LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

Well, isn't that just a crusty bumhole? Just when you think things couldn't get more difficult for the citizens of Umian and the sea-life that lives off its coast, a full length Ravager emerges from the deep sea to try and ruin everyone's day! In this second instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story written by the author Dani Finn - we meet new characters, get new insight into the human world and see Kin and Sef continue their investigation into the stolen dwemer!

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Sometimes you've got to throw traditional convention in the bin and do something nobody expects... especially if you're the host of a struggling erotic stories podcast looking for something which is going to hook audiences with an eye catching tale about something unusual! This time it's come courtesy of author Dani Finn who was kind enough to send me a free copy of their book: Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story for the ages!

Not your usual thing? Me neither! But I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised by this one. It's undoubtedly the...

The average human has 11 pints of blood running through their veins... how much can a person lose? A person like Gemma? Will that amount be enough to satisfy the insatiable thirst (and sexual desire) of her goddess Raven!? Will Gemma survive the ordeal? What other surprises lie in store as we reach the exciting, erotic and sexy conclusion of this series of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring Chapter 3 of The Sacrificial Lamb - an erotic story written by Hotchkiss for Literotica.com

TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter contains sexual content, BDSM themes and dubious notions...

This is the moment you've all been waiting for: some sexy sex sounds straight into your sonic space! Gemma is all trussed up like a turkey at Thanksgiving (or at Christmas if you're not a Victorian family that has goose) and she's ready for things to get vampiric... in an erotic way! In this episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring Chapter 3 of The Sacrificial Lamb - an erotic story written by Hotchkiss for Literotica.com we see just how much punishment Gemma can take as Raven, Katrina and the twins (when they're not incesting eachother) suck...

That's so Raven! No, not the American television fantasy teen sitcom which was created by Michael Poryes and Susan Sherman, and aired on Disney Channel for four seasons between January 2003 and November 2007... I'm talking about Goddess Raven. She's a sexy high cheek-boned, heart-shape faced beauty with sexy green eyes like glowing emeralds and pouting red lips which you just know are perfect for smooching!

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like smooching is on the menu for Gemma - tied precariously to an 8ft brass pentagram in the dungeon cellar of an ancient spooky mansion... what is in...

There's nothing like a long hot bath to preen and conscientiously prepare yourself mentally for a trip down into the occult ritual sex dungeons is there? Even better after a refreshing bowl of broth and a chunk of wholemeal bread and before slipping into neatly laid out clothes - even if they don't leave very much to the imagination. Just a perfect way to gear up to be strapped to a giant brass pentagram and assailed by a mysterious entity known only as "The Goddess!"

If you're eager to hear all about this prep work, presumably...

Ahh, remember the good old days of 2004 when you could pick up a magazine at a concert on a Wednesday night, find an advert for an occult BDSM sex cult and find yourself jumping into the back of a van on your way up to a creepy mansion by the end of the week? No? You mean that's not a universal 00's experience for everyone else? Oh, well you've missed out on something very special... and sexy. You'll just have to live vicariously through Gemma's story in chapter 1 of The Sacrificial Lamb - and erotic story written by Hotchkiss...

The exciting and emotional finale of the series begins with Richard and Gaynor not talking to each other after last weeks car park breakup. How had Richard been taking it? What about Gaynor? Will they get back together even though it's probably not a good idea? I don't want to give away any spoilers, so you'll just have to listen to the final episode of this series of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 10 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com

TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter contains...

In this exciting and sexy episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 9 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - Richard is forced to ask, much like break away dance group Haddaway did in 1993: "what is love!?" Will his baby hurt him? Will her hurt her? What is right? What is wrong? Give me a sign... Things are getting serious now though, and a lot seems to be on the line for both Richard and Gaynor as the series draws to a close... only one more episode left...

At this late stage in the series, the sexual tension between Richard and Gaynor has reached fever pitch, they're both salivating at the mouth and uncontrollably gyrating their hips in frustration at the mere sight of each other... so is this finally the moment? Has Richard played his cards right? Has he passed all of Gaynor's tests? Find out in this exciting and erotic episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 8 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com

Plus, what lies in store for this...

