’t touching tamales anymore…
Meanwhile, we gotta ask—Is Pan Blanco out here secretly killing people without Spook? Not fair! 😂
We’ll also flip gears into the unexplained: U...
S4-Epi 11 "Effin Witching Hour- S1-Epi 1 Yorktown Memorial Hospital"
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Welcome to "The Effin’ Witching Hour" hosted & a part of The Effin'CrunchCrew, Season 1, Episode 1. We’re stepping into the ghostly echoes of Yorktown Memorial Hospital, deep in Texas. This isn’t just some haunted tale—it’s a place where the walls remember. We’re talking restless spirits, whispered warnings, and that feeling you’re never alone. So turn the lights down, because we’re heading into the heart of the haunting. Let’s get into Yorktown.
S4-Epi 9 TECC " Pan Blanco? What in the Hell are We Talking About??"
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- Just the guys being guys and jumpin around about ...????
S4-Epi 8 TECC "The Viral Monster:Wade Wilson Case"
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-Think your FYP is toxic? You haven't seen anything yet. Today, the Effin'CrunchCrew is diving into the pitch-black rabbit hole of the Wade Wilson case. We’re not just talking about the "Deadpool Killer" with the swastika tattoos—we’re talking about the absolute circus that followed his arrest.
How does a man who brutally took the lives of Kristine Melton and Diane Ruiz—and bragged about it—end up with a "fan club" sending him thousands of dollars and thirsty love letters?
The Mugs...S4-Epi 7 TECC "Don't Sign That St: Blanco’s PR Grudge & The Artist’s Trap"
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-Coming Up Next on The Effin' CrunchCrew!
Lock the doors and hide the kids, because the asylum is being run by the inmates today. Pan Blanco and BigSpook are holding down the fort while the gals are out and about—which means there’s nobody here to tell us "no" or "don’t say that."
On today’s episode:
The "High Priced Budget" PR Disaster: We’re airing out the dirty laundry regarding our ex-Public Relations guy. He wasn't exactly "high-dolla...S4-Epi 6 TECC "Whatcha Know 'Bout Dat?"
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S4-Epi 5 TECC "Throw Back Thursday !! Latin Thursaday (S3-Epi 4 TECC) "
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UMMM... We TRY to Stay On Topic BUT YOU KNOW US & IF YOU DON'T
YOU BEST ASK SOMEBODY!!! LMAO
S4-Epi.4 TECC "EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE With SPOOK & Tha GALS - LOCA LISA, & PINKIE"
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S4-Epi 3 TECC “The Witching Hour & Who Is That?... Doppelgangers!"
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- It’s the spookiest way to kick off 2026 as The Effin’ CrunchCrew dives headfirst into why 3 a.m. is the witching hour, creepy doppelgänger encounters, and those bone-chilling moments when you hear your own name… or your own voice when nobody’s there. Is it paranormal, psychological, or just the universe messin’ with you? Either way, it gets weird fast. And of course, it wouldn’t be us without a whole lotta Effin’ Mumble Jumble, side quests, wild takes, and off-the-rails laughs. Listene...
S4-Epi. 2 TECC “From Couches to Crotch Burns ...Blanco Burned WHAT? ”
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-Season 4, Episode 2 – Effin’ Mumble Jumble Lives On
Loca Lisa celebrates one full effin’ year on the show, and things immediately go off the rails. We kick it off talking about Christmas gifts you didn’t want—do you keep ‘em or regift ‘em? Spoiler: Spook and Blanco (and their spouses) are terrible gift givers who can’t wait till Christmas anyway.
Blanco’s on the hunt for a new couch, and Spook lays down the law on where to go and where NOT t...
S4-Epi 1 TECC "HAPPY NEW YEAR OR SHOULD WE BE HAPPY?!"
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- Season 4 • Episode 1
“Happy New Year… Or Should We Be Happy?”
Welcome to Season 4 of The Effin’ CrunchCrew, where we kick off the new year the only way we know how — no resolutions, no fake promises, and zero pressure to reinvent ourselves.
As we stumble headfirst into 2026, we talk about the things we left behind, what (and who) we learned from, and what we probably should’ve learned but didn’t. We break down why AI is about to be way too in...
S3-Epi. 84 A TECC “Effin’ Holidaze: Tacos, AI, Bad Drivers & Harrison Ford Waved at Me!"
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🧨 Episode Description (Podcast / YouTube Ready)
It’s two days before Christmas, and today the Effin’ CrunchCrew is running lean and mean with just Pan Blanco and Big Spook holding it down 🎙️
No structure. No filter. Just straight-up Effin’ Mumble Jumble.
