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Well we found it, this is hands down the worst movie we’ve seen this year. Never lacking in the slap stick but more confused about itself than I was with my sexuality after watching Brad Pitt in interview with a vampire… this is My Boss's Daughter. 

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This week Johnny is going elbow deep into satan’s asshole because he can't guess a clue to save his life, unless it's spoon fed to him.  I guess he'll just have to GET OVER IT!! 

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This week our intrepid band dons their finest Exo suits and dive into a non stop thrill ride packed to the brim with battles, space ships, planet gods, and hair metal anthems in a way that only the 1980’s could provide…. This is Transformers The Movie. 

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This week, thanks to a friend of the podcast the gang kicked off our new monthly series Listener Pick&Flick with a bang.  With a bold film suggestion our derisive duo dives into this bizarre 90’s cult classic…this is eXistenZ.

Big thanks to fellow Calgarian, Ven for dropping some suggestions into the gangs inbox! 

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Have you ever wanted to see a live action recreation of the game, Call of Cthulhu? Well neither did we, but like it or not, it’s the best and worst part of this weeks dive into the acting career of Nick Cage!! It’s The Wicker Man!!!!

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This week our intrepid crew head back to 1970's Texas to witness first hand all the cheesy dialogue, ambitious dance numbers and gotcha journalism that one little whorehouse can handle!  It's The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!

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This week the gang was too busy to participate in the normal tomfoolery. So we packed up our shit wagon and headed out to the local cinema, for a cocaine fuelled romp in the Alps...that's right we saw Ballerina.

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The week we head back to college for a raunchy classic that harkens back to films like Animal House and...well..mostly just Animal House, but with the charm of Ryan Reynolds, that's right it's Nation Lampoon's Van Wilder.

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This week, get your beer helmet on and fill your kiddie pool with KY Jelly because we're going streaking!  The gang settles in to watch a movie that epitomizes the term Raunchy Comedy and going Old School!

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Buckle up, grab your beer and let's go back to a simpler time of rape fueled Italians, nude beaches packed to the gills with old man dicks and robot fights!  That's right kids, Scotty doesn't know it's Eurotrip.  Mi Scuzi!

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This week we kick off the "summer" right with our first flick of our Summer ain't no bummer Raunchy-com Romp.  And you know we had to do Jay and Silent bob Strike Back.  So grab a blunted, your hetero life mate and join us for this cult classic.

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This week we go back to a time when a good looking girl with all the natural charisma of a stale fruitcake could get her own dance flick.  And that's exactly what Jessica Alba did, there's no booboo here, this is Honey.

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If you ever wondered what it would be like to sit and watch a movie starring Ice Cube and Charlie Day, playing teachers who head to the parking lot after school to fight?  Now you don't have too, because we took that bullet for you, that's right it's Fist Fight!

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We reached deep in to the vault for the this weeks episode.  And, surprise it's not just because we were lazy, we were busy damnit!  We didn't want you to go a week without a Johnny intro, so this week we travel back to July 21 2020, when Johnny and Sarah sat down to watch that zombie classic Pontypool.  Apologies for the ranging thunderstorm that set off multiple car alarms while we recored....

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Buckle up KIDS!  Put on your finest neoprene crime fighting outfit, dinosaur themed helmet and come on down for a good o'fashioned morph'n time, jam packed with the wrong kind of camp and none of the heart of the original.  That's right it's mighty……nope, just Power Rangers.

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This week we dive back into the old west for a weird flick, an odd one, some might even call it ridiculous.  That's right its Adam Sandler's historically insignificant flick, that some how was less fun than underwear lined with mousetraps.  That Netflix exclusive, The Ridiculous 6.

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If you ever wanted to watch a terrible movie from a tired genre with the depth of a kiddie pool and all the emotional range of a potato then have we got the movie for you!  This week we rustle some beefs with this early 2000's disaster, Texas Rangers.

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On the heels of the 35th anniversary on the best Ninja Turtle movie, this week our intrepid gang jumps head first into the sewer of a more radical time to watch those 4 green mutant ninjas who once again foil Shredders evil plans and stomp out the Foot for good.  That's right, it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret of the Ooze.

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Today we mercifully take a detour to an objectively better time with this forgotten Horror Comedy hybrid.  That handier than a 6 armed hooker in a glory hole that's right its Idle Hands. 

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Did you ever wonder what it would be like to see a mid level teen sitcom star buck social convention and expose every single inch of herself on the world stage in a series of increasingly awkward naked dance numbers and seizure-esqu sex scenes all with no plot or payoff?  Well wonder no more because we’re watching Showgirls!!!! 