Have you ever had a kiss that made you whimper like a little kitten? No? You haven't? Sorry to hear that, but maybe listening to this episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 7 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - will help you get a sense of what you've been missing out on. This time Richard and Gaynor meet again and things get physical... in the most PG-13 way possible! Plus we get a flashback which might change how you feel about this whole situation! Are you...

Like a perverted child waiting for a stocking full of sexy gifts from daddy xmas, Richard is up all night tossing and turning with excitement about meeting with his long lost love in the morning! We've all been there, haven't we? For Richard though, the gift is marital infidelity, and in only a few hours time, he's planning to cheat on his wife! Meanwhile Veronica, anticipating her own lesbian affair with Helen that same day, is sleeping soundly having been honest with Richard... good for her!

What will happen when old lovers meet once again? Will...

Richard wants a sexy, erotic, hot love romp with his wife... but she's turned cold. Whereas, memories of Gaynor are intimate, sexy and hardcore. Can he toe the line and have his way with both? Meanwhile, Veronica has been opening up sexually in a new relationship and is confused about what to do... is this a double win for our main protagonist? Will he be able to play his cards right on two fronts? Or, if not, where do his loyalties lie?

find out in this exciting, sexy and erotic sixth chapter of Love Never Dies...

The drama intensifies! Will Richard and Gaynor's old romance blossom once again? Will we get another sexy flash back scene? What's Veronica up to? All these questions and more, answered in this weeks chapter of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - as this time things are taken up a notch - BAM!

Plus, there's another edition of SOUND or SUSPECT to look forward to! Check out this link to vote RIGHT HERE!

TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter contains sexual content

If you...

Richard is in for a surprise when Veronica corners him at the dinner table with a serious question about their relationship! How will Richard respond!? Will he be able to play his cards right and keep both women on the go? Is there another message from Gaynor? Will it lead to another memory of a steamy sex session in the past? What will happen to Richard's marriage after the exciting twist in this weeks chapter of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com!?

TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter contains sexual...

There's nothing quite like the romance of a first holiday together as a couple, and in this exciting and sexy chapter of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - another email from Gaynor send Richard on steamy journey down memory lane. Is she doing it deliberately? Is she trying to get him hot and bothered with references to obscene pet names and "love's young dreams"? Will Richard let himself get carried away with lust for the hot passion of those old days?

TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter contains sexual...

On the surface, Richard has it all: a wife, grown up kids, plenty of money, early retirement in his 50s and a nice big house to live in... what more could he want? Except there is something missing... a lost love that haunts his dreams and fills his heart with regret! Until one day, a message appears out of the blue and takes him back to a time when the only thing that mattered was how he felt about her... his first love: Gaynor.

Now, feeling more trapped than ever in a sexless marriage to his...

That's it, the final episode of this series! Could things get any weirder? Yes... I'm afraid you're about to learn that they could. In this incel wet dream of an episode, newlyweds Dan and Ann help the alien mother entity solve a problem which makes the Zeta Unit robots obsolete, and we learn more about why the aliens have come to Earth in the first place... although maybe Dan was right, it might be better not to know. Still curious? Well, you can find out exactly what's going on in this final chapter of Andromeda - an erotic story...

Despite the enormous risks that he takes in the previous chapter, Dan has really hit the jackpot with his cyborg girlfriend Ann - she's great isn't she? Smart, sexy and able to hack into the central banking system to print as much money as they need... what more could you want?

Oh, one more thing? She can forge documents? Yeah, why not! What's that? Magical healing powers too? Um... I guess that's possible. And...? She can brew magic potions too? Okay, that's fine... but don't push it now! HANG ON...YOU WANT MORE?! You want her...

What would you do if an alien spaceship crash-landed in the woods outside your trailer? Would you go and investigate it? Would you help the aliens? Would you put your dick in it? Come on... would you really? Be honest! In this new series of Let's Get Sexy, that's exactly the situation faced by our new protagonist Dan, while he's out looking after his uncle's trailer in the middle of nowhere... I bet you're wondering how he's going to react when a sexy alien cyborg enters his life and changes everything! Find out what happens, in this exciting and...