We bounce from tacos for lunch 🌮 to why nobody can drive worth a damn, straight into AI taking over the world (or at least confusing us) 🤖😵💫.
Then we get distracted by the $1.7 BILLION lotte...
S3-Epi. 83 TECC 🔥 “Stacey Drops In… and All Hell Breaks Loose!”
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-🔥 TODAY ON THE EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW 🔥
Buckle up, because this one is a whole roller-coaster of crazy!
We’ve got a Super Fan in the house… AND a blast-from-the-past homie popping up like a storyline we forgot about.
But the REAL plot twist?
My wife Angela jumps on the show for the FIRST time — wine in hand, ready to spill, sip, and say whatever comes out! 🍷😂
The crew goes full Effin’ mode:
wild stories, off-the-wall jokes, random confessions, and...
S3-Epi. 82 TECC" Bumpin Uglies & Lifetime Scarring We Saw & Heard To Much Mom!"
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Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive headfirst into some mad, mad, funny Effin’ Mumble Jumble — starting with a question nobody ever wants to answer out loud:
👉 Have you ever caught your parents “doing the do”… bumping uglies… exchanging high fives?
Yeah… we’re all mentally scarred 😬
But rumor has it Spook may have scarred a few folks, Loca Lisa possibly traumatized her own mom, and Blanco insists on calling it “giving high fives.”
S3-Epi 81 TECC “The 3AM Visitor & The Call You Shouldn’t Answer & Effin'Mumble Jumble”
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we go from spooky to stupid to straight-up supernatural. Spook wakes up in the worst mood ever, the coffee machine decides it hates him, Pinkie forgets her own name, Pan Blanco rebirths himself as “Black Blanco,” and the golf cart refuses to move like it’s protesting for better working conditions.
Then we dive headfirst into the creepy stuff:
👁️ The 3AM Visitor — Why are people around the world seeing the same shadow figure?
📞 Ghost Calls — Phones ringing when they’re off, blocked...
S3-Epi. 80 TECC "Throwback Tues(S2-8) Pinkie and Sleep Paralysis & Creepy Things"
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- Pinkie has a Sleep Paralysis episode at the same time her daughter has one.
- Pinkie feels something on her bed with her but none is there!
- Is there witchery going on next door to Pinkie??
- Spook has the same dream as 2 of his aunts did and finished each other's parts a long time ago.
- Is Spooks' great-grandfather a Mexican Warlock ??
- The story of "The Rockwall" at Rockwall Texas... nephalums'??
- "Nuke's Top 5" you tube channel - Very Creepy Stuff of the Pa...
S3-Epi 79 TECC Throw Back Thanksgiving Show"
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HAPPY TGHANKS GIVING THROWBACK!!
S3-Epi 78 TECC “Prison Pizza, Piano Problems & Big O’s Return!”
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🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
We finally did it! The man I’ve talked about for YEARS—my homie, my brother from another mother—BIG O is in the house!! And yeah… things got CRAY CRAY real quick!
We dig into the history:
🔒 10 YEARS LOCKED UP —what it was really like,
🕊️ what changed when he got out,
and how the hell BIG O got FIRED… IN PRISON?!
Bro, you got ONE job—serve the food… not start a food fight!
PLUS—we’re bring...
S3-Epi 77 TECC "Throwback Thursday-(2Epi.11)"
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- Whats a weenus??
- LOCUS are coming !!
- Whats wrong with a trashed donut ? It was in a box.
- Dirty Fountain Drink Dispenser
- Nancy Green born a slave in 1834 but became a very wealthy woman who we know as " Aunt Jemima "Nancy Green actually worked with the Aunt Jemima brand until 1923.
- Leave my childhood alone!!
- Speedy Gonzales & his cousin Slow Poke Rodriguez
- (Sponsor ) NOT JUST Q
- Hitting same Dog In The Street In California Twice!! Same Day ...UGHH
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S3-Epi 76 TECC "Pinkie’s Never Seen The Goonies?! WTF!!”
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ChatGPT said:
🔥 Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… You’re Gonna Wanna Hear This One! 🔥
So apparently… Pinkie has NEVER seen The Goonies. Yeah. Let that sink in. The whole crew’s losing their minds—like, who raised you, Pinkie?! But before the pitchforks come out, she redeems herself by meeting MANA, the iconic Mexican rock band, and hitting their concert like a total rock queen. Viva la música, baby! 🎸🇲🇽
Meanwhile, Blanco and Spook are out here saying another man smelled great. Uh, excus...
S3-Epi 75 TECC "THROW BACK THURS. (s2-epi30) NATIONAL SIBLING DAY & Effin'MumbleJumble"
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- THROWBACK THURSDAY EFFIN'SIBLING DAY recall!!
