Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart. 354442
Louie’s PARTY, emotional MELTDOWN, and the UGLY about getting older…
Too much going on when it is time to get older... Louie CRASHING OUT AGAIN... Why is it so HARD to be a WOMAN??
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LOUIE'S BDAY + SPECIAL GUESTS
LETS WISH THE BADDEST PERRA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! SORRY FOR THE CHAOS OF TODAYS EPISODE LOL
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Don’t Listen to This Episode Alone… (Scary Reddit Stories)
Diving into MORE SCARY REDDIT STORIES!!! Which one was your favorite?
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We Almost Didn't Film This...
Louie And Yoatzi open up about their mental health and how they manage their social blocks.
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WHY CRYSTAL ALWAYS DEFENDED LOUIE: Highschool Memories, Our first FIGHT, Growing up Together
PLEASE WELCOME CRYSTAL TO THE PRETTY NOT SMART FAMILY 💙 Congratulations Cris!!!
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WTF did we just WATCH?!?
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE WTF MOMENT FROM TODAYS EPISODE!?!?!?!?
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Haters Have Entered The CHAT
What DID YOU HEAR??? Callejones DRAMUUUUHHHH
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Crystal Izaguirre: Skips the Invoice, getting cancelled, life before going VIRAL
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Embarrassing Misunderstandings!
Korea Trip, Streamer University and more! What was your favorite part of today's episode? Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/PRETTY — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Right now, save up to 30% on mattresses and up to 35% on everything else when you go to Casper.com Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/[pretty]! #squarepod Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty
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GUESS THE INFLUENCER
Did y'all see the accidental post on IG this week 0.o ?!?!
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What really happened with Skylar Neese & the crash *True Crime*
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WE’RE BACK: influencer drama, surgery, health problems…
WE ARE BACK!!!
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Who Let Us Be Friends W/ Adam and Marlene
It’s the season finale! Adam and Marlene join Louie and Yoatzi to discuss their upcoming Coachella trip and their goals for 2026.
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The Good, The Bad & The UGLY
This week, Louie and Yoatzi recap the highs and lows of this season of the podcast.
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OVVEERRRR IIITTTT
This week, Louie and Yoatzi see if their opinions align on some hot takes.
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Louie’s TRIP on *SPECIAL CHOCOLATE*
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about the Florida man who was kidnapped by dolphins and the Castro family sixth sense.
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Everything is *ALLEGEDLY*
Louie and Yoatzi talk all kinds of crazy theories: the Jim Carrey clone, Project Anchor, and UFOs.
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Benjy Chavez: Coming Out, Quitting Streaming, Family Ties, Moving Out
Benjy Chavez joins Louie and Yoatzi to discuss the impacts of coming out and the realities of streaming with family.
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<...Exploring Our Psychic Abilities
This week, Louie recaps his romantic getaway to Hawaii and having destiny on his side. Yoatzi shares some recent psychic experiences.
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How Our Past Relationships Affected Us
Louie and Yoatzi break down the “bean soup theory” and how their past relationships led them to the best ones yet. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty
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BLESIV: Moving to LA at 17, Relationships, Solo Traveling
Louie and Yoatzi are joined by Alex Guzman a.k.a. Blesiv! They test each other’s Spanish skills, swap stories about getting in trouble in school, and discuss their evolution as content creators.
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Spilling The Tea: Yoatzi’s 30ñera
This week, Louie and Yoatzi recap the 30ñera of the century.
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Teaching Yoatzi G*Y SLANG
This week, Louie schools Yoatzi on some slang like boots, reading vs. throwing shade, and trade.
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Whose Childhood Was the Hardest?
Louie and Yoatzi go head to head in a quiz about who had it harder as a kid.
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Louie's Road Rage Incident
This week, Louie recaps a recent road rage incident and Yoatzi shares some WTF facts.
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We Listen and WE DON'T JUDGE
This week, Louie and Yoatzi read messages from listeners and offer advice on their situations.
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Leave EVERYTHING TOXIC in 2026
Happy New Year! Louie and Yoatzi discuss their resolutions, plan their vision boards, and reminisce on family yard sales. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod
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Dealing w/ FAMILY DRAMA on CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas! Louie and Yoatzi weigh the pros and cons of big family holidays and talk about their upcoming Disney trip.
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LOUIE'S Bad Mental CRASH OUT
This week, Louie and Yoatzi run down the latest Disney chisme and talk about taking pictures with fans.
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Why Yoatzi Got Kicked Out…!
Louie and Yoatzi catch up on all the chisme, including the cops getting called on Yoatzi's party and why they got kicked out of Karen's place.
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Karen and Eddie: Baby Plans, No More Drinking, Middle School Sweethearts
Louie and Yoatzi are joined by power couple Karen and Eddie to discuss how they met, crazy nights out, and their plans for kids.
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Thankful For No FAKE FRIENDS
Happy Thanksgiving! Louie and Yoatzi recap their Friendsgiving, swap Thanksgiving fun facts, and play Would You Rather.
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Yoatzi’s STALKER is BACK
This week, Yoatzi shares a recent encounter with her OG stalker and Louie is recovering from some bad oysters.
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Louie Addresses the TWINATHON
On today's episode, Louie addresses what really went down on the TWINATHON livestream and Yoatzi recaps her Disneyland trip.
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Louie Saying YES TO EVERYTHING...
This week, Louie and Yoatzi catch up over some McDonald's breakfast. They discuss mental health and burnout, throwing parties, and some updates for team Pretty Not Smart.
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We Read the Most DISTURBING True Reddit Stories Ever…
As Spooky Season comes to a close, Louie and Yoatzi tell some true crime tales and read more scary Reddit stories.
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LOUIE & YOATZI BEING WATCHED AT NIGHT!
Spooky Season continues as Louie and Yoatzi break down the unsolved Zodiac case. They also swap stories about being followed by strange cars.
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Sleepwalking Runs in the Family…
Andrea joins Louie and Yoatzi to tell some scary stories and talk about sleepwalking in her childhood. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount
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THE SCARIEST REDDIT STORIES
Louie and Yoatzi read scary stories on Reddit about a demon mom, an unexplained creature sighting, and more!
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ARE WE LIVING IN A SIMULATION?!?…ALLEGEDLY
Louie and Yoatzi start celebrating SPOOKY season with some wild conspiracy theories. They talk about the lore of a popular childhood song, lobotomies, and the Miami mall incident. Huggies Little Snugglers, now with blowout protection in every direction* *Sizes 1-2. Huggies. We got you, baby.
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