Finally, we're back on track and in the present day again as Addie isolates herself in a woodland cabin to try and get over what happened at the end of chapter 4! In this spicy, dramatic and sexy episode of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - a package arrives and what's inside it, presumably covered in melted ice-cream, throws a spanner into the works of her self-imposed exile! Plus the situation between this complicated couple becomes more complex than it's ever been, once Addie realises...

What can I say about this chapter that deserves to be said but will also make you want to listen to the episode... hmmm, that's a tough one... Okay, here we go: Join me for this next instalment of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com! The chapter features 4000 correctly spelled words written in full English language sentences! Listen as I read those words IN ORDER and do my absolute best to try and make them sounds interesting and exciting! Meanwhile, the cliffhanger from the end...

There's plenty of confusion and a big surprise in this short but not necessarily sweet 4th chapter of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com. Addie's head is full of sexy dreams about Lucas, but while she's been away with the fairies he's about to spring his master plan into action! What is this plan? How will Addie react? Is he really the man of her dreams? Find out some of the answers in this next instalment!

TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains NSFW...

Dropping a flashback in episode 3 can be a controversial decision for an author to make. On one hand, your readers want to know what happens next, on the other, the past sometimes provides the context necessary for what happens later to land with full impact... In this 3rd chapter of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - we take a trip down memory lane to when Addie learned the truth about Lucas and then zip forward to the present to join them for a steamy...

What could be more alluring and arousing than an interrogation by a former lover on your sexual activity since you broke up? I know, it's hard to think of anything, right? Well, what if I told you: that conversation happens in a nightclub bathroom? Are you getting horny? Are your loins aflame?! I thought so... Well buckle up your britches and try to contain your excitement for this second instalment of: "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - because your wish is my command!

Who hasn't texted somebody after a few too many and regretted it afterwards? It happens to the best of us! Although, it's also true that some drunk texts are worse than others and Addie might have made either the best or worst mistake of her life by inviting Lucas back into it.... In this exciting and sexy introduction to "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - we get to know some of the main characters, get an eye-opening glimpse into the romantic history of our...

It's been a long, hard and very sexy journey with Mikael and the busty sisters of the cohort over the last 10 weeks and I hope you've been enjoying yourself listening to their antics as the holy organisation initiates its newest member! In this totally hot chapter of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com - Mikael wakes up from the intense action of the last chapter surrounded by 5 worried fantasy babes, each with a little well done kiss for him! But that's not all... what exciting and arousing...

In this chapter of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com - Mikeal returns to the sanctuary for perhaps some kind of ceremony or maybe even a celebratory orgy with the sisters... However, things do not go as smoothly as he probably would have wished! Even though his morning was a pleasant one, spent making love to Kristine, things might be about to get quite dicey as the day wears on!

TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains sexual content including sex scenes between consenting adults!

There's nothing like the feeling of a job well done is there? What could be better than knowing you've left it all out there on the field and performed to the best of your ability? Well... maybe a threesome with two large breasted fantasy babes? Luckily for Mikael, he doesn't have to choose becuase desipte planning an early night (like a total loser) there's a surprise waiting for him at the local inn!

In this episode of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com...

After the events in this excitingly erotic episode of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com - the town of Firewatch will never be the same again! Our handsome and hunky hero Mikael only has a couple of tasks left to complete his initiation into the Cohort, but surely things aren't going to be straighforward! It's not going to be easy for him, is it?! Or... actually, maybe it will be. At least there are plenty of large breasted women for him to ogle at along the way...

In the sleepy town of Firewatch, a town crumbing at the outskirts, beset by barbarian bullies and overseen by a tyrannical tax-grubbing baron: things are about to change! Enter Mikael, our handsome and fecund hero, a list of 6 challenging initiation tasks in his head and an unstoppable passion (for sex and also for impressing the sisters) in his heart!

Which tasks will he be able to cross of that list first? What foes might stand in his way? Is there, perchance, an opportunity for romance in the town? Find out in this excitingly erotic episode of...

