The Effin' CrunchCrew
Everyday life situations consisting of growing up in our days of youth to ghost , UFOs , crime and why is it so damn hot in Texas? I guess you can call this an adult radio show online (so we get away with a lil more) lol! Music is a big deal in our lives so if we can help by listening and maybe setting up an interview lets Go!!
S3-Epi 73 TECC Throw Back show "SOULS & REINCARNATION -THE IMMORTAL DANCE "(s2-18)
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- Who believes in reincarnation??
- What is a SOUL...No Blanco its not a James Brown song!
- 2 year old boy James talks about being a past life pilotbin WW II who was shot down
- Where is reincarnation more believed in ?
- Pan Blanco feels bad killing bugs... ?
- Will Pan Blanco reincarnate into a Camel Spider.. EWW !
- Most kids who talk about past lives usually stop remembering the past life around 5-9 years old . Does this mean we all could have been reincarnated??
S3-Epi 72 TECC "Dirty 0 Songs That Turned 30 Years OLD & Some Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
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🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!
Yeah, we know… it’s been a minute! We took a longer break than planned — damn Spook had to go and land himself in the hospital! But don’t worry, Big Spook’s alive, kickin’, and still talkin’ his mess! 💪🏽💀
We’re back in full swing and today we’re diving into some bangers that just hit the big 3-0! That’s right — songs that dropped 30 freakin’ years ago! Feeling old yet? Yeah, us too… 😂
Of course, we got your favorite dose of that Effin’ Mumble Jumble, the...
S3-Epi 71 TECC " ThrowBack Thursday(s2-epi7)"
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- throw back Thursday check out the craziness if you dare lol !!
S3-Epi 70TECC "Down Below and Let It Show” 😏
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-🎙️ “Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!”
Oh yeah, we’re talkin’ smack — because we effin’ can! (Just kidding… not kidding.) 😂
Pinkie lets it all hang out at the beach — and let’s just say, somebody got a free show… naughty, naughty Pinkie! 🌴🍑
Meanwhile, Spook & Blanco take us down under — no, not Australia — we’re talkin’ the underground tunnels at work! Shrines, witch covenants, and some straight-up creepy effin’ vibes down there. Who knows what’s lurkin’ in the dark? 👻
All that and a whole Lotta Effin’ Mumble Jumble
S3-Epi 69 TECC"Reincarnated, High, and Probably Your Ex"
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-🎙️ New Episode: “Did I Know You 800 Years Ago?!”
This week on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we’re diving deep into reincarnation — or as we’re calling it, “Why do I feel like my ex was my ex in five different lifetimes?” 🌀
We get real about how our upbringings shaped our beliefs: from Sunday school to sage burning, everyone’s got a story. Pinkie hits up a PowWow (and maybe, just maybe did some peyote… allegedly 👀🌵). We’re asking the big questions:
Do you believe you’ve been here before?Could your best frien...S3-Epi 68 TECC" The Dahmer of Mexico
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive into some dark and bizarre territory—starting with Miguel Cortez, the so-called “Jeffrey Dahmer of Mexico.” Are serial killers born with evil in their blood, or do life’s twists turn them into monsters? Pinkie jumps in with a jaw-dropping story about a woman selling human tamales (yeah, you read that right—WTF?!). No wonder Spook ain’t touching tamales anymore…
Meanwhile, we gotta ask—Is Pan Blanco out here secretly killing people without Spook? Not fair! 😂
We’ll also flip gears into the unexplained: U...
S3-Epi 67A TECC "THROW BACK THURSDAY (S2-24)"
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-“Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we’re hittin’ that rewind button, baby—it’s THROWBACK THURSDAY! Big Spook and Pan Blanco are in the building, and we’ve got a whole damn show of straight-up EFFIN’ Mumble Jumble. That’s right—no script, no rules, just grown-ass chaos.
Expect random memories, questionable facts, stories that should probably stay buried, and jokes that’ll make HR departments everywhere cry. Who knows what’s about to happen? Hell, even we don’t know.
So grab your drink, loosen your belt, and get ready t...
S3-Epi 66 TECC "Poo-Pourri, ADHD, and Fiery Drownings”
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-"Poo-Pourri, ADHD, and Fiery Drownings”
Episode: Effin’ Mumble Jumble – Just Spook & Tha Gurls
It’s just Spook & Tha Gurls today! Pinkie and Loca Lisa roll through the randomness while Spook bounces around on full-blown ADHD mode. Topics? Oh, you know… Poo-Pourri bathroom confessions, the secret truth behind who really makes those giant cell phones, and Spook trying to convince Loca Lisa that his vehicle is something special (spoiler: he’s way too excited).
The crew also dives into some deep waters—literally—talking undercurrents, and asking the a...
S3-Epi 65 TECC "Immortal Chaos! & Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
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-Spook, Loca Lisa & Pinkie crack open the ultimate mind-bender: Would you really wanna live forever, or is that just a one-way ticket to boredom and madness? We talk the good, the bad, and the ugly of eternal life — then toss Rapamycin into the mix, the so-called “fountain of youth” drug pulled straight outta dirt from Easter Island.
