UNDRESSED WITH POL' AND PATRIK

In Part 2 we welcome back entrepreneur and Members Only Palm Beach breakout star, Taja Abitbol for a candid, hilarious, and revealing conversation about fame, fashion, wellness, and intuition at our West Hollywood Studio.

The episode opens with playful banter and admiration for Taja’s magnetic presence, as the hosts gush over her beauty, confidence, and early adoption of NAD therapy long before it became a Hollywood obsession. Taja explains her wellness knowledge came from elite athletes, not doctors, sparking discussion about longevity trends and performance culture.

Fashion takes center stage when Taja recounts trying on Po...

Closing the episode in signature glam-meets-heart fashion, Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson invite listeners deeper into the mystical world that fans can’t stop talking about: Pol’s iconic Armenian coffee readings. What began as an on-air curiosity has evolved into a full spiritual experience, and the hosts explain that this is not fortune-telling — it’s emotional revelation. As Pol’ makes clear, the magic comes from the person drinking the coffee: their thoughts, feelings, and intentions leave a story behind in the grounds. His role is simply to interpret what the heart has already written.

Patrik ref...

We are live in New York City with reality television royalty — Renee Graziano — and from the first minute, it’s iconic chaos, deep vulnerability, and explosive truth.

The episode opens with jokes about the FBI “waiting outside” as Renee reflects on her groundbreaking run on Mob Wives, the show that redefined reality TV. She shares what it meant to grow up the daughter of Anthony Graziano, a respected consigliare, clarifying that “mob privilege” wasn’t white privilege — it was loyalty, respect, and family code.

Fashion takes center stage as Renee reminisces about mink coats, ostrich feathers, and unap...

The trio dives headfirst into the 2026 Grammys Runway Rundown— delivering their signature takes on the good, the bad, the ugly, and the unforgettable “fire the stylist!” moments.

The show kicks off with their classic intro before reminding listeners they can book an Armenian Coffee Reading at PolAtteu.com — virtually or live in West Hollywood — and grab a SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu (the ultimate glam accessory for your Birkin, backpack or shelf). Then it’s straight to fashion fireworks.

Chappell Roan stuns in a bordeaux cape moment that transforms from understated elegance to bold art reveal — complete with nipple rings...

In this deeply emotional and revealing episode of Undressed with Pol' and Patrik, we begin a powerful new series dedicated to our dearly departed best friend, Anna Nicole Smith. We mark the anniversary of her passing with an intimate, heartfelt tribute. This episode blends raw emotion, behind-the-scenes storytelling, humor, and celebrity pop-culture context — making it one of the most personal episodes of our podcast to date.

We reflect on where we were when we received the devastating phone call confirming Anna’s passing, sharing the surreal stillness of that moment, the chaos surrounding our bout...

Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson celebrate a milestone episode of Undressed with Pol’ & Patrik, broadcasting for the first time from their brand-new West Hollywood studio, before diving headfirst into a fearless, unfiltered 2026 Golden Globes red-carpet breakdown.

The episode opens with SnowBuBu love, Armenian coffee cup reading reminders, and Pol’s signature fashion education as the duo identifies this year’s dominant trends: minimalism, sheer “naked” dressing, metallics, sculptural tailoring, and statement diamonds.

From there, the gloves come off. Pol’ and Patrik critique the night’s biggest looks, hits, and misfires—debating Owen Cooper’s Bottega Veneta, Patrick Schwarzen...

We jet-set from Beverly Hills to Palm Beach with special guest Taja Abitbol—entrepreneur, wellness visionary, and star of Netflix’s hot new reality series Members Only: Palm Beach.

Taja, known for her luxury wellness brand Taja Drip, shares her journey from her hippie-named, Moroccan-Tunisian roots to pioneering anti-aging treatments in Miami’s Faena Hotel. No booze, no Tylenol, just peptides, NAD, glutathione, and a glowy lifestyle that keeps people guessing her age (she looks 28, but that’s not the number!). Taja breaks down how NAD slows aging, and teases her soon-to-launch ingestible wellness line—no gummies, just potent, h...

