Land of Eem: Actual Play
Join Ben Costa, James Parks, and George Higgins as they play the Land of Eem tabletop roleplaying game, inspired by the series of fantasy books: Dungeoneer Adventures and Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo. Ben Costa and James Parks are the creators of Dungeoneer Adventures, Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo, and the tabletop roleplaying game, Land of Eem. They have been friends since the 2nd grade, and love making stuff together.Lovers of fantasy, they strive to craft tales that celebrate the adventures of unlikely heroes. Ben and James grew up playing tabletop roleplaying games, creating countless characters and...
Iglio the Vampire and a Jar of Yellow Ooze | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05 EP21
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A mine can turn on you fast. One minute you’re counting profit, the next you’re staring at a blood trail that shouldn’t exist. This is Land of Eem, the whimsical family-friendly tabletop RPG actual play from Ben Costa and James Parks, set in the world of the Dungeoneer Adventures graphic novels and Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo.
The party is back in Sinkhole with three freshly bought mining claims and a simple plan: fix the mine, raise the value, get out. Instead they stumbl...
The Haunted Mine of Sinkhole and a Very Cursed Snack | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05 EP20
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A cursed snack, a stray dinghy, and a business plan built on haunted tunnels. Welcome to Land of Eem, the whimsical family-friendly tabletop RPG actual play from Ben Costa and James Parks, set in the same world as the Dungeoneer Adventures graphic novels and Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo.
The party starts in Skiff trying to be responsible for once: rest, resupply, and haul two barrels of inkpot spider webs back to Sinkhole. Buying rations turns into a gambling problem within minutes, and the road through...
Get the Duck to Skiff | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S5 EP019
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A giant snake encircles the party in the swamp and calmly explains they will make a "worthy offering." That's the moment a simple Quagmash errand becomes a full-on survival story in this Land of Eem tabletop RPG actual play, where the best weapons are wit, panic, and whatever questionable abilities are buried on a character sheet.
We start by celebrating the release of our book series Dungeoneer Adventures, then jump back into the swamp with one simple mission: get our poisoned duck, Ducky, to real medical help...
The Spider Queen | Land of Eem Actual Play S5 EP018
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A swamp job sounds simple until the swamp gets a vote. This Land of Eem actual play episode kicks off with big news about our latest chapter book release, then dives into tabletop RPG chaos in the Quagmash: busted infrastructure, missing miners, and a foreman-engineer who can fix a broken compass, but only in exchange for something rare and waterproof.
That something is inkpot spider webbing. Which means barrels, river travel, and the world's worst question: what does a sentient spider want in trade? The supply run...
Giant Toads, Thieves' Cant, and a Sinkhole Bar Fight | Land of Eem Actual Play S5 EP017
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Land of Eem Actual Play returns with swamp chaos, secret ledgers, and a behind the scenes look at Dungeoneer Adventures: Lost in the Mushroom Maze, our 304 page illustrated middle grade fantasy adventure set in the same whimsical world as the Land of Eem tabletop RPG.
First, we dig into the book itself: what it is, who it's for, and why building one setting across novels and TTRPG play creates richer characters, sharper jokes, and bigger payoffs for longtime fans and first time readers alike. Then we pull...
The Wiff Lock 9000 | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP16
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A hidden door with a brass nose stares back at the party from deep in the Lost Willows—and the only way through is to smell like the right recipe. What starts as a simple dungeon crawl quickly turns into a chaotic puzzle as the party hunts the outcast Tricky Toe gangster Harn Twinbeard. His swamp hideout is designed to waste time, drain supplies, and make us question every ally we’ve brought along.
The search begins with a secret entrance carved into a tr...
Burgers and Boggles | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP15
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The Lost Willows are the kind of swamp where direction stops meaning anything, the air itself carries dread, and you can wander in circles like the land is laughing at you. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play, the party continues the search for Harn Twinbeard while trying to survive poison, stink, and a black drake that keeps swooping in like a flying fire marshal with teeth.
Along the way, the adventure highlights what makes the Land...
