Movie Torture

On this week's episode the guys head to Movie Torture Lite as they welcome Nic Cage back to the show and talk 2014's "Left Behind" They start the show with Brad checking in on Jacob's Letterboxd movie count. They wonder if this is a rapture movie or a movie about a man who just needs to land a plane. Brad shares that he watched this movie with his family and they enjoyed it.

Brad wonders if U2 would be raptured. Brad proposes that if the three of them would be flight attendants and they were single they...

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD head to Hazzard County to talk about "The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning" Brad and Jacob open up the show by talking about their love for the original. Brad shares that his third birthday was a Dukes party with a cake shaped like the General Lee, confederate flag and all.

Jacob wonders if MTD wore daisy dukes to the party and MTD starts a timer on the one minute recap for the movie that Brad does.

Brad compares this to "Dumb and Dumber When Harry met Lloyd"...

On this week's episode the Jacob, Brad and MTD tackle 2009's "New in Town" and MTD asks the guys when are we going to do man movies again. Brad starts the show by saying he won't kill MTD off but then gets into a discussion about the iron lung and how that works on someone, possibly MTD. Brad insists there Is no way he can poop laying down.

Brad and Jacob talk about clappers at the end of movies and how weird that is, and they talk about their Letterboxd before they even get to the movie. <...

On this week's episode the guys talk about 1992's "The Lawnmower Man 2" and what ever subtitle they want to use. Brad opens the show promising not to kill MTD off in this episode and he talks about MTD'S love for only 10s. Which leads them to talking about how MTD mows 3 yards a week and Brad wonders if thats going to kill him one day.

They guys also wonder who this movie was made for and why it was even made. They talk about how this is the future but everything looks old.

Jacob then...

This week the guy's tackle the limbless movie from 1991 "Body Parts" Brad opens by telling everyone that Jacob is moving close to where he lives and they wonder if they should get a walkie talkie to communicate.

Brad then asks Jacob what is an iconic movie poster and of course Brad talks about going to the video store to get the old posters to then hang in his bedroom. He talks about his beloved Pamela Anderson "Barb Wire" poster which Jacob says should have hung above his bed.

The guys wonder why this movie was...

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD talk about Five Nights at Freddy's and Five Nights at Freddy's 2. The guys start out by welcoming back MTD and Brad lets the listeners know he loves creating fake photos with MTD in them.

They also confess that they watched these movies back to back on Christmas Day and wonder if there is any worse punishment than this. MTD tells them these movies sound like the worst movies they have watched.

Brad confesses a weird flex he made to his buddies in 1990 about getting to go home...

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob let us know that MTD is out again. They start the show talking about Hot Air Balloons and Brad says that this movie has the best green screen he has seen in a movie.

They wonder if Kelsey Grammar's agent was like kill him off real quick. They talk about the game New Phone who Dis.

Brad talks about how women can have a good man and not even realize that. Brad also tells how this man in the movie puts his wife up in amazing hotels and...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob starts it out by asking the guys if they would travel a year together in the Weiner mobile and Brad promptly says no, but then wonders if he would have a dear John letter when he got home. Brad asks, would prison be better then being stuck in a truck for a year.

They get to the movie which goes zero to incest really fast as Brad lets the audience know him and Jacob watched this together. Jacob talks about his family and kissing and MTD and Brad were wondering...

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are missing MTD again but they still jump in the water to talk about 1997's Anaconda. They begin the show imagining how the pitch went to Jon Voight about doing a Spanish accent.

They wonder how of all things he hasn't been cancelled for the accent which should be character of its own. They then wonder how J Lo's shirt stayed clean the whole movie. Brad confesses that when he eats spaghetti he often ruins shirts.

They also wonder what character Ice Cube is playing because he is...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob, Brad, and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "The Toxic Avenger." The trio humorously dissects the film's bizarre plot, where an average guy, Winston Goose, transforms into a superhero after falling into toxic sludge.

With a mix of superhero strength and a questionable aroma, he takes on villains who seem to have escaped from a Halloween store.

The hosts banter about the film's absurdity, from its questionable budget to its peculiar characters, including Peter Dinklage's brief appearance. They wrap up with a light-hearted discussion on the film's...

This week on our special Christmas episode Jacob and Brad let us know that MTD is not on the show this weeks, which leads to Brad wondering what life is going to be like when MTD is gone for good. They wonder if "Only 10's" should be on his tombstone and then Brad insists that Jacob get some of his ashes and then they come up with an MTD bobblehead with his ashes.

Snooze Buttons returns as a sponsor this week and it is quite the doozy. The guys wonder why Mel Gibson didn't go full Santa...

