Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren are back, and they are not wasting any time on this new episode. What starts as the two catching up somehow turns into a full-blown therapy session with way too many tangents. This week, we're talking concert highs and post-concert lows, fan girl behavior, mom guilt, burnout, FOMO, childhood magic, social media, parenting wins (and very public fails), and why sometimes staying home is actually the most rebellious thing you can do. We laugh about the ridiculous parts of adulthood, get unexpectedly honest about the heavy stuff, and remind each other that none of us really...

Stephani and Lauren dive into the chaos of summer celebrations, celebrity spectacle, and the weird little stories that make modern life so entertaining. From fireworks and viral headlines to a lightning-struck yak and the mystery of what really goes on behind the scenes, this episode is part pop culture commentary, part hilarious confession, and all-around fun. They unpack the absurdity of it all with their usual mix of wit, honesty, and curiosity, proving that even the strangest moments can reveal something real. If you love smart banter, unexpected twists, and a little emotional chaos with your comedy, this one’s...

Stephani and Lauren are back with a popped squishy ending to this weeks already juicy episode. Most parents discover that navigating childhood is a rollercoaster of milestones, hormones, and endless surprises... sometimes hilariously absurd. In this episode, Lauren and Stephani peel back the curtain on the chaos and charm of parenthood, from the mysterious names of moons to the unending quest for social survival at school drop-offs, sports, and playdates. They share stories that highlight how, no matter how much we plan or worry, kids often rewrite the rules in ways that keep us on our toes, and laughing...

Stephani and Lauren are back, rebuilding New England one pick at a time. Listen along as they assign new positions, reminisce about the collective trauma of rolling TVs and unexpected 9/11 clips in the classroom, and catch up on everything they’ve been watching lately. The last little rootie birthday of the season commences, but will the June Bug derail it?…

Lauren and Stephani share hilarious stories of family adventures, pride parades, and concert nights, emphasizing that authentic connection often comes in the simplest forms—like a proud kid at school or a shared love of old bands.We also explore the emotional bittersweetness of fleeting moments—whether it’s that perfect concert feeling, supporting your kids’ performances, or finding pride in your community’s inclusiveness. These stories remind us: the middle ground isn’t just a place of ambiguity; it’s where real life—the messy, awkward, beautiful stuff—thrives. Missing out on that is missing out on the best parts of bein...

Stephani and Lauren are back with another dose of chaos, talking about recent pet rescues (not by who you’d expect), big family moments and the obvious connection between Beetle Juice & Madagascar. Always remember that when life gives you a slime covered shirt, find a kitten in your garage or whatever.

Stephani and Lauren are finally back with a second episode for season four! Lauren left America, as we all so often day dream about these days. Come along for her recount of the family roadtrip. Steph survived another tech week as a theater mom. So, grab your Beetlejuice boxes and gather round!

Stephani & Lauren are SO back for season 4!!!! Reintroductions are made, tangents are taken, and the nonsense picks up right where it left off. The girls talk new Noah Kahan, unpack who Big Savers really is, debate the magic of an Adam Sandler themed party, and discuss giving Pawpaw’s golf shirts a second life. It’s giving cozy, chaotic and completely unhinged in the best way. Buckle up, Rooties, we’re baaaaack!

Stephani & Lauren are back for the finale of Season 3 🎉 They’re counting down the days until new music from Noah Kahan drops, and asking the important question: will there be any ass-shaking anthems, or are we still living in our Bad Bunny era?

Lauren recaps a very special trip to Broadway, and the girls dive into the latest pop culture chaos, from the Alex vs. Alix discourse to all the messy drama on Summer House.

It’s unfiltered, it’s chaotic, it’s the perfect send-off to Season 3 🌿✨

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We’re building core memories this week—one chaotic birthday party, one international trip, and one unforgettable night out at a drag show at a time.

Steph recaps her family adventure in Spain (yes, with kids), and Lauren talks about bringing her daughters to an all-ages drag show and what it meant to witness that kind of joy and inclusivity together.

From Pinterest party pressure to raising kind, curious human, we’re unpacking it all.

Stephani & Lauren are back to say, ‘Adios’ to half of the pod for a week! The girls talk upcoming travel, the right to assemble, (more) robot theories and trying their best to make shopping trips about themselves for once.

Stephani’s back solo… or is she? Oh wait- Lauren’s just fully blended in with her tree camo. This week, the girls dive into Lauren’s latest (and very real) obsession: Walmart. Stephani recaps their trip with New England Disabled Sports, and as always, the conversation takes a few unhinged turns along the way. Expect laughs, randomness, and the kind of chaos that just makes sense when they’re together.

Stephani & Lauren are back to humble their producer and talk about their latest obsession, Heated Rivalry.

Stephani & Lauren are back **your resident desensitized millennials** spiraling into a weird musical rabbit hole (don’t ask, just go with it 🎶). They catch up on family dynamics, assign Harry Potter houses like it’s a personality test, and reminisce about the golden days of bossing their moms around Kohl’s for a new sweater.

And yes… we’re OBV here for the gay hockey… because who isn’t watching Heated Rivalry rn??

Stephani and Lauren are back catching up on everything they’ve been watching and listening to lately. Steph is counting down the days until her next trip to fantasy-smut heaven, while Lauren is just hoping someone will dramatically pick her up by her corset already. Somewhere along the way, the girls also realize they absolutely know nothing about Star Wars… and they’re not afraid to admit it.

Stephani and Lauren relive the Blizzard of 2026… from being completely unprepared to hosting multiple snowstorm sleepovers and a dramatic power outage rescue. It’s cold outside, but the chaos is warm & cozy.