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Have you ever wondered what would happen in you took all the worst parts of the movie For Richer or Poorer and mash it up with the movie Dutch?  Wonder no more, because this weeks move is that masterpiece, you guessed it, it's Holy Matrimony.

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This week the gang gouge out their eyes with grapefruit spoons and Mr Magoo our way through a class in crime fighting 101… all to celebrate that 2003 masterpiece Daredevil.

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This week for our last of the worst Best Picture wins the gang get all gussied up to watch some vaudevillian prison princesses do their best to be baD.  Thats right, it's 2003’s Best Picture winner CHICAGO!!! 

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This week in our second to last week of the Oscar Special, we sit down to watch a modern western classic No Country For Old Men. So grab your ass-less chaps and your lucky coin,  then hunker down for No Country for Old Men.

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Things get steamy in the studio with another Valentine's Day Special.  This year Sarah keeps the spontaneity alive and forces Johnny to watch a campy rom-com horror based on a kind of true story about falling in love with your inner Monster, this is Your Monster.

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Welcome to week two of our worst Best Picture Oscar wins of the 2000's.  This week we dive into a fun filled romp packed with a midlife crises, bland story telling and underage boobs... (bet you didn't know about that), it's Best Picture winner American Beauty!

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This month we dive into Best Picture films for the early 2000's.  Big shocker...we didn't agree with the Academy!  Gather around, mount your steed and get your torch of Gondor lubed up....this week we are diving balls deep into Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

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This week the gang dawns their puffiest shirts and turn on get their moodiest lighting, as head on down to the local theatre to brood and sing and swashbuckle. That's right, it's Phantom of the Opera. 

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This week we put on our nicest bellbottoms and our finest ascot then hop in our psychedelic van and go off on an adventure of mystery and the super spooky supernatural.  Topped off with a talking dog that provides all the laughs you could ever need, it's the 2002’s Scooby-Doo.

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This week the gang dives head first, no protection, right into a film that’s just so damn quirky that it hopes you’ll forget all of its weaknesses…. like the story, plot points, or a payoff… but Sarah seems likes it.  This is BLOW DRY!!! 

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Right out of the gates we hit the ground running at a brisk saunter…. 
get ready for a root’n toot’n surprisingly good time back in the old west with the gang, as we watch 3:10 to Yuma.

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Alright kids or probably elderly folks this weeks movie might be near and dear to your heart. This week our merry band of Misfits sits down to watch the beloved Christmas Special that's celebrating it's 60th year, it's Rudolph the Red-Noised Reindeer.

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This week Sarah shows Johnny, with a little patience and time you can find both a Christmas Day release and a flop in one.  You really can have it both ways; creating yet another feud in their relationship!  Similar to Wabashaw feuding neighbours Max and John in this weeks movie, Grumpy Old Men.

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Do you have a mean sense of humour, mental illness, and come from a dysfunctional family? If you answered yes, then you are probably the kind of sicko… I mean hilarious person that would love  this jolly Christmas classic!!  This is, The Ref.

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For the first week of our Christmas day flops we go back in time to the era of silent film and Hollywood debauchery for what we feel might be one of the most slept on future classics that we’ve ever seen. Watch cinematic history unfold in Babylon.

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In a world full to the brim with terrible, forgettable comedies ....get ready for the forgettable-ist ( that's a word) packed with the worst that Adam Sandler has to offer.  Yup, it's Jack and Jill….. dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnn. 

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In the 90’s there was a Canadian horror flick so iconic that it put the entire country on the map and spawned a franchise, that never quite achieved the cult status of the first. Now we go deep into the anus of this forgotten sci-fi sequel that took the formula of the first and then took a hard left.  Luck you, now you get to hear us talk about Cube 2: Hypercube!! 

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(Steps up to the mic) Ahem, once upon a Christmas dreary, I was tired and oh so weary, I thought oh yes I’ll watch a classic, one that's just so damn fantastic. But in my haste I got the bonE, twas a terrible sequel... Home Sweet Home Alone.

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This week our intrepid podcasters hop into their time machine and go all the way back to the 1950’s by way of the 80’s for a nonsense fuelled sexscapade that will leave you as disappointed as any lady unlucky enough to let peewee put his little peewee in them. 
That's right.. it's Porky’s! 

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Much like everyone ever on earth, you’ve probably thought to yourself, 'I wonder what a movie about a road trip, a hitchhiker, a strange usually naked woman, an old woman and vampires would be like'?  Well intrepid movie goers, wonder no more…. it's The Forsaken. 

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