Movie Torture

On this episode the gang goes to therapy with Stuart Smalley and his movie "Stuart Saves His Family" Jacob wonders why they names this movie this when he really doesn't do any saving. They wonder why his sexuality is hardly addressed and who would actually watch his show. They rank SNL movies and this one doesn't crack the top 10. Plus, they get into a discussion about can guys really be friends with girls and if so can they kiss their friends.

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Jacob reads Chapter's 11 and 12 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this week's episode the gang goes back to Y2K, and watches the movie "Y2K. They begin by wondering why MTD is in the bed already and Laura names him MTB as in blankets. They all discuss what they were doing on Y2K and MG admits he was just a little boy. They wonder if they had any friends who had mom's as pretty as the one in this movie, they talk about Alicia Silverstone's return to the podcast and Brad wonders back to when he kissed a girl on the Navy ship as the new...

On this week's episode the gang tackles "Fear" from 1996 and boy is this a crazy movie. Hannah claims she felt dirty after watching the show's favorite actor, Mark Wahlberg . The guys wonder what Hannah's wedding will look like and Minnesota Gary offers himself up to be the groom. They wonder how old Reese Witherspoon was in this movie. They also talk about how creepy her dad was and how it seemed like he was in love with his daughter in not a good way. They wonder if Producer Gary would be upset if she married Minnesota Gary and MTD...

Jacob reads Chapter 10 of "I Trained. Voorhees" by MTD

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This week the guys welcome Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the "is it really real" movie "Tiptoes" They immediately wonder how this got made and start in on the short jokes. They discuss what word they cannot say and ask Minnesota Gary how short is too short for him to date. Jacob then wonders what MTD would be like shopping at Walmart in high heels. Stay tuned for a funny episode.

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In this chapter, Jacob introduces a colorful cast of characters from his life, each with their own quirks and stories. From the Gothfather Jacob to the gentle giant Roger, the heater-loving Jonathan, and the Subaru enthusiasts Kara and Trent, the discussion explores themes of friendship, humor, and the absurdities of life. Through anecdotes and reflections, Jacob highlights the unique dynamics and comedic moments that define his relationships with these eccentric individuals.

On this week's episode the guys watch 2025's Flight Risk and bring the First Lady and MTD along for the ride. They wonder why Mark Wahlberg is in this movie. Brad of course does his horrible Marky Mark impression. They talk about Carrie from King of Queens. Plus, Brad shares the craziest story about going to Chicago to watch a movie and how it ended up. You do not want to miss this episode and that story.

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Listen to the Chapter 7 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of King of the Hill, specifically focusing on Season 6 Episode 8, 'Joust Like a Woman.' They discuss the episode's plot, which revolves around Peggy's attempts to bring women's liberation to the Renaissance Fair, and how it affects Hank's propane business. The conversation also touches on their personal experiences with Renaissance Festivals, the dynamics of the characters, and the implications of Peggy's actions. They conclude with a discussion about the future of King of the Hill and the show's theme song.

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This week the guys tackle the Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks" from 1992. They welcome Ashley, MTD, Producer Gary and Minnesota Gary to the show. They open by welcoming Minnesota Gary to the show and Jacob forgets to say hello to MTD. The guys wonder how Ashley has never seen a Chuck Norris movie and didn't believe he was real. Brad wonders if Barry should be in an asylum. They talk about Jonathan Brandis died too soon IRL. They talk about how MTD would handle only the hot teachers 8 and above when Brad was getting bad grades. Plus, Joe Piscopo as...

Listen to the Chapter 6 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, focusing on the nostalgic animated series, Magic School Bus. They discuss the importance of recent shows, the character of Ms. Frizzle, and the educational themes presented in the series. The conversation also touches on the science behind the episode 'Go Cellular,' where Arnold turns orange, and the implications of the show's fantastical elements. The hosts conclude with a debate on the show's theme song and whether it should be revived for modern audiences.

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On this week's episode the guys welcome Hannah and MTD to the show to talk about the 1991 bomb "Life Stinks" This is the first Mel Brooks movie that Hannah has watched. Brad invites the cast to Ashley's house when she gets a pool in Florida. They talk about the new MTD autobiography and Hannah believes it's real. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and what it would look like today. Jacob wonders how he got so dirty in just a few hours on the street. Plus, Brad says the bag lady reminds him of Hannah. Stay tuned...