But let’s be real… Spook’s ADD derails the deep talk faster than a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, so expect tangents, trash talk, and plenty of Effin’ Mumble Jumble along the way.
S3-Epi 64 TECC “Red Rockets & Pocket Showers”
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew
Blanco’s finally covering up that Turkey flag tattoo—what’s he replacing it with? Believe it or not, Gus Gus! Then things get weird when Blanco starts talking “Red Rockets” (gross, bro). Meanwhile, Spook shows off his latest life hack: a portable bidet. He swears it’s a game changer… but Pinkie isn’t so sure once Spook whips it out of his backpack for show-and-tell.
On the food front, mashed potato enchiladas stacked with shredded, sautéed brisket have the crew drooling—strai...
S3-Epi 63 TECC "Cheezy-J’s Baptism by Bullsh*t Initiation: Welcome to the Chaos"
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew it’s just the guys—Pan Blanco, Big Spook, and Spook’s son-in-law Cheezy-J. They kick things off with Week 1 football talk, diving into the love/hate rollercoaster of Spook and Blanco’s Dallas Cowboys. But you know these two can’t stick to one topic for long—before you know it, the conversation spins into all kinds of Effin’ Mumble Jumble, dragging poor Cheezy-J along for the ride.
S3-Epi 62 TECC "Trinity River Secrets: Oscar Sanchez Garcia Case"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew
Spook kicks things off narrating the twisted Oscar Sanchez Garcia case and the victims’ stories—dark, real, and raw. Then we dive into a wild tale of a man who manipulates his side chick into helping him murder his wife 😳.
Meanwhile, a mosquito won’t leave us the hell alone (is Pan Blanco secretly a serial killer?? 🦟🔪).
“Dr. Spook” and his wife break out a new ER-themed board game where you either save lives… or kill your pati...
S3-Epi 61 TECC "The Boy Behind The Name : Jeremy From Pearl Jam"
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-The Effin’ CrunchCrew — “Jeremy: The Boy Behind the Song”
Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, things get deep. Spook discovers that he and Jeremy — the boy behind Pearl Jam’s haunting anthem — actually went to school together. Same hallways, same yearbook, just six months before tragedy struck. But was the whole song really about Jeremy? We dig into the truth — and Eddie Vedder’s other inspiration for those lyrics.
Of course, this wouldn’t be The CrunchCrew without a little chaos. Pinkie gets accused of aiding and abetting two fugitives...
S3-Epi 60 TECC "Coyotes, Crack Houses & CrunchCrew Chaos"
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- Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, it’s just Pan Blanco, Loca Lisa, and Spook talking straight-up madness. Blanco’s wife thinks she’s Snow White—feeding every damn critter in the neighborhood, coyotes included. Blanco nearly shoots two poor Wildlife Foundation workers, then almost throws hands with some dude trying to kick his way through his Wichita front door (turns out, the house used to be a drug spot 🤦). We break down why white folks always run toward scary noises, Texas’ dumbass new law limiting...
S3-EPI 59 TECC Throw Back Thursday "Pay Toilets- Mugging Money-& Cosmic Bullshit!!"
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-It’s Throwback Thursday on The Effin’ CrunchCrew! We start off aiming for a deep talk about the Universe—but of course Spook keeps swerving off course. Don’t worry though, we eventually get there… after a wild-ass ride through some ridiculous stops.
Pan Blanco confesses his questionable hotdog fetish 🌭, we try to figure out what the hell “Hebz” even is, and Pinkie breaks down the bathroom hustle in Mexico—where 25 cents only buys you three sad lil’ pieces of toilet paper. Then comes Blanco’s mugging story… where he not only flips the script, bu...
S3-Epi 58 TECC " THE BLOCKBUSTER MURDERS IN DALLAS,Tx : Late Night, Last Shift "
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew… we’re diving into some heavy Dallas history—the Blockbuster murders of 1994. Spook’s got a personal connection to this one, since he went to school with one of the guys murdered. And get this—Spook & Loca Lisa’s cousin called in sick that night… or else he would’ve been gone too. Chills, man. We take this episode a little different—less jokes at first, more real talk—and then we spin it back CrunchCrew style.
Because you know us, we can’t stay too serious...
S3-Epi 57 TECC " THROW BACK THURS. (S2-26 Cruizin' Riverchon!)
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew… we’re taking it way back for Throwback Thursday—all the way to Season 2, Episode 26: Cruizin’ Riverchon.
Back when Spook was still putting in work at KNON and later at Power 107 with the late, great Mix Master Jim Evans (R.I.P.)—weekends meant BBQs, checking out lowriders, kicking it with the homies before hitting the clubs on Saturday nights, then winding it back down on Sundays before the grind started again.
An...
S3-Epi 56 TECC “Whiskey, Breakups & The Dallas Ripper”
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-“Alright y’all… buckle up, ‘cause The Effin’ CrunchCrew is back in the building! First off, a big shout-out to all our listeners across the damn globe—who knew our nonsense would reach that far? Y’all sittin’ in Paris, Tokyo, Dallas, and probably some drunk dude in Oklahoma—thank you for tuning in.
