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Horrorble Opinions read Crabs on the Rampage (1981), written by Guy N. Smith. What can we say? Is it a book? Sure looks like one. Does it have pages? Yes. Do things happen? Yes. Is this one man's opportunity to kill off people he finds annoying? Feels that way. Usually you should read or watch the material first and then come listen to our Horrorble takes on it, but this time maybe you just skip the source material. This book turned us into doomsayers.

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Horrorble Opinions discusses the morality of hitting on former students in Crabs! (2021), directed by Pierce Berolzheimer. There's gonna be a moment when Daniel cries out because a bug is eating his eye; you've been warned. When did horshoe crabs become the drug dealers of the sea? Where is Radu from and can we move there? Who thinks that elbows and toes are the key to all dance moves in the olympics? We got us some hot wheels over here, be a shame if the only way he could get a girl interested is by cosplaying as Ultraman.

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Hey Horrorble people, today's episode is brought to you by that one weird Folger's commercial. You know the one. We are of course covering R. L. Stine's Oedipus Head. I mean R. L. Stine's Pumpkinhead (2025) which totally is a Tubi Original so you know it's good. What lengths will a child go to in order to escape the pressures of an Asian household? How cool is it to live in a van in the woods? When is a kid a big enough jerk that they deserve it? Find out all of this and so much more!!!

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Get ready to spit up some ghost jizz while you listen to our one hit wonder discussion of the 2019 horror comedy Extra Ordinary.  Which host has bad allergies and makes gross noises during the recording (hint it's the same one it always is)?  What is a real devil’s threeway?  How is it that these goddamned truck drivers keep getting away with running people over?  Trigger warning for snotty noises that were left in cuz it's funny when they make fun of Daniel’s grossness.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky...

It finally happened!  We found a Jack Black movie that Ryan doesn't hate!  And that movie is 2025’s meta horror comedy Anaconda.  We’ve got explosions, weird accents, big snek, even bigger snek and cameos from OG cast members!  INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Ghat here, bringing you a podcast as insignificant as Wes' genitals in Glorious (2022). I'm a child of an elder god, or not, or maybe I am, and I need your help to save the world. Just open up your ear holes and listen in as Kenny, Daniel, and Ryan fail to see the bigger picture and instead focus on if Wes murdered his girlfriend or not. The OG Charon shows up and is maybe helpful though not as helpful as Gary who is totally necessary Ryan unlike you! Admit it, you'd put your eye up to the hole.

Join Horrorble Opinions in the bed and let's remember all the dolls that got us to this place. Where does Child's Play stand when compared to other franchises? For enjoyability, we agree that it has a higher floor, but does it also have a lower ceiling? Name another franchise that doesn't introduce a main character until the fourth movie? We're looking at you Stephen's College alumn and world class poker player Ms. Tilly. Would you watch a tv series with Brad Dourif in a red wig? And you tell me! You tell me! What other franchise has a Devon...

You're not going to make paper puppets out of us, Horrorble Opinions, we can promise you that! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 6 "Panic Room" directed by Samir Rehem, 7 "There Will Be Blood" directed by Amanda Row, and 8 "Final Destination" directed by Jeff Renfroe. Who wants to be a port your storm? Have you seen Prison Break? Or White House Down? Or Beatlejuice? Do you like Star Wars force ghosts? How come there's a difference between sucking on weed and sucking on chili-dogs outside the Tastey Freeze? Should you scream "I'm Scrumming" when getting run over...

When you think about it, why not nuke the moon? Horrorble Opinions ponders this question and more as see our own mortality reflected in the face of an aging killer doll, Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 3 "Jennifer's Body" directed by John Hyams, 4 "Dressed to Kill" directed by Jeff Renfroe, and 5 "Death Becomes Her" directed by Samir Rehem. Why does Ryan think he's a precog? Would you leave your small child alone with a big pumpkin and a big knife to carve it himself? Who's working out because they feel inadequate next to a teenage gay...

Told you! You can't keep a good guy down! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. If you had told us that a child's toy from Chicago was going to end up at the White House we would have said sure, why not!

Season 2 episode 8 "Chucky Actually", directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 3 episodes: 1 "Murder at 1600" directed by Jeff Renfroe; and 2 "Let the Right One In" directed by John Hyams. This episode is brought to you today by time. Isn't it nice to know precisely when we are one second later? Would you watch are seasonal 12 days of...

This series keeps going to places in our bodies, minds, and hearts, and we fucking love it! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2, episodes: 5 "Doll on Doll" directed by Leslie Libman; 6 "He Is Risen Indeed" directed by Leslie Libman; and 7 "Goin' to the Chapel" directed by John Hyams. Time cop in action here folks, removing the part where Daniel tells you exactly where he lives. What is the best possible outcome for Garry? Who ran out of spell slots and couldn't cast feather fall? Did you know that the clock work orange treatment has a timer? How...