Join Brad, Jacob, and MTD as they dive headfirst into the cinematic disaster that is "The Running Man" on this week's episode of "Movie Torture." In a world where 1987's vision of 2017 includes more shoulder pads than a football game and technology that makes a typewriter look advanced, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Ben Richards, a man who just can't catch a break.

Wrongly accused and thrown into a game show where the contestants are hunted by villains with more personality than the script, Ben must navigate a dystopian nightmare filled with chainsaw-wielding maniacs and a singing electrician...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob and Brad dive into the cinematic masterpiece (or disasterpiece?) that is "Domestic Disturbance."

Join them as they unravel the mystery of Vince Vaughn's acting, ponder the economics of boat building, and question the logic of incinerators that leave no trace.

Plus, discover the shocking revelation that Brad's jacket has a zipper on the side where a lady's jacket would be! With a sprinkle of Travolta's toupee talk and a dash of wedding announcement nostalgia, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments.

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In this episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "Strangers Chapter 2," but not without a few laughs along the way.

The trio finds themselves laughing so hard when Jacob suggests that he, Brad, and MTD are like the "three bears" standing outside the house.

The conversation spirals into a comedic tangent, with Brad imagining them as bears in leather, while Jacob clarifies he meant the actual animals.

The banter continues as they joke about being the "three bears" in a horror movie scenario, complete with Goldilocks...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we explore the charming chaos of "Look Who's Talking," where babies have more to say than most adults.

Hannah nails the recap of Kirstie Alley's questionable dating choices, while Brad can't stop gushing over Kirstie Alley, declaring her a "smoke show" and reminiscing about his childhood crush.

Jacob chuckles at the absurdity of John Travolta's cabbie-turned-babysitter role, and we all enjoy Bruce Willis's hilarious baby voiceover.

Join us as we laugh through the film's romantic misadventures, marvel at talking babies, and debate whether John Travolta's character is...

In this episode of "Made Up Movie," Brad and Ashley dive into the world of imaginary films, with Brad pitching yet another "funniest" idea to Ashley, who humorously points out that he's pitched about 25 movies, with only two being hits.

The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Brad reminisces about his high school days, comparing his movie pitches to his dating success rate, which was a solid two out of 25.

Ashley, meanwhile, shares a hilarious story about a date with a "Survivor" contestant, complete with Disneyland adventures and no romantic sparks.

The duo...

In this hilarious episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob, Hannah, and MTD are joined by Jessica and Sher from Brad's favorite podcast "Love on the Pod" to dissect the cinematic masterpiece (or disaster) that is "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure."

The gang dives into the absurdity of the film, while Brad pitches his wild Hallmark movie idea, "Christmas Town Sniper," much to the amusement and horror of the guests.

Meanwhile, Jessica and Sher share their Hallmark expertise, and the group debates the merits of liver mush and the concept of "half loaf love." It's...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD tackle the comedy "Once Upon a Crime," where three couples navigate a murder mystery in Monte Carlo. With a gambling husband, a cheating wife, and a dog with a fortune, the plot is as unpredictable as it is funny. Hannah, Brad, and Jacob also discuss the evolution of their podcast's intro songs, while Jacob talks about how him and Brad went to the movies the night before this recording and Brad lost his wallet and highlighting Troy's unforgettable reactions to scary scenes. Join The Pod Father, The First...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we tackle "In the Army Now," where Hannah admits she's never heard of Pauly Shore, prompting Jacob to question if she's been living under a rock.

Brad entertains us with his boot camp tale of being so bad at marching that his drill sergeant had him shovel snow instead.

Jacob chimes in with his own witty observations, questioning the logic of trusting Pauly Shore with any mission and highlighting the camel as the film's true hero. Join us for a laugh-filled discussion as we navigate the absurdity of this 90...

In this episode of Movie Torture, they finish up Hannah's least favorite month and conclude it with 1998's "Urban Legend,"

Baby Hands Brad reminisces about seeing the Noxzema girl on the big screen, while the Gothfather Jacob insists the first victim was offed for her horrendous singing and laments never discovering the goth dating site that could have changed his life.

The First Lady Hannah provides a compelling argument for why every character deserved their fate, and MTD's presence is as mysterious as the film's plot twists. Join us as we debate whether the killer...

In this week's episode of Movie Torture, our fearless hosts dive into the 90s classic "The Faculty," where aliens take over a high school, and the only defense is snorting fake cocaine.

Baby Hands Brad questions the allure of Josh Hartnett's hair, while the Gothfather Jacob ponders why the faculty didn't just throw salt on the aliens like snails.