In this electrifying episode we welcome the fabulous Phil Stallone — celebrity psychic, tarot reader, and Armenian coffee-cup diviner — for an unforgettable mix of laughs, intuition, and a sprinkle of scandal and year end predictions.

Segment 1: Meet The Psychic Stallone
Still in New York, Pol’ and Patrik kick things off with pure sass: “He’s gay as f*** — like our T-shirt line!” Phil dives into his world of tarot, astrology, and TikTok fame, warning about online imposters and offering listeners a cheeky discount code “BILL10.” Between OnlyFans jokes, foot-pic confessions, and playful flirting, the vibe is pure entertainment. Phil...

In this sparkling, soulful episode of Undressed with Pol' and Patrik, the fabulous duo welcome the radiant entrepreneur Allyse Cirillo, founder and CEO of St. Joe — a plant-based skincare brand born from heritage, heart, and hustle.

From the moment she joins the New York studio, Pol' and Patrik can’t stop gushing over her glowing skin and confident vibe. As the convo unfolds, Allyse opens up about naming her brand St. Jo in honor of her grandmothers (both named Josephine!) and the deep spiritual connection she felt when building something that would carry their legacy.

✨ The Glow-Up...

This week, Undressed with Pol & Patrik gets raw, real, and radiant with the fabulous Guerdy Abraira — star of The Real Housewives of Miami, powerhouse event planner, breast cancer survivor, and author of the deeply personal new memoir Trauma to Trophies.

From couture gowns to chemo, Guerdy opens up about her extraordinary journey of resilience, creativity, and reinvention. She joins Pol and Patrik for a candid conversation that’s equal parts laughter, love, and life lessons — and yes, a little coffee reading magic too. ☕

💫 In This Episode:
• Beyond the Housewives: Guerdy sets the record straight about life off-camera...

Vegas meets Bravo in this glittering special  as the couture power couple sit down with the fabulous Margaret Josephs of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Filmed at the luxurious Four Seasons Las Vegas, with podcast space sponsored by Scooter’s Coffee, the conversation flows with laughter, candor, and plenty of caffeinated charm.

Pol’—ever the non-drinker—sips rich Armenian coffee while Patrik enjoys something stronger, teasing their guest that her signature mocktail line, Soirée, could use “a splash of vodka.” Margaret laughs, explaining that Soirée celebrates inclusion and elegance: “I’m a non-judgy, non-drinker, but I want everyone to hav...

Pol’ and Patrik are BACK from New York with returning guest and beloved Real Housewives of New Jersey icon Teresa Giudice—the platinum-blonde Jersey bombshell diving into BravoCon madness, family healing, and a stunning new coffee reading.

The episode kicks off with laughter as Patrik hilariously butchers Teresa’s last name (“Jai-deuce!”). Teresa recaps BravoCon chaos: Gia’s dehydration scare, paramedics rushing to the Four Seasons, recycled Vegas air, exhaustion, and why she avoided cast drama by staying at the Encore—right above Delilah’s, where Pol’ and Patrik partied.

But the real jaw-dropper? Teresa and Joe Gorga secret...

Step inside the Pol’ Atteu Beverly Hills boutique for Part 2 as Selling Sunset’s Mary Bonnet gets gloriously Undressed—from hot topics and headline hype to runway roasts and a spine-tingling coffee reading that points straight to… Bali.

🔥 Hot Topics, LOLs & Real Talk
The crew kicks off with a pop-culture lightning round: Taylor Swift’s (maybe!) engagement and whether “happy Taylor” still slays; Kelly Clarkson’s heartbreaking loss and how grief hits kids; and Millie Bobby Brown’s new chapter—sparking Mary’s candid share about becoming a mom at 15 and how much learning 21 still has left. Mary gets real about re...

In this jaw-dropping, side-splitting, heart-opening continuation with the fabulous Rachel McCord, the coffee is hot and the chaos is haute couture.