Bargain Bin Disguises & Black Drake Trouble | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP14 |
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A professional drake hunter corners the party in a quiet Mushmash library—and instead of backing down, our heroes do what any sensible adventurers would do: double down on the chaos. Armed with a bargain-bin disguise, a hired trumpeter, and a half-baked plan, the group attempts to infiltrate the hunter’s next expedition. But their real objective still lurks deep in the swamp: finding Harn Twinbeard somewhere in the Lost Willows, all while a deadly black drake stalks the region.
Once inside the hunt...
The Black Key | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP13
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Skeletons clatter from hidden doors, a cackling voice turns the ceiling into falling stone, and the party’s survival plan proves slipperier than the puzzle itself. Between missed swings and miracle saves, Hooch unlocks the true power of the beetle-carapace shield while Brendo weaponizes music to shove back an armored skeletal brute. When two bounty hunters crash the scene, social abilities steal the spotlight—Famous and Fibbing flip enemies into confused allies long enough to corner the real threat.
The payoff is weird and...
Please Do Not Feed the Used T'Be Tiger | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP12
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Locked underground with limited options, the party debates the true economics of dungeon crawling: escape now or chase glory later? A clumsy encounter with a used-to-be tiger turns into a clever getaway, setting the tone for a bold gamble—burn six hard-earned keys on a mythic horde and trust the dice. In true Land of Eem fashion, the risk pays off.
The loot changes everything. We pull gear that reshapes combat and exploration: a beetle-carapace shield that shrugs off dread at clutch moments, a war pi...
We Tried To Fight Plants And The Plants Won | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP11
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A simple hunt for a drake and a rumored sword spirals fast when our heroes are ambushed by bog snaps, lose their bearings, and learn the hard truth that not every fight in a tabletop RPG is meant to be won. When the swamp itself opens up and swallows the party whole, this Land of Eem game session pivots from survival horror to inventive dungeon crawling—and that’s where the magic really begins.
Beneath the Quagmash, the world of Land of Eem<...
Quiche, Laxatives, and Bad Spores | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP10
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A swamp tavern, a bad plan, and a living tower that beats like a heart—this episode of our family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play goes from jokes to jeopardy fast. Joined by Bellow and Chini, we journey south to reach Dark Shroom Tower, a cult stronghold sealed behind Fungals that only open to foul words. The bluff works… until it doesn’t. When the elder’s telepathy tears the lie apart, the door slams shut and we’re trapped inside, forced to turn the enviro...
Finding Schmidty | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP09
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A promise to two worried mushroom folk sends us deep into the Quagmash, where every choice carries weight and every laugh hides a lurking threat. This episode of our family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play blends whimsical danger, chaotic encounters, and heartfelt roleplay as we trek toward Dark Shroom Tower—and the swamp makes sure we earn every step. If you enjoy lighthearted fantasy roleplay and tabletop RPG hexcrawls, this is a wild one.
The journey be...
The Gator Maze Fiasco | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP08
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A hill that breathes, a lake that bites, and a knight who refuses to quit—just another day in the whimsical, family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play! This episode dives deep into hexcrawling chaos across the Quagmash, where danger is playful, heartfelt, and delightfully unpredictable. If you love lighthearted fantasy roleplay and tabletop RPG adventure, this one’s packed with memorable moments.
We kick things off with quick plugs for the Land of Eem RPG, then plunge into a sw...
Road to the Lost Willows | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP07
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The Land of Eem Actual Play returns with a squelching, swamp-soaked journey through the Quagmash—where the world doesn’t try to kill you outright so much as slowly wear you down. This episode is packed with whimsical danger, comedic chaos, and meaningful choices, perfect for fans of family-friendly TTRPG actual plays and the delightfully lighthearted world of Land of Eem.
Brendo and Hooch kick things off in a spill-side tavern, scraping together hit points, coins, and clues about the...
Hex-Crawl Survival, Gang Intrigue, and the Lost Willows | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP06
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The swamp doesn’t care if you’re ready—but in this Land of Eem Actual Play, our heroes limp in anyway, light on rations and heavy on jokes. What starts with broom-closet lodging, “swamp carrots,” and a roadside magic shop soon unravels into gang intrigue, dangerous travel, and a lead on the elusive Harn Twinbeard.