Meanwhile, The First Lady Hannah is just relieved she can watch this without nightmares. Join us as we explore why this movie is a triple gold despite being a one-time watch, and why Brad might just...

Welcome to "Made Up Movie," where Ashley and Brad take listener-submitted pitches and turn them into cinematic gold, or at least something shiny.

This week, Katie from Torrington, Wyoming, sends in a horror movie idea that quickly spirals into a sci-fi epic with more plot twists than a pretzel.

As Brad pitches a dozen storylines at once, Ashley valiantly tries to keep the train on the tracks, all while debating whether a fart can really trigger a solar apocalypse. Spoiler: It can. Tune in for a wild ride through the creative chaos that is "Made...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang sinks their teeth into "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a film that has Brad swooning over Kristy Swanson like a teenager in the '90s. As they navigate through the cheesy vampire antics, the hosts take a detour to ponder the truly important question: which Golden Girl are they? With Jacob claiming Brad is the Blanche of the group due to his undying love for Swanson, the rest of the crew hilariously debates their own Golden Girl personas. Tune in for a fang-tastic episode filled with sarcasm, nostalgia, and Brad's relentless admiration...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD bravely tackle "I Know What You Did Last Summer," a film that Brad lovingly refers to as "straight dookie." Join the crew as they unravel the mystery of why anyone thought this movie needed a sequel. With a plot twist that even a pretzel would envy and characters as memorable as last week's grocery list, Brad's disdain reaches new heights. Meanwhile, Hannah surprises everyone by finding a silver lining in this cinematic storm, proving that one person's trash is another's... well, still trash. Tune in for a rollercoaster...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the crew tackles "The Explorers," a film where kids miraculously construct a spaceship from a Tilt-A-Whirl, proving that NASA has been overthinking it all along. Meanwhile, Brad and Jacob indulge in the fantasy of using walkie-talkies to chat from their homes, imagining themselves as top-secret operatives, despite the fact that their communication skills rival the movie's coherence. With aliens that look like they escaped from a Saturday morning cartoon and a plot that wanders more than a lost puppy, this episode is a masterclass in sarcasm. Tune in for interstellar snickers and the...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob makes his grand return from a two-week assignment, just in time to dissect the cinematic conundrum that is "Loser." As the team wades through a plot as tangled as a pair of earbuds in a pocket, they debate whether the true "loser" is the film's protagonist or anyone who paid to watch it. With early 2000s fashion disasters and a storyline that defies logic, could a table read of Hannah's most despised movie, "Boys and Girls" featuring Jason Biggs, be on the horizon? Join us for laughs, groans, and the ultimate showdown...

Welcome to another episode of Movie Torture, where Brad and Hannah start the show by missing Jacob who is still on assignment. This week they dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is Young Guns 2. Join Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture as they dissect why Emilio Estevez playing a 70-year-old Billy the Kid is the sequel we never knew we needed. Spoiler: It's not.

Highlights:

Brad's nostalgia trip: "I watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid... mostly for the butt scene." The First Lady's revelation: "I didn't even know there was...

Season 3 has premiered and big news, The First Lady has joined the cast full time so now every week you will have Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD. This week Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture, and MTD dive into the wild world of "The Cowboy Way." They start the show without Jacob, who is on assignment this week but will be back soon. Expect laughs, unexpected sharts, and a deep dive into why bull riding might just be the worst career choice ever. Brad's unexpected theater shart: A cautionary tale for anyone over 45. The First Lady's take...

This week the gang welcomes back Hannah, Producer Gary who only watched half the movie, MTD and One-liner to talk about the 1989 movie "Who's Harry Crumb". Brad starts the show out laughing at something Troy said off air to Hannah..Brad also calls this movie Fat Fletch. MTD wonders if Troy would call out of his Tuesday night job to record with Hannah and Jacob says he would quit his job for Hannah. Brad gives him a shot to pitch to Hannah why she should date him.. They do talk about the movie some and Brad could not believe...

Brad hands over the reins to Hannah, who hilariously channels her inner Roger, wrapping up a month-long celebration of her contributions to the show. Hannah's Driving Adventures: Discover the legend of Hannah, who watches movies at double speed while driving, leading to the infamous Airbud mix-up—soccer instead of basketball! The Half Loaf Phenomenon: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" concept, a brainchild of the team that bread companies are now cheekily capitalizing on. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon ma...