🔥 Hot Topics & Hollywood Gossip
Snoop Dogg is named Chairman of the 2026 World Cup and Rachel’s manifesting it. Meanwhile, Pol’ is wondering if Snoop just never went to sleep. Skechers, graduations, and celebrity joints collide.

Then comes a tender moment: Bruce Willis’ health update leads to behind-the-scenes stories from Moonlighting, and Cybill Shepherd’s (not-so-secret) feud. Yes, tea is spilled.

🍷 Wine, Weight Loss & WTF Moments
From Serena Williams’ rumored weight loss drug to AnnaLynne...

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💥 Opening Chaos — Before the Glam
Before cameras roll, couture combat erupts! Pol’ and Patrik argue over mics, sound, and “the producer who’s definitely fired.” No one even hit record (spoiler alert: we left it in). It’s raw, real, and ridiculously funny — proof the boys are already Undressed and Unhinged before guest Mary Bonnet even arrives. 🎧😂

Once Mary enters, chaos turns chic. The Selling Sunset star glows as she gushes about life with husband Romain Bonnet, h...

Step inside the Pol’ Atteu Beverly Hills boutique for one of the most jaw-dropping, soul-lifting, couture-filled episodes yet as Pol’ and Patrik welcome the radiant Rachel McCord — entrepreneur, author, faith leader, and sister to 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord.

Things kick off with instant Hollywood chaos: the guest list heard ’round the world. At a McCord List event, even AnnaLynne herself wasn’t on the list — writing “I AM The McCord List” just to get in! Not even Pol’ and Patrik made the cut at first, cueing a hilarious three-page clipboard mix-up that had Beverly Hills buzzing. But love wins, couture heals, and Po...

Jamie Kennedy’s return to Undressed is like a double shot of espresso—smooth, bold, and a little wild. In this second part of our 100th episode, Jamie opens up about love, money, and the kind of bag that can make a grown man tear up. He paints a cinematic picture of gifting his “Audrey Hepburn” of a girlfriend a $4,000 Louis Vuitton from the Beverly Center—the shriek, the joy, the protective hook for the bag in her car—and then confesses he’s eyeing a Birkin next (“thirty grand, chumps!”). It’s the kind of moment that makes you laugh while tuggin...

Buckle up, Undressed-anistas, because this episode is a full runway of drama, laughs, fashion tea, and mystical revelations! Pol’ and Patrik are back inside their Beverly Hills boutique with the fabulous Gogo Lomo-David (Righteous Gemstones, Shameless), and things get spicy fast.

We kick off with Hot Topics — and no one is safe. From the shocking story of Lil Nas X allegedly arrested in Hollywood to the headline-grabbing relationship twists of JoJo Siwa, our hosts dive headfirst into fame’s darker side. Gogo opens up about resisting Hollywood’s vices, sharing how his Nigerian father and grounded upbringing keep him focused...

From Malibu’s Most Wanted to Most Hung?The banter begins with Jamie Kennedy’s legendary TV and film career—but quickly shifts to the elephant on the internet. Yes, THAT photo. Is it real? We get the truth straight from Jamie himself. (Spoiler: blurry or not, it’s all him.)From Scream to The

Jamie Kennedy Experiment
The boys celebrate Jamie’s cultural moments and roast the younger generation for confusing him with James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules. According to one producer, Jamie had even “died in a hot tub.” Jamie takes it in stride: “I’m alive, bitche...

Gogo Lomo-David joins us for a wild, soulful, and hilarious ride. You’ve seen Gogo in the Starbucks commercial (even though he doesn't drink coffee!), California Lottery, Apartments.com, and The Righteous Gemstones — now get to know the man behind the roles.

Even as the face of Starbucks, Gogo admits he doesn't drink coffee — he's naturally wired thanks to his mom’s pregnancy cravings for cola and strawberry yogurt. But for Pol and Patrik? He drinks Armenian coffee… and calls it “extra Black.”

