Movie Torture

Welcome to another episode of Movie Torture, where Brad and Hannah start the show by missing Jacob who is still on assignment. This week they dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is Young Guns 2. Join Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture as they dissect why Emilio Estevez playing a 70-year-old Billy the Kid is the sequel we never knew we needed. Spoiler: It's not.

Highlights:

Brad's nostalgia trip: "I watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid... mostly for the butt scene." The First Lady's revelation: "I didn't even know there was...

Season 3 has premiered and big news, The First Lady has joined the cast full time so now every week you will have Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD. This week Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture, and MTD dive into the wild world of "The Cowboy Way." They start the show without Jacob, who is on assignment this week but will be back soon. Expect laughs, unexpected sharts, and a deep dive into why bull riding might just be the worst career choice ever. Brad's unexpected theater shart: A cautionary tale for anyone over 45. The First Lady's take...

This week the gang welcomes back Hannah, Producer Gary who only watched half the movie, MTD and One-liner to talk about the 1989 movie "Who's Harry Crumb". Brad starts the show out laughing at something Troy said off air to Hannah..Brad also calls this movie Fat Fletch. MTD wonders if Troy would call out of his Tuesday night job to record with Hannah and Jacob says he would quit his job for Hannah. Brad gives him a shot to pitch to Hannah why she should date him.. They do talk about the movie some and Brad could not believe...

Brad hands over the reins to Hannah, who hilariously channels her inner Roger, wrapping up a month-long celebration of her contributions to the show. Hannah's Driving Adventures: Discover the legend of Hannah, who watches movies at double speed while driving, leading to the infamous Airbud mix-up—soccer instead of basketball! The Half Loaf Phenomenon: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" concept, a brainchild of the team that bread companies are now cheekily capitalizing on. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon ma...

Jacob and Brad welcome listeners to a special edition of Movie Torture, celebrating the legendary Hannah, who bravely endures hours of cinematic chaos. The Brady Bunch Dream: The team hilariously imagines a new Movie Torture logo inspired by the Brady Bunch, complete with multiple Brad faces and a mysterious blank square for MTV. The Half Loaf Saga: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" phenomenon, a concept so genius that bread companies are now trolling Hannah on Instagram with their own versions. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that...

Jacob and Brad kick off a special edition dedicated to honoring Hannah, the beloved co-host of Movie Torture. Hannah's Journey: A look back at how Hannah joined the show, her initial nerves, and her evolution into a key member of the team. Memorable Moments: The team reminisces about the creation of fake sponsors and the infamous "snooze button" segment. Movie Spotlight: Discussion of "Violent Night," a film that defied the usual Movie Torture criteria by being genuinely enjoyable. Hannah's Impact: Reflections on how Hannah's presence elevates the show and her unique ability to find humor in even the worst...

Welcome to the "What did Hannah Ever do to Deserve this Month" which is basically the best of the First Lady. Brad, Jacob and Hannah reminisce about this classic episode and Brad reminds Hannah this is the first time she lets them know that she takes dumps while riding four wheelers. This is truly a classic episode that you have to listen to again.

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah to kick off Worst of 2023 month and this month they have a doozy, "Cocaine Bear"They start...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob and Brad welcome Ashley, Troy, and MTD for a hilariously chaotic deep dive into the cinematic mess known as 976-EVIL. What starts as a simple roast quickly spirals into a whirlwind of hot takes, questionable IMDB rating guesses, and a disturbing amount of conversation about demonic phone bills and bathroom trauma. The gang takes aim at Robert Englund’s directorial debut with the precision of a pageant judge holding a grudge—calling out everything from the overcooked acting to the undercooked plot. Along the way, they unpack the film’s laughable portrayal of high...

Join Brad, Roger, Laura, and Jacob as they dive into the hilariously misguided world of "Celtic Pride." From gym teachers on the brink to the ultimate fanboy kidnapping, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and questionable movie choices.

Highlights:

Roger's triumphant return, complete with Hulk Hogan hair. The gang's take on Judd Apatow's early work: "Celtic Pride" - a movie that even Bill Murray wouldn't touch. A deep dive into the Boston sports fan psyche, complete with superstitions and questionable fashion choices. The ultimate debate: Who's more annoying, the movie's characters or real-life sports...

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are joined by Max, who happens to be Brad's son. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob are joined by Brad’s son Max—because if you’re going to suffer through a cinematic disaster, you might as well drag your offspring into it. The trio takes on The Pickleball Exorcist, a film so low-budget it looks like it was shot on a flip phone during someone's lunch break. With a plot that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT on NyQuil, they marvel at the unintentional comedy, gloriously awkward acting...