Let's keep chuckin' along here while Horrorble Opinions reviews Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2. Episode 2 "The Sinners Are Much More Fun," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 3 "Hail Mary!," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 4 "Death on Denial," directed by Don Mancini. Who knows what that cross if for? Is Dambella an off brand diety? When the grocery store becomes the V, should you yell at the V? What is the purpose of an adam's apple? Jennifer Tilly better have won every award possible that a human can receive for her acting in episode 4.

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If you're bald but not bald where it counts, what does that mean? Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 7 "Twice the Grieving, Double the Loss," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 8 "An Affair to Dismember," directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 2, Episode 1 "Halloween II," directed by Jeff Renfroe.

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We started, might as well keep going cause this is fun. Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 4 "Just Let Go," Directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 5 "Little Little Lies," directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 6 "Cape Queer," directed by Samir Rehem.

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Come learn the proper way to check electricity and load a dishwasher full of knives with Horrorble Opinions while we review the first three tv episodes of Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 1 "Death by Misadventure", directed by Don Mancini. Episode 2 "Give Me Something Good to Eat," directed by Dermott Downs. Episode 3 "I Like to Be Hugged," directed by Dermott Downs. And if you think that we'd feel threatened by a kid in a tv show having a podcast, you're right.

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Child's Play (2019), directed by Lars Klevberg. NOT written nor directed by Don Mancini. Why say you are redoing a movie, but really you're just using a pre-existing name, when the movie is different enough that you didn't need to? Why needlessly shoot your doll legs off? Horrorble Opinions hot take here: this is a good movie that got kicked out the window by Andy because it wasn't true to itself.

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Cult of Chucky (2017), written and directed by Don Mancini.

Don't we have a budge for pants at this hospital? Name one other movie where you see someone in a wheel-chair get it on. Go on...I'll wait. The answer is Monkey Shines. Is smoking weed as bad as smoking cigs? How is it possible that non of these characters are likeable? Should you ever break up with someone at a restaurant? Who thinks they can survive a tv falling on him? Is disagreeing to disagree a thing? Grab your buzz-cut Buddy and let's get this over with.<...

Horrorble Opinions is delightfully scared of dolls again while watching Curse of Chucky (2013), written and directed by Don Mancini. Should you ask your wheelchair bound daughter to answer the door that you are right next to? Seriously mom, Nica has to roll her ass all the way from the back of the house to go next to you to open the door. Would old people know about Charles Lee Ray going into a GoodGuy doll if it was a Facebook post saying Obama Secretly 80s Killer Charles Lee Ray? Does Chucky even know what a computer is let alone...

Don't get your beautiful dress wrinkled while watching Seed of Chucky (2004), written and directed by Don Mancini. We apologize now for Ryan's failed attempts at accents. How can hundreds of resolute swimmers look worse when Bruce Willis does not narrate them? Is it bullying if the doll that you voice calls you fat? When was the last time you saw such an artistic shot of a puppet going at it solo? Who else has murder dreams about British families? Should we kick Daniel off the show for not knowing who Lambchops is? What's the play for when you need...

Horrorble Opinions gets lucky with the Chucky! Wait...that came out wrong. Bride Of Chucky (1998), directed by Ronny Yu. Who hasn't owned at least one For Dummies book? What do you really want out of a doll love-making scene? Which is least believable: not noticing that an airbag has deployed in your vehicle or not noticing the smell of a dead dude in your vehicle? Should you name your police doll Sting? Could Chucky have been filled in with frog dna? When did Chucky get his own little best friend to the end? Where can you watch that old...

Horrorble Opinions has a balanced and well thought out debate about how children in a military academy should conduct themselves while watching Child's Play 3 (1991), directed by Jack Bender. Why do we get confused with child actors? Did you fall asleep to the old Dungeons and Dragons movie, too? When's the last time you thought of Sally Jessy Raphael? She's still alive (90 when we recorded) you know. Also, you could cut that scene from The Three Amigos where he goes "real bullets!" into this movie, that is a thing you could do. Which side are you on: disney or cartoon...

We watched Child's Play 2 (1990), directed by John Lafia. Two of us like it, one of us is wrong. Time Cop makes some appearances. We discuss the sensual side to fast food dining that not enough people know. It's chaos.

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Hi! We're Horrorble Opinions. Wanna play? No? Oh. Then out the window with you! Child's Play (1988), directed by Tom Holland, and written by Don Mancini, John Lafia, and Tom Holland. Who thinks Andy is capable of being the real killer in this movie? What ever happened to that great game called "You're telling me?" When is it ever ok to have a giant birthday box that contains clothes? Why are shoe sellers throwing themselves out of windows? How does that doll get any leverage on anyone ever? Should you conduct a sniff test before teaching someone hoodoo? Could you...