Gogo spills the tea on his career glow-up: a new commercial with Jennifer Coolidge, acting...

The couture chaos continues as Danielle Vasinova struts back into the Undressed studio with Pol’ Atteu, Patrik Simpson, and Beverly Hills’ tiniest diva, SnowWhite90210. If Part 1 had you gagging, Part 2 will leave you clutching your pearls. This hour is dripping with celebrity gossip, haute couture, Hollywood drama, and a coffee reading that might just change Danielle’s life.

👠 Haute vs. Hot Topics
We kick things off in true Undressed fashion — with Pol’s infamous “Haute Topics” (yes, that’s haute darling, spelled H-A-U-T-E) versus Patrik’s “Hot Topics.” Danielle dives into her unfiltered opinions on the latest in Hollywood, from Jenn...

What do you do when the man who once slid into your DMs ends up becoming your husband? If you’re Kiara Liz Ortega, you marry him in Ireland at the actual P.S. I Love You bridge, wear a black diamond ring, and then laugh years later about the fact that yes—technically—you married your stalker.

In this unfiltered, hilarious, and heart-tugging episode, the former Miss Universe Puerto Rico and star of The Bay opens up with Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson about everything from red-carpet disasters to her chaotic globe-trotting honeymoon. Imagine this: France, Italy, Qatar (durin...

The glam squad is in overdrive as Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson welcome actress, model, and total powerhouse Danielle Vasinova into the Undressed hot seat! You know her from The Bay (where she snagged an Emmy), the Yellowstone universe (1923), and now the buzzy new series The Madison alongside Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. But behind the Hollywood dazzle is a farm girl from Connecticut who once shoveled manure, milked cows, and slept in her horse’s stall when she got mad at her parents. Talk about rags-to-red-carpet!

From cheerleading drama (she made the squad, her best friend didn’t) to being...

Kiara Liz Ortega, AKA: Former Miss Universe Puerto Rico, star of Mira Quién Baila (which she won!), and TV host, takes us on a journey from bartending in San Juan to walking the stage in Bangkok for Miss Universe — and everywhere in between.

We learn (in hilarious fashion) that Puerto Rico is in fact an island. Cue the laughter as we share memories from El Conquistador, Palomino Island, and Rincón.

Kiara clarifies misconceptions and paints a vivid picture of Puerto Rico’s surf culture, geography, and food (yes, we’re talking about that famous Ponce i...

We get deep and wild in Part 2 with Shahs of Sunset icon Reza Farahan, in a no-filter convo about storage wars, real estate drama, reality TV chaos, fashion highs and lows, and one seriously powerful coffee reading.

💸 STORAGE IS THE DEVIL
We kick off with laugh-out-loud stories of decades-old storage units, wasted money, and ruined “treasures.” Reza hilariously compares storage fees to credit card interest, while Patrik reveals Pol’ forced him to clean out a unit in Arizona—only to throw everything away. Lesson: don’t store it, donate it!

🏡 REAL ESTATE & RENT RANTS
Reza unpacks the hig...

In this wild and wonderful follow-up, powerhouse actress and former attorney Stacie Greenwell returns to join Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson for an unforgettable episode of hot tea, Armenian Coffee, deep truths, and fierce fashion. From lawsuits to lube, no topic is safe!

🔥 Hot Topics on Fire
Stacie reacts to the jaw-dropping $260 million lawsuit against Tyler Perry, dissecting the legal and ethical complexities with her signature grace. Patrik and Pol' add their spicy takes—complete with jokes, eye-rolls, and plenty of gasps—while everyone wonders aloud: Who is Derrick Dixon, and why does his name sound like a stage name?<...

Hold onto your Fendi tags and your Zaddy energy, because Reza Farahan is in the boutique and the tea is steeped in Persian opulence! On this glitzy, hilarious, and wildly unfiltered sit-down when the Shahs of Sunset icon turns up the charm—and the shade. From BravoCon buzz to Beverly Hills realness, no subject is off limits.