We all know the feeling don't we? The slight awkwardness of waking up in a sexual partner's bedroom to find them gone and a mysterious note in their place. Even though the room might be the perfect ambient temperature, it undoubtedly sends a chill through even the most hardy hero... These are the circumstances in which we find Mikael, the morning after his wild night of hot sex with Melissa, and the words that are written on that note can mean only one thing: play time is over - the initiation is about to begin!

In...

I can hardly think of anything more exciting that being offered the chance to explore the inside of a real life superhero's hideout; which is basically what Sanctuary HQ is... Imagine taking a self guided tour of the bat cave! Or showing yourself around Tony Stark's Offices! Such an incredible experience would surely be worthy of some pretty decent description when it came time to tell the story of your adventures... wouldn't it? Or would you rather just get straight into the bit where the sexy hero with big boobies and pretty hair wants to go bed with you...

What's next for Mikael? Another trek through the wilderness to find the Sisters Sanctuary? More erotic sex with the beautiful (and strong) rogue Lucinda? Why not! Continued appreciation of the luxurious rugs and carpets? You bet! In this sexy third episode of the series, featuring the first part of the second chapter of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com - our new favourite couple expands considerably (to a sextuple?) when Lucinda introduces Mikael to her similarly seductive sisters; each with their own unique hair and eye colour! <...

After a teasing first instalment, you'll no doubt be delighted to find that things get incredibly sexy in this second half of the first chapter of Sisters of the Cohort - an erotic story written by the author Soebek110 for the website Literotica.com. Does that sex come with significant strings attached? Is there a leap of faith (onto well carpeted flooring) required? Could Mikael really be the chosen one? Find out in this exciting conclusion to the chapter where things finally get hot, heavy and wonderfully erotic!

TRIGGER WARNING: This story contains sexual content including...

Suggestions for the story to be featured in this new series of the podcast were open to Patreon subscribers (as they will always be from now on) and, to my delight, this time they wanted to hear something high fantasy themed! Prepare yourself to enter the world of insatiable warrior (and caravan guard) Mikael as he journeys across the land in search of a juicy new contract from the soon to be crowned Merchant King!

It's a dangerous world out there for a solo traveller and even somebody as skilled with dual long swords as Mikael...

In this wholesome tale of a military wife, left alone for Christmas looking after her twin daughters, Victoria's festive season might be about to take an unexpected turn after an impromptu trip to the mall for cheese nut balls introduces a little Christmas magic into her life! Now perhaps it won't be such a lonely winter after all!? Find out in this exciting, sexy and festive story - an erotic story written by NymphWriter for the website Literotica.com

Whoops! Got my dates mixed up a bit there didn't I?! Well, I guess that means there's...

Molly and Darryl grew up as next door neighbours and there's always been a bit of an unspoken attraction between them. However, until now he's always been with somebody else and Molly has watched him longingly from her window as the years pass by, remaining a virgin, saving herself... for him.

In this sexy and festive erotic Christmas story - written by the author Alice_Nestleton for the website Literotica.com - Molly might finally get the chance to be with the man she's held out for and finally lose her virginity to him. What a...

Every wondered what a Hallmark movie would be like if somebody added a bit of sexy spice? Then you might well enjoy this saucy Christmas tale written by the USA Today Award Winning author: Jenika Snow! Strap yourself in and get cosy because outside there's a storm brewing which threatens to trap the cynical Penny in the picturesque town of Candied, Vermont - apparently still celebrating the Maple Festival in December 8 months after if began!

The last thing Penny expects is to meet the man of her dreams: a man with thighs like tree trunks and...

Aren't you getting a bit bored of the usual Christmas music rotation? What a snooze fest! We've heard it all before haven't we?! 

That's why I have taken it upon myself to write, compose, perform and produce an entire album of brand new quirky Christmas hits that I know you're going to absolutely love playing every year instead of Mariah Carey for the 15th time! 

Hear it on:

Spotify - Apple Music - Soundcloud - Amazon Music - iTunes

Lots of love,

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