Brown Bag Mornings

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Tanya, who discovered her fiancé is spending $500 per paycheck on "freaky Zoom calls" and webcam models just as she found out she’s pregnant. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts a Backstreet Boy for his beachside slur controversy and investigates Donald Trump’s proposal to rename the NFL to "Silly Deep Balls".

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Coyote attacks in Carson driveway

(4:17) Chisme: Backstreet Boy's Florida beach beef

(8:59) Rap Sheet: Pooh Shiesty robs Gucci Mane

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🐺 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” shifts from bears to coyotes as the real street menace. 😬 A Backstreet Boys member gets exposed after a messy public argument that has everyone talking. 🏡 Petty neighbor drama reaches new levels you didn’t think were possible. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets wild as Tanya deals with cheating… while hiding a secret of her own. 🎟️ Good Friday turns chaotic with games, callers, and Magic Mountain tickets on the line. 🐰 Vic breaks down the real meaning behind Easter traditions, and 🏈 Trump has NFL fans heated with a take nobody asked for.

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Eddie decide if he should "sample" a Christian baptism like a Costco sausage or stick to his Catholic roots to save his engagement. Between the theological debates, they roast Kanye West for stopping his So-Fi show because the "spinning world" visuals were moving too fast and the stage lights looked too much like a "corny" Vegas disco.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Over $500k in stolen "Cadillac" converters

(3:54) Chisme: A wild story about injected sperm and restrooms

(6:55) Pet...

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
🎤 Ye can’t have a show without some petty chaos, and this one delivers. 🤡 April Fools’ Day completely backfires as social media floods timelines with fake stories people actually believed. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets real as Eddie faces an ultimatum—get baptized or lose his fiancée. 💔 Becky G finally addresses her relationship and confirms she’s giving her cheating fiancé another chance. 🧠 A study breaks down why men lie when their masculinity is tested, and it gets a little too real. 🏈 Plus, Puka Nacua’s unexpected rehab situation has fans trying to figure out what’s really going on.

The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market

(3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident

(7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution

(9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy...

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🏈 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” reveals the easiest way to casually run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl. 🐯 Tiger Woods gives a major update following his accident, and people are locked in. ⚖️ Judges are apparently “petty maxxing,” and skipping court might cost you way more than you think. 🤖 AI goes too far again—this time turning the Mona Lisa into a viral thirst trap. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the latest weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline tackles a tough situation involving family beef and a funeral. 💔 Khloé Kardashian admits she punched Lamar Odom, while 🍫 a massive chocolate Easte...

The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits

(3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face

(5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed

(8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Esca...

🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” questions why LA keeps showing up in full bear mode. 🍀 Kris Jenner somehow becomes a good luck charm in China, and it’s as random as it sounds. 🙏 A surprising story reveals Biggie spent his final night apologizing, showing a different side of the legend. 🎥 One viral moment proves making content can literally change your life overnight—this is your sign. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tricky as Lester hides a Colombia bachelor party from his fiancée. 😬 And a Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for all the wrong reasons—from wild performances to teeth falling out on stage. 💰<...

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chivas!

(1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost

(7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport

(9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:01) Homie Hel...

The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill

(3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent

(6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans re...

🎤 The crew reacts to the idea that J. Cole could’ve been part of G-Unit and how different hip-hop might look today. ⚖️ A judge proves you can’t out-petty the system in a hilarious but brutal moment. 📱 We break down how fake “good news” stories keep going viral because people want something positive so bad. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tense as Melissa considers uninviting her own mom from her baby shower. 🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” delivers a surprisingly sad bear situation that hits the feels. 💰 And Kim K is being called generous… but let’s be real, who’s actually wearing that outfi...

🤖 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes us to Whittier, where the robots are apparently… not it. 😬 Things get awkward as Howie Mandel snaps during a tense moment, proving nobody likes being called old. 🎬 A mystery movie teaser has the crew hyped—especially since one of their own might be the star. 🌦️ Concrete Storm checks in with the weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets messy with a friend making a very bold weekend request. 😳 Shaq clears the air on his viral DMs, while 💰 Meta and YouTube might finally have to pay up. 🧠 Plus, a simple word that could actually help calm your anxiety.