We kick things off with a love fest over interior wellness drinks and a lunch at Novikov that blossomed into a newfound friendship. Reza spills about Persian parties, being raised in a house filled with constant entertaining, and why he av...

This week welcome Stacie Greenwell into the Pol’ Atteu Beverly Hills Boutique. Hollywood may be built on stories, but few are as fiercely fabulous and unexpectedly heartfelt as hers. In our dazzling “Undressed” sit-down, we welcome the award-nominated scene-stealer whose breakout line “F*ck the police” from Amazon Prime Video’s Cross had fans gagged—and law enforcement shook!

Kicking things off with signature sass, we roll out the red carpet for Stacie (yes, in green!) and dive into her seriously stacked resume—from Shameless to Sharp Objects with Amy Adams, to Big Little Lies with Reese Witherspoon and The Pit (hello...

In our Part two we welcome back our glamorous friend, Crystal Kung Minkoff—Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, digital entrepreneur, and co-host of the Humble Brag Podcast. From Beverly Hills to Aspen, no topic is off-limits as they peel back the designer layers of fame, friendship, and family.

Housewives Highs & Hindsights
Crystal candidly opens up about her time on RHOBH, revealing she felt embarrassed to fully lean in and often tried to hide from the spotlight. She reflects on how the experience taught her the power of owning her narrative—something she now embraces in podcasti...

We welcome back comedian, author, and former Chelsea Lately star Sarah Colonna for a no-holds-barred Part 2. From influencer lists to psychic warnings, nothing’s off-limits.

We start by comparing notes on being left out of influencer trips while Sarah confesses, she just came back for another coffee reading. “I just wanted a second opinion,” she laughs. The gang dives into “Haute Topics,” debating Kelsey Grammer welcoming baby number eight at 70. 

We react to The Chrisleys pardoned by Trump after stealing millions. “How do they get picked over people in for petty crimes?” Sarah wonders. Patrik sums it up: “Best frien...

It's part 2 of our wild, unfiltered, and unexpectedly emotional episode when Carolyn Wiger returns to break down her time on The Traitors, share behind-the-scenes drama, and reflect on life, loyalty, and lips.

Carolyn explains why she refused to eliminate Dorinda Medley early in the game—despite strategy and pressure—calling her a “badass bitch” and recognizing how much fans adore her. She also unleashes her honest take on Boston Rob Mariano, criticizing his overexposure and dominance, saying it made others feel like “pawns.”

She calls out Bob the Drag Queen and Danielle Reyes for backstabbing her mid-game, which lef...

It’s Part 1 with the one and only Crystal Kung Minkoff for a glitzy, gloriously unfiltered episode! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, Humble Brag podcast queen, and wife of The Lion King director Rob Minkoff, Crystal joins Pol’ & Patrik to spill tea—unsweetened, over-iced, and stirred with Armenian coffee.

With Snow White 90210 at the groomer (priorities, people), the boys dive into Crystal’s Housewives origin story: a casual Mommy & Me moment with Teddi Mellencamp turned into a Zoom with 20 Bravo execs. In designer athleisure, she was crowned a new Housewife. Her reaction? “Uh…okay?” Even the Bravo head honcho was gagged...

From the instant Pol’ and Patrik shout “headlights on!” you know this episode is veering off-road. Survivor 44 breakout—and freshly minted Traitors 3 schemer—Carolyn Wiger barges into the virtual Palazzo Suite wearing nothing but a tee, a grin, and the freedom of a woman who ditched her bra along with her inhibitions. Seconds later the couture duo are debating cup sizes while Carolyn counters with dead-pan Minnesotan sass.

Patrik tries to stage a traditional Armenian coffee ceremony; Carolyn turns it into “espresso soup,” convinced the ornate spoon is drug paraphernalia. Grounds splatter, jaws drop, and Pol' is speechless for the...

