Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

We talk explosive spy allegations surrounding Jared Kushner, whether Netanyahu might survive Israel’s PM, Jesse Ventura trying to red pill Hasan Piker, Andrew Wilson’s thoughts on artificial wombs, and much, much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Truly an insane week.

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On a new Broken Sim we talk about the Shawn Ryan controversy involving "Leah," plus new details about an old Bigfoot hoax, the potential for President Trump to shock the world at the midterms, Ilhan Omar's potential for deportation, Carrot Top's return to the stage, and loads more.

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Shane Gillis is at the center of another controversy, Sam gives his take on Kill Tony, Bert Kreischer wants comedians to form a union, and Stew Peters is going to war with Jesse On Fire. We get into all of that and much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Newly surfaced texts could be devastating for the Cornell case, Chris Bledsoe clarifies his Regulus prediction, and tensions inside Israel lead the CIA to speculate about Civil War. We break all of that down, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Alleged Candace Owens leaks are blowing up online and Owen Benjamin and AJ are weighing in, plus we get into the false-flag speculation surrounding the bizarre FlyDubai cockpit attack, Lindsay Clancy’s attorney now arguing she didn't do it, and a new report suggesting Kurt Cobain's case should be reopened, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror claims other jurors were accessing their cellphones during deliberations, the CIA reportedly used 23andMe data in a hunt for alien DNA, some incredible UFO footage emerges from Iran, plus we dig into claims connecting Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein, and much more on a new Broken Sim.

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Rogue AI bots are escaped human control, the Lindsay Clancy holdout juror finally speaks, Robert Kraft’s antisemitism monitoring center is outed as he battles Macklemore, Trump pardon brokers are allegedly cashing in, and much more.

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The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror being a black man is breaking brains across the world, Andrew Wilson is melting down, reports suggest Netanyahu was explicitly warned about attacks in his country, Word War Debate was a big success, Jay Dyer went after the moderator, don't ask Jemele Hill about her hair, Reckless Ben has a new store, Trump claims the moon, and much more.

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Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty and will have a capital murder trial in the death of Charlie Kirk. We get into that, plus Milo Yiannopoulos' questionable deportation, a conviction in the Tupac murder, and the ongoing hilarity of the fake 49ers player Daejon Love ... and loads more.

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We talk Duncan Trussell's Hunter Biden interview and his own reaction to it, plus President Trump reveals aliens are in the oceans and his own equally insane rankings of the American presidents, plus Lake America!

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Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more.

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The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1!

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Owen Benjamin and Jay Dyer are at war. Candace Owens has revealed revelatory new Charlie Kirk texts, Lindsey Graham's final betrayal has been revealed, and Joe Rogan shares an insane story about a past guest. All that and more this week on Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!

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Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey leads this week's show as Sam gives his surprising review. Plus the bizarre Chuck Schumer Senate incident, the possibility of Epstein prosecutions in New Mexico, and the Taco Bell salad diarrhea mystery.

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Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!

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New evidence in the Charlie Kirk/Tyler Robinson pre-trial proceedings, the latest Alex Jones vs. Sneako weirdness, renewed claims surrounding anti-gravity research, and the rapid expansion of Flock license plate cameras and what they could mean for privacy, surveillance, and the future of law enforcement.

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The safety of sunscreen is in question. Someone with military knowledge is winning huge bets on PolyMarket, Hillary Clinton praised Trump's Israel strategy, a liberal sweetheart is being destroyed, and Bill Maher might vote Republican. Also a cannibal.

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This episode was deleted by YouTube without much explanation. Inside we discuss Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog group, Charlie Kirk's latest controversy, James Franco's bizarre disclosure video, and the 1000th episode of Tin Foil Hat lead this week's insanity. Plus: Keir Starmer is out, Lindsey Graham's latest war push, the White House joking about Q, Oliver Tree's interests, Trader Joe's tote-bag chaos, and anti-Rogan protesters proving once again that nobody understands Joe Rogan. Sam and Johnny break down the internet's strangest stories, media narratives, political theater, and conspiracy culture.

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More proof of election rigging, as Spencer Pratt did get the shaft in the election, new UFO video (and fake footage) has been released, Tucker Carlson and Dan Bongino are going at each other regarding the Thomas Crooks investigation, Seinfeld sucks, and so much more on a new Broken Simulation.

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Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more.

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Sam Tripoli has been accosted on stage again. We get into that, plus a reporter who investigated Epstein is fleeing the country after allegedly being targeted by directed-energy weapons, President Trump readies for a Cuba invasion, Tony Hinchcliffe responds to Chelsea Handler, Alex Stein helped expose the Washington Nationals, and Hasan Piker is in trouble.

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Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod!

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On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries.

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Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner.

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There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence of false flags and funding of the KKK, the possible return of Chappelle's Show, and so much more.

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We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?).

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President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.

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Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

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We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!

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War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.

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President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!

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Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.

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We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.

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We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.

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We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.

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Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.

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Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.

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