Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show
Comedians Stu Murphy and Joe Heenan love movies and love talking to each other about movies. The podcast where serious analysis comes second to faffing about and good times are to be had by all who choose to listen."Two big thumbs up" - BBC London
Episode 168 - Terror Is A Bucket And A Balloon
From Other Mommy to It's Macaw-ll Over Now.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the love language of soup and the walnut jazz connection.
"I'll play my zombies my way."
Episode 167 - This Bro's Catching Old Gregory For Insta, Yo
From The Paper to Highland Clearance, 50% Off.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the adults only release of a lioness into the wild and the aimless wanderings of Liam Neeson.
"Stop confusing me with names of people."
Episode 166 - An Inappropriate Number Of Babies
From Heart Of The Beast to Shellshocked!
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the literal triple threat of Harrison Ford and the man shot into a French farm by Brion James.
"My garage."
Episode 165 - Amber Midthunder: String Pioneer
From Terminal Velocity to Moan Of Arc.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a sentient teenage washing machine and the dangers of downhill bowling.
"She's brought lies to the skies of America."
Episode 164 - Grace Brothers Versus The Nazis
From Resident Evil to Face Down, Ass Up.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the horror of artists fighting critics and why Eric Roberts should leave women alone.
"For your combobulations."
Episode 163 - Big Players, Small Parts
From Spider-Man: Brand New Day to No Thing But Trouble.
In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest NEIL BRATCHPIECE discuss, among other things, the cleanest gunfighter from down Mexico way and the child that isn't evil, just drunk.
"He was the Gen X Tom Holland."
Episode 162 - The Margot Robbie Hate Mail Campaign
From Raiders Of The Lost Ark to The Haddock That Caused Havoc.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the most forgetful boy band of all time and what happens when the money breaks.
"That's reincarnation the hard way."
Episode 161 - Not Ashley Judd Chasing A Chocolaty Killer
From The Whisper Man to Sunday School, Schmunday School.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, battling a gelatinous war criminal and the Clue remake nobody asked for.
"How many bits is she?"
Episode 160 - The Erotic Yorkshire Side-quel To Blade Runner
From Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma to What The Hell Was That?
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, murderous meta chairs and Kermit the Frog's horrifying secret.
"Peter Pan is the angel of death."
Stu & Joe's Wee Dumb Film Show Pt.8
We are recording today for publication next week and then we'll be back on our traditional schedule. In the meantime, here's the rudest, most puerile thing we've recorded. It is gross and disrespectful and you should absolutely not listen to it.
Episode 159 - Sharks! Soviet Sharks!! ON THE MOON!!!
From The Odyssey to Work, Rest & Play.
In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Tim Curry finally getting his due and romantic footballing seabirds.
"They're coming to get you, Bambi."
*Due to a technical fault there is a temporary background hum in the first half of the show. We were unable to remove it and we hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the pod.
Stu & Joe's Wee Dumb Film Show Pt.7
While Stu & Joe are overwhelmed by the Edinburgh Fringe, please enjoy this snippet meant for the Patreon subscribers. Back soon.
Episode 158 - Lesbianism Is Relative
From Dressed To Kill to The 10 Commandments With Danny And The Aardvark.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Sidney Poitier's surprising slut shaming and Shakespeare's lost teen sex comedy.
"How do I reach these keeds?"
Episode 157 - Not All Monkeys
From Link to Bird Flew.
In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JACK BROOKMYRE discuss, among other things, the human bridge to victory in Europe and the best Native American medicine money can buy.
"Third thoughts."
Episode 156 - When Life Gives You Plemons...
From Bugonia to For Fox Sake.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, hunting Nazis with vengeance coffee and the difference between a horse and a stunt horse.
"He's too the best."
Episode 155 - I'll Never Forget Old Whassername?
From The Invite to Sliding Into Vengeance.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Orson Welles' cake deceptions and the horniest despot in space.
"She's the Dorothy Parker of Medieval Britain."
Episode 154 - The Great FON Debate
From The Taking Of Deborah Logan to It'll Be A Wild Boar Of A Good Time.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, whipping Charles Laughton into shape and sexually progressive British gangsters.
"The Karate Child?"
Episode 153 - Parisienne Style And Duelling Brandos
From Natural Born Killers to What Are You Caribou-ing?
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, vengeful heating systems and Shakespeare's greatest chocolate tragedy.
"Oh Belmondo!"
Episode 152 - Stalked By The Murderous Disco Queen
From Arachnophobia to The Jazz Minger.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, underwater paranormal justice and unexpected emotional connections to park rangers.
"Well I've changed my mind."
Episode 151 - Jim Henson Goes Too Far
From The Eye to We Are Not Greenlighting That.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why blind people make the best violinists and boiler repair Disney style.