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots

(4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal

(7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday

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🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again.

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground

(4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moa...

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💔 The crew dives into the messy rumors surrounding Ryan Garcia’s relationship, with social media pointing fingers and dropping names. 🔫 A shocking Petty Police story involving a cornhole player takes a dark turn you won’t see coming. 🤖 We break down how innocent AI fruit videos somehow evolved into dramatic, cheating-filled storylines. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets spicy as Veronica calls out her cousin for dodging debt while living her best Coachella life. 🧾 A DTLA brunch turns violent over a bill, plus wild new ideas on how to fund your wedding using… other people’s money. 💸

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(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and begging for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia’s viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA Marathon 'mile 18' finishers

(3:07) Chisme: Ryan Garcia’s "ugly artist" cheating drama

(7:40) Rap She...

Description / SHOW NOTES
🚨 The episode kicks off with newly released Justin Timberlake footage that he definitely didn’t want out, including multiple moments from his arrest and aftermath. 🦁 In Petty Police, a comedian is facing serious legal trouble after joking about The Lion King. 📱 A viral warning about a popular tracking app has people rethinking their privacy after claims it could land you in serious trouble. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Brian is stuck between loyalty to his best friend and helping his homie’s ex. 💃 The Pussycat Dolls reunion takes a dramatic turn, and the excitement quickly gets overshadowed by internal issues...

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to decide if Brian should stay loyal to his homie or donate to a cheating ex-girlfriend currently "locked up overseas" in a Turkish prison. They also roast the "career-altering" footage of Justin Timberlake claiming he was on a "world tour" during his DWI arrest and investigate why robots are entering "tweaker mode" in local restaurants.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dancing robots in tweaker mode

(3:05) Chisme: Justin Timberlake DWI footage

(7:15) Rap Sheet: French Montana leaks and producer drama

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The crew stage a massive intervention for a three-time caller named Junior, who is currently battling "post ___ clarity" guilt after using a "rhino" pill to hook up with his ex while his toddler was in the other room. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Tom Brady for bullying NFL players' moms and investigates why The Game is using vending machine codes to slide into women's DMs.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Blondie the bear's community tragedy

(4:35) Chisme: Latto's pregnancy with 21 Savage

(8:35) Rap Sheet: The Gam...

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🐻 The crew starts with a heartfelt community walk for Goldie the bear. 🤰 Then, major buzz hits as rumors swirl about Latto being pregnant. 🥊 Ryan Garcia lands in Petty Police for trying to cover his tracks. 📺 A new Temptation Island Spain moment goes viral with a guy watching his girl cheat in real time—Montoya 2.0 is here. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Junior calls back AGAIN after sleeping with his ex and now wants to confess to his current girl. 😳 Plus, things get messy between Justin Bieber and Usher after an alleged run-in at an Oscars after-party—right in front of Beyoncé. 🌾...

The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Fern, who is attempting a strict one-year trial run with his baby mama while the crew debates if "revenge P" is a crime or a lifestyle choice. The "studious fools" also celebrate Afroman turning his legal bad times into catchy music videos and investigate a woman who dumpster-dived for 900 feet of a wavy, "jacked-up" Oscar red carpet.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dumpster diving for Oscar carpets

(3:51) Chisme: Ray J vs 90s rappers

(9:04) Petty Police: Afroman wins fre...

Description / SHOW NOTES
🎬 The crew kicks things off with a look at the Oscars red carpet and standout moments. 😤 Ray J jumps into the drama surrounding Brandy’s past and calls out multiple names, taking things to another level. 😂 A viral pastor and his yelling translator have the internet locked in like it’s a WWE match. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Fern returns with an update after testing the waters playing house with his baby momma before their trip. ✊🏽 Plus, Dolores Huerta speaks out after decades, as new allegations surrounding Cesar Chavez spark serious conversation about his legacy.