Bogtown proves to be a crossroads: Charlie pays us for our troubles but tries to keep his Underbrink ties under wraps. We shadow the Tricky Toe pickup, uncover wh...
Friendship, Luck, and Tiny Swords | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP05
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"You’re bringing a mascot costume to a toxic dive?” That’s just another day in Bogtown for our heroes in this episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play—a lighthearted yet high-stakes TTRPG adventure full of gangs, gators, and mutant mayhem.
We kick things off with a tense alleyway standoff against Bonnie Badapple that spirals into full-on chaos when the Copper Hats show up. A garbage can tumble, some questionable rolls, and a scrappy charm check later, and we’re on the run—hi...
We Tried to Join a Noodle Gang and All We Got Was Food Poisoning | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05 EP04
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🍜 What starts as a secret bard concert with a speakeasy vibe takes a sharp left turn into Bogtown’s most feared storefront: Nork’s Noodles. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play, the party dives into criminal intrigue, kitchen warfare, and dangerous loyalties in the heart of the Mucklands.
The plan was simple: pull a Yojimbo, infiltrate a gang, and free the streets with clever moves. But behind the counter at Nork’s, things got messy fast. From Bonnie Ba...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP03 | Secrets of Underground Bard Scene
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Bogtown’s underbelly comes alive with gang rivalries, conspiracies, and forbidden music in this whimsical yet perilous Land of Eem Actual Play adventure! Our family-friendly TTRPG campaign takes a dramatic turn as the party dives deeper into Bogtown’s hidden power struggles.
Fresh off their victory in apprehending a Tricky Toe gang member for Detective Underbrink, the heroes soon uncover a dangerous secret world of rival factions and outlawed performances. When Brendo is invited by the enigmatic Delora the Blue to perform at a clandestine bard...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP02 | How Not to Catch a Firebug
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Step into the whimsical chaos of Land of Eem Actual Play, where family-friendly fantasy RPG meets hilariously bad decision-making! In this episode, Brendo the Welkin Bard and Hooch the Mushroom Rascal are tasked by Inspector Maisel Underbrink with capturing Vern “the Burn” Mancini—Bogtown’s most notorious arsonist.
But in true Land of Eem fashion, things quickly spiral out of control. Instead of a straightforward arrest, our heroes hatch a bizarre plan involving more arson, shady insurance schemes, and gambling with Bogtown’s most dangerous crime boss...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05EP01 | Welcome to Bogtown!
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Welcome to Bogtown, where the streets are suspended over murky bogs, the cops wear copper helmets, and playing music can get you arrested. In this premiere episode of our new campaign, we meet Brendo Sim—a Welkin bard descended from the legendary lore-keeper Philo Sim—and Hooch Dundee—a three-foot-five mushroom rascal with a talent for creative fibbing.
When Hooch's prized man catcher is confiscated by the notoriously corrupt Copper Hats, our unlikely heroes embark on an audacious mission to infiltrate police headquarters. What follows is a master...
Land of Eem Actual Play Retrospective
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From a chance encounter with Sven the Yodeling Troll to a daring escape through a portal with the legendary Eye of Ek, our 63-episode Land of Eem Actual Play campaign has been nothing short of a whimsical TTRPG journey. This finale retrospective dives into the wildest moments of Riley and Galen’s adventures across the Mucklins—and the unforgettable cast of characters that grew out of dice rolls and chance encounters.
As we flip through George’s meticulous GM notes, we relive every twist: installing Sklunc...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S04EP03 | Ulfrex the Cruel and the End of the Line
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Land of Eem Actual Play | Season Finale – Eye of Ek, Volcano Showdown & the Door to Eppley
Trapped atop Mount Terror with enemies closing in, Riley and Galen face their most dangerous moment yet in this epic season finale of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast. As Ulfrex the Cruel and his army of Felmog Knights and Sarpathy warriors storm the mountain, our heroes must reach the volcanic treasure chamber before it's too late.
Evading th...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S04EP02 | The Edge of Doom or Whatever
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Land of Eem Actual Play | Into the Volcano – Magma Monsters, Pirate Ambushes & the Truth About Weldar
Terror returns in this high-stakes episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast as Riley and Galen brave the deadly shores of Terror Island once more—this time with the reluctant Weldar in tow, a former villain now humbled in a tight Hawaiian shirt.
From their first steps back into the jungle, danger is relentless. A run-in with Yaljack pirates sends our hero...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S04EP01 | The Curio of Infinite Doors
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Land of Eem Actual Play | Season 4 Premiere – The Rickety Curio & the Dangers of Terror Island
Season 4 of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast begins with a narrow escape and a bold new quest. After defeating the Daggerheart pirates, Galen and Riley dodge the fallout of pirate politics and uncover a powerful relic tied to Galen’s family—the Rickety Curio of Infinite Doors, a magical cabinet from the Age of Flame capable of opening portals to any object's place of origin.
With...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP20 | The Daggerhearts (Season 3 Finale!)
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Season 3 Finale | Pirate Alliances, Sea Monsters & the Battle for Skelowack Strand
The Land of Eem podcast sets sail for its most explosive episode yet! In this epic season finale, Galen and Riley join forces with the infamous Captain Verma Woodenfoot and the Pirate Court to launch a daring assault on the Daggerhearts’ lighthouse stronghold—a pirate fortress threatening the fragile peace of Skelowack Strand.
But strategy quickly turns to chaos as a mult...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP19 | The Art of Accidental Double-Crossin
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What happens when you stumble upon a secret pirate hideout and then accidentally sell that information to the very pirates you discovered? Pure chaos—and that's exactly what unfolds in this hilarious adventure through the treacherous waters of Hornswoggle Port.
Fresh from discovering the Daggerheart Pirates' hidden lighthouse base, Riley and Galen sail to Hornswoggle, a notorious pirate haven where they hope to cash in on their knowledge. Their adventure quickly devolves into a masterclass in how not to negotiate with pirates as they bumble through pirate cu...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP18 | Mutiny, Maps, and Mushrooms on a Stick
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A chance rescue mission to the derelict Lookout Island lighthouse takes a dramatic turn when Captain Noggins and crew stumble upon a secret lair of the feared Dagger Heart pirates. But discovery comes with danger when First Mate Galen narrowly survives a deadly pendulum trap, leaving him barely clinging to consciousness.
Before this revelation, tensions aboard ship boil over as crewmate Thrang attempts mutiny, coveting the mysterious Wraith Keeper artifact that grants communication with the dead. The confrontation ends with Thrang marooned on a tiny island, swearing...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP17 | Pirates, Gremlins, and an Ancient Carrot
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The SS Noggin embarks on a perilous voyage through the treacherous waters of the Scaloac Strand! Our crew - featuring a blind navigator, two crab racks, and a collection of colorful sailors - quickly discovers that surviving the high seas demands more than just sailing skill.
Immediately faced with the challenges of navigation, we encounter a peculiar trader and a hoarding hermit crab haggling over a "calculation clam." Just when we think we're making progress, we spot an abandoned ship drifting toward certain doom. What awaits inside...
Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP16 | Noggin's Pleasure Yacht: Where Pirates Go to Retire
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A luxury yacht isn't exactly what comes to mind when planning a dangerous expedition to a place called "Terror Island," but that's precisely the vessel Rylee and Galen find themselves commanding. After finally reaching Muckland Harbor, they discover their old friend Noggin has transformed their galleon into a pleasure craft complete with shuffleboard decks, noodle dispensers, and two men named Lou who handle waste disposal duties.
The mission seems simple enough: find the legendary treasure of Ulfrex the Cruel hidden somewhere on Terror Island. If successful, they...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E15 | Fun with Quicksand
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Ever thought a simple quest could spiral into unexpected camaraderie and chaotic mishaps? In this week’s Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast, our adventurers dive into dungeon crawls, wild creature encounters, and the colorful mayhem of Camp Mudbank—all wrapped in the signature whimsy and humor of Land of Eem!
