Brown Bag Mornings
Letty, Concrete, Vic, Angie and Greg C come together for Brown Bag Mornings. They love to hustle, put people on game, and of course, clown. Check them out LIVE everyday on POWER 106 5A-10A, Monday thru Friday.
6/15/26 The Shohei Murakami Compromise... 🙃 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks’ historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson’s dad being a world-class hater on live TV.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🖖]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:46) Chisme
(5:26) Rap Sheet
(8:00) Petty Police
(10:06) Scrolling
(13:02) The Weather W/ Conc...
06/15/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👶 THE JUNIOR JUSTICE WAR & 🏀 BRUNSON’S HATER DAD
The squad is sounding the alarm on dangerous SoCal rip currents—stay out of the water unless you want to face Concrete’s "sea monster" fears! 🌊🦈 We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for a dad fighting for the "Junior" title, only to find out some moms are out here running secret identity operations in youth sports just to spite their husbands. 👶🕵️♀️ From the tragedy of a baby named Gonzalo looking like a construction foreman to the legendary near-miss of a child almost named Goku, the crew debates if firstborn sons really deserve their father's name. 🐉👟 Shoot the Jay gets heated as we react to the...
6/12/26 God Sent Me An Edwin... 🫠 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟♂️
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(4:31) Chisme
(6:48) Rap Sheet
(8:50) Petty Police
(13:40) The Weather W/ Concre...
06/12/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💃 THE SHAKIRA STUNT DOUBLE & 🍫 THE $700K CHOCOLATE COIN SCAM
The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gol...
6/11/26 The Clam Chowder Conscience... | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast.
[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:38) Chisme
(5:00) Rap Sheet
(8:38) Petty Police
(13:00) Scrolling
(19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(21:46) Homi...
06/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ⚽ THE WORLD CUP ANTHEM PREMIERE & 🥖 THE 5,000-YEAR-OLD CAVEMAN YEAST
The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm...
6/10/26 Be a Man and Cheat on Her Already... 🤝 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".
[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:57) Chisme
(6:12) Rap Sheet
(9:19) Petty Police
(13:53) Scrolling
(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(19:1...
06/10/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎓 DR. BELL’S NICK CANNON DISSERTATION & 🚗 THE CARIBBEAN CAR TOW SCANDAL
The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the c...
6/9/26 Catfish Your Own- Mom??? 🤕 | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.
[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:24) Chisme
(5:05) Rap Sheet
(7:34) Petty Police
(11:48) Scrolling
(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(18:50) Homie Helpline
...
06/09/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🥛 KANYE’S KINKY COW VIDEO & 🏠 THE MOMMY DEAREST PRISON
The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like...
6/8/26 Going to the DMV to Put the P in the V... 🍆✈️ | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:54) Chisme
(5:21) World Cup Week
(8:27) Petty Police
(11:31) Scrolling
(14:46) The Weath...
06/08/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕵️ MELVIN’S CHINESE SPY SCANDAL & 🚪 TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL PETTY WALKOUT
We’re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ⚽️🎶 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he’s known for only a month—is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ✈️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are inviting the whole city to our massive World Cup watch party at Dave & Busters in Ontario this Thursday for games, giveaways, and body paint! 🏟️🍻 The P...
6/5/26 Arts and Crafts with the Scissors ✂️ | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy.
[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:54) Chisme
(6:48) Petty Police
(10:22) Scrolling
(14:32) The Weather!
(16:30) Homie Helpline
(38:17) Snoop Do...
06/05/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐸 DOJA CAT’S ELON DISS & ✂️ THE ARTS AND CRAFTS SCANDAL
The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ⚽️🪧 Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates th...
6/4/26 | Should She Expose Him At Graduation?! 👀🎓💀 | Brown Bag Mornings
Description:
Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.
Chapters:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(04:59) Chismation
(07:32) Petty Police
(13:01) Scrolling
(16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(17:38) Homie Helpline
(52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets
(57:40) Always...
06/04/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎓 Graduation Party Revenge
Description / Show Notes:
Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community 🎉 Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman 😾🚨 Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream 😳📱 Chismation breaks down Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice 🎤 Finally, Studious Foo teaches everyone the proper way to hug their kitty on this very important day 🐱❤️
Chapters / Timestamps:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(05:02) Petty Police
(10:31) Homie...
6/3/26 I Knew It Was Mine, But I Was Shy... 🍼 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🤷♂️]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:39) Chisme
(7:03) Movie Talk
(10:19) Petty Police
(13:34) Scrolling
(16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(19:11) Homie Helpline
(50:03) Chisme
(52...
06/03/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎬 JLO’S CO-STAR CURSE & 🌿 MR. BEAST’S SECRET SHIPMENT
The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. 🎬💍 We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. 🌿✈️ Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old daughter he abandoned during his 15-year marriage. 👶💔 Callers weigh in with their own experiences of "deadbeat" parents trying to come back once the kids are grown. 📱⚖️ Finally, we find out how Vic plans to be the stingiest millio...