Listen to the Fifth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Torture, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the classic sitcom Mr. Belvedere, discussing its characters, plot dynamics, and the peculiarities of 80s television. They explore the family structure, the role of the titular butler, and the comedic elements that make the show memorable. The conversation is filled with humor and insightful commentary on the show's themes and character interactions. In this episode, Laura and Jacob reminisce about their school play experiences, discussing the roles they played and the importance of teachers in nurturing talent. They delve into the complexities of parenting when it comes...

On this episode the guys welcome Laura, Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the 2025 stinker Snow White. This is a movie that just had to be watched and let me tell you everyone has something to say here. Brad wonders why the dwarves sleep so close, Laura wonders how Snow White's bread stayed dry and Jacob wonders why we watched this movie. So sit back and relax as you get to hear first hand how bad this movie really is. Plus, Brad wonders why Jacob and Laura drive an hour and 16 minutes to a movie theater and Brad...

Listen to the Fourth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Tortured with Jacob and Laura , married couple Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, discussing their current favorite shows and reminiscing about the classic sitcom 'Perfect Strangers.' They review a specific episode, exploring its themes, humor, and character dynamics, while also reflecting on the show's nostalgic value. The conversation flows from personal anecdotes to production insights, providing a comprehensive look at the episode and its context within the series. In this episode, Jacob and Laura delve into their childhood experiences, discussing sibling dynamics, mischievous antics, and the humor found in parenting...

On this week's episode the gang tackles 2025's "You're Cordially Invited" with Kara, MTD And Tonia Haddix. The guys quickly realize that the ladies didn't watch this movie and honestly they didn't miss that much. The conversation goes to Tonia and her monkeys and how she is the Chief Chimp Correspondent of the network. They talk about how Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon have zero chemistry. This is an episode you do not want to miss.

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Listen to the Third chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Movie Torture celebrates its 100th episode in style. Jacob, Brad, MTD and the First Lady kick off this episode and take a walk down memory lane as they look back to The first ever episode, the Johnathan's cigarette talk, what a sequel to Cocaine Bear would look like, The rise of MTD, Jacob's tooth extraction, Roger and his exes, Gary as a priest, Blumhouse wondering about Larry The Cable Guy, Kara not watching the movie, what Sawville looks like during the day, Brad's TMNTPTSD, Ashley asking Brad if he thinks she is funny and MTD of course training Voorhees...

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On this episode the guys welcome Hannah, Producer Gary and MTD. They wonder if there is beef between Gary and Brad since Brad hasn't been on the show the last 2 episodes that Gary has been on. Jacob cannot hold back his love for this movie while the rest wonder what he was watching. So sit back and enjoy this early Nic Cage movie from the 80's!

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Listen to the first chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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This week the guys tackle the 2023 disaster "The Flash" This episode was shelved and now is being released for your listening pleasure. Gary is rocking a flash costume and the guys talk about how creepy Ezra Miller actually is. Plus they discuss the budget and how DC can't seem to get anything right with movies. So sit back and enjoy this deconstruction of The Flash.

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On this week's episode the guys welcome a newcomer, Laura who happens to share a bed with Jacob because she is his wife. They open by talking about Amy Schumer and how stupid this movie actually is. Brad talks about how Jillian Bell used to be in his top 5 Jacob talks about how funny Adam Sandler's daughter was in this movie. They also wonder what kind of parents let their kid play with a knife. Plus, make sure to catch Jacob and Laura on their new show on the Hopecast Network, "Tortured Together with Jacob and Laura launching soon.<...

This week the gang welcomes Ashley and the cover her most favorite movie, "The Beautician and the Beast" Brad wonders why she loves a movie with a dictator and she insists he is nice. They also wonder how many shows Ashley is actually on when it comes to the Hopecast Network. Ashley laments the fact that her husband can't take photos. Brad wonders if Jacob, MTD and her could go set a table up at Walmart and sell head shots of Ashley. MTD also says that Ashley is his only acting friend. So sit back and enjoy this episode...

On this week's episode the guys welcome Kara and they watch Kara's favorite movie, "Nothing But Trouble" from 1991. They start the chat off with club talk and Brad shares a story about how he went to Ross and bought shoes to go to a club to not be let in because of his looks and then he ended up in the club with Paris Hilton. They wonder why a journalist is living so high on the hog and how much his penthouse costs. They talk about how this town is def a redneck town. They wonder why John Candy...

The gang kicks off Valentine's month with Kara and MTD as they discuss the movie "Haunted Honeymoon" from 1986. This movie has little to discuss but as usual they have a blast talking about how bad this movie really is. Kara talks about how she got a note on her car for double parking, Brad talks about how much he loves Gene Wilder movies and Then Kara brings up her love for a future Movie Torture, "Nothing but Trouble" They talk about how great John Candy was and MTD reminds them that "Plains Trains and Automobiles" is a classic. They...

