Weird Stories; If Fog Could Sing

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By: Charlie Price and Robert Price

The shorter fiction, dramas, and poems of Charlie Price, read/performed by Charlie and Robert Price. Dark, surreal, comic, and peculiar stories of life, human nature, and the shadows within.

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The Dwarfs by Harold Pinter
The Dwarfs by Harold Pinter episode artwork
Today at 12:00 AM

The radio play by Harold Pinter

Performed and edited by Charlie Price





MUSIC:

Georg Friedrich Haas- ............, for viola and six voices

Leonard Bernstein- Symphony No. 1, "Jeremiah", final movement


The Collection by Harold Pinter
The Collection by Harold Pinter episode artwork
10/16/2026

Performed, abridged, and edited by Charlie Price


MUSIC:

"Embraceable You"- Bird and Miles, 1948

"My Funny Valentine", Miles, (live), 1964

Janacek- String Quartet "The Kreutzer Sonata"

Des Canyons aux Etoiles, (From the Canyons to the Stars)- Olivier Messiaen 






Content Warning:

Menace, One use of racist language


Luck
Luck episode artwork
10/02/2026

A monologue by Charlie Price




MUSIC:

Prelude for Solo Clarinet- K. Penderecki







Content Warning:

Strong lanuguage


The Escort
The Escort episode artwork
09/20/2026

Monologue by Charlie Price




Music:

Kodaly: Sonata for Solo Cello, Mv. II






Content Warning:

Strong sex references


The Baby
The Baby episode artwork
09/12/2026

A monologue




Music:

Mahler- Symphony No. II: Mv. I, Mv. IV, Mv. V









Content Warning:

Menace


Blissful Space
Blissful Space episode artwork
09/02/2026

Music:


Shostakovich: Symphony No. 14: III. "The Suicide" ("Three Lilies")


Malcom Arnold: Symphony No. 5, Mv. II











Content Warning:

Mental illness theme, Sex references 


Neighbours
Neighbours episode artwork
08/31/2026

Music:

Webern: Six Little Pieces for Cello and Piano

(Sample)    Messaien: Messe de Pentecote 









Content Warning:

Menace


Monologue
Monologue episode artwork
08/20/2026

Music:

Schubert: "Fruglinstraum" from Wintereisse

Franck: Prelude, Fugue, et Variation  Op. 18  

Chopin: Piano Sonata No. 3, Mv. III

Haydn: "Little" Sonata in G minor, Mv. I

Butterworth: "Is My Team Ploughing" from Six Songs from a Shropshire Lad










Content Warning:

Sex/Rape References


Heart
Heart episode artwork
08/12/2026


Music:

Telephone Call from Istanbul- Tom Waits 

"I got a telephone call from Istanbul
My baby's coming home today
Sell me one of those if I shave my head
Get me out of town is what Fireball said
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat
Never drive a car when you're dead"









Content Warning:

Strong language


The Blue Folder
The Blue Folder episode artwork
08/02/2026














Content Warning:

Suicide References/Paedophilia References


Impromptu
Impromptu episode artwork
07/28/2026

Music:



Beethoven, String Quartet No. 13, Mvs. IV and V

Bartok, String Quartet No. 5, Mv. II









Content Warning:

Death/Injury References/ Horror


Leaves
Leaves episode artwork
07/19/2026

A Tennis Fairy Tale





Music:

Scheherazade- Rimsky-Korsakov

Chichester Psalms, Mv. II: Adonai-Roi ("The Lord is My Shepherd")- Leonard Bernstein 











Content Warning:

Explicit Sex References, Strong Language, Homicide/Infanticide References  



The Dumb Waiter by Harold Pinter
The Dumb Waiter by Harold Pinter episode artwork
07/10/2026

Performed, realised, and edited by Charlie Price












(Copyright Pinter Estate)


A Slight Ache by Harold Pinter
A Slight Ache by Harold Pinter episode artwork
07/02/2026

Realised and edited by Charlie Price


EDWARD: Charlie Price

FLORA: Elizabeth Kuti






(Copyright Pinter Estate)


Five Revue Sketches by Harold Pinter
Five Revue Sketches by Harold Pinter episode artwork
06/23/2026

1) That's Your Trouble

2) Trouble in the Works- (N.B. As published in Pinter: Plays II, this sketch ends on the line "Trouble". When asked by FIBBS "What do they want to make in its place?", WILLS replies, in line with the title, theme, and metaphorical conceit of the sketch, "Trouble" but, if memory serves, Pinter changed the last line in certain performances and screen interpretations of this sketch. The BBC, for example, released an animated version of the sketch in the 70s in which WILLS answers that the factory workers don't wish to make trouble, they wish...


The Last Train
The Last Train episode artwork
06/20/2026

Music:

Ravel: Pavane pour une infante défunte  Pavane for a dead princess  

(played at the piano by the composer) 







Content Warning:

Strong language, mental illness theme, xenophobia


Cyril and Paul
Cyril and Paul episode artwork
05/21/2026

Performed by Charlie and Robin Price

Written and edited by Charlie Price


Penalty
Penalty episode artwork
05/10/2026

Music:

Franz Schmidt: Prelude and Fugue in D major "Hallelujah" (for organ)

Jean Langlais: Chant de Paix








Content Warning:

Strong language, mental illness theme, disturbing scenes, obesity references


The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams
The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams episode artwork
05/03/2026

A sound production (no pun intended!) of the classic play.