6/2/26 The Breakup Tea 🍵 | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:09) Chisme
(6:48) Rap Sheet
(8:18) Petty Police
(14:07) Scrolling
06/02/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🔫 SAUCE WALKA’S DRAKE HIT & 🦂 THE SCORPION WITCH REVEAL
The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic’s lowrider "date" with...
6/1/26 The $300 Soul Snatcher 👻 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:17) Chisme
(5:53) Rap Sheet
(8:48) Petty Police
(13:00) Scrolling
(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!
06/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕯️ THE $300 BLOOD OATH & ⚽ DIEGO LUNA’S WORLD CUP BETRAYAL
Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS will suspend your whole block’s mail! 📮🐕 The Petty Police call out the USA soccer team for using Diego Luna to market to Latinos only to leave him home during the World C...
5/29/26 In Front of His Sack... ? ⚽ | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle.
[Edited by @iamdyre ✂️]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:07) Chisme
(5:12) Rap Sheet
(7:37) Petty Police
(11:13) Scrolling
(14:48) The Weather
(16:09) Homie Helpline
...
05/29/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🖐️ THE NO-HANDED TICKET & ✂️ KHLOE’S VASECTOMY ULTIMATUM
The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have! 🚓🖐️ We’re diving into a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring "monster-in-law" horror stories, including one mother-in-law who demanded her daughter-in-law get a hysterectomy and another who lied about an autistic child speaking just to be spiteful. 👵🔥 Chisme with Angie breaks down the drama behind Khloe Kardashian forcing Tristan Thompson to get snipped and legally "owning" his embryos to stop the baby mama cycle. ✂️💎 The squad also discusses Young M.A.’s preference for dating straight women and Gucci...
5/28/26 The Brujo's Bargain 🧙♂️ | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season.
[Edited by @iamdyre 😮💨]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:46) Chisme
(7:05) Rap Sheet
(10:06) Petty Po...
05/28/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕯️ THE $60 BRUJA SPELL & ⛓️ KIM K’S PRISON RESCUE
The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship! 🕯️😱 We’re also breaking down the $500 million San Pedro development set to snatch the "Tallest Ferris Wheel" title away from Santa Monica. 🎡⚓ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re getting the inside scoop from Peso on how Kim Kardashian literally walked into a juvie facility and secured a second chance for the homies. ⛓️🙏 The Petty Police investigate the Cleveland Cavs banning Fat Joe from courtside only for his "bad luck charm" to strike them a...
05/27/26 89 and Still Tryna Rizz?! 😭🍆 | Brown Bag Mornings
Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans.
Chapters:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(02:58) Chismation
(07:29) Petty Police
(10:34) Scrolling
(14:23) The Weather with Greg
(16:11) Homie Helpline
(35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets
(40:46) Amish Paradise
(40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local
(45:45) Chisma...
05/27/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 😭 Grandpa’s Carniceria Rizz
Description / Show Notes:
Brown Bag Mornings kicks off with Benny Blanco admitting something about Selena Gomez that has everybody yelling “simp!” 😭 Then a 10-year-old girl goes viral for standing on business with ICE 👀 The Homie Helpline gets wild when Chalino asks if his 89-year-old grandpa should be allowed to chase love with a 40-year-old woman from the carniceria 🌹 Bad Bunny also shows how powerful manifestation can be, and Money Moves breaks down another scam hitting women in OC 💸
Chapters / Timestamps:
(00:01) Chismation
(04:31) Scrolling
(07:59) Homie Helpline
(23:20) Chismation
(26:55) Money Moves
Hosted by Simplecast, a...
5/26/26 Posting the Meat for Free... 🍆 | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:35) Chisme
(6:27) UFO Files
(9:06) Petty Police
(12:37) Scrolling
(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(17:11) Hom...
05/26/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🛹 P-ROD’S SKATEBOARD SAVE & 🥊 RAY J’S "RIGGED" MMA MELTDOWN
The squad is losing it after Ray J got flattened in a bare-knuckle MMA fight and immediately started snitching about a "plan" that went south backstage. 🥊 We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex posted a private photo on Instagram and held his favorite skateboard hostage—until pro skater Paul Rodriguez (P-Rod) called in with a legendary surprise. 🛹 Then there's B from the LBC, who is stuck living with a petty ex who throws her laundry on the street after 15 years together. 🏠 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on ICE agents alle...
05/22/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: Mayor Karen Bass & THE HOMIE HELPLINE HEIST
We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Nate, whose "accidental" namesake friend maxed out his cards for a $1,000 spree, and Marcy, who came home from an armed robbery stint to find her homie in Watts had been renting out her BMW to the whole complex! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the terrifying 140 mph "bullet buses" that might be terrorizing the 5 freeway soon just to get people to San Francisco in three hours. Mayor Karen Bass stops by to talk about her deep Latino roots, her first protest at age 10, and why collaboration is the on...