This week the guys welcome back Hannah and there is a Producer Gary sighting although don't get too excited he didn't watch the movie and MTD and One liner joins them as they talk about The Brothers Solomon which they just don't understand how this movie flopped. Brad says he couldn't watch the movie and not imagine Gary and Troy as the leads with Hannah as the surrogate for their baby. Gary admits he didn't watch the movie and MTD secretly wants to watch the movie. So sit back and enjoy this bonkers episode.

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This week the guys welcome back Ashley from her hiatus. Ashley immediately lets the fellas know this is one of her favorite movies and Brad questions her movie taste. They quickly discover that her brother is in the chat which makes for a fun conversation. The guys play a joke on Ashley that leaves her not so happy but makes for another funny convo. Ashley confesses that she watches this movie a lot and even listens to scream music while working out. Brad again rails on Neve Campbell while MTD says she is a solid 9 on the 10 scale. Stay...

This week the guys welcome Hannah back to the show to talk about the not Elton John movie RocketMan from 1997. They talk about Harland Williams and his leading role, the monkey of course. Brad asks Hannah if she could survive with just Troy for 8 months and Brad summarizes that Jacob and him would just talk movies for 8 months. They also wonder what would happen if the astronauts slept for 8 months and Harland Williams made them his puppets. Troy gets his opportunity to pitch to Hannah and he blows it but it leads to the guys singing Elvis Presley. While...

In this episode of Movie Torture the guys talk about how MTD is still missing so they willingly subject themselves to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man—a film so drenched in denim, leather, and 90s angst, it could singlehandedly raise your cholesterol. With Mickey Rourke brooding like a biker philosopher and Don Johnson smirking his way through existential shootouts, the film serves up a plot that’s equal parts bromance, betrayal, and budget-busting nonsense. The hosts dive deep into the chaos—dodging bad dialogue like stray bullets—and unpack themes of loyalty, absurd action, and why naming your movie afte...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang wonders again where MTD is and then takes a scenic detour from cinematic disasters to share vacation stories, accidental lawsuits, and why assigned seating in movie theaters turns mild-mannered adults into territorial gremlins. Things spiral quickly (as usual), from popcorn politics to an oddly heated debate over Jack Black—who, depending on who you ask, is either a comedic genius or Hollywood’s favorite chaotic neutral. Legal drama bubbles up over a podcast name dispute, leading to a discussion about branding, intellectual property, and whether “Movie Torture” is technically false advertising (because t...

On this episode the gang heads to the stables and finds Don a talking horse and the star of this 1988 movie "Hot to Trot" They wonder why anyone would want to have fun with your partner in the stables. They talk about Mr. Ed and not surprisingly the young ones didn't know what show that was. Hannah shows off her 3 Stooges shirt. Plus the topic of bath bombs gets brought up and MTD is disgusted that his son wants to make bath bombs. Brad talks about wanting a hot tub and Jacob says he would sit in the hot...

Jacob reads Chapter 14 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this week's episode the gang checks into a Hostel and watches the 2005 horror "Hostel" They wonder why this movie is a horror movie when it doesn't have much horror in it. Brad talks about how it was so much better 20 years ago. Jacob talks about how the second one is a lot better and Minnesota Gary finds out what a lady boy is. Stay tuned for one of the oddest episodes yet.

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Jacob reads Chapter 13 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this episode the gang goes to therapy with Stuart Smalley and his movie "Stuart Saves His Family" Jacob wonders why they names this movie this when he really doesn't do any saving. They wonder why his sexuality is hardly addressed and who would actually watch his show. They rank SNL movies and this one doesn't crack the top 10. Plus, they get into a discussion about can guys really be friends with girls and if so can they kiss their friends.

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Jacob reads Chapter's 11 and 12 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this week's episode the gang goes back to Y2K, and watches the movie "Y2K. They begin by wondering why MTD is in the bed already and Laura names him MTB as in blankets. They all discuss what they were doing on Y2K and MG admits he was just a little boy. They wonder if they had any friends who had mom's as pretty as the one in this movie, they talk about Alicia Silverstone's return to the podcast and Brad wonders back to when he kissed a girl on the Navy ship as the new...

On this week's episode the gang tackles "Fear" from 1996 and boy is this a crazy movie. Hannah claims she felt dirty after watching the show's favorite actor, Mark Wahlberg . The guys wonder what Hannah's wedding will look like and Minnesota Gary offers himself up to be the groom. They wonder how old Reese Witherspoon was in this movie. They also talk about how creepy her dad was and how it seemed like he was in love with his daughter in not a good way. They wonder if Producer Gary would be upset if she married Minnesota Gary and MTD...