Blumhouse Trent has returned. He found out we were covering "Afraid" and he decided to come talk about it. The First Lady also joined the guys to discuss why this movie was even made. They wonder why they made Megan without the doll. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and wonder is Blumhouse even trying anymore. They look at the upcoming Blumhouse slate and wonder which one they will be covering this year. Brad also lets the gang know that his son Max now plays trombone and how he hates renting a trombone. So sit back and...

On this episode the guys welcome Ashley and MTD to the show to discuss the 2024 crapper "Trap". They start by wondering by Josh Hartnett has such a bad hair style in this movie and is Shyamalan a good director? They also envision what a world would look like if MTD was Ashley's agent. What kind of movies would he book for her? Plus, Ashley asks Brad if he thinks she is a funny comedian and she extends an offer to MTD to be her guest on her hit podcast, "Lox of Laughs" Make sure to follow the show on...

The gang decided to do a bonus episode about a completely bonkers and enjoyable movie "Carry-On" They talk about the shear stupidity of this movie from start to finish. They talk about times they have flown out of LAX and wonder how the main star wasn't fired for leaving his post all of the time. They also wonder why Jason Bateman's character eats all of the time. Brad wonders what the phone policy is for a TSA worker. Ashley joins in halfway through and hasn't seen the movie but still provides her humor.

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On this week's episode the guys are joined by Kara and MTD and they tackle quite possibly the worst movie ever made, Joker: Foile a Deux. They kick the show off talking about how Brad and Jacob watched this together with their wives and Jacob's wife Laura made them watch the whole movie. They talk about not wearing a shirt while running and Brad talks about when he used to run with no shirt on. Kara lets the audience know what type of men she is attracted to. Brad pitches an idea for Kara to meet men by checking...

Movie Torture kicks off the new year with its annual Worst of 2024. The first movie is "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" with Angie, host of the newest show on The Hopecast Network, "Reality Redux"

The gang wonders why this movie was made first off, and how much did Michael Keaton get to come back? He is only in the movie 17 minutes which is mind blowing to everyone on the show. They wonder when the last time Tim Burton actually had a good movie. Brad wonders why Kevin from "The Floor" loves this movie.

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On this week's episode the guys head to Vegas to figure out this 2001 movie "3000 Miles To Graceland. Jacob quickly reminds Brad of his distaste for Courtney Cox and MTD wonders how this movie got on the show since it is 2 hours long. Brad suffers an unfortunate incident during the show and the guys won't ever let him live it down. They talk about Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell and wonder how this movie has so many good actors in it. So sit back and get ready for a show that is on par with a casino robbery.

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On this week's episode the Jacob and Brad are joined by their newest cast member, Kara from "The Floor" and a new co-host with Jacob and Angie on their new shoe "Reality Redux" on the Hopecast network. This week they tackle "Red One" which doesn't. disappoint. Brad wonders how long Kara could last in prison, they wonder why "The Rock" claims to have peed in bottles during the filming of this movie and then they talk about what bottles are pee worthy. Brad wonders if the North Pole in this movie is Gotham. Plus, they wonder what Kara's nickname...

On this week's episode the guys welcome Ashley as they dive into the movie "Saving Silverman" Ashley doesn't think this movie makes any sense and Jacob and Brad talk about all the crimes that were committed in this movie. MTD lets the guys know that he is not a Neil Diamond fan. Jacob quotes coach in this movie. They wonder about Josh who is in the chat. They discuss Jason Biggs and if they like him as an actor. Plus they talk about the porta potty in the movie and explain that anytime someone is being held hostage where...

On this stupid episode, the guys welcome the First Lady to talk about the 1996 movie "The Stupids" They start off by talking about how clever the writing is for this movie. MTD lets the gang know how much it costs to make this movie and how much it actually made. They ask each other where is the weirdest places that they have fallen asleep at and then they discuss how Tom Arnold was peaking in 1996. Brad lets Hannah know that she will be the resident Tom Arnold expert of the show. So do not fall asleep just sit back...

On this episode of Movie Torture Johnathan joins the guys to talk about wrestling and "Ready to Rumble". They dive into David Arquette's wrestling career, Johnathan says Rose McGowan looks like a retired wrestler today. Brad talks about liking Sunny as a wrestler and then finds out she is in prison. Roger doesn't fall asleep during this episode which is always a plus and the guys wonder if Hannah and Ashley would be the best wrestlers on the show and MTD would be their promoter. So sit back and enjoy this match. Mazel Mazel.

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