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🤖 This episode kicks off with a wild look at how tech has evolved from Pokémon GO to delivery robots failing in real life. 🎤 LaRussell sparks controversy with a track that has people questioning his judgment. 👀 Pop stars get petty online, and one viral “demure and mindful” trend takes a serious and unexpected turn. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Azalea calls in about her suegra causing chaos at home. 💋 Finally, new tea drops on the Coldplay kiss cam scandal with Oprah getting the inside scoop.

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(00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: From Pokémon GO to delive...

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Aalia navigate a "suegra" who pays rent in trash bags but has the audacity to "side-eye" Aalia’s Amazon packages while wearing her stolen bedsheets. The "studious fools" also investigate how your 2016 Pokémon Go obsession accidentally helped train robot delivery drones to map out the inside of your restroom.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Delivery robots stuck in floods

(3:51) Chisme: Mace, Shyne, and Brandy

(7:37) Rap Sheet: La Russell's controversy

(12:20) Petty Police: Bruno Mars likes Taylo...

The "studious fools" navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Nina, whose baby daddy is skipping their daughter’s Sweet 16 because his sancha-turned-girlfriend feels "disrespected" by the family invitation. The crew also roasts Kevin Hart’s terrifying new Vegas wax figure that looks more like a "botched" King Bach or a young Cuba Gooding Jr. than the actual comedian.

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Jurassic Park eras soft launch

(3:41) Chisme: Kevin Hart's botched wax figure

(6:58) Rap Sheet: Snoop Dogg's failed trademark attempt

(9:49) Petty Police: Dolphins kidnap man for construction

😬 This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode starts with the internet piling on Kevin Hart after a viral moment involving his wife. 🐬 The crew then dives into a bizarre conspiracy claiming dolphins abducted a man and forced him to build a city underwater. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Nina calls in after her baby daddy chooses his new girlfriend over going to their daughter’s Sweet 16. 🎧 The team also reacts to rumors that Apple could be putting cameras inside future earbuds. ⚾ Plus, a wild report suggesting Dodgers Stadium could be renamed “Uniqlo Field” has fans stressing about another iconic LA venue name disappearing.

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The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gracie, a 40-year-old lunch lady who is terrified of starting over in communications but quickly finds herself debating the merits of breast implants versus a new hair color to jumpstart her career. The "studious fools" also roast Ice Cube for winning a Razzie Award for "Worst Actor" for a movie where his entire performance consisted of making an "angry face" at a computer screen while his son got kidnapped by aliens.

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Kobe's Mural

(2:48) Chisme: Rihanna's Stalker

(5:21) Rap...

❄️ This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode covers Drake fans trying to crack a possible “Iceman” album release date hidden in his posts. 🎬 The crew also recaps the biggest moment from the 2026 Oscars, reacts to Ice Cube catching heat for a Razzie nomination, and breaks down the viral “Explain the 90s” trend. ☎️ Plus, Homie Helpline helps Gracie face a major life change at 40, and the team talks LAFC game chaos, a Barbie Dreamhouse rental, and a Studious Foo conversation about non-monogamous relationships.

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(00:00) Rap Sheet: Ice Cube named Worst Actor at the Razzies
(04:27) Scrolling with the Homies: Th...

🤯 This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode features Cam’ron going viral after admitting he once peed the bed as a grown man. 🎧 The crew also dives into Drake leak rumors and album speculation while covering Live Nation ticket drama, a viral celebrity breakup, Rosie’s Homie Helpline dilemma, and another chaotic round of Brown-Bag-N-Harmony.

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Chicken chicken chicken head moment
(03:00) Chismation: Cam’ron admits he once peed the bed as an adult
(08:02) Petty Police: Live Nation employees accused of overcharging fans
(12:05) Scrolling with the Homies: Viral celebrity family breakup news
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🎧 This episode of Brown Bag Mornings dives into Drake leak rumors and new album details while a famous rapper shocks fans by admitting he once peed the bed as a grown adult. 👀 The crew also breaks down Live Nation’s alleged ticket overcharging drama, a celebrity family breakup going viral online, and Rosie’s tough Homie Helpline decision about firing her brother. 🏀 Plus the show covers Oscars rule changes, Selena merchandise lawsuits, Gen Z leaving Instagram, and Dwight Howard’s retirement.