Jacob reads Chapter 10 of "I Trained. Voorhees" by MTD

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This week the guys welcome Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the "is it really real" movie "Tiptoes" They immediately wonder how this got made and start in on the short jokes. They discuss what word they cannot say and ask Minnesota Gary how short is too short for him to date. Jacob then wonders what MTD would be like shopping at Walmart in high heels. Stay tuned for a funny episode.

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In this chapter, Jacob introduces a colorful cast of characters from his life, each with their own quirks and stories. From the Gothfather Jacob to the gentle giant Roger, the heater-loving Jonathan, and the Subaru enthusiasts Kara and Trent, the discussion explores themes of friendship, humor, and the absurdities of life. Through anecdotes and reflections, Jacob highlights the unique dynamics and comedic moments that define his relationships with these eccentric individuals.

On this week's episode the guys watch 2025's Flight Risk and bring the First Lady and MTD along for the ride. They wonder why Mark Wahlberg is in this movie. Brad of course does his horrible Marky Mark impression. They talk about Carrie from King of Queens. Plus, Brad shares the craziest story about going to Chicago to watch a movie and how it ended up. You do not want to miss this episode and that story.

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Listen to the Chapter 7 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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On this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of King of the Hill, specifically focusing on Season 6 Episode 8, 'Joust Like a Woman.' They discuss the episode's plot, which revolves around Peggy's attempts to bring women's liberation to the Renaissance Fair, and how it affects Hank's propane business. The conversation also touches on their personal experiences with Renaissance Festivals, the dynamics of the characters, and the implications of Peggy's actions. They conclude with a discussion about the future of King of the Hill and the show's theme song.

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This week the guys tackle the Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks" from 1992. They welcome Ashley, MTD, Producer Gary and Minnesota Gary to the show. They open by welcoming Minnesota Gary to the show and Jacob forgets to say hello to MTD. The guys wonder how Ashley has never seen a Chuck Norris movie and didn't believe he was real. Brad wonders if Barry should be in an asylum. They talk about Jonathan Brandis died too soon IRL. They talk about how MTD would handle only the hot teachers 8 and above when Brad was getting bad grades. Plus, Joe Piscopo as...

Listen to the Chapter 6 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, focusing on the nostalgic animated series, Magic School Bus. They discuss the importance of recent shows, the character of Ms. Frizzle, and the educational themes presented in the series. The conversation also touches on the science behind the episode 'Go Cellular,' where Arnold turns orange, and the implications of the show's fantastical elements. The hosts conclude with a debate on the show's theme song and whether it should be revived for modern audiences.

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On this week's episode the guys welcome Hannah and MTD to the show to talk about the 1991 bomb "Life Stinks" This is the first Mel Brooks movie that Hannah has watched. Brad invites the cast to Ashley's house when she gets a pool in Florida. They talk about the new MTD autobiography and Hannah believes it's real. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and what it would look like today. Jacob wonders how he got so dirty in just a few hours on the street. Plus, Brad says the bag lady reminds him of Hannah. Stay tuned...

Listen to the Fifth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Torture, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the classic sitcom Mr. Belvedere, discussing its characters, plot dynamics, and the peculiarities of 80s television. They explore the family structure, the role of the titular butler, and the comedic elements that make the show memorable. The conversation is filled with humor and insightful commentary on the show's themes and character interactions. In this episode, Laura and Jacob reminisce about their school play experiences, discussing the roles they played and the importance of teachers in nurturing talent. They delve into the complexities of parenting when it comes...

On this episode the guys welcome Laura, Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the 2025 stinker Snow White. This is a movie that just had to be watched and let me tell you everyone has something to say here. Brad wonders why the dwarves sleep so close, Laura wonders how Snow White's bread stayed dry and Jacob wonders why we watched this movie. So sit back and relax as you get to hear first hand how bad this movie really is. Plus, Brad wonders why Jacob and Laura drive an hour and 16 minutes to a movie theater and Brad...

Listen to the Fourth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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In this episode of TV Tortured with Jacob and Laura , married couple Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, discussing their current favorite shows and reminiscing about the classic sitcom 'Perfect Strangers.' They review a specific episode, exploring its themes, humor, and character dynamics, while also reflecting on the show's nostalgic value. The conversation flows from personal anecdotes to production insights, providing a comprehensive look at the episode and its context within the series. In this episode, Jacob and Laura delve into their childhood experiences, discussing sibling dynamics, mischievous antics, and the humor found in parenting...

On this week's episode the gang tackles 2025's "You're Cordially Invited" with Kara, MTD And Tonia Haddix. The guys quickly realize that the ladies didn't watch this movie and honestly they didn't miss that much. The conversation goes to Tonia and her monkeys and how she is the Chief Chimp Correspondent of the network. They talk about how Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon have zero chemistry. This is an episode you do not want to miss.

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Listen to the Third chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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