Jacob and Brad welcome listeners to a special edition of Movie Torture, celebrating the legendary Hannah, who bravely endures hours of cinematic chaos. The Brady Bunch Dream: The team hilariously imagines a new Movie Torture logo inspired by the Brady Bunch, complete with multiple Brad faces and a mysterious blank square for MTV. The Half Loaf Saga: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" phenomenon, a concept so genius that bread companies are now trolling Hannah on Instagram with their own versions. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that...

Jacob and Brad kick off a special edition dedicated to honoring Hannah, the beloved co-host of Movie Torture. Hannah's Journey: A look back at how Hannah joined the show, her initial nerves, and her evolution into a key member of the team. Memorable Moments: The team reminisces about the creation of fake sponsors and the infamous "snooze button" segment. Movie Spotlight: Discussion of "Violent Night," a film that defied the usual Movie Torture criteria by being genuinely enjoyable. Hannah's Impact: Reflections on how Hannah's presence elevates the show and her unique ability to find humor in even the worst...

Welcome to the "What did Hannah Ever do to Deserve this Month" which is basically the best of the First Lady. Brad, Jacob and Hannah reminisce about this classic episode and Brad reminds Hannah this is the first time she lets them know that she takes dumps while riding four wheelers. This is truly a classic episode that you have to listen to again.

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah to kick off Worst of 2023 month and this month they have a doozy, "Cocaine Bear"They start...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob and Brad welcome Ashley, Troy, and MTD for a hilariously chaotic deep dive into the cinematic mess known as 976-EVIL. What starts as a simple roast quickly spirals into a whirlwind of hot takes, questionable IMDB rating guesses, and a disturbing amount of conversation about demonic phone bills and bathroom trauma. The gang takes aim at Robert Englund’s directorial debut with the precision of a pageant judge holding a grudge—calling out everything from the overcooked acting to the undercooked plot. Along the way, they unpack the film’s laughable portrayal of high...

Join Brad, Roger, Laura, and Jacob as they dive into the hilariously misguided world of "Celtic Pride." From gym teachers on the brink to the ultimate fanboy kidnapping, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and questionable movie choices.

Highlights:

Roger's triumphant return, complete with Hulk Hogan hair. The gang's take on Judd Apatow's early work: "Celtic Pride" - a movie that even Bill Murray wouldn't touch. A deep dive into the Boston sports fan psyche, complete with superstitions and questionable fashion choices. The ultimate debate: Who's more annoying, the movie's characters or real-life sports...

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are joined by Max, who happens to be Brad's son. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob are joined by Brad’s son Max—because if you’re going to suffer through a cinematic disaster, you might as well drag your offspring into it. The trio takes on The Pickleball Exorcist, a film so low-budget it looks like it was shot on a flip phone during someone's lunch break. With a plot that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT on NyQuil, they marvel at the unintentional comedy, gloriously awkward acting...

This week the guys welcome back Hannah and there is a Producer Gary sighting although don't get too excited he didn't watch the movie and MTD and One liner joins them as they talk about The Brothers Solomon which they just don't understand how this movie flopped. Brad says he couldn't watch the movie and not imagine Gary and Troy as the leads with Hannah as the surrogate for their baby. Gary admits he didn't watch the movie and MTD secretly wants to watch the movie. So sit back and enjoy this bonkers episode.

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This week the guys welcome back Ashley from her hiatus. Ashley immediately lets the fellas know this is one of her favorite movies and Brad questions her movie taste. They quickly discover that her brother is in the chat which makes for a fun conversation. The guys play a joke on Ashley that leaves her not so happy but makes for another funny convo. Ashley confesses that she watches this movie a lot and even listens to scream music while working out. Brad again rails on Neve Campbell while MTD says she is a solid 9 on the 10 scale. Stay...

This week the guys welcome Hannah back to the show to talk about the not Elton John movie RocketMan from 1997. They talk about Harland Williams and his leading role, the monkey of course. Brad asks Hannah if she could survive with just Troy for 8 months and Brad summarizes that Jacob and him would just talk movies for 8 months. They also wonder what would happen if the astronauts slept for 8 months and Harland Williams made them his puppets. Troy gets his opportunity to pitch to Hannah and he blows it but it leads to the guys singing Elvis Presley. While...

In this episode of Movie Torture the guys talk about how MTD is still missing so they willingly subject themselves to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man—a film so drenched in denim, leather, and 90s angst, it could singlehandedly raise your cholesterol. With Mickey Rourke brooding like a biker philosopher and Don Johnson smirking his way through existential shootouts, the film serves up a plot that’s equal parts bromance, betrayal, and budget-busting nonsense. The hosts dive deep into the chaos—dodging bad dialogue like stray bullets—and unpack themes of loyalty, absurd action, and why naming your movie afte...