"But you can't say that in Practical Magic."
Episode 150 - Movie SMERSH, get it?
From Quantum Of Solace to First Class Trouble.
In this episode - the 150th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Joe Pesci; International Playboy Spy and the first choices of second bananas.
"License to knack."
Episode 149 - Social Climbing, Chocolate Style
From The Car to Get To The Point.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, mangos being emancipated from slavery and how Rennies can't cure everything.
"Sounds like non-Christian fun to me."
Episode 148 - The Hunting Of A Foul Mouthed Ice-T
From Surviving The Game to Lucille's Having A Ball.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, fear and loathing in the Southie Projects and the great diva murder conspiracy.
"Fields of daisies, Molly!"
Episode 147 - Have The Sports Cars Stopped Beeping, Clarice?
From Red Planet to Something To Crow About.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the ice lolly people of Mars and the 80s flop with the pod's dream cast,
"Being the Proclaimers is easy."
Episode 146 - Can A Shark Or A Ball Be A Sidekick?
From The Little Mermaid to Love Is Never Black Or White.
In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, the rodents weaponised by a Bond villain and jobless dogs in the northeast.
"The Devil Wears Pra-deux!"
Episode 145 - Jessica Batmo And The Mystical Austrian Egg Boy
From The Towering Inferno to Swansong.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the silent man keeping kindergartners in line and Esther Williams style religious intolerance.
"Vostvusters!!"
Episode 144 - Emotional Manipulation With Basketballs
From E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial to Flaming I'm Gonna Go.
In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS FORBES discuss, among other things, time travelling trawlermen and the need for loo breaks while hunting down fugitives.
"Home of the prestigious Golden Monkey."
Episode 143 - Musings On Jiggery Pokery
From Hard Target to The Dish With The Fish.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, if a man and a salad can truly be friends and new levels of niche with Gina Lollobrigida.
"Yes, THE Yancy Butler."
Episode 142 - Noel Coward's Sunday Afternoon ASMR
From Thrash to Locust In Mexico.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the return of bands solving crimes and the woman who dominated Clint Eastwood.
"That was your brain in third gear."
Episode 141 - Tense Times In The Colour Coded Containment Core
From Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice to Donkey Hottie.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leonardo Da Vinci's conspiracy amphibians and the squirrels that rule the school.
"You can't beat a bit of Skeet."
Episode 140 - A Meeting Of Minds Over Mr Mapother
From Winter's Bone to While You Beast Me!
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a rabbit to bring the world together and the best thing Ken Dodd has done in years.
"I'm looking for the hamster I married."
Episode 139 - Australia's Most Australian Australian
From Egghead Republic to Catch Ye Jesus If You Can.
In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELAINE MALCOLMSON discuss, among other things, the touching story of an ugly crooner and a disturbingly popular woodland sexual awakening.
"Would you rather fight an immortal sized duck...?"
Episode 138 - A Cavalcade Of Light Entertainers
From 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple to Don't Panic, It's The Titanic.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brian De Palma's love of escalators and stairs and the unrestrained violence of Stan Laurel.
"Its return heralds disaster."
Episode 137 - The Soulful But Politically Incorrect Vigilante
From Palm Springs to The Bullet Dodger And The Coffin Dodger.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, coin operated gunships and which Dune is the best Dune of all the Dunes.
"I thought I smelled cottage."
Episode 136 - Drug Lords and Dead Legs; It's The Oscars Special
From The Bluff to Kiss Of The Antarctic.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the great Art Carney injustice and the needless body shaming of Ariana Grande.
"You're always harkin' for Arkin."
Episode 135 - Haunted By Yoghurt
From Saturn 5 to Bear With Me.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Spock fluffing his lines and Casablanca's romance free ending.
"Why don't you jeff off?"
Episode 134 - The Canine Temptations Of John Hannah
From Send Help to Ladybirds Of Courage.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, escaping slavery very slowly and Martin Lawrence's equine identity crisis.
"We'll throw another chicken on the pentangle."
Episode 133 - And How Are You Spelling That Name?
From Anaconda to You Drunk F...
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leatherface's wellness treatments and high school non-aquatic bird romance.
"Thwap!"
Episode 132 - And Introducing...The Big Strawberry Monkey
From Marty Supreme to The Big Racoon Adventure Of Paris.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the uselessness of science fiction doors and what happens when potatoes go to war.
"He's a high kicking flank of silverside."
Episode 131 - Emmanuelle Beart's Island Of Shenanigans
From Perfect Blue to The Fish On My Lobe On The Stage Of The Globe.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Warren Beatty's southwestern afterlife options and opportunities for Russian college leavers.
"You're in the groove, Jackson."