Now, today’s show… oh it’s a good one. We’re talking about the pettiest breakups we ever pulled—like, ‘I love you, but I’m gonna break up with you over a Post-it note’ petty. Or hittin’ somebody with th...
S3-Epi 55 TECC ""Dolls, Demons & a Dash of WTF"
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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew – we’re dialing up the creepy factor! 😱
Loca Lisa’s house is going off like a horror movie with alarms that won’t stop… and apparently Matt Rife owns Annabelle?! WTF?! Who even takes a demonic doll on tour?! We’re also diving into Ed & Lorraine Warren’s final Conjuring movie and the eerie real-life facts behind it. Plus – what in the cursed world are LaBuBu dolls? 🤔
We’re getting weird with the true colors of human auras (and trust us—it’s trippier than you...
S3-Epi 54 TECC " THROWBACK THURS. (S2-Epi 84) Ol'School PLASTIC COUCH COVERS & CARPET RUNNERS!"
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Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet RunnersAh, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another Guy
Oh, the classic “surprise kiss” situation. That’s gotta be a bit of a shocker...
S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew...
We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF.
💥 Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three).
😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl.
🛳️ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?!
👿 A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning to kidnap w...
S3-Epi 52 TECC " Throw Back Thursday S2-Epi 23"
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Throw Back Thursday
- A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one?
- Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos
- "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm.
- Texas becoming its own country again??
- Not Just Q (sponsor)
- Change your ways & stop repeating history!
- Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my earl...
S3-Epi 51 TECC " Alcohol Poisoning, Paranormal Problems & WTF Facts"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew
Spook swears he doesn’t get hangovers—but he has had alcohol poisoning… so, make that make sense.
We’ve got Nick G. in the house—Spook’s lil big brotha—and he's finally telling us what it's like growing up in a freakin’ haunted house. (Spoiler: The ghosts were probably tired of them too.)
Also… WTF?! Just how much of America… isn’t even America?? 👀 Yeah, we went there.
Pour a drink (but maybe not too many), light som...
S3- Epi 50 "Throwback Thursday"
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Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild episode of The Effin' CrunchCrew! Here’s a quick rundown of all the chaos you’re about to dive into:
Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet RunnersAh, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed...
S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew...
"Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!"
Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill from there.
Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder...
We ask the real damn questions:
Can’t you just die and get on with it?
What’...
S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew
“To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?”
Y’all… it got weird. Real weird.
The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass?
Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spook’s sister, Barbara Jean—aka BJ (yes, that’s her real nickname and yes, we made it inappro...
S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th.
Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them — and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on the porch. B...
S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew...
We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka—aka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes.
Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred...
S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
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-Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew: 🔪💩
We’re diggin’ up bodies and talkin’ about bowels—because why the hell not?
We’re resurrecting our “Women Serial Killers” series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didn’t just ghost her lovers… she buried them. Literally.
But wait—ever heard of a poop knife? Yeah… we hadn’t either. But now we can’t un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cover it all with our s...
S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"
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🎙️Today on The Effin CrunchCrew:
Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?!
Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho students—just to dodge the death penalty? We’re talkin’ justice or just BS?
Meanwhile, Diddy’s out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind bars—and we still don’t know what the hell the baby oil was for... 👀💦
And in a real-life Disney horror story—a 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat her on the railing? Yep... Dad...
S3-Epi 43 TECC " HOLY SHYTE SUNDAY AT PINKIES!"
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S3-Epi 40 TECC " There were 4 and then they were 3 ..but Wait we still are 4 ??...Just Not Today!"
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S3-Epi 39 TECC (Replay S3-Epi 4 Latino up bringing)
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S3-Epi 38 TECC "Who Are These Fools & We Have A Podcast?? For Real??"
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S3-Epi 37 TECC" Throw Back Episode and Part 1 With DUCADO VEGA
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- CRUNCH CREW!! WE have a GOOD ONE for You All today ... DUCADO VEGA is in the house come listen and get to know him and the ties that are between Today On THE EFFIN' CRUNCHCREW boy do he and Spook & Pan Blanco have history From the early beginning's when Spook was rapping and Ducado was producing oh yeah and DUCADO brought some OLD SONGS of Big Spook and himself when they started....WE ARE TALKING 1995 & UP!! And the same lady who signed Beyonce and Jessica Simpson wanted to sign Spook and Ducado t...
S3-Epi 36 TECC " Women Are BadAss....Special Thanks to Rebecca!! Lets Celebrate!!
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- Today on The Effin CrunchCrew:
We’re taking a trip down memory lane with a very special guest—one of Big Spook’s ex-girlfriends from way back in high school! Tune in as we dive into how they met, what kept their friendship strong for over 35 years, and the hilarious, heartfelt moments along the way. Rebecca’s in town, and she’s got stories, laughs, and some serious wisdom to drop. We also take a moment to give major props to the strength, resilience, and overall badassery of women everywhere...
S3-Epi 35 TECC "TEX-KimO! Loca Lisa Is Back From Her Alaska Cruise!"
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S3-Epi 34 TECC "UFO's Vampires Maybe & Why Is Blanco talking about GusGus's Balls??"
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