Directed, realised, and edited by Charlie Price

Performed by Charlie Price (as Tom, Laura, and Jim) and Elizabeth Kuti (as Amanda)

MUSIC (not in chronological order):

R. Strauss: Ein Heldenleben

Traditional: Jamaica, or The Jovial Broom Man, or a Kent Soldier's Exact Relation of All His Travels in Every Nation · The City Waites, How the World Wags: Social Music for a 17th-Century Englishman

Bryzgi Shampanskovo (Splashes Of Champaigne) Tango - Orkiestr pod upravlenijem Luisi (Orchestra dir. by L...


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm episode artwork
05/01/2026

A rhapsody of monologue, dramatic sketches, phone calls, and soundscapes.


A speaker-set with a bizarre defect, a concerning voicemail, an ultra-competitive game of chess, a worrying barber, communication difficulties...

Enjoy...


Written, performed, realised, and edited by Charlie Price

(Also featuring Liz Kuti)






MUSIC (non-chronological):

Miles Davis: All Blues from Kind of Blue

Holst: First Suite in E flat for Wind Orchestra

Wood: C...


Victoria Station by Harold Pinter
Victoria Station by Harold Pinter episode artwork
04/20/2026

Short Play by Harold Pinter

Performed and edited by Charlie Price







Content Warning:

Strong Language


The Picture
The Picture episode artwork
04/06/2026

Music:

Honegger: Pastorale d'ete

Honegger: from Symphony No. 3 "Liturgique" 


Footsteps and Chat
Footsteps and Chat episode artwork
04/06/2026

An Audio Play by Charlie Price (written, performed, edited)











Content Warning:

Strong Language, Drugs, Mental Health, Fear


The Evangelist
The Evangelist episode artwork
04/01/2026

Music:

Nunc Dimittis, Michael Tippet


Testing
Testing episode artwork
03/20/2026

Music:

Cinnamon Horses from Wild God (2024)- Nick Cave








Content Warning:

Fetish/Sex references/language


But a Whimper
But a Whimper episode artwork
03/11/2026

"This is how the world will end

Not with a bang, but a whimper"

The Hollow Men, T. S. Eliot


Anger Management
Anger Management episode artwork
03/03/2026










Content Warning:

Strong language, upsetting references


An Australian Clown
An Australian Clown episode artwork
02/24/2026

Monologue written, performed, edited by Charlie Price












Content Warning:

Strong language, homophobia, references some viewers may find offensive


The Wildlife Photography Competition
The Wildlife Photography Competition episode artwork
02/14/2026












Content Warning:

Strong language, horror


Sufficient Battle
Sufficient Battle episode artwork
02/03/2026

MUSIC:

The Beatles, Wild Honey Pie (The White Album)

Nick Drake, Riverman

Nick Drake, Man In a Shed








Content Warning:   (This episode is particularly disturbing. Please proceed with caution. Though its strongest content is tongue-in-cheek and metaphorically suggestive rather than realist in tone, some may still find it objectionable) 

Holocaust theme, content some listeners may find offensive (particularly as it pertains to aging and veganism themes), cannibalism theme, strong...


Angela
Angela episode artwork
01/26/2026

Rewritten and rerecorded









Content Warning:

References to rape, language


Make Me an Instrument
Make Me an Instrument episode artwork
01/17/2026

Rewritten and rerecorded


MUSIC: Poulenc  Magnum Mysterium 

from four Christmas motets







Content Warning:

Strong language, strong sex, infant mortality


The Therapy Pony
The Therapy Pony episode artwork
01/06/2026

Rewritten and rerecorded.


MUSIC:

Leo Ornstein Piano Sonata No. 4, Mv. II









Content Warning:

Sex references, injury detail


Dry Humour
Dry Humour episode artwork
12/31/2025

Music List:

"Harbour Reflections" from Southwold Sonatina by James Rae

Mv. II: Andante from Poulenc's Sonata for Two Clarinets

Ligeti, Requiem, Mv. II: Kyrie

Berio Sequenza III for Female Voice









Content Warning:

Mental Illness, Suicide Theme, Menace


The Little Snowman
The Little Snowman episode artwork
12/26/2025

Music:

Adam Lay Y Bounden- Boris Ord

In the Bleak Midwinter- Holst

While Shepherd's Watched Their Flocks by Night

Away In a Manger arr. Cleobury

The Shepherd's Farewell- Berlioz












Content Warning:

Mental illness theme


Just like? It was
Just like? It was episode artwork
12/21/2025

"It started to snow

And you said it was like Christmas.

But you were wrong,

It wasn't like Christmas at all"

Just Like Christmas, Low







Content Warning:

Menace


Voicemail
Voicemail episode artwork
12/14/2025

Play for single actor and mobile phone device


Panic
Panic episode artwork
12/09/2025

Trigger Warning:

This episode contains references to trigger warnings



Content Warning:

This episode contains references to rape and animal cruelty. Also infrequent strong language. 


Choices
Choices episode artwork
11/30/2025


Three More Strings
Three More Strings episode artwork
11/25/2025

Three.

Enjoy.


Written, performed, and edited by Charlie Price 








Content Warning:

Suicide references, creepy mood