The Sci-Fi Wise Guys
An insight/comedy podcast where two unqualified friends break down and riff on straight-to-stream sci-fi and fantasy films. Join the Sci-Fi Wise Guys as they aim for art but land in comedy.
We'll Always Have Tom Paris (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episodes 9-10)

We recap the final two episodes of Lower Decks Season 4. Does it hold up? Will Chris' predictions come true? What is going on with Mariner? Is everyone just a puppet?
Proof of Concept (Xenogenesis)

We travel back to 1978 to discuss James Cameron's first foray into film making! Deep sci-fi lore, miniatures, and living room sets: everything you need to be successful!
Discount Super Shredder (Jason X)

We go (back) to the future with Jason Vorhees as our horror (in SPACE!!!) capstone. Jason destroys a spaceship and a space station using nothing but his machete and the idiocy of his victims.
Planet Hell (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 8)

Do our Lower Deckers cave to the pressure and danger of an ever encroaching moss? Find out on this clip show/flashback episode that really isn't either!
Urban Rock (Doom)

The Sci-Fi Wise Guys revisit the Doom franchise with it's original cinema entry. DOOM is really just a homeless man's Aliens, but we get an interesting performance from Karl Urban and Dwayne Johnson as two actors of the same (alleged) height interact with each other on the same set.
Cult of Split Personality (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 7)

AI is the phrase of the day as the crew of the Cerritos (and the galaxy) deal with the ramifications of their computerized challengers!
Bad Choices (Alien)

Horror in Space returns with another fundamental entry in the Sci-Fi Horror subgenre! Corporate greed and poor decisions almost waste the entire crew of the Nostromo.
Ferangcuterie Board (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 6)

Captain Freeman flexes her diplomatic muscles and manages to put one over on the Ferengi while our Lower Deckers each experience some growth. Platonic growth that is. (No, seriously, strictly platonic.)
Technobabble Xtreme (Planet of the Vampires)

The Sci-Fi Wise Guys hearken back to a simpler time. Practical effects, interesting cinematography, and fantastic outfits. In many ways the progenitor and inspiration for many sci-fi horror films. Mario Bava shows us how it's done!
Anarchy Party (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 5)

We join the Cerritos crew as they escort some Betazoid "diplomats" and experience chaos!
Hellgate ...in SPACE!! (Event Horizon)

We kick off Horror in SPACE!! month with the cult classic Event Horizon! Horror or horrible? A capable cast tomb raids a ship lost in an experiment gone wrong! Who rescues the rescuers?
Gimme that Stink! (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 4)

Well, I say, in this live recording, we try to discuss Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 4, Something Borrowed, Something Green but mostly just repeat jokes! We learn how certain members of the Cerritos deal with their past and feelings! Pirate weddings, Mark Twain, bridal kidnappings, and more!
Hybrid Theory (Wyrmwood: Apocalypse)

We're back to the land down unda, as the Sci-Fi Wise Guys revisit the Wyrmwood franchise. A sequel with returning actors, motifs, and more Mad Max!
Galactic Drop Bear (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 3)

We join the crew of the Cerritos as they perform tech support and escape from Black Mountain in this live show review of Lower Decks S4E3!
El Transportador (El Camino)

What's in the box? Don't do it, trust us! You'll lose your family, your job, and your ship!
Dropping a Deuce (Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episodes 1&2)

Lower Decks returns with a new season of hijinks, promotions, and Moopsies!
Regular or Menthol? (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

The Sci-Fi Wise Guys revisit a nostalgic masterpiece as a capstone to Turtles Month. Turtle Power!
Across the Turtleverse (Turtles Forever)

On the 39 and a half anniversary, we look back at the Turtle's 25th anniversary celebration! The Ninja Turtles come up against....the Ninja Turtles in this dimension bending crossover extravaganza!
Turtles Gone Wild (Ninja Turtles Cartoons)

Join the Sci-Fi Wise Guys as we sample the various animated Ninja Turtle shows! We try to highlight the differences and celebrate the similarities!
Turtles 2: Judgment Day (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie)