5/21/26 Gummy Worm Status ... 🪱 | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode] The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter after his toxic ex-girlfriend posted a "purple-headed yogurt slinger" to his car-themed Instagram burner in a bid for "closure." Between the "pecker" drama, the crew roasts Lupe Fiasco for blaming his forgotten lyrics on 90s LimeWire pirates and debates if Drake officially stole Concrete’s cadence for his new Nike ad.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:15) Chisme
(5:43) Rap Sheet
(8:24) Petty Police
(12:38) Scrolling
(17:10) The Weather W/ Concrete
(18:24) Homie Helpl...
05/21/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎤 LUPE’S LIMEWIRE MELTDOWN & 🍆 THE REVENGE PECKER POST
The squad is roasting the absolute pettiness of Lupe Fiasco after he stopped his show to blame "dirty bastards" from the Limewire era for his own forgotten bars. 🎤🤡 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend logged into his burner car account to post a "pecker pic" as the ultimate revenge. 🍆📸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so the crew debates if "closure" is just a trap to get you back in a toxic cycle or if you should just bring your grandma to help you get your skateboard and laptop back. 🛹👵 We also expose Greg’s bizarre...
5/20/26 Three Felonies and a Fake Friend... 😶🌫️ | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode] The squad attempts to talk Nate out of "breaking kneecaps" after his day-one homie maxed out his credit cards while he was sitting in jail on three felonies. Between the betrayal drama, the crew investigates the $9 million c*****e bust hidden inside Kim Kardashian's Skims shipments and reacts to an Arsenal player getting his "whole cheeks" out on live TV.
[Edited by @iamdyre ☃️]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:28) Chisme
(5:31) Box Talk
(9:20) Scrolling
(12:43) Petty Police
(15:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(17:20) Homi...
05/20/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ❄️ KILO KIM’S CRISIS & 💳 THE HOMIE HELPLINE HEIST
The squad investigates the massive $4 million c*****e bust found inside Skims shipments and wonders if "Kilo Kim" is about to drop a "Coke White" collection. ❄️📦 We hit a heated Homie Helpline for Nate, who came home from jail to find his "friend" maxed out his credit cards and is now offering a weak $20-a-week payback plan. 💳🤐 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are reacting to an Arsenal player getting completely pantsed on live TV and former Google CEO Eric Schmidt getting booed off stage by graduates for pushing AI. ⚽🤖 Rick Ross takes pettiness to a new level by trying to...
5/19/26 "Day Zero Deadbeat": Drake Fans vs. The Rihanna Hive | Brown Bag Mornings
The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Maggie, who is weeks away from giving birth and debating if her son should carry the last name of her "Day Zero" deadbeat ex, Bobby from Baldwin Park. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Drake Hive for spamming Rihanna’s comments with ice emojis and investigates the 140 mph "bullet bus" that might soon be terrorizing California freeways.
[Edited by @iamdyre 👨🎓]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:56) Chisme
(7:04) Box Talk
(9:30) Petty Police
(14:06) Scrolling
(17:55) The Weather W/ Concret...
05/19/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👰 THE LAST NAME LEGACY & 🤖 AI GRADUATION GONE WRONG
We're diving into the "soft" move of Miley Cyrus’s fiancé wanting to take her iconic last name to stand behind her legacy. 👰💍 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Maggie, who is weeks away from birth, asks if she should give her son his deadbeat dad’s last name or keep her maiden name to avoid a "scorched woman" vibe. 👶⚖️ we are sounding the alarm on a college graduation that used AI to call out names, only for the bot to malfunction and skip hundreds of hard-working graduates! 🤖🎓 The crew also reacts to the "petty" Drake fans spamming Rihanna’s comments and the chance...
5/18/26 Would You Throw Your Kid a 'Spicy Function'...? | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode]
The squad attempts to settle a "parenting war" for Jimmy after his 11-year-old was caught searching for "baddies" on Tubi, featuring a legendary caller’s "spicy function" involving awkward PowerPoint presentations. Live from the Disneyland 70th celebration, the crew also roasts Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for allegedly getting caught at a bullfight with his ex’s bridesmaid just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock".
[Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️]
Chapters
(00:00) Live from Disneyland
(1:20) Chisme
(4:50) Petty Police
(7:24) Scrolling
(11:46) The Weather W/ Concre...
05/18/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👰 DAK’S BRIDESMAID BETRAYAL & 🌶️ THE "SPICY FUNCTION" PARENTING WAR
The squad is losing it over Dak Prescott allegedly being caught with his ex’s bridesmaid at a bullfight just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Jimmy, whose 11-year-old was caught searching "hot girls" on the family TV, leading to a hilarious debate on whether a cake-filled "spicy function" presentation is the move. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re saving your wallet with $1 summer movie deals at Regal while investigating Pete Davidson’s "deadbeat" allegations after his baby mama whispered her frustrations on TikTok. We’re also...
5/15/26 Even the Dog is Dead to Me... 😬 | Brown Bag Mornings
[Full Episode]
The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house.
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Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:23) Chisme
(7:14) Rap Sheet
(9:23) Petty Police
(13...