The mics pop like champagne as we usher Miami OG Lea Black back for part 2 in Dallas. What follows is a glitter cannon of gossip, gratitude, and girdle-tight life lessons—all in under an hour.

Glitter vs. Grit

Lea opens her designer diary: she once slid to the side so “drop-dead gorgeous” Joanna Krupa could shine, and even loaned baubles to castmates “starring in rented houses and leased Jaguars.” She applauds Bethenny Frankel’s rag-to-Skinnygirl rise while roasting fame junkies who’ll chase a camera “to the opening of an envelope.”

Hollywood Stories & Humble Queens

Gra...

Reality-TV lightning rod LeeAnne Locken returns to the Palazzo Suite for a riotous, no-filter follow-up that ping-pongs from slap-stick panic to soul-baring insight.

Pol’ is hand-gluing crystals when the puppies lose it—there’s a giant snake coiled under his nightstand! LeeAnne narrates the chaos: Patrik’s “call 911,” Pol’s couture crisis, and a squad of hunky firemen wrestling a 12-foot (?) interloper down four flights of stairs. Drama level: Housewives reunion meets Animal Planet.

Snake talk mutates into gallows humor: how to sink a corpse with razor wire, tarps, and cinder blocks—complete with a Home Depot shopping...

This week on our iced-out, diamond-drenched Part One episode, we’re deep in glamorous chaos with Miami queen and former Real Housewives of Miami star, Lea Black, inside the Palazzo Suite.

Draped in diamonds and flanked by bodyguards, Lea drops jaw-dropping stories—from her Texas roots and Beverly Hills nights to jury duty fatefully leading her to powerhouse attorney (and future husband) Roy Black. She opens up about building a beauty empire, her philanthropic passion, and how she’s helping families achieve home ownership—all while serving lewks and legacy.

Lea dishes on revamping Roy’s office (and...

Everything’s bigger in Texas — including the laughs, confessions, and jaw-dropping stories on this outrageous new episode of Undressed with Pol’ and Patrik, recorded live from the Warwick in Dallas with reality royalty LeeAnne Locken! Known for her fiery presence on The Real Housewives of Dallas, LeeAnne wastes no time diving into the drama — and neither do your fabulous hosts, Pol’ and Patrik.

From her obsession with espresso to her absolute ban on Dallas tap water, LeeAnne makes her diva standards hilariously clear — and throws major shade at Patrik’s month-old plastic bottle habit. The water wars quickly turn into a...

In this emotional and raw Part 2 interview, former Miss USA, model, actress, and reality TV star Shanna Moakler continues her revealing sit-down with us, live from Dallas. And trust us, the tea—and coffee—is piping hot.

Shanna dives headfirst into the heartbreaking details of how her marriage to Travis Barker unraveled. In a bombshell moment, she recounts how she found out her relationship was over—via text message—just two weeks before their hit reality show Meet the Barkers aired. But that wasn’t the only shock. She says she learned of Travis’s new romance with Kourtney Kar...

It's part 2 with Comedian, actress, and Netflix star, Fortune Feimster and she's back overflowing with wild stories, deep moments, and Hollywood surprises.

She kicks off with a musical confession that she once performed Goodbye Earl live with The Chicks and raves about vocal queens like Kelly Clarkson (the slimmed-down version) and Alanis Morissette, earning massive diva points. We had no idea Fortune could sing until she shocked everyone at Chumpaoke. But, she swears she’s not releasing an album, but now we know there’s a voice under that comedy crown.

From coast to coast, Fort...

This week it's part one of Shanna Moakler and the gowns are packed, the mics are hot, and we hit the road for the first time—broadcasting straight from Dallas, Texas with pageant royalty and reality TV icon and Playboy Bunny!. From her Miss USA win to Playboy fame and Big Brother betrayals, Shanna spills the sweet tea and the spicy drama.

She takes us back to her roots as an East Coast teen dreaming of Hollywood lights. After earning her Miss Teen USA crown, she nabbed the Miss USA title—thanks to Texas queen Chelsey Smith winn...