Today your Horrorble Hosts talk about that time "The legend of Popeye haunts a group of councilors as they intend to open a summer camp." Wait, that doesn't happen in this movie. Popeye's Revenge (2025) is a Horrorble romp full of shenanigans, bad audio, and good times. Join us so you can properly warn your friends not to watch this one!

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Today your Horrorble hosts find out that even their most reliable spooky people will sometimes let them down in not quite so awesome Coyotes by Colin Minihan starring pod favorite, Justin Long. We get cute puppies, various animal noises, deep discussions about proper prostitute etiquette, absent? fathers and another cool exterminator. Much like our show there is so much missed potential here. Join us!!!

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Today your Horrorble hosts are doing their best to be proper allies like Barry in Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead. All 3 hosts are in agreement that we just need more drag queens in our lives in general. We've got blood and guts galore, social commentary galore, glitz, glamor and totally necessary outfit changes. Pick out your drag names and come join us on stage as we get dazzled by Katy O'Brian's arms!

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Horrorble Opinions is having some water cooler drama about karaoke invites while discussing Send Help (2026), directed by Sam Raimi. Do we really need to get HR involved if I like tunafish off your face? Where do you find a wetnurse for a bird? When is a horror movie not a horror movie but it is? Is it ever enough to look in the mirror and say "today is going to be a good day?" Who has found their sludge queen and will fight you? Raven, crow, what's the difference? And you don't know knots like I know knots! You...

Horrorble Opinions returns to the cold north to pursue a PhD in blonde identification by watching Decoys 2 Alien Seduction (2007), directed by Jeffery Scott Lando. There's a red queen! But why? The alien's have kept up there species depositing program at the same university as before! But why? That one guy is back, and so is the hot alien who can change the appearance of their clothes but not their face! But why? Well, none of those questions get answered but we did enjoy playing the "Yeah, we got that at home" game.

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Horrorble Opinions recently got hired as campus security at a Canadian university, and we've decided that all laws no longer apply if you've dated a detective. Put down that flame thrower and watch Decoys (2004), directed by Matthew Hastings. Why didn't we hear about Frodo's brother? When did wireless internet happen? What are diagrams in the morgue even for? Is peeping in Canada legal? Sit back on the slab and get frosty. The lead character does a 180 that turns this movie from ok to great.

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Horrorble Opinions don't know capital cities too good but that didn't stop us from taking a trip to an island adventure. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Huh? You waiting for a good time? You waiting for consistency? You waiting for a major character from the last movie to show up at the end of this movie? We watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), directed by Danny Cannon.

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Podcast listener! You are my ears. I need you to listen to the three hosts as they discuss the first book in the Pine Deep trilogy, Ghost Road Blues, written by Jonathan Maberry. Find out just how evil the hosts are and if they are worthy for me to recruit into my evil army of evil for evil by evil. If there's any discussion of the garlic economy, tug jobs, biting nuts or sick judo moves, you let me know.

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Let your friends at Horrorble Opinions be your guide on wand making, feet care, and other things going on in life while we kinda talk about a new public domain victim in the cash grab that is Betty's Revenge (2026), directed by...you know what...no. This director is in time out for wasting the great Hannah Fierman. Instead, consider this! Who prefers bat demons to Betty Boop? When is second prohibition coming? Where to you go for sexy time to watch your favorite turtle movie? Why was Gandolf the Grey really hanging out in Hogbbiton? What is the only...

Horrorble Opinions has a growth we've named The King that we'd like you to take a look at while we watch Bubba Ho-Tep (2003), directed by Don Coscarelli. Hail to the hip replacements baby! Does turning someone unloose mean they are restrained? When do we become so old we can have fun like children again? Why do pervert mummies hang out in bathroom stalls? Who thinks this is Bruce Campbell's best performance? Will dead bodies falling into bushes ever not be funny? What does the chord progression in neo-ninja-cyber-core sound like? Where else can the growth grow if not on...

Grab your flying V and get to shredding with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast while we watch the The Devil's Candy (2015), directed by Sean Byrne. It's got metal! It's got fire! It's got distracted cops! It's got a house with one door! It's got a problem that could have been solved with headphones!

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Did you file your taxes, Horrorble Opinions friends? Or did you pull an ol’ Burt Gummer, declare yourself a sovereign citizen, and surround yourself with a bunch of Precambrian tax write offs? That last tremors movie asked us to not forget Burt Gummer day, so here we are, remembering Burt Gummer, and by that we mean Michael Gross, in what Ryan says is his only horror movie appearance outside of that beloved franchise we covered last October. Sometimes They Come Back…Again (1996), directed by Adam Grossman. It’s the sequel to a movie none of us remember. That’s one of t...

Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite.

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Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one of the hells.

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Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre.

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Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen once before.

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You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your special someone and enjoy this violent romantic journey with us!

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