Xena Made Me Gay
Two "Xena: Warrior Princess" super-fans recap each episode, diving deep into nostalgia, television tropes, and an escalating queerness of our favorite 90s show.Follow us on Instagram @xenamademegay
S2. Ep. 2. Remember Nothing or Baddie Circle Jerk
Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.
S2. Ep. 1. Orphan of War or Mom-shaming
Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.
24. Is There a Doctor in the House or General Blabla
Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.
23. Death Mask or Therapy Breakthroughs
Alice and Kris discuss grilled squirrels, Ancient Greek plastic surgeons, and what an oily guy is.
22. Callisto or ADHD Queen
Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.
21. The Greater Good or Argo’s Heroic Butt
Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.
20. Ties That Bind or Babygirl Ares
Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.
19. Altared States or Lesbian Brokeback Mountain
Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.
18. The Prodigal or Warrior Surprise Party
Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.
17. The Royal Couple of Thieves or Straight Men We Don’t Hate
Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.
16. Mortal Beloved or The Claws of Heterosexuality
Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.
15. Warrior... Princess or Pterodactyl... Attackers
Alice and Kris discuss horse hair care, medieval Y2K fashion, and the beauty of Paris Hilton's voice.
14. A Fistful of Dinars or The Shaky Bridge Economy
Alice and Kris discuss Xena's escape room hobby, Ancient Greek hair salons, and what aspects of the episode are the most like "Saltburn".
13. Athens City Academy of Performing Bards or The Daddy
Alice and Kris discuss poetic twinks, Sylvester Stallone's fashions, and recognizable reception desk ladies.
12. Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts or a Parade of Assholes
Alice and Kris discuss dominatrix leg exercises, Xena going to Paris, and whether nightmares rob you of your beauty.
11. The Black Wolf or The Roman Empire of the Roman Empire
Alice and Kris discuss the importance of merch in Ancient Greece, dungeon guard burn-out, and new ways to fry iPhones.
Special Episode or Who the Hell are Alice and Kris
Gaze at the gays behind the podcast, find out how XWP got mixed up with ballet and opera, and dive into the 90's chatroom culture on a very special and personal episode of 'Xena Made Me Gay'.
10. Hooves and Harlots and Scissoring on the Dark Side
Alice and Kris discuss centaur procreation logistics, meeting the Head Lesbian, and whether Jared Leto should have appeared on "Xena".
09. Death in Chains or Zombie Hide-and-seek
Alice and Kris argue about the quality level of disposable boyfriends and feel frustrated by being given a sequel to what feels like a sequel but is instead a prequel.
08. Prometheus or Charming Toasters
Alice and Kris enumerate the appliances that are superior to Hercules. They also discuss extra windpipe holes and the approximate idea of a crocodile.
07. The Titans or No Weapon November
Alice and Kris continue to discuss weird concepts of virginity in XWP. They also talk about judging heterosexuals, casually joining resurrection rituals, and every worker’s right to go on Holy Walks.
06. The Reckoning or Fax Machine Face
Alice and Kris discuss whether Ares is a bottom, the 90s flogging fad, Xena's Hulk moment, and saying "yay!" to resurrections.
05. The Path Not Taken or Two Half-naked Chicks
Alice and Kris discuss the two important ingredients for fine dining, the difference between grope-y taverns and rape-y taverns, Corporate Evil Mixers, and advancing perversions.
04. Cradle of Hope or Ping Pong Baby
Alice and Kris discuss nuclear family disruption, multiple MacGuffins, Xena's belly-dancing skills, and using infants as therapy.
03. Dreamworker or Boob Dagger
Alice and Kris discuss “The Matrix” conspiracy theories, Alice’s LARPing past, ayahuasca trips, extra toes, and weird concepts of virginity.
04. Cradle of Hope or Ping Pong Baby
Alice and Kris discuss nuclear family disruption, multiple MacGuffins, Xena's belly-dancing skills, and using infants as therapy.
03. Dreamworker or Boob Dagger
Alice and Kris discuss “The Matrix” conspiracy theories, Alice’s LARPing past, ayahuasca trips, extra toes, and weird concepts of virginity.
02. Chariots of War or Porno Dad
Alice and Kris discuss daddy issues, killing great warriors in the belly, rugged outdoorsy villains, and keeping communications open.
01. Sins of the Past or Nonbinary Horses
Alice and Kris discuss t.A.T.u.’s queerbaiting, popular 90s shows, why all the villages in Ancient Greece are poor, Xena’s kung-fu powers, Gabby’s “not like the other girls” attitude, and other bits that would make you nostalgic for our favorite lesbian warrior couple.