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(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Chicken chicken chicken head moment
(02:59) Chismation: Cam’ron...

🚁 This episode of Brown Bag Mornings dives into Kelly Clarkson accusing American Idol of misleading her about her winning prize, and new rap drama involving 50 Cent and Papoose. 📱 The crew also reacts to a disturbing viral police car video involving two teenagers and helps Patty navigate a messy tax refund dispute in Homie Helpline. ⚾ Additional topics include celebrity gossip, hip-hop beef, viral internet moments, and Mexico’s elimination from the World Baseball Classic.

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🗣 Chismation: Kelly Clarkson says American Idol didn’t exactly keep it real about what she won after taking the crown. Now she’s calling them out and the internet is shocked.

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: This is chilling. Two teens allegedly plotted to unalive another student, but the way they’re joking and laughing in the back of the police car is what’s sending this video viral.

🌦 The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 12th, 2026 forecast for the city.

☎️ Homie Helpline: Patty’s man wants half of her income tax refund… but refuses to share any of h...

📍 Don’t You Know I’m Local: Taxis might finally be winning again. A new change in the city has rideshare drivers stressing while cab drivers are probably celebrating.

🗣️ Chismation: Is Tyrese Gibson wrong for this? A viral video shows Tyrese committing a crime on camera… but if we’re being honest, a lot of people have probably done the exact same thing.

🚨 Petty Police: A woman receives a mysterious package from her ex’s mom… and what’s inside leaves everyone shocked. This scandalous suegra might have taken pettiness to another level.

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: T...

The crew reacts to bizarre items found in the LA Metro lost and found 🚇, Tyrese going viral for committing a common but questionable move on camera 🎥, and Bad Bunny surprising fans with a new twist on a familiar song 🎶. The show also dives into a Homie Helpline dilemma where Aiden wonders if he should confront his newly single mom about posting thirst traps online 📸. Plus: billionaire rap news 💰, Luka Dončić’s tough situation in Los Angeles 🏀, and a sports record tied to Kobe Bryant getting broken.

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The crew navigates a "squatter" situation on the Homie Helpline for Ariana, whose boyfriend helped her move into her first solo apartment and then simply refused to leave, prompting Concrete to share how he "never left" his girl's house after her family prayed for his soul. The "studious fools" also lose their minds over Letty’s "hardcore" survival story from the LA Marathon.

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The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet.

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📍 Don’t You Know I’m Local: The craziest finish in LA Marathon history! Shoutout Letty, Humberto, the Power Street Team, and Jose Quintero from Cali 93.9.

🗣️ Chismation: Hollywood seems to be turning on Timothée Chalamet and the industry chatter is getting louder.

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: One guy ran a full marathon on nothing but vibes — no real training, just hopes and dreams. Now the internet says we officially have no excuses.

☎️ Homie Helpline: Felicia’s man just got out of jail and now he’s having trouble in the bedroom. She needs help figuring out wh...

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" also analyze Vic’s delusional claim that Giannis Antetokounmpo is Lakers-bound because he spent four hours reading the NBA star's lips at a fancy restaurant.

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🎬 Don’t You Know I’m Local: The crew gets hyped about the new Fast & Furious ride coming to Universal Studios Hollywood and the fresh cars that were just revealed.

🗣️ Chismation: Khloé Kardashian once got a tramp stamp honoring her dad — do you have any tattoos you regret?

🚓 Petty Police: Beyoncé’s father walks out of an interview and throws subtle shade at Tina Knowles!

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The viral “1–10” game is taking over the internet — it sounds easy, but people are getting way too heated trying to play it.

☎️ Homie Helpline: Janet cheated on her...