More turtles in time!? Mystical mayhem ensues when Casey Jones travels to the past and helps the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles learn about teamwork and family.
Gotham's Least Weird Visitors (Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Rogue's galleries converge as the Ninja Turtles arrive in Gotham after tracking down the Foot Clan. Can the caped crusader see eye to eye with four teenage turtles?
Introducing Paul Rudd (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes: Mutant Mayhem)

The Turtles are back! We kick off the 39 and half year anniversary of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with our thoughts on their latest big screen offering! Do these new heroes in a half-shell live up to the hype? A stunning new art direction and excellent voice acting leads this character driven story towards a new audience.
Nobody Loves Baby Spice (Corona House Part 2)

We bring JTRO July to a close with the back half of Corona House! Ghosts, consent, time travel, and the true meaning of "badussy" are all explained!
Unintelligible Badussy (Corona House Part 1)

JTRO July continues with the first six episodes of Corona House! Aging reality TV star The Lobo is stuck in quarantine in Australia. Can he survive the boredom? Can he survive a new roommate? Can he survive...Corona House?
Duck Noises (FP 4EVZ)

We return to the Temple of JTRO and drink deep from the waters of Mt. Bitch. Is this the end of our hero and his film series? It leaves us wondering, 'what the duck?'
Happy Zombie Eve! (Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead)

We got deep in the Outback with this Aussie action horror flick. Some twists and turns keep this show on the road straight towards the Ozpocalypse!
Papers, Please (Biopunk)

We cap off our most recent crop of short films with...this thing. Kristian Nairn doesn't hold back this story but it certainly doesn't successfully tell its story.
LIVE! 3-Year Podiversary Celebration and Award Ceremony

We close out our third year with our annual award ceremony and a rousing game of Wheel of Copyright Infringement!
Super Sentai: Now and Forever (Power Rangers: Once and Always)

We take a cheese fueled nostalgia trip back to Angel Grove. A bittersweet reunion of the cast and IP shows us why this show was beloved.
Ghostbussin' (Lockwood & Co. Pilot)

We travel to merry ol' England as Lockwood and Co pits literal children against ghosts that can kill them. Who ya gonna call?
LIVE! Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Our live show from April is back and in your podcast feed! We discuss the newest Dungeons and Dragon movie offering and throw in a bonus review of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
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Airships! (Floaters)

Joseph Roberts shows the world how to create a world and tell a story in less than 5 minutes. This Science Fiction short film checks every box for the Sci-Fi Wise Guys!
This Little Light of Mine (Brightburn)

What would happen if Superman was an evil little kid? That's it.
Adopting Isn't For Everyone (Agent Revelation)

We watched another movie that's actually a sequel with aliens invading Earth. It's more than just a coincidence folks! It even has a Star Trek alum in a commanding role! And it's totally not stealing The Matrix series naming convention!
Mean Mugs and Shoulder Shrugs (Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops)

We return to the Outback with another zombie film! Featuring some stunt performers turned actors, it's aggressively shrugging zombies versus black ops operators with infinite ammo!
SPEAKING MAGIC WORDS (DragonLance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight)

The first and possibly last Dragonlance adaptation! Using somewhat outdated animation technology was either a stylistic or budget related choice, but a fantastic voice cast brings this story to life!
Pelor in the Streets, Raven Queen in the Sheets (Dungeons & Dragons: Book of Vile Darkness)

Someone came to the table and said "Let's be bad guys." We travel with Grayson and his evil party of really bad people to stop an even worse person from being evil. The writers discover something called "character growth" along the way.
Every Dragon Has Its Day (Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God)

Somehow they greenlit this sequel! The Sci-Fi Wise Guys stand outside the party and see if it's worth joining. At least it's more dungeon than dragon.
Long Live Snails, Death to Snails! (Dungeons & Dragons)

The first (un)successful adaptation of the Dungeons & Dragons IP to film form. The good guys have no real plan while Jeremy Irons' hams it up as the Big Bad Evil Guy and Bruce Payne as Blue Lips is the ultimate hench.
Who Hunts the Hunter? (BackSpace Returns)

The Sci-Fi Wise Guys dive into the newly released sequel, BackSpace Returns! How much movie is too much movie? How many jokes can you squeeze into 6 minutes? Can lightning strike twice? Do all robots curse? Are blackholes and whiteholes related? Where do the blackholes actually go? This sequel gives us more of the good stuff.