Stephani and Lauren recollect on last week's episode with their girls, and the business that they're building up. And the inappropriate hires that they must work with, their husbands. Come along as they review what they've been watching and catch up a little bit more on tell me lies and Steph's war on Noah Kahan tickets.

For the first time ever, Norah and Lennon grab the mics after their Finding Nemo debut and a double bestie sleepover fueled by chaos & sangria. They giggle, they bicker over microphones, they roast Mickey Mouse for being ancient obv… and they have HOT TAKES on Polar Express animation…

After a brief pause to process current events, Stephani and Lauren are back with thoughts for Minneapolis and a much-needed distraction. We talk binge-watching Tell Me Lies, Beast Games, and the very real moment of realizing our kids now insult us using Founding Fathers.

Stephani and Lauren are back with another episode, and this time they have a surprise guest, Luke. He wasn't invited, but hey... that's show biz. Tune in as the girls recap their very different days, both of which somehow started with the ceremonial gathering over twin Celsius.

Stephani and Lauren are here to bring you another episode, and it doesn't mean that it's going to be organized or mindful. But they are promising fun vibes and prayers, just like the government... Lauren recollects her great depression visit to the great Wolf Lodge. While Stephani reviews what she's been watching and how thankful she is that MrBeast can still bring whimsy to this dark, dark digital world.

Stephani & Lauren are back in true bits & pieces fashion, bouncing from bagel proportions to lovingly roasting their parents… because no topic is too small or too unhinged.

Stephani & Lauren are back after a long hiatus, just in time for Capricorn season, babyyyy (mermaid goats unite✨✨) Stephani survives another lap around the sun & Lauren just barely is surviving flu season.

Stephani & Lauren are back to talk about what’s most important in life… are they team Jacob (looking at you Lauren)… or team Edward. They recap SpongeBob The Musical like the proud stage-moms they are and talk logistics on sharing clothes & sisterhood drama.

Remember The about me episodes? Me neither. Let's revisit who the women of Stay Rooted truly are. Not really. They want you to get to know them, with knowing the fact that they take everything very lightly. Journey through the stars and zodiac signs, and the zodiac killer. Find out why Geminis are so hot, and always serial killers. And do a little background check on the girls that would make a 90s girl proud.

Stephani & Lauren are back to tell you how thankful they are for a new show they’re both willing to binge. They chat about the psychological thrill that is Yellowjackets & decide where their roles would land them in a teen led cult. The girls dig up Lauren’s questionable family vacation she may have forgotten about & discuss whether or not Steph should just get a new birthday.

Stephani & Lauren are back, witches. They’re talking hand stuff…?? And the witchcraft overtaking our homes. Steph is on a felt brigade & Lauren’s fighting for her (ottoman’s) life.

Stephani & Lauren are finally back to talk about the elephant in the room, aka Steph’s wheelchair. Steph is recovering from another knee surgery (how original) and Lauren is cozying up with her grandpa Joe bestie to talk through it all.

Stephani and Lauren have returned for a preoperative episode. As Stephani awaits to go back under the knife, the girls prove that they do well under pressure. Laughing about what's to come, and getting real about what's on their mind.

Stephani and Lauren come back to you with another unhinged episode about pretty much nothing. The topic is self deprecation and toxic positivity, as Stephani nears her dreaded loss of physical stability.

Stephani and Lauren are going through it, but the show must go on... so, you're welcome for this unhinged ramble of all the trauma that has ensued this last week. Lauren talks plane crashes, family loss, and toddler surgical journeys. Stephani dabbles in being the emergency contact friend, trunk or treat, and a bestfriend crossover that we all (mostly Lauren) was rooting for. Sit down, and grab something caffeinated. You're Ohana now.

Stephani & Lauren are here recapping their latest adventure, broom making. The girls relive Steph’s niche Going Away (to her mobility) party & share some tales along the way.

Stephani & Lauren are unraveling but in a cute way. They’re talking their kids (and moms) having their own styles, cosplaying as teenage girls & anthropomorphism???

Stephani and Lauren are back again, and this time it is Steph's Super Bowl. Taylor Swift released her new album, The Life Of A Show Girl, so you know the ladies have some things to say about that. The ladies also laugh about some other goings on.

Stephani and Lauren are at it again, and this time they watched some things. Both from the couch and from the theater. First they review a show that everyone's been watching, except for Lauren, The Summer I Turned Pretty. And then, they discuss the play that Lauren has been obsessed with, and Stephani is learning to love, Hamilton! Come along with the girls as they talk about the first time at the theater with their children.

Stephani and Lauren are back with another episode. And this time, they decide to both crash and flip out. Let's go over the latest "greatest speech of all time" by our terror of the town, Daddy Donald. The ladies eventually ignore the screaming toddler in the room (they've been training for this presidency), and focus on the important topics... witches. All stand for the national anthem, Stevie Nicks.

Stephani & Lauren are flipping, spiraling & crashing out all over the place. Steph shares the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to her & we admit that our kids may not all be as inclusive as we’d hoped.

Stephani & Lauren are back to catch you up on where they’ve been (and who’s been tattooing them 👀). They debate if their bank accounts justify a sugar daddy, unpack the chaotic Bachelorette x SLOMW crossover we never knew we’d get, and dive into the show of the moment: Unknown Number: A High School Catfish. Buckle up, Rooties, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Stephani & Lauren are back with a new episode! They’re giving 1 pt to big pharma & taking their meds again… which of course will make for an interesting episode.

Stephani & Lauren are back here to commiserate, celebrate, and laugh through all the back-to-school chaos with you. But first, catch up with us as we spill where we’ve been, what summer threw our way (including a few unexpected medical scares… someone get Lauren an EpiPen, STAT 👀), and of course, we couldn’t resist making up a brand-new game… because why the heck not?