This episode is packed with hilarious storytelling, thrilling battles, and the unpredictable nature of random item generation. As our crew reflects on past escapades, they eagerly anti...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E14 | The Howling Hot Challenge
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Get ready for an action-packed and hilarious episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast! This week, our adventurers take on the infamous Howling Hot Haunch Challenge, pushing their limits in a fiery showdown that’s equal parts comedy and chaos. As the heat intensifies, Weldar’s unfortunate bathroom predicament leaves the entire group gasping for air—whether from laughter or the spice is up for debate!
Meanwhile, the party gathers at Wally’s Waffles, a co...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E13 | The Great Egg Heist
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Join us for another thrilling episode of Land of Eem, where adventure meets unexpected twists, hilarious banter, and high-stakes fantasy! As Galen returns from a solo trek, he finds himself caught in a whirlwind of mystery, magic, and mayhem—all centered around a sorcerer, a peculiar egg, and mischievous harpies.
Set in the charming yet unpredictable village of Polgrub, this episode delves deep into friendship, loyalty, and quick-witted strategy, with Rylee’s sharp humor and unwavering support bringing even more depth to the party’s dynamic. Listeners can ex...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E12 | The Stump Witch Mysteries
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What happens when Galen goes solo in the whimsical world of Polgrib’s village, armed with only his wits and a lingering stink problem? In this latest episode of the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral, Galen takes center stage in an unpredictable and humor-filled adventure while Riley nurses his wounds and James is MIA.
Inspired by the thrill of solo Star Wa...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E11 | The Spider's Bargain
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What if you had to barter with a giant spider to solve a harpy problem while your best friend narrowly escaped being gulped by a fiery beast? Join Ben Costa, James Parks, and lead playtester George Higgins for another thrilling episode of the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral.
This chaotic adventure throws Galen and Riley headfirst...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E10 | Egg-citing Escapes in our 50th Episode
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What happens when a group of friends bands together for a year-long adventure in a whimsical fantasy realm? Celebrate with Ben Costa, James Parks, and lead playtester George Higgins as they mark their 50th episode of the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral. Together, they reminisce about inside jokes, fierce battles, and the camaraderie that has defined their journey through the magical world of Eem.<...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E09 | Scroknest Mountain and Humongous Geese
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What happens when you’re scaling the treacherous Scroknest Mountain, debating whether to snag a precious scrokwing egg for a sorcerer with shady ties? Join Ben Costa and James Parks—creators of Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo and Dungeoneer Adventures—along with chief gamer and George Higgins, as they relive chaotic mountain escapades in the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral.
This...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E08 | In the Gloom King's Shadow
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Ever found yourself battling blinds or questioning your culinary skills in a daring hot haunch challenge? Join Ben Costa and James Parks—creators of Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo and Dungeoneer Adventures—along with lead playtester, the illustrious George Higgins, for another hilarious and action-packed episode of the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral.
The episode kicks off with cheeky breakfast banter at <...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E07 | Gasp! The Nackadonkee Strangler
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Ever been stuck in a sticky mud trap during a rainstorm while trying to light a campfire? Join Ben Costa and James Parks—creators of Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo and Dungeoneer Adventures—with lead playtester and mad-science collaborator George Higgins, as they recount whimsical tales from the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox Setting and published by Exalted Funeral.
This episode is filled with laughter and camaraderie as th...
Land of Eem: Fantasy Actual Play S03E06 | The House of Halnar and the Dragon's Bolt
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What happens when you’re late to a duel and tensions with the Felmog Knights start to boil over? Join Ben Costa and James Parks—creators of Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo and Dungeoneer Adventures—with lead playtester and super-pal  George Higgins, as they navigate a whirlwind of chaotic moments, strategic skill upgrades, and character progressions in this thrilling episode of the Land of Eem TTRPG, played in the Mucklands Campaign Sandbox...
