Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
If you missed Brooke & Jeffrey's latest Phone Tap or just want to hear them again, we got your back! Just press play.
Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet
We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
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Phone Tap: Blood Bank Return
Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”
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Phone Tap: The Play Zone's At Capacity
Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!
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Phone Tap: AI Medical Assistant
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!
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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!
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Phone Tap: Surprise You're Getting Married
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder
When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!
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Phone Tap: Work From Home Webcam
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first!
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Phone Tap: Free A Felon
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Phone Tap: Scammer Tries To Transfer
We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line!Â
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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank
Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!
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Phone Tap: Head Pool Boy
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform.
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Phone Tap: Church Flirt
Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!
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Phone Tap: Take Your Pets To Work Day
In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid!
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Phone Tap: Vahts In Ze Package
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!
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Phone Tap: Bank After Dark
These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!Â
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Phone Tap: Your New Apartment Number
In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!
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Phone Tap: Sell Me On It
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it…Â
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Phone Tap: TIT Can Not Lie
We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK! Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call!Â
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Phone Tap: Arguing With My AI Girlfriend
Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!
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Phone Tap: AI Job Interview
We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job!Â
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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU
Bot Week rolls on! Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!
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Phone Tap: AI Karen Complains
All this week we’re celebrating “BOT WEEK” with some of our favorite AI-voice generated Phone Taps! In today’s call, Brooke lets her AI agent do all the “karen” complaining for her!
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Phone Tap: Sign Spinner Danger
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…
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Phone Tap: Blood Donor Actor
In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…
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Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only
Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!
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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!
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Phone Tap: Duo Couple Counseling
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy about to go into his first couples counseling session and introducing him to his MARRIED counselor duo!
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Phone Tap: Cuddle Con Co-Op
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she booked a hotel ballroom for her son’s upcoming Bar Mitzvah, but we’re calling to tell her she accidentally double-booked with CuddleCon!Â
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Phone Tap: College Tours With Leo DiCaprio
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…
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Phone Tap: AI Fez Orders Food
These days people have AI assistants doing any number of everyday tasks for them, and in today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is using her AI to help order lunch, but there may be a few slight hiccups in the programming!
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Car Cleaner
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some “paraphernalia” in her back seat!
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Phone Tap: Baby No Fly List
Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have to BAN her baby from every flying the skies again!
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Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!
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Phone Tap: TikTak Needs A Cuban
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal!
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Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont
Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem!Â
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror
Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap!
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Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project
Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!
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Phone Tap: Blow Co Has Your Rebate
In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!
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Phone Tap: Better Dates